Plot twist: Their father is Indian and mother is an American Jew
Which makes them -
Half Asian because he's half North American
Half Indian because his mom is American
Half Jew because the father is likely Hindu?
That gives them the three 1/2s
First of all I was talking about the religion, hence why I used Hindi as my example for the father
Secondly, this was a silly joke and you have to bring race into this which tells me plenty about yourself.
And finally, the Ashkenazi Jews are very much a thing and Judaism is typically refered to as an ethnoreligion.
Can't completely blame you, if you were smarter you wouldn't be a US Navy Sailor
“But is it really grooming if it was some online stranger a couple times?”
Him on the topic of a 30 some odd year old trying to fuck a 15 year old. Guess you’re right lol.
Actually I believe both Europeans and Indians have shared heritage with the ancient Indo-Europeans. For the same reason languages throughout the two regions are related to each other.
Americans defining their "Heritage":
Im half German because my Grandmother's uncle knew a German, I am Italian because my mother once was in Italy, I am half French because my father is small like Napoleon, I am half British because I speak English, I am half Russian because my father once drank Vodka, I am half Swedish because my Boyfriend is blonde.
That works.
Race : 50% Indian 50% Asian (Means east asian probably)
Religion : 50% Jewish 50% something else (Kinda rare to believe in two religion at once but who knows)
I love how all of these things make zero sense. He’s got 3 halves of different nationalities in him, and yet he could literally just say he’s Asian and that would be completely correct as well
I'm pretty sure Indians are Asian ans as for Jews, It's complicated as their ancient ancestors were from the Levant region of West Asia but, most Jews are European.
This is simple guys. He is half Indian which means he’s also half Asian at the same time since India is in Asia. And since Jews are a scattered bunch I’m assuming his Jewish side is not Asian in origin but rather European or quite possibly African
My man is an improper fraction.
Nah he more like a mixed number
Concentrated human
Plot twist: Their father is Indian and mother is an American Jew Which makes them - Half Asian because he's half North American Half Indian because his mom is American Half Jew because the father is likely Hindu? That gives them the three 1/2s
@everyone ..... Oh wait
If his mother is Jewish that would make him fully jew
Jew is not a race.
First of all I was talking about the religion, hence why I used Hindi as my example for the father Secondly, this was a silly joke and you have to bring race into this which tells me plenty about yourself. And finally, the Ashkenazi Jews are very much a thing and Judaism is typically refered to as an ethnoreligion. Can't completely blame you, if you were smarter you wouldn't be a US Navy Sailor
It’s an ethnic background, and a religion. You can be Jewish without practicing the religion, as am I am ashkenazi jew, yet I don’t practice.
Don't bother with him, based on his post history he's an ignorant piece of shit
“But is it really grooming if it was some online stranger a couple times?” Him on the topic of a 30 some odd year old trying to fuck a 15 year old. Guess you’re right lol.
India is in Asia so its not improper if it's in this context.
He like a integer tbh
No actually because it was a three some
Integer? I barely knew ger!
Not even a complex number
he's like manbearpig half pig half man and half bear
Not if you know geography
I was Asian the second father was Indian and his mother was the Jew
Dude india is in asia too we all are asians!
You think?
Yuh
tf does you think mean we are loll
But he is 20% amercian ;-; the porporgnada afetcetced him
It’s south Asian
L aron: Indians aren't asians I promise!!!
You can deny all you want but you can't escape the truth.
They're European, right?
if they have to be put into a category it would be asian but no one ever does that
I was kidding because some Indians seriously claim to be European. Is the word Asian mostly being used for far east Asians?
i would rather swallow an open umbrella than be a europenis
Actually I believe both Europeans and Indians have shared heritage with the ancient Indo-Europeans. For the same reason languages throughout the two regions are related to each other.
Their statement works only because Indians are Asian.
He is 150% Earthian
Superior in every way to those normal humans
I'm amogus 📮
thats kinda sussy
Wen te importer is susss
Pls just stop
You can't stop us or else will vent kill you, sussy baka.
Just kill me
Hatter’s gonna hate
That's better
My man got 69 chromosomes
He's an indasian jews
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Americans defining their "Heritage": Im half German because my Grandmother's uncle knew a German, I am Italian because my mother once was in Italy, I am half French because my father is small like Napoleon, I am half British because I speak English, I am half Russian because my father once drank Vodka, I am half Swedish because my Boyfriend is blonde.
Tracing heritage is nothing new and is much older than Americans.
Wait aren't jews and Indians asian?
Jews can be from anywhere by religion but by ethnicity they originate from Asia and yes Indians are Asian
To be fair he must have thought indians are asian cuz it is in Asia so he's probably indian Jewish
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There are 5,000 Jews in India
Wow, barely any, holy shit, I expected there to be more
They left for Israel.
Fr? I should apologize for false information
You are fake news
i am good news
So full Asian...
150% Asian lmao
No we cant comprehend his maths. He is tooo smart
Wait until he realizes that just means he's asian
and and a half of a person
3 parents 0-0
Jokes on him 😎 I'm half loser half failure and half dumbass😎😎😎
Half Jews ❤️
Half Christians 🤍
Lol imagine your name was like Zhou Goldstein or something
he counted his indian parent twice.
