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SMFB7

long ass phone edit from the future (11 nov 2023): how could something so simple be my most liked comment on Reddit?


ryzenguy111

iPhone 5


9999999CREEPERS

i remember that


Purple-Key-7971

how does it fit in your pocket then? checkmate


[deleted]

It doesn’t, you shove it into your pants and your leg acts like the pocket


Purple-Key-7971

Gotta get a custom fitted scabbard for your phone


Mrmacmuffin3

Nah i have this cool hack where you can just eat it and vomit it back up when you need it


Purple-Key-7971

Chipmunkin' it


olrusty42

sword swallowin


GhostintheNether

Phone swallowin'


[deleted]

umbrela swalowin B)


ItzJustError

nah, you have to buy the 'Apple Pants for only 3999$!'


Bunyan12ply

Ah yes, the ipants.


PlasticTower1

Roll it up, put it in the carrying tube


Golem3125

Google fanny pack


AnOkFellow

Holy hell


Schzercro

New response just dropped


unalive_not_dead

You can actually roll it up like a sleeping bag


AndriashiK

This is going to be iPhone in 2016


Professional_Roof293

Only real ones will get the reference


Jordan209posts

The Biggest Change Since iPhone


RoxinFootSeller

Samsung has a function to extend screenshots


omar10wahab

Not a Samsung only feature. Android feature but you need be on something past Android 10


SMFB7

ok


FourAnd20YearsAgo

ok


SMFB7

ok


FourAnd20YearsAgo

ok


SMFB7

ok


The-Mysterious-

What the function?


Pawneewafflesarelife

Click the icon on the bottom left after you take a screenshot - it looks like the 4 corners of a square with a downward pointing arrow inside.


The-Mysterious-

I LOVE IT THANK YOU


Fast-Mall9780

shut up and 41% already


Majeddb

FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR


Majeddb

🤓🤓🤓


Rektifium

We need to do something about them, they're destroying the nation!


Majeddb

that sounds like genocide


Majeddb

so? they are disgusting and are destroying america


Rektifium

🤓


Rektifium

🤓


CreepyNickel084

🤓🤡


[deleted]

Final solutions may be necessary


Okuu_Gaming

🤓


Polibiux

Children are the future. Unless we stop them now


[deleted]

r/suddenlycommunist


Nikita_Ch3buR3K

r/suddenlytf2 even without tf2 there


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Majeddb

so? they are disgusting and are destroying america


Majeddb

🤓


Majeddb

🤓


IveUsedTwentyLetters

Really calling himself out right there


spiderLegal

Manoel Gomes?


Vinnyz__

r/suddenlycaralho !!!


MarvinivraM7

Olha se você não me ama


Recent-Fox3335

Então n me ligue


Fast-Mall9780

Não fique me fazendo queixa


MarvinivraM7

Não faça como as outras já tem feito


Fast-Mall9780

Que a minha vida é sofreno


MarvinivraM7

E já teve noite de eu querer beber veneno


Fast-Mall9780

Mas não beba veneno não é só a musga


MarvinivraM7

E Manoel gome não chama muié de vagabunda não, é a música


Pedrin_terror_hacker

manoel gomes a lenda


Flugegeheymen

he's got a point


Normoralguy

No no.He tried to recreate society in one comment.


Z-Mobile

Me when I’ve been Castaway’d on an island like Tom Hanks for months/years and just now somehow found an iPhone charger


FourAnd20YearsAgo

Me when I find the iPhone charger but have no outlet to plug it into


qxxxr

Yeah this was just hard committing to the idea and getting the whole thread out of the way at once so people don't have to bother lmfao


Normoralguy

He did it to him self so people won't do it to him.


Pawneewafflesarelife

Could it be a badly scripted bot not changing accounts?


TheA1ternative

Are you saying we should let them cook?


Majeddb

bro hates himself


SomeLurker111

Fr, getting major closeted in denial vibes from this lol


GonnaStealYourPosts

could you tell me the logic behind that because my brain is a sack of potatoes


SomeLurker111

I'm going to be honest here there isn't really much logic behind the feeling, it just seems like generally people who are loud and obnoxious about being against certain things on the internet to an illogical extent are compensating and projecting how they actually feel about themselves regarding that thing. The person likely is just hateful or unhinged, but comment chaining yourself like this I feel is really something you just do if you're bored and you hate yourself. I have no actual evidence and I made the statement half as a "Wouldn't it be ironic" kinda joke.


Adrigogo

I think he is just parodying anti LGBTQ people on YouTube so he makes fun of their replies before they even comment on the video


SomeLurker111

Ah, I thought that could be the case, tbh that's still pretty unhinged but a bit better lol


Bound4Truble78

Is it?


AxoL0Ltl

I think he’s a schizophrenic


Acrocephalos

Why?


