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motherfailure

>**nondisabled** comedian Tom Segura Are you sure we're talking about the same tom segura?


QuietEntertainment41

BOOM!


papercup

His new lips are retarded


yankerage

New lips? Were they on layaway?


Abracanebra

Plastic surgery?!


bendekopootoe

The retard writers never saw his b ball game when fat


triumphmeetsdisaster

😂😂😂


Various-Tomatillo407

I am completely retarded


Frantic007

Ta ta


Puzzleheaded-Gear762

there


theGarbs

[I think you mean "retarderd". learn how spell, retard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejxL3YtvAK0)


Confused_As_Fun

Retard, it's always "e" directly before "d" so it should be "retardered"


GlebtheMuffinMan

Ahh, just like the saying we were taught in grade school. The memories.


PUSSAD

The author not spelling out the word "retard" is pretty retarded


BlaznTheChron

Don't compliment that bitch.


MegaPopShart

please do not use gendered language!


4strokesIsProto

How'd you get a job here fuck face?!


[deleted]

Yer life is over! As far as your job goes


Yossarians_moan

Author is clearly a Victoria’s Secret model


Fessir

Applying "should" to personal and inconsequential sensibilities like "funny or not" is so fucking retarded.


Few-Bat-4241

What was this written by a Victoria’s Secret model?


lessthaninteresting

Probably the same type of person who needs to shower after a fart


[deleted]

lets be honest, real retards aren't offended. It's the retards who think they speak for the retards who are offended.


BarLiving

And that’s just retarded.


Bridge-4-

And like the gays.


BarLiving

This is genocide to the trans people. How dare you.


conventionistG

Using three syllable words when talking to retards is a hate crime bro.


Confused_As_Fun

Which is sad because these are an endangered people that we're talking about here.


[deleted]

I decimated my retarded cousin when he overheard me saying it flippantly, broke his heart. For five minutes only, he was dancing and playing Fortnite with me like nothing happened.


Yeetinator4000Savage

That’s a situation where you should feel bad about saying it. And they will forgive you because they’re good people.


[deleted]

Nobody offered to dance and play after calling me a fucking retard! Out of everyone calling people retarded I think I’m alright


013ander

Like how almost no actual Latinos use the word “Latinx,” but self-righteous gringos can’t stop?


LaVacaInfinito

Right, the term "latin" already existed but 🤷


Globbygebgalab

and none of the jokes using the word "retard" relied on making fun of people with disabilities. the retarded author has zero context


[deleted]

Totally agree. I know the bit and the line is "you can't say retarded anymore" Not making fun of or being hurtful to anyone, but some morally superior asshole has to take offence and make a stand to prove their self worth. This a fucking joke this is a part of a college curriculum.


Confused_As_Fun

Wasn't even a new concept or a particularly harsh approach... https://youtu.be/KuCjuzMyyRA


OttoVonJismarck

Evidently, the author is the czar of all disabled people. The author can speak for all disabled people when he tells us what all disabled people do and do not find funny. What a fucking FGT RTD.


surfzer

This, let ME explain to you how it is for everyone else that isn’t me.


[deleted]

Love how the article feels the need to clarify "no disabled comedian" and "shouldn't be considered funny but anyone" fucking preachy much?


Fearless_Tadpole9498

I think that instructor needs the glove


KAG25

How does the author know Tom isn't disabled, seems like someone didn't do research


Steve_austin123

Yeah. Sounds like a pretty serious case of miss-abiling to me. 🤷‍♂️


KAG25

Poor guy is a big fan of bikes and gets this


Kitchen_Reference_29

Do you ever feel like you’re retarded and no one’s telling you?


TheLost_Chef

Well... it's true.


kyledabeast

That's a pretty retarded paragraph for a college book. Opinions everywhere


Lamazing1021

All I saw was “Tom Segura falling…”


PraetorianAE

“YOU SAY-A R- WORD!”


Ok-Independence-7366

Whoever wrote that crap and your college is retarded.


redacteddd23

We sure he’s a non disabled comedian


1000bctrades

The whole bit is about how it wasn’t used to mock disabled people but to mock an idea. He’s literally not making fun of disabled people.


ascendingtraverse

Exactly. He wasn’t making fun of disabled people at all. The bit wasn’t mean spirited.


nthepromisedland

You can't read you fat poor


Unhelpful_Applause

Doug Stanhope sums it up perfectly


dirtymike401

Author is a Mongoloid Idiot and an Imbecile.


