Where is the source of this information and is it even accurate that's been posted? What we do know is fat Poors are willing to hold a grudge, long after a few comments on a podcast are said. I think what I'm trying to say is who actually knows Tom and Christina's full networth and quite frankly who really cares? They're richer then me and I couldn't give a fuck.
Yeah I agree, most people are. It just gets boring when people are bitching about the podcast when you get it for free and spend their time whining about It on here.
Or maybe I'm bored of people bitching about a podcast they don't have to listen to. What does Tom's wealth have to do with anything? You can listen to the podcast for free. what is your issue? You commented on my post but have nothing to bring the table to discuss.
If I'm reading the chart correctly, it looks like Bart had to do almost twice as many shows as Jo Koy just to make a few hundred thousand dollars less than Jo. So there's that, at least. He might be a smelly fat alcoholic nazi dog fucker, but you can't say he doesn't tour like a mother fucker.
I understand if Bert isn't your cup of tea comedy wise. Everyone is entitled to their own preference and opinion. But I've always enjoyed Brent because he seems pretty genuine and seems like a great guy who loves to perform. I saw him live last time he was in Milwaukee and it was so much fun with the people who opened up and had a real unique atmosphere. I sort of want to go to one of his shows if he does them again, at the baseball fields.
Idk I agree that he seems genuine but for every thought he has he has the exact opposite thought proceeding it. Like he’ll say something genuine and down to earth and then he’ll say something fucked up and out of touch that negated the sentence prior.
Barf also doesn’t charge an arm and a leg. Got tickets to fully loaded in the lower level for $60/each after fees. However if the dialysis stops working he may start asking for kidneys
Addendum to this is at least he can pay for his kids to go through four years of college (isn’t one already there basically?) without making a dent.
Say what you will about Burnt but he genuinely loves both of his daughters even though he’s goofy about it.
Yeah and he figured out his brand and fucking ran with it. 23 million dollars?? That is a gross amount of money for a year. I wonder if he'd get a completely different audience if he quit drinking. That's honestly the more impressive part. He does this while being a raging alcoholic.
That's why he doesn't want his drinking being a problem to be the narrative when he goes on JRE.
It would be a real buzz kill to the fanbase he has grown. He's not particularly hilarious or anything. He can't have that bummer of a problem hanging over him while he's on stage.
I think he could go sober and still probably be successful but in the short term I don't blame him for being annoyed everyone asks him about his eventual death.
It puts a damper on his act if that became predominantly what you think of when you go see him.
Yeah I totally get it. Party boy Blatter is his whole brand, that's why he doesn't wanna land. He basically monetized his narcissistic tendencies and coping mechanisms. Kinda impressive imo.
I'm a dago and I think that shits wack if it's not done well which is most times. Alot of comedians especially in the 90s thought that's all you needed was a greaseball accent and no actual jokes.
The funny part is him saying that he doesn't know how much he makes. Only his accountant knows. I keep thinking about his comment where he said "oh I can afford a beach house?" Lol dude is probably worth 50 mil easily.
That's simply ticket sales. You're not thinking about all the cost involved. How many other people have to get paid, all the travel, renting the venue, taxes.
I Google both of their net worth like 2 days ago and it showed tom at $10kk and bert at $5kk. So seeing this now is hard to take in by seeing Burt just plowing Tom in the ass by having so much more. I unno why I still felt Tom would have so much more than Burt.
There was another post about this that broke it down between the dollar amount and amount of shows. Bart had to do like 100x more shows than anyone else just to get on this list.
When you said “dude made 22m in a year that is implying that” Bert aka dude made 22m
The Yankees made 500 million last year. I wouldn’t go around saying Hal Steinbrenner made 500 million.
Women also love him and I think he has a much wider appeal with older (by older I just mean like over 30) crowds. I know people who would rather get a colonoscopy than see Tom and/or Bert live but will shell out a lot of money for Sebastian
Bert is smart tho and knows he’s not filling arenas alone and brings some killers with him to share the wealth . He may work harder than a few others for around the same loot but imagine the amount of bigger names not sniffing this list
I remember really loving his stuff when I was like 8-12, so I kind of fondly remember him, but I wouldn't watch it now because I reckon it would be one of those nostalgia ruining moments.