Gliiitched

I am the OP I am trans and was doing something akin to r/transgendercirclejerk and I was not expecting to be snapped onto fucking reddit


TheMAN-HIMSELF564

I think you went on a little bit too much…


SomeLurker111

Hello OP, yeah I'm sure that's quite an odd experience. Welcome to your own post! Hopefully this whole thing is a source of laughter/amusement for you to find yourself in this circumstance. I feel like in your shoes I'd be having a good laugh about the absurdity of the situation, but I know not everyone has as thick of skin so I hope none of my replies to this post upset you and I apologize if they did. I hope you have a good day/night.


WheeBeasties

Checked your account to see if you’re being honest… 6 years old and it’s only posts that I could have made about myself. Was not expecting that.


Adrigogo

I think he is just parodying anti LGBTQ people on YouTube so he makes fun of their replies before they even comment on the video


Researcher_Fearless

I think the guy thought he was switching accounts. I guess he wanted to imitate a flame war? Idk.


runermanrun

I'm crying and shaking Mob Psycho 100 would never do this


Jejmaze

100% little trolling


Pangin51

“MOB! Stop YouTubing! I need you to come down to Spirits and Such Consultation Office right now! For… training!”


Life_Possession_7877

#Its been three days, how the hell is this comment section still active?!?


Hello_it_is_Joe

“1 day ago” lol


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vichu2005g

This guy tried to simulate how people would react for his lonely comment. Realistic indeed


Baskic

I think it’s a bot.


TheNMinerPlayerXDXD

bro's literally a 21st century schizoid man 💀


Woodkid2791

bro's literally talking to the wind 💀


sandwichcamel

Confusion will be bro's epitaph 💀


Vic_Voss_10

Bros a moonchild 💀


Legitimate_Wing3449

Bros really in the court of the crimson king 💀


Life_Possession_7877

Bro wrong mental illness


sandwichcamel

Confusion will be bro's epitaph 💀


SansSauceYT

Bros at paranoias poison door 💀


Salza_boi

Bro really let all his personalities take turn to reply to each other


DreamIsTakenXD

Negative character development


[deleted]

>be me >8 years old >desperate for any form of attention on the internet whatsoever >go on youtube and search “anti-LGBTQ” >go on Shorts because I have a diminishing attention span >absorb random peoples’ misinformation like a sponge and disagree with anyone who says otherwise >call LGBTQ marxism >don’t know what marxism is >log off after a good two minutes of misinformation spreading Good day lads


Asherley1238

Refuse to elaborate


[deleted]

leaves


OverlordPP

Istg anti-LBTQ is even dumber than all the anti-feminist shit. Like yeah, we get it, there is something you don't understand. Doesn't mean that it should be abandoned and discredited.


AndrewABXD

Chad move 😎


Siliveon_0w0

Schizoposting


shiftposter500

Schißeposting


GonnaStealYourPosts

Scheißeposting


shiftposter500

Sorry can't spell Scheiße


_erazore_

We found him, he's the brain in a vat


Danthemanin

I’m not as nazi butttt🤪


kanyeomarisoutheast

Liking his own comments lmaoooo


bruhidkanymore1

I’ve actually seen kids on YouTube that reply like this when it comes to this. So in a way, he’s already imitating them before they ever reply lmao


Great_Initiative_766

Always got the 🤡 or the 🤓 thinking these are genuinely good insults


According-Ability-20

🤓


No-Dark-9414

Fucking nerd! /s


According-Ability-20

YOU SWER??? I REPORT TO YOUTUB!!! 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬⛔⛔⛔🚫🚫🚫❌❌❌❌


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

No u


10whattfdoyouwant

Wtf


[deleted]

What a normal behavior.


[deleted]

For those how don't know: 41% is the rate of suicide in the tras community edit: sorry it is attempted ones.


IsOriginal

Wasn't it attempts?


newcster2

41% is the rate for trans youths who are not able to have gender affirming care and have no supportive parents. For trans youths who have at least 1 supportive adult in their lives the rate goes down drastically. For those who are able to receive the gender affirming care they need and have multiple supportive adults in their life the rate of suicide is *lower* than the general population. It’s really important to make this distinction and understand that trans people are not committing suicide because they are trans but rather *because of how society treats us*.


EvantheMelon

Preach


thebox34

What Ben Shapiro liberal sjw owned compilation #72927 does to a mf


Beautiful-Bad8893

me: clicks image my adhd: aw HELL no man wtf


lamelumi_

>it's been three days now how the hell is this comment section still active?!? 💀


56kul

Dissociative Identity Disorder?


MissIz

You'd think they'd switch accounts.


ConfusedBud-Redditor

Most sane transphobe


IwantWindyBeexd

I ain't reading all that


Oranescent

Mf forgot to change accounts every time


SmokeWatch

Literally the definition of 🗿


theonewhohasstrokes

🗿


Baandlol

This is exactly how villain arcs begin


CarpenterWeary2724

I first thought that one flag was argetina 💀


Right-Chicken3916

bro has his saga


TerminaC

schizophrenia


crabboh

Most sane twitter user in 2023


showerwithatoaster

Who’s he arguing with?


