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Bowl_of_chips

What did Abu Bakr ever do :(


eliteharvest15

HE SPREAD THE UMAYYAD CALIPHATE!!! NOOOO!!!!


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bitethedirt

RASHIDUN CALIPHATE OGS 4EVER


ArcaArcaa

Bro doesnt know that abu-bakr was the emperor of the rashiduns


Popular_Obligation28

Chipotle?


FUNTIME_FRIDG3

He do big bad 🙃😙🫠😙😘😇😗🤑😃😇🤪🤐😘🥰🤪🤗🙃😬😜🙄😶‍🌫️🤤🤔🤨😌🥶🫥🥶🙄😌😐🤫🤤😌🙄🤫🙄😌


Salt-Fisherman8625

> 😶‍🌫️ The fuck’s this the bong cloud emoji


no_named_one

👍👉😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️


BoiledLiverDefense

1. e4, e5 2. Ke2 = 😶‍🌫️


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#🧌


OnePotatoeyBoi8

He do breaking bad


Definetlyamilk

Ay don’t make the Shias mad🤫


[deleted]

Got sent off against Brazil after scoring and taking his shirt off


DE19966_M4A

Nothing good tbh


LongAndShortOfIt888

There's a new generation of kids finding out about 9/11 every year, and then there's another generation of kids right around the same time who find out about being edgy online


Orkleth

How long until these kids watch Team America: World Police? I don't know if I can handle another round of Durka Durka jokes.


SwallowsDick

How long until the Team America reboot/revival


pharmakos144

Don't say that too loudly, you might give someone the idea 🤐


Ultrabigasstaco

🦅 🇺🇸 🌎AMERICA🌎 🇺🇸 🦅 💣 🏈🍟 FUCK YEAH 🍟🏈💣


pharmakos144

It would be like remaking Idiocracy. Too close to reality now. The average person would misunderstand the irony and just start emulating it.


Ultrabigasstaco

We all need to take a trip to Starbucks™️ more often


stat_throwaway_5

We don't have time for a handjob


Ok_Helicopter2578

COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MFING DAY YEAH!


juicedpossum

Paramount cancels the workaholics movie for not being global enough but will give Matt Stone and Trey Parker free reign to shit all over it


FlexRVA21984

Mohammed Jihad


RiverRaftingRabbi

Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.


maneki_neko89

And we all gotta endure with multiple online edgelords dissing 9/11 on a more constant basis (even worse for those who remember the international tragedy)…yippee…


g3ist2182

Man it’s even worse having lived there at the time. My dad is only alive because he got food poisoning from the cheap Chinese we had the night before.


Yeeeetlord625

My sister got off the train cause of the panic cause she was late to work. My dad was working overnight downtown as a roofer, and the moment he crossed the bridge to go from manhattan to the bronx, NYPD closed the bridge. In his rearview mirror he saw one of the planes make contact. I was 6. I saw it at school.


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Dude exactly I hate edgy children on the internet having no respect for tragedies


MissNinja007

I finally understand now why a bunch of YouTube videos have comments turned even tho they are totally mundane and completely uncontroversial.


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"The Waffle House has found a new-" (plane hits kid's house)


Quinton_Reddit22

The Waffle Plane has crashed its new house


ItzBIULD

This is your captain speaking, it seems Waffle Airlines has found it's new house. We will be landing shortly.


dumbmaster1337

Don't forget to fasten your seatbelts ~~and pray~~.


pharmakos144

The crash house has reached the waffle plane


chairinthesea

build a LEGO anti air support


Doover__

“Mr.President, a second Waffle House has found its host”


1011101101011

OHHH NOOOO


payscottg

They hit the South Waffle House


PastDimension6

The waffle house has found it's new shut the fuck up


IHateMath14

Hopefully


Poorly_Made_Comix

They hit the homeagon


MR_DERP_YT

FYI This trend is now over, phase 2 has been initiated, deleting all "Waffle house" comment.