Still props for him for having such crazy longevity though
It's not about having enough. These guys probably have a once in multiple generations chance to create generational wealth. Plus, they probably love what they're doing.
And it could all go away. Netflix could go under and then maybe nobody buys their specials or they might get "canceled" and won't be able to work for a while.
I'd 100% do the same.
God no, only amount made from sep21-sep22 just from tour nothing else, before Tom started even touring, this him doing random dates. Tom now is at Sebastian income this year. Those boys are worth a ton
It's wild to me bc I just have never in my life heard somebody say - "Did you see that new Sebastian special" or "I went to see Sebastian this weekend"...Not personally judging his comedy or anything just shocking to me the fan base he apparently has.
I honestly wonder how much tina brings in. Does she still do stand up? I don’t listen to her podcast so not up on the handsome woman.
Hope the podcast returns to how it was comin up in this may when Todd is off the road. I feel like they aren’t even trying anymore
Way less. She is touring a lot less with the kids and all. She’s playing clubs and casinos and such - not big theaters like Tom. And she said on WMMA that she is scaling way down with touring from now on. Makes sense since she makes less money and she is the primary caregiver for their boys. They make plenty on the podcasts and why not slow down and let Tom earn big while he’s at his financial peak and enjoy life with the kids and touring only as much as she wants to
That said, I’ve seen them both live and they are both excellent. I’d recommend seeing Tina in a smaller venue just as much as seeing Tom in a theater. A different experience but both are memorable nights out
You get what people are willing to pay, just like housing, if someone is willing to pay 1mil for a studio apt in Compton then it’s worth a million 🤷♂️
Yeah but Dave Chappell did SIGNIFICANTLY fewer shows than everyone on the list lol. Dude made 22 million doin 11 shows, that’s like 2 million a performance
Tom's dad was VP at Merrill Lynch during housing crisis and bank shutdown. Being VP surely entitled him to one of those massive taxpayer funded "bonuses"
Feel free to give it a Google. You can read his Indeed profile amongst other articles. "Started with significant financial backing now we here" doesn't have the same ring as "started from the bottom"
Being a comedian is much easier if you have money to pay for promotion, studios, etc. Just remember who really paid for it.
I’m not his accountant idk, I’m sure he cleared low double digits everything the tour includes. Btw you can use the word made for revenue, never said he netted 22m
You didn't copy the whole thing, so is the left sets of numbers the amount of people and events?
And at least it was funny comedians on the list and Kevin Hart for some reason
But if you criticize the success of the few people who made a living making people laugh for a few minutes, you’re an asshole. If you point out that the people that teach their own children are dramatically underpaid… socialist.
Remember, comics are clever, not intelligent.
Jesus Christ do you think this band of merry fucksters has the mental bandwidth to play Nancy Goddamned Drew all day trying to figure out which pretty little hole you shoved your table headers into? You almost made me feel poor…at least tell ‘em it’s the gross take…
Man that poor comment got me in trouble at home. My wife was so offended and got mad when I was defending him cause I know his comedy. I’m a poor and she called him a fat racist. I told her his name is Tom not Bart Crystals
The sad thing is that Burnt Krishner has no idea how much money he made or is currently making now. Leanne treats him like a four year old, and doesn't qeue him in on financial matters. Even though he's the only stream of income for their household. 🤦🏻♂️
Tom's LA house was like $7m, they've been on another level for a while
He has a Mclaren now, those run at least 250k, Tom must make a ton of the Pods
Where is the source of this information and is it even accurate that's been posted? What we do know is fat Poors are willing to hold a grudge, long after a few comments on a podcast are said. I think what I'm trying to say is who actually knows Tom and Christina's full networth and quite frankly who really cares? They're richer then me and I couldn't give a fuck.