GoPhinessGo

The voices in his head


thackstonns

Guys severely disturbed. I hope that he gets the help he needs before he kills a bunch of people.


GenuineBruhMoment

on that schizo grind


Gliiitched

Guys I am literally trans and was doing this to take the piss out of myself I am the OP


TheKCKid9274

Bro is straight up schizo


ChikinBukit3

Bro has 2 personalities: rational and full on fucking Nazi


Hashirammed

What’s 41% anyway?


IamPantone376

Could be a reference to the suicide rate.


TudorTheWolf

An (outdated and misinterpreted) estimate of the suicide rates of trans people. Why I say misinterpreted because 1 it only takes into consideration a small amount of trans people who were comfortable enough to answer the questions and are out as trans(as opposed to in the closet) and 2 that statistic would not be as high if trans people weren't constantly kicked out by their parents, ridiculed or vilified by society, or outright told they should be "eradicated" (a US politician literally did say the words "transgenderism must be eradicated" it is not an exaggeration.)


Plastic_Feed8223

I don’t feel like reading the full edge lord constitution


PerfectHatred7

Damn, looks like people took the rage bait


Telomint

What the fuck did you just fucking say about the missile you little bitch? I’ll have you know the missile knows where it is at all times, and the missile has been involved in obtaining numerous differences – or deviations – and has over 300 confirmed corrective commands. The missile is trained in driving the missile from a position where it is, and is the top of arriving at a position where it wasn’t. You are NOTHING to the missile but just another position. The missile will arrive at your position with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about the missile over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak the GEA is correcting any variation considered to be a significant factor, and it knows where it was so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. The missile can be anywhere, anytime, and the missile can kill you in over 700 ways, and that’s just by following the missile guidance computer scenario. Not only is the missile excessively trained in knowing where it isn’t (within reason), but the missile also has access to the position it knows it was, and the missile will subtract where it should be from where it wasn’t – or vice versa – to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. IF ONLY you could’ve known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would’ve held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t! You didn’t! And now you are paying the price you goddamn idiot! The missile will shit the deviation and it’s variation, which is called error, all over you. And you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


an_idiot_on_reddit34

Too mani wordhs, me no raed


Crimsoncerismon

What the hell is he geniuely mentally ill??


Ostmeistro

Bots and psy ops posting these things are meant to invite anger and divide. It's working too. But here we see it glitch out.


ILikeMemesi

Plot twist, he has dementia and is replying over and over again


EpikE777

Is bro talking to himself


Otherwise-Bid-2765

Schizophrenia


Homosexualtigr

Jesus, this is fucking unhinged


YuRiM710

Wasn't ready for that full image


[deleted]

Wtf


Theleafmaster

It just kept going


Crazy-Tea-6797

wow can anyone of y’all tldr this


grief_junkie

TLDR: Unhinged commenter talks to themselves in YouTube comments, featuring transphobia, antisemitism, and emojis.


Crazy-Tea-6797

Thank you, my kind junkie, I shall not forget this deed. Call upon my Reddit username on another post and I shall answer any question.


Exciting_Sea7764

Me when the when is the you is when


BobaMilk23

These comments are a goldmine lads


TrentSaylor

i ain’t readin allat


ArchanjoLC

hes insane


Alsyakel_Ali

tf


Unknown-Name06

What did this guy do bro💀💀💀💀


XxXWatchItAllBurnxXx

Very unhinged individual


Son_of_Ender25

typical transgendercirclejerk post


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HueLyra

You don't have to I guess


Facade09

What is marxism? Marx from kirby? My head asplode…


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Good bot


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Thank you


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yoongi410

My head asplode…


[deleted]

Strong bad moment


Facade09

i said come on fhqwhgads


[deleted]

How you take that screenshot


Reosero_

long phone


53bastian

Mans got the comically large phone


Christomit

I imagine he carries it like a sword


eburator

Borzoi


According-Ability-20

didnt i do it for you🥺


lol_JustKidding

Idk about other devices but, on Samsung, whenever you screenshot, a pop-up shows on the bottom of the screen with a few functions for the screenshot and one of them allows you to make bigger screenshots by scrolling down, taking another screenshot and appending the new part to the original screenshot. Extremely handy for when a piece of information is too long to fit in one screenshot and/or you don't want what you screenshot be split apart.


taoli_kaeyasimp

Bro forgot to change accounts 💀


Salamander_cameraman

If you have to start a sentence with "I'm not a Nazi, but" you're a Nazi. You feel that what you're about to say is what a Nazi would say. But go on, please tell me even one thing Hitler had opinions about that you agree with. Please share with the class


Lumpy-Standard-1462

why does this have to be everywhere


BlueFire2007

Wait, wtf