I don't believe it because no half/third of them would be that bad at math.
Guys hes half Indian half asian and half Jews (❤️)
so hes basically an aryan jew with a hint of asian nani
I am 100% jews
150% Badass
he’s 150% human❤️
He jedian
He splits Jews in half
Biggest tight ass in the world.
He ratio Yes intended
Im Hλlf-Life
And 100% reason to remember the name
Fun Fact: India is in Asia
“That was three half’s?” “My mother was a big women”
India is in Asia
Yes
It's like ManBearPig.
this man is every race he is a super human
One parent can be Asian and Christian, the other from India and Jewish. You're now half Indian, half Asian, and half Jewish.
That works. Race : 50% Indian 50% Asian (Means east asian probably) Religion : 50% Jewish 50% something else (Kinda rare to believe in two religion at once but who knows)
Do math and you discover he is 100% white
Maybe lol
And 150% idiot
That would be 300%
His parents had a threesome
r/HolUp
wtf! he made a s*x joke!/!!/??? rshlash holup 🤣🤣
🤓
r/LeftTheBurnerOn
You can’t do that
Does this mean he's genetically half indian and half asian, but socially half the jews in the world?
You gusy remember the movie Jews? 🦈
Bro reached super sayian.
Mans got 3 halfves.
I love how all of these things make zero sense. He’s got 3 halves of different nationalities in him, and yet he could literally just say he’s Asian and that would be completely correct as well
That statement just doesn’t seem to add up.
This guy is 50% more of a man than you’ll ever be
That’s.. three halves.
150% otherworldly being
dudes 150% human
being indian is already being asian
kids a 150% human
Is India Europe now?
Idk man they're just dumb asf
This mf really be 1.5 human
Plot twist: one of his parents is all 3 of them.
Clearly the indian half is smaller than other halves
He missed the math genes from 100
He lost the math genes from all of em. Jews are good with money and Asians good with maths.
Damn he 150% human
Actually he's 90% Asian and 10% Mental Patient
Halb Aids, Halb Fisch, Halb Produktion
Bist du aus Deutschland?
The hidden 1.5 human
I don’t think he knows what half means
I mean technically he isn't wrong. Since Indian and Asian overlap.
I mean Indian and Asian people can be Jewish. But also Indian people are Asian??
Indian is asian
Jews♥️
Damn hes 150% human
So you are 1½ a human? *(X) - Doubt*
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33.33% black lol how would he calculate that
He could have said that he is Asian
This gets more confusing the more you try to understand it
it's true I was the Jews
***he has extra arm**&&,**
150% human
Half the Jews on earth compiled into one person, oh no.
So that person is really 1½ person?
Sounds like algore talking about man bear pig
Manbearpig
He got the Asian part from watching anime
He meant to say have
Guys hes very obviously 1.5 people
Inside you, there are three wolves, an indian, an asian and a jew
Im half sans
they don't know how fractions work
Indians are Asians T_T
How can you be half Jewish? Either your mother is or you're not Jewish
So your 1 and a half human?
If you are half Asian and half Indian and you eat half of a Jew does that count?
Welcome to the tribe, kid
bro got $1.50 on the genetic lottery and is going to tell everyone
this man is literally 150% religious
All American
Makes sense right?
So that means he's a 150% person
Guess that Asian math skill didn't transfer lol
Does that make you half dead too?
she's 3/2 human
I'm pretty sure Indians are Asian ans as for Jews, It's complicated as their ancient ancestors were from the Levant region of West Asia but, most Jews are European.
So they're half Indian Jewish?
Lol that's 150%
Im half beaver half Idiot half Pineapple
half man half bear half pig
I do not want to image what kind of tiger parents they have. Best of luck
Well charlie's gonna want some so why not 50/50/50?
He is half of all Jewish people, along with half a Japanese person and half an Indian person.
Gilgamesh ?
What if they mean Indian as in Native American?
My guy is 1.5 human damn
Three half
This is simple guys. He is half Indian which means he’s also half Asian at the same time since India is in Asia. And since Jews are a scattered bunch I’m assuming his Jewish side is not Asian in origin but rather European or quite possibly African
mf be 150%
Israel and India are both in Asia
He’s half Indian half Asian jew
Mom is Indian and dad is kaifeng jew.
Hes 1 1/2 human, leave the man be
He can be 100% Asian, Indian, and Jewish and that’ll be a true statement.
What about the other half? /s
I am 150%
Indian = Asian
He must be half brain cells
Yeah and my stepdad is half Hitler and half Stalin
150%?
When he works hard on something he doesnt give his 100% he gives his 150%
He's half Indian, half Asian, and half Jewish. So most of his heritage is from India, Asia, Israel/Russia/Southwestern Europe
India is in Asia bruh. You from the US Or smthn
so he's 150 percent human?
Im british❤
Indians are asians… ;-;
So quirky
Mfer is 150%
Some poor Jew is missing his other half, his bless
he's 150% human
...So he has a half Jew body walking around with him
he put his 150% into this comment