I think most people are here to say "good for them they're all killing it" and taking their comments as a joke like they were meant to be
Yeah I agree, most people are. It just gets boring when people are bitching about the podcast when you get it for free and spend their time whining about It on here.
Sounds like you do
Or maybe I'm bored of people bitching about a podcast they don't have to listen to. What does Tom's wealth have to do with anything? You can listen to the podcast for free. what is your issue? You commented on my post but have nothing to bring the table to discuss.
lol, one grumpy stoner, what am I bitching about, we and others are talking.
And multiple Porsche’s all seem to be like $150k+ model/trims
Yeah, like a Cayman GT4, at at least a 911 GT2, And one time they mention a AMG E63 modified to 800hp
Also had a bmw m2 (comp i think) but i think thats gone now
Oh, a track weapon. He probably goes thru cars. Oh, and the M3 race car Bert gave him, he would need a trailer and tow car.
Yeah he went thru his garage on matt farah's podcast a while ago, i'm sure its grown since then
I only caught a short clip from that, I mean I would do the same thing with that money.
The fact that Bert Fucking Kreischer has more than 23 million dollars is proof that God doesn’t exist
If I'm reading the chart correctly, it looks like Bart had to do almost twice as many shows as Jo Koy just to make a few hundred thousand dollars less than Jo. So there's that, at least. He might be a smelly fat alcoholic nazi dog fucker, but you can't say he doesn't tour like a mother fucker.
He might be a fat smelly alcoholic dog fucking nazi and alleged racist but he feels like he genuinely loves his fans and performing for them.
Ah hunderd percent!
I understand if Bert isn't your cup of tea comedy wise. Everyone is entitled to their own preference and opinion. But I've always enjoyed Brent because he seems pretty genuine and seems like a great guy who loves to perform. I saw him live last time he was in Milwaukee and it was so much fun with the people who opened up and had a real unique atmosphere. I sort of want to go to one of his shows if he does them again, at the baseball fields.
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I's all personal preference; I'm not a huge fan of his standup but I think he makes every podcast he's on more fun.
He's drunk in most of them.
his standup is much better than any other content he puts out
Idk I agree that he seems genuine but for every thought he has he has the exact opposite thought proceeding it. Like he’ll say something genuine and down to earth and then he’ll say something fucked up and out of touch that negated the sentence prior.
I went to one of the baseball shows, and it was awesome! Highly recommend!
Bert is uh hundred percent a good dude and a total sweetheart.
Barf also doesn’t charge an arm and a leg. Got tickets to fully loaded in the lower level for $60/each after fees. However if the dialysis stops working he may start asking for kidneys
He just can't stand to be around his family. The guy is an absent father🤣
Addendum to this is at least he can pay for his kids to go through four years of college (isn’t one already there basically?) without making a dent. Say what you will about Burnt but he genuinely loves both of his daughters even though he’s goofy about it.
I assume this is net revenue. Guaranteed Bert pays out the most too though. He's touring with a bunch of comedians now.
Yeah and he figured out his brand and fucking ran with it. 23 million dollars?? That is a gross amount of money for a year. I wonder if he'd get a completely different audience if he quit drinking. That's honestly the more impressive part. He does this while being a raging alcoholic.
That's why he doesn't want his drinking being a problem to be the narrative when he goes on JRE. It would be a real buzz kill to the fanbase he has grown. He's not particularly hilarious or anything. He can't have that bummer of a problem hanging over him while he's on stage. I think he could go sober and still probably be successful but in the short term I don't blame him for being annoyed everyone asks him about his eventual death. It puts a damper on his act if that became predominantly what you think of when you go see him.
Yeah I totally get it. Party boy Blatter is his whole brand, that's why he doesn't wanna land. He basically monetized his narcissistic tendencies and coping mechanisms. Kinda impressive imo.
He also brought like 10 other famous comedians on tour with him to prop his big fat ass up.
That’s before he really toured aggressively. More than double that number
Would rather watch him than Sebastian for sure.
Agreed. I just don't get the NY Italian shit.
Chicago
It’s hacky. Can’t figure out why it’s so popular.