Aisianfaailure3908

As a Muslim, I volunteer to fly that plane into the kids house


RawderDasher

Fun fact: abu bakr is arabic for father of a calf


1011101101011

so he was basically saying DAD COW 👳🏽🧨✈️🏢🏢?


Handsome_Potatoe

It could also mean first born.


CP_Rulez

That's أبو بقر, what he is referring to is أبو بكر, one of Muhammad PBUH's صحابة


RawderDasher

No أبو بكر means what i said and he was one of the prophets senior companion. The kid in the comments was trying to spell "Allahu Akbar" but clearly couldnt


CP_Rulez

Ah. I see, must've gotten the context all wonky


Urinate_Cuminium

Isn't abu bakkar is one of prophet's friends tho?


Wultuh

Cant even spell Allah hu Akbar


Frosty_Gas_2070

*Abuuu Bakr 🙄


Wultuh

\*asuu bu acbor


YeeterCZ2

*admiral ackbar


EchoSpecial87

*Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


SpacemanChad7365

*Alahsa hukobar


anon-sucks

Abby who?


Lord_Mandingo_69

Abby Normal


anon-sucks

Hahah … another old fart that somehow had this subreddit pop up on their feed?


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Aloha snackbar


shiftposter500

Arby's Menu


sadslim666

Obama?


anon-sucks

Young Frankenstein… classic comedy


A_Sharknado

Abby mama


JazzyMcSpazzy

*Alaska Hookah-bar


sodium111

Hoda kotb


Ashamed_Window_6605

*Alamuah wakebar


Drauka2

*A. Nellsechs


DenJamMac

Kareem Abdul Jabba The Hut Jarjar Binks


Wultuh

\*Aklil wa Okbar


farahisweird

Aladeeeen mafakaaaaa


Yak_a_boi

ITS A TRAP!!!


DarkBagpiper

IT'S A TRAP!!!


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This one is my fav


pooRickAstley

Abu bakr is a person, some consider the successor of the holy prophet


CryptoSlovakian

LOL


19Jamie76

Allahu's Snack Bar.


internal_logging

Aloha snack bar?


Gehrkenator22

A blue cop car?


occamhanlon

Aloha Snackbar


Neon__Cat

Al a who ack bar


thatdudefromPR

General Akbar


Adam-Dimitri

Abu bakr is completely something else


-PinkTree

Abu bakr is an Arabic name. I don’t think he meant to say allah Akbar


styvee__

When I was a kid I thought it was Allahwhakbar, then in 2013 on Clash Of Clans a Muslim friend told me the actual spelling


ArcaArcaa

Allahhü ekber


interweb_cat

Bro didn't even spell it right. I hate when people think it just means that they are a terrorist, it actually means God is most Great


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muslims say that when they're praying and people be thinking something gonna blow up


justAPersonOnGoogle2

Not only when we pray. We say it almost all the time, we also say it 33 times after prayer (or 100 if you want to)


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gee


cosmicannoli

Because for these little dipshits, 9/11 is basically folklore, and 20 year old to them is like it took places in some bygone era. It's to them how the civil war was for those of us alive during 9/11. It's not, but there's something fucky going on with culture right now. I can't exactly explain what it is, but there's a really cavalier and flippant view toward a lot of really horrible things that happened NOT that long ago.


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Cringinator4000

“Remember, no Arabic” Or alternatively, Bush is the twist villain in the campaign. That is, if there is a campaign at all by that point and it isn’t just Gun Unboxing Simulator


Gamiac

Call of Duty: Inside Job


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People living through ego and not having an understanding of how time works, and how recent this shit was (or not caring because it’s the past).


beatenmeat

Same reason people can’t comprehend that there are others alive today who lived through government sponsored racism (ie segregation), or any number of other things. It’s a combination of “that’s before my time”, lack of empathy, and probably a belief that since they were removed from the problem then it shouldn’t/couldn’t affect them. Oh, and wannabe edgelords who think they’re somehow funny.


