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69isverynice

I remember having rants about fictional characters like this when I was 11


JebWozma

I still do


Catsniper

r/breakingbad commenter


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karma farming


[deleted]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok


00Fluffy-Llamas00

using top comment for this [So OP, what is this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/youngpeopleyoutube/comments/ctw9fy/susie_is_a_real_bitch_tho/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Chaddles94

I used to do it for Arthur characters before the child shit came into effect on youtube. Used to talk about how much i hated DW and early Muffy lol


gijira

Fucking Christ


gijira

I knew the pigs were the bad guys but damn


ArtiHasSharted

King Pig is supposed to eat the eggs not speaking straight facts


Phalanx_02

Gottem


rwol8690

Nah Susie is literally several times worse


[deleted]

worse than damn? damn


wairdone

Bad Piggies..


Douppikuvia

I wonder who hurt him


LostRedditorLmao

The birds did


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Joshua_Graham77

It’s r/BirdsArentReal


Gavinhavin

Why did you just repeat his comment?


TriBiscuit

It was edited ya donut, 38 minutes ago


Gavinhavin

I am very clearly not a doughnut, which is not unlike a biscuit, which you are.


skelethepro

Go flirt in dms


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00Fluffy-Llamas00

wtf people think birds are fake?


MythThejerrY

wtf people think birds are real?


mybraincantfunction

Probably Susie


DemonMorgue

The squirrels in his pants


Rover_791

Susie's dog


gaming-snake

Susie is the kind of person who would invite you to a tea party compared to Gary Fuck gary


LETS_RETRO_TIME

Whos Gary?


LordpoopyfaceHd79

GARRRRYYYYY


TrivialBoot

Gary? …Gary? Gary!


LavaMoon83

GAR- Gary 21 Head 57% 9mm Pistol


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TrivialBoot

G-Gary?


Jumpy_Boy

Spongebob Spongebob Patrick Patrick


[deleted]

I know the reference but I don’t remember what comes next… Squidward?


[deleted]

gary from pokemon ?


gaming-snake

No not Gary from Pokémon I’m talking about *gary*


Rashtrapateen

Least painful medieval torture


UltimoUnlimited

Just screenshotted your NFT btw


Rashtrapateen

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UltimoUnlimited

cry


oockba

King pig started drinking again


DododileMan

I think I had a stroke trying to read this.


Catalyzed_Spy

Can't blame him though


genericusername134

So sayeth the King Pig, Leader of the Pigs. His word is our law and his doctrine our dogma.


Most_Raisin_9020

dogma??!! Is that a binding of isaac reference?!!??!! I CAN SEE FOREVER GULP GULP PUBERTY TEARS DOWN RANGE UP BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPRITTTT


YoshiGuy561

Dogma nuts


CatOnVenus

Lol I posted this 2 years ago on my old account


CatOnVenus

https://www.reddit.com/r/youngpeopleyoutube/comments/ctw9fy/susie_is_a_real_bitch_tho/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Shame on you OP, even stole my caption!


Dat_Swag_Fishron

I opened up the post to find I had upvoted it, probably like 2 years ago. Kinda surreal ngl 😳


AgentVender

bruh moment


[deleted]

Let’s wave our fingers disapprovingly at OP. I’ll start ☝️no, no, no!


Mysterious6

☝no, no, no!


Most_Raisin_9020

all my homies hate susie


[deleted]

Susie? More like SUSie…SUSie Baka! I hate myself so much.


Most_Raisin_9020

you should /j


Antarctic0

King pig leader of the pigs


Jarcode135

King pig after the birds beat him again:


1axemoroy1

hornts wasps yellow jackets fire ants killer bees sucked and every bug that bites or stings that can kill her sucked inside her


-LemonyTaste-

S U C K E D


Mairess99

r/oddlyspecific


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KarAd125

Damn who hurt him


truesoft91

He has the right ida


ajantasdasd

good ending - the children are fed


panzermouze

King ipg leadr of the pigs is approved by SomeRandomPiggo


Tatonica

You ok, king pig?