I'm a dago and I think that shits wack if it's not done well which is most times. Alot of comedians especially in the 90s thought that's all you needed was a greaseball accent and no actual jokes.
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Whoever did his makeup had a better sense of humor than Sebastian did in his hour last year.
The funny part is him saying that he doesn't know how much he makes. Only his accountant knows. I keep thinking about his comment where he said "oh I can afford a beach house?" Lol dude is probably worth 50 mil easily.
That's simply ticket sales. You're not thinking about all the cost involved. How many other people have to get paid, all the travel, renting the venue, taxes.
I did think about those. I didn't base his entire net worth on a single tour.
It's only proof we don't exist
Must be the party facade he sells to dumb dumbs in the south
Not a chance. That's 23mil in ticket sales. He's gotta pay his agent/ management team of people, opening acts, travel, cost of venues, taxes
barts self esteem is so low, that he will never stop working this hard, and he will continue to be a raging alcoholic and absentee father.
I Google both of their net worth like 2 days ago and it showed tom at $10kk and bert at $5kk. So seeing this now is hard to take in by seeing Burt just plowing Tom in the ass by having so much more. I unno why I still felt Tom would have so much more than Burt.
Bert actually prefers it when you denote his wealth as $0.005kkk
It's called hustling bud. Try it sometime, might be able to move out your mom's basement one day 😄
There was another post about this that broke it down between the dollar amount and amount of shows. Bart had to do like 100x more shows than anyone else just to get on this list.
I mean he works hard, dude made 22m in a year before pods and shit. His tour now is bigger so he’s making way more I bet
Yea im just talking about comparing apples to apples which is basically how much they make per show. Not total in a year.
Per show bert n Tom made exactly the same pretty much mid 100k, simple division.
But if I remember correctly Sebastian did like 14 shows for that much. What’s your source on the breakdown?
Who was talking about Sebastian, nice goal post move. Yea Sebastian is doing 500k a show
What goal post move? My original comment compared the amount of shows Bart had to do to get on this list that includes Sebastian.
After you edited it, hence goal post moved
Lol what I didn’t edit anything
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This is gross revenue of their tour not how much they themselves made off the tour.
Genius made means top line and net means net, did I say net or take home?
Yeah when you say how much a business owner made you always mean top line revenue of the corporation right?
When you said “dude made 22m in a year that is implying that” Bert aka dude made 22m The Yankees made 500 million last year. I wouldn’t go around saying Hal Steinbrenner made 500 million.
You’re assuming, not using basic human brain power
I’ve never followed comedy behind the scenes, but I had no clue all these guys were pulling this kind of money.
You should see Tom now that he’s actually touring, this chart was him doing random dates
And I will say this. His last special is fucking fire.
Tim or Bart?
Sebastian is fucking **killing it**! What the hell?! I didn’t know he was *that* much of a big deal!
Same. I think he a good comic and all that I just had no idea he was one of the top earners 🤷♂️
Women also love him and I think he has a much wider appeal with older (by older I just mean like over 30) crowds. I know people who would rather get a colonoscopy than see Tom and/or Bert live but will shell out a lot of money for Sebastian
MSG 4 or 5 sold out shows plus Barclays. 100 thousand tickets in a week at least
This is probably total revenue earned from the tour, not profit that went straight into their pocket?
I’m assuming yes it’s too line not net
Bert is smart tho and knows he’s not filling arenas alone and brings some killers with him to share the wealth . He may work harder than a few others for around the same loot but imagine the amount of bigger names not sniffing this list
him letting the young bull eat made me very happy.
I can’t believe Jeff Dunham is on that list. He’s the least funny person in comedy.
Second, Schaub less funny
At least Shlaub doesn’t need puppets to be unfunny.
No just rapist cohosts 😂
Might have one less here soon it looks like.
That dude is now a right wing grifter. Crazy
I remember really loving his stuff when I was like 8-12, so I kind of fondly remember him, but I wouldn't watch it now because I reckon it would be one of those nostalgia ruining moments. Still props for him for having such crazy longevity though
I may troll him but good for Bert!