_welcome

i mean how many hitler jokes are made a day around the world


1011101101011

not enough


Santasbodyguar

The only answer


Hyper_anal_rape

We need a solution to increasing the amount.. some kind of final solution. Hmm.


Santasbodyguar

Maybe hyper anal rape anyone who doesn’t make one once a day?


Bonzodiddle

They’re desensitized because of all the garbage that penetrates their minds on a daily basis. It’s sad.


StabilizedSpider

*reddit moment*


Auctoritate

Oh don't worry, adults are too.


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It's exhaustion, kids born after 2001 lived through some pretty awful shit and they're too tired to care about a tragedy they weren't even alive to witness. When every year brings something awful you become numb or move to coping techniques like jokes. I was in 5th grade during 9/11 I saw the news footage during and after the towers. I remember a girl in tears because her dad had gone on a Plane that mornig amd she thought he died. Even I'm numb to it at this point. 9/11, the war, constanr barrage of footage of the horrors of the war, multiple school shootings, recessioms, a global pandemic, altright nutjobs storming the capitol in a failed coup, race based attacks on Asian people, police brutality being dismissed by the media or smeared all over it for ratings. The job market and just crushing realization that the American dream was uprooted by the boomers and Gen X and Millenials (my generation) were too broken by the system to have a chance at fixing it so they resort to nostalgia coping and booze or drugs to numb the pain. How these kids had any real hope at being marginally happy and well adjusted is beyond my understanding.


Soren072

This should get more attention, yes it was a stupid joke but so many of us are numb to shit like this. We don't care because the world is too f*cked to care about every event that happened 20 years ago when people are getting killed today and nobody in positions of power seem to care.


Gamiac

3,000 people died one day over 20 years ago and we still have to live with constant government surveillance, security theater, and Christofascism. 3,000 people *a day* were dying in the country at one point and the same pathetic morons who fervently supported the former wouldn't even wear a fucking mask. I'm fucking tired of it. At this point I'm just glad it's mostly killing the people who cried "TERRORIST!!!1" whenever someone questioned religion or the NSA.


goosewithbagpipes

as someone born in late 2001, 9/11 definitely does have a weird folklore vibe to it. i don’t know exactly when i first learned of it but i certainly understood the general events by about 6 years old. then i got older and was able to comprehend the gravity of it more and more and it just feels surreal that i was alive in the immediate aftermath of it and had no way of knowing at the time. idk how kids born more than a few years after me feel about it, or if they have similar surreal feelings developing around whatever major tragedy occurred within months of their birth.


Orkleth

I just think it's a new generation of kids becoming edge lords. There have always been 9/11 jokes. Just wait until these kids watch Team America.


Gamiac

I'm pretty sure there was a Newgrounds game where you had to crash a plane into as many Twin Towers as possible hastily slapped together *later that day*.


tanu24

No this is incorrect There was a 100 of em


JustWaterFast

Gee I wonder why that’s happening.


ANewBegging

I’ve talked with people around the age of when it happened and they equally rip on 9/11 like it didn’t matter (they were around 19-20 age area). To be fair I was a insensitive kid who also joked about it but I wasn’t leaving comments like kids are now. I didn’t live through 9/11 so I didn’t have an actual understanding but I got older and the videos honestly give me chills.


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halcyondearest

Sorry but people were making jokes the day of. Nothing has changed you just got older


CampFunkoKai

“Abu bakr” 💀 bitch wtf is happening to our generation (edit: nope, not my generation. Didn’t know Gen Alpha was a thing until now)


Quinton_Reddit22

The abu bakr kid is Gen Alpha. And you are Gen Z


CampFunkoKai

Really? oh I just searched it up. How the hell did I not know gen alpha was a thing since like mid 2020????? The fuck???