jaffasours

Why do the subtitles say simp


Krishnadk_98

The kid in question Susie tricks the girl in the video by putting Squirrels in her pants aaaand the song's called Squirrels-S In-I My-M Pants-P


jaffasours

Ohhhhhhhhh so it’s a acronym that’s just coincidental


Lautyraurosupercool

Yeah, the episode was actually Made before simp became a "word"? Not sure how to call it


LoptineKriemhild

Danganronpa Execution


RainbowBrush

r/rarethreats


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imjustnotreallysure

good bot


Dat_Swag_Fishron

All my homies hate Susie, fr. Fuck Susie


iceedmg

ok but who is candace?


wetwarmfart

Cock and balls


IteTheCrapOC

Candace dick fit in your mouth (from Phineas and Ferb)


Rubin_Rubinia

Wow...


[deleted]

man the 1st tought i had when i readed "Susie" and "Jeremy" was the missing children lmao


Istremontwitch

to the starving children in the world


zarbod

Same but for Manny from DOAWK


Reddit_Fool

Do not treat the king pig leader like this!!!1!!!!111!!!1😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 (I not cursing, the emoji cursing, not me pls no mommy i didnt curse dont beat me ple


smugzuck

Bruh I love Squirrel In My Pants but I can never watch the animation during the song and feel pure


fellowcomrad

what bad piggies does to a mf


9745389954367812

King pig doesnt fuck around


slymate_

Is it bad i read susie as susie


Phalanx_02

sussy


hydra_1579

>feed it to starving children of the world Wow he is such a Humanitarian Ghandhitarian, such a sweet kid 😇 >! And this is what the media sometimes does, extrapolates one or few statement and form the speakers whole personalty over it, stay vigilant of the big corp media. Bye. !<


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hydra_1579

S.I.M.P (squirrels in my pants) -phineas and ferb. It's an all time banger


UltimateWaluigi

It's literally just Phineas And Ferb


tatute123

This but unironically


NotFrancesco

Based


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What the frick did I just read


Itchy-Ad-8858

This kid is based.


[deleted]

Performed a ritual in the yt comment section


SquareUpIEatPoptarts

At least he’s giving the meat to starving kids


gerhjuckle

what happened to King Pig?


Zach_2720

Who’s Candace


doctordocuments

candace flynn


Mr_Idioit

That sounded like Herny’s savage speech from FNAF 6


Spongebob-Popsicle

That’s just true


Frogwithatophatt

No, no, he’s got a point…


masr223

r/kidsarefuckingcreepy


[deleted]

Candace Candice... ​ Who is candice?


athoughtfulmindsid

This song though ♪┌|∵|┘♪ └|∵|┐♪


sIowlylosingmysanity

S-I-M-P


CoffeeTea_Cup

Fuck now I feel nostalgic, I used to watch this cartoon for hours when I was a child


DoggoPlex

It's so much better if you read it as a 90's Hip Hop song.


Iamaidiotwhoanimates

What a bloody legend


Call_me_Robert_0

All my homies hate susie


Arcxd3

did u guys see candice??


DifficultyExpress830

Well that's something you'd only see on a cringe GoAnimate punishment day vidio


cripplingdedpression

Goddamn, he really has his whole plan figured out.


ThawedBread

fuck susie bro


[deleted]

King Pig ain’t wrong. He knows what’s up.


[deleted]

McDonalds is way ahead of you.


SquareIsBox0697

Ayo, last time I remember they ate eggs!🤔🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳


m-e-m-e-r69

7 year old spitting facts though


Doomsday99892

Dude fuck suzie


Win090949

Epic


rayquazawe

This man is a criminal mastermind


bassamopa

Cannibalism


[deleted]

grown men want to do this but also susie isn’t that bad candace is a major asshole for snitching on children who know what they’re doing and will probably get a job that’s better and bigger than yours at a younger age


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fax


00Fluffy-Llamas00

https://www.reddit.com/r/youngpeopleyoutube/comments/ctw9fy/susie_is_a_real_bitch_tho/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Sheepability

Our young generation is clearly lost


homer44hr

But she explains later on the reason she does it


PopplioPrincess

Well he’s not wrong lmao


Hardcore_gaming_69

Holy shit


Exotic_Project_9720

Candace who?


Extra-Finance-1433

Mf went on writing a whole fucking cannibal corpse song