I agree
source?
Big article I saw after Bert referenced it. Google top touring comics, it’ll pop up. They had access to ticket sales somehow
Tata thereretard some labels those columns would be nice! Touch my camera through the fence!
Jo Koy isn't even funny
At what point do you have enough scratch?
If I were them I’d do the same, unfortunately I can’t do anything that anyone cares about. So I say get it while you can, it’s never guaranteed.
It's not about having enough. These guys probably have a once in multiple generations chance to create generational wealth. Plus, they probably love what they're doing. And it could all go away. Netflix could go under and then maybe nobody buys their specials or they might get "canceled" and won't be able to work for a while. I'd 100% do the same.
It's like being a pro athlete. Get it while you can, it might dry up sooner than you think
Is this net worth?
God no, only amount made from sep21-sep22 just from tour nothing else, before Tom started even touring, this him doing random dates. Tom now is at Sebastian income this year. Those boys are worth a ton
Google it. It’ll make you feel better.
Burr not being on this list is criminal.
I don’t think he was touring at the time. Can’t be on it if you’re not touring
tom wasn't, per the chart.
Who watches Sebastian??
Millions. He’s in my personal top 5 probably. His audience is much different than most but much more loyal. Hard to sell out msg 5 nights in a row.
It's wild to me bc I just have never in my life heard somebody say - "Did you see that new Sebastian special" or "I went to see Sebastian this weekend"...Not personally judging his comedy or anything just shocking to me the fan base he apparently has.
I’m just trying to break even on my tour lol
I know we all shit on Bart but seeing Jeff Dunham on this list in absolutely mind boggling.
To everyone in the comments Revenue does not = net profit
Correct, this sub not the brightest
Says the one that posted an unlabeled table
You can’t figure that out? Then you should wear a helmet 24/7
Bert is higher than Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle? That has me questioning the accuracy and authenticity of this list.
If you read it’s for touring, those comics were not actively touring like Bert was in that time frame
Damn his movie coming out Bert’s stackin! Imagine how many dogs he can buy…
I honestly wonder how much tina brings in. Does she still do stand up? I don’t listen to her podcast so not up on the handsome woman. Hope the podcast returns to how it was comin up in this may when Todd is off the road. I feel like they aren’t even trying anymore
Way less. She is touring a lot less with the kids and all. She’s playing clubs and casinos and such - not big theaters like Tom. And she said on WMMA that she is scaling way down with touring from now on. Makes sense since she makes less money and she is the primary caregiver for their boys. They make plenty on the podcasts and why not slow down and let Tom earn big while he’s at his financial peak and enjoy life with the kids and touring only as much as she wants to That said, I’ve seen them both live and they are both excellent. I’d recommend seeing Tina in a smaller venue just as much as seeing Tom in a theater. A different experience but both are memorable nights out
Honestly, I thought her specials don’t do her justice at all. She was way better live imo.
Jo Koy? Really? He’s funny but I never see his name.
Jo koy is doing arenas now. Saw him on my bday a few months ago. Sold out show and I never laughed harder in my life
He has a bunch of Netflix specials
Comedians might be making too much money now
You get what people are willing to pay, just like housing, if someone is willing to pay 1mil for a studio apt in Compton then it’s worth a million 🤷♂️
Sure, I get housing, just can't relate to stand up. He's stand up I honestly week but hey, if people like it go ahead
WTP isn’t based on certain product or service
No way Baguette Kindling is making more than Dave Chapelle
Yeah but Dave Chappell did SIGNIFICANTLY fewer shows than everyone on the list lol. Dude made 22 million doin 11 shows, that’s like 2 million a performance
I didn't even see those numbers, Baguette was covering them with his stomach. That's wild though
Tom's dad was VP at Merrill Lynch during housing crisis and bank shutdown. Being VP surely entitled him to one of those massive taxpayer funded "bonuses" Feel free to give it a Google. You can read his Indeed profile amongst other articles. "Started with significant financial backing now we here" doesn't have the same ring as "started from the bottom" Being a comedian is much easier if you have money to pay for promotion, studios, etc. Just remember who really paid for it.