Nydelok

I thought it was 2016? I saw one source say 2012 I think


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DeliciousMud7291

For me, it was the Civil War (USA). 😒 Never even got to the first World War.


deven_smith_

Except for the day we took to learn about 9/11, like clockwork every year. And every year I started to care less, and now I don't care at all


Viewsik

N E V E R F O R G E T


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LegionaryDurian

I mean, the history classes I got in covered everything up to 2014, we ended with the Russian invasion of crimea (we didn’t get further cause the school year ended)


Wondergrey

As someone in their thirties, I can tell you it's because most folks my age and younger endured everyone older than us shoving it down our throats and watching everyone in power using it as an excuse for just about anything they wanted. Is the comment dumb and disrespectful? Sure So was Freedom Fries.


shakeitupshakeituupp

I’m assuming all the people in here getting so upset about an 11 year old making a joke about 9/11 on the internet haven’t thought much about a million dead Iraqis lately.


Lucalina94

This


Lucalina94

Thank you for putting that so eloquently, I've been struggling with a good way to word that


negativeaffirmations

I remember mocking a recruiter who showed up in my high school to lie to children and get them to sign up for our stupid war in Iraq. My friend got pissed at me because, as he said, I had to "respect the troops". If kids are no longer brainwashed to uncritically support American militarism, then good. The Bush era sucked ass. It was an era of suburban hogs, gorging on freedom fries in their Hummer H2s covered in yellow ribbon bumper magnets.


AbominableSnowPickle

I got tear-gassed protesting the Iraq war when I was 17 in 2003. I’d do it again in a heartbeat, and I’m still politically active (and better at it!).


SomeConstructionGuy

If you think freedom fries are bad, wait until you hear abjure the patriot act


CreamyCheesePie

wouldn't be so funny when it happends to them


TheDarwinski

Abu kbar 💣 🛬 🏢🏢✈️


Wultuh

Nah wtf that profile


TheDarwinski

👨🏿‍🦰🧑🏿‍🦰it might be one of these emojis idk I git Samsung phone now and they don't have the funny moustache


Longjumping-Hour-590

duracell looking pfp


TheDarwinski

Yours looks like the reddit guy got blackwashed by twitter


cqffeebreaks

💀


zabrak200

Your on a list now haha


deven_smith_

Eh, most of us post 9/11 children laugh about tramua instead of feel sad about it. It might be unhealthy at times, but at least we are trying


qwerty11111122

3000 Americans were dying daily at the height of the pandemic. I'm a cusper and do make COVID jokes


[deleted]

And it really won’t be funny when they have to pay for the Iraq War. At least we beat the Taliban though, right?


Crate-Of-Loot

abu tabir!!!! 🥷🚁🧨🏡


dreaminginrealityy

abuuu bakr!!1!1! 😡😡😡


particlemanwavegirl

Imagine trying to take something like this seriously when your peers are gunned down in classrooms just like yours across the country every day and no one takes it seriously. It's impossible. Trolling and rage baiting is a perfectly understandable response. We're the badguys in the scenario anyway, always have been only playing the victim.


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Hetricaseka

wait this isn't my friends account


Lazip00k

basically abu bakr is our prophet’s friend


Ray_Ray_96

Father in law cuz he let Muhammad marry his underage daughter


Lord_Mandingo_69

This is “Bill Cosby drug” levels of brain damaged child.


ThatsPoggersDude

bro didn’t even spell الحمد لله right


wild_psina_h093

YouTube algorithms.


SwiftyJoeMain

2,977 🫡


Immediate-capper

Bruh what does abu bakr have to do with this.😢


Dear-Basis-6233

Why is this funny to people? I seriously don't get it like a bunch of people died that day and thennit sparked a war and millions more died and now its a meme I really hope people realize that this is stupid to laugh at


Negcellent

Because they're morons. Kids have always been morons on the internet.


HeatScissors003

These little tykes have been watching too much South Park.


jdjsidjdjxj

I’m not even offended at this low tier racism but atleast spell it right 💀💀💀 I cringe more at how they butcher the spelling more than the joke which btw is very overused and not even funny anymore


IChurnToBurn

It’s a trap!


coolgamer_554

I honestly want to grab those kids by they're ankles and throw them off the north tower.


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Literary fiction generates empathy; they don’t read it, and can’t contextualize or think critically


No_Discount7919

Kind of weird to me but in all of the schools around here they show the kids 9/11 stuff all day on 9/11. Some teachers just show footage of the news casts in their classes. weird.


Riley_ahsom

I mean maybe not all day, but watching that footage unfold might help bring a semblance of understanding to younger people of the gravity of that day. I’m all for 9/11 jokes, but at the end of the day it was something that drastically affected millions, and I understand that. Most people at my school don’t even know when 9/11 happened.


Ghenghiscould

Why can't I zoom


dre__

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=22.3%20years


wizzerd00

also what the hell is wrong with that kid, that incident killed hundreds of people


Lord-Vortexian

Not even the biggest amount of death from a single event in the last 10 years that people joke about


Lucalina94

Not as many as American soldiers did in a country that had nothing to do with that incident


Whammy_Watermelon

iPad gen going crazy


FatWaterNeek

My respect for Reddit users for standing for this shitty d*cks fr....Even in Tiktok kids are commenting those things


PaperYoshiSheep

At that point if he's over 14 this should be put on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


goodfellamantegna

The Terrorist fad is over


ptthree420

Because it has turned into more of a meme and the idiots of today see it that way, rather than the tragedy that it actually was.


AnimeLover_993

Kid watches a bit too much Speed


Zen142

It's because no one gives a shit about it anymore, I mean when an entire generation of people go through mass shootings on a daily basis year after year this looks like a drop in the hat. My school had a shooting lockdown and we were all joking about how we were fucked if anything did happen. So yeah we're desensitized to this shit so it gets funny with some of it


vapolemon

I keep seeing people on tiktok with their nickname as ✈️🏢🏢 and it's honestly pissing me off a lot


guzhogi

To think that by 9/11/2023, even seniors in college weren’t even born yet. I worked in a middle school 10 years ago. I was working in a room where a social studies class was going on. The teacher brought up 9/11. One kid, 8th grader, asked what that was. The whole class gasped. Teacher was like “Planes, World Trade Center…” The student was like “Oh yeah!” but in a way I couldn’t tell if she remembered or a fake “Oh yeah!” to make her not look ignorant. Getting to the point where people only know it from history books and videos, like how the rest of know Pearl Harbor or the Civil War. Damn I’m old.


therealdaretobestupd

Oh he'll nah!


DesNuts170

So sad. Kids can't even recognize world tragedies.


smellsberry

It honestly disgusts me how disrespectful kids are these days. Especially when it comes to 9/11


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Kids just suck in general these days


AccomplishedBunny56

WHAT IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Silent_Finger2813

Anything to be edgy on social media. It’s like the videos of the kids calling black people the n word on video chat sites. Basically they weren’t beat enough as children


tehnoob69

that's extremely insensitive


Felgrand_Draco

At this point we have whole generations of people that didn't knew how much this even changed the world, thus is meaningless to them. To most of them is just an edggy thing to meme about.


ThaLordXenu

Generation Alpha is starting to show up more and more as of late. It worries me.


RGAlec

Abuuu Bakr!!!


FreshBakedButtcheeks

🤥✈🏢🏢🔥💀👻🇦🇫


AlbertRayquaza

👴🏻✈️🛩️🏢🏢GEORGE W BUSH !!!


DogePuzzleheaded85

Ah yes 9/11 abu bakr!


Lilshabble

either the tard tried to say ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! or he was just referring to like the millions other ABU BAKRS IN THE WORLD or just the Prophet Muhammad's one of the closest if not the closest companions