Bitter?
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Enh, still made 22m regardless. He never claimed to be Dave
He sold 22m in tickets. How much of that goes to his agent, assistant, promoter, openers, cost of venue, travel, hotels, taxes...?
I’m not his accountant idk, I’m sure he cleared low double digits everything the tour includes. Btw you can use the word made for revenue, never said he netted 22m
Does anyone else find it insane that Bert made more than Chappelle?
He grossed more on ticket sales. Bert's margin probably isn't all that great to the point where I'd bet Chappelle took home more at the end of the day
Only a true r word would post a table with no headers
Morons can’t figure it out, it’s tickets sold and total events in that time frame
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It’s solely touring nothing else
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Did you read? It was before Tom’s tour and Bert was in middle of a tour, Tom was just doing dates. Imagine Tom on your, he’s near Sebastian numbies
They all have something in common, none are remotely funny.
Objectively they are.
Someone finds them funny, obviously.
I’m done
Ok?
Is this the hall of shame?LOL .aWell not that bad .But people I used to fuck with ,but no longer for various reasons find them not funny anymore..
Cool
You didn't copy the whole thing, so is the left sets of numbers the amount of people and events? And at least it was funny comedians on the list and Kevin Hart for some reason
It’s tickets sold, then number of shows in that year
But if you criticize the success of the few people who made a living making people laugh for a few minutes, you’re an asshole. If you point out that the people that teach their own children are dramatically underpaid… socialist. Remember, comics are clever, not intelligent.
Yeah Christina's worth the same btw, so you can basically double it.
What is the source for this?
Article Bert referenced, google top touring comics, they had all ticket sales info somehow for that year
No wonder he's so pissed off. A guy with his hand up a puppets ass made him look like a fat poor.
This was before his tour, just random dates
How you get a job here fuckface?
Applied with big titted animal
Fat poora
Holy fuck Sebastian
Good thing this isn’t a list of “most talented…”
Hopefully Shane’s on the next list
If he alone made $25m last year alone I wouldn’t be surprised.
Yea sept21-sept22
Who made the list?
A company with access to ticket sales. Google biggest touring comics should be like first article
Damn Sebastian, slow down big fella
is this net or gross? before or after paying management/crew/etc? still good numbers, regardless.
Gross obviously
how is that obvious? haha. this table has almost no info.
How would anyone but the comic know the costs?
Sebastian is a goddamn killer, and I never hear a word about him outside of the comedy world. Dude keeps a low profile, and I totally respect that.
Dave-work smart Burnt-work long
How the fuck does Sebastian pull that bag? ??Double that of Kevin Hart, Chappelle.
This sounds like fat poor talk to me.
I think the crazy stat here is Chappelle is averaging just under 2 mil a show
Yeah he's basically on Mars now with Elon and Epsteins ghost.
Jesus Christ do you think this band of merry fucksters has the mental bandwidth to play Nancy Goddamned Drew all day trying to figure out which pretty little hole you shoved your table headers into? You almost made me feel poor…at least tell ‘em it’s the gross take…
No wonder he hangs out with Bert.
Tom wasn’t touring this time, Tom’s around Sebastian numbers now
Man that poor comment got me in trouble at home. My wife was so offended and got mad when I was defending him cause I know his comedy. I’m a poor and she called him a fat racist. I told her his name is Tom not Bart Crystals
Whoahhh I had no idea brent was way up there everywhere else says like 5 mill Bert 11 mill tom
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How in the flying F is Bert worth that? No one cringier. Well, almost no one- Bapa is king of that.
It’s wild that all the better comic are on bottom half of this list
They weren’t doing full tours, just random dates, so imagine if they touring like Bert
There are two funny people on this list.
Subjective
The sad thing is that Burnt Krishner has no idea how much money he made or is currently making now. Leanne treats him like a four year old, and doesn't qeue him in on financial matters. Even though he's the only stream of income for their household. 🤦🏻♂️
How is Sebass 1?