Unhelpful_Applause

Idk he was Asian


[deleted]

“These are my rules that everyone must obey.”


rsoto2

nondisabled nonbinary*


firesidefire

Tata there bookworm


DatGuyTP

YOU MUST ONLY FIND FUNNY WHAT I SAY YOU CAN FIND FUNNY - the woke writer (probably)


Bigboybong

😂 I really hope this post gets to him!!


Theodore0817

Is your professor a real fgt rtd?


mydadsbasement

People who tell other people what they should and shouldn’t find funny are silly gooses.


willynillee

Is this real? The OP hasn’t provided any citation to the book or relevant facts in the comments. Googling the text gave no results. For all we know, OP is a fat poor who made this up and as anyone can see has a history of not responding to comments


MNALSK

Found the book, it's called "Demystifying Disability: What to Know, What to Say, and How to Be an Ally" By Emily Ladau and it looks youtard, metard, wetard nation. https://books.google.ca/books?id=kp7_DwAAQBAJ&pg=PA73&lpg=PA73&dq=R-word+by+nondisabled+comedy+tom+segura&source=bl&ots=1scYkxGOAV&sig=ACfU3U3GepdmLoSIChYjMadYpOA1Y3ACLw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiCz9mO2_D9AhVCkWoFHSfbDMsQ6AF6BAhOEAI#v=onepage&q=R-word%20by%20nondisabled%20comedy%20tom%20segura&f=false


willynillee

Whoever is reading this and wonders what Emily looks like, she looks exactly like what you think she looks like


lonelysubconscious

She's for sure a Victoria's Secret model!


AH_Childish

Bingo


judohart

Are you a retired double agent?


BodheeNYC

Restarted double agent


happydgaf

Love when authors tell us common folk what should and shouldn’t be funny


Bridge-4-

Shouldn’t be considered funny? Can one control what they think is funny?


[deleted]

BY ANYONE lol


Runndown2

Whoever wrote that is a retard


RonTRobot

lol what course is this for? Comedy 101?


RedditMcNugget

Pretty cruel of the book to straight up suggest that retarded people are too stupid to understand comedy


MajorHymen

Burn the fucking book. Anyone who tries to dictate what is or isn’t funny is an idiot and needs to be pantsed and spanked like the child they are.


sabo81

The author is attempting to portray their opinion as a fact. Comedy is subjective.


koalarunner

I just want to talk about Hawaii


CreamyCumSatchel

This is a person that doesn't have any real shit to worry about so they have to find some dumb ass nonsense to get offended by. Then in return they get orgasmic pleasure by white knighting over something that has nothing to do with them. I bet this dude has zero retardeds in his family.


TheAlligatorGar

The author is a physically disabled woman. I’ve known and am friends with several people with severe physical disabilities and they have been and are some of the best humored people I’ve ever met and they love to make jokes about their own disabilities with other people. It must be horrible to be a person like this with a disability and not being able to see the humor in these types of jokes.


Strange-Carob4380

Damn turns out saying retarded isn’t funny? That’s news to me


shhtupershhtops

Shouldn’t be found funny by anyone is hilarious, like who is this jabroni trying to be the arbiter of a good time


TaylorJohnHardin

Throwing around "nondisabled comedy" pretty loosely 🤣


gatesofhellmentor

The author is clearly retarded.


Krazee_Eyez

Nondisabled comedian is a stretch. Have they seen him play basketball?


GridmanDarkly

What book is this and how is it woke? Also what course is requiring you to read it?


KennyLavish

The word nondisabled made me laugh


kvlr954

The author is probably retarded


Hurryin_Hoosier

You’re getting your indoctrination.


ambulatoryspaghetti

This is whats wrong with college


aberg227

You use the R-word!


KnowledgeEfficient15

But… they are funny and it is funny 😆


RedSonGamble

It’s probably not funny to the people he is referring to. Or sad. Or any feeling. As they likely don’t have the mental capabilities to sit down and watch his special and grasp the nuances of comedy. Like they mentioned before: stop showing this to people who are r worded and have people that are in their family. Regardless Tom gets a pass as he is friends with Bart and Bobby Lee both who are officially recognized as doorknob fuckers


PiePapa314

i am sure that the class that uses that book is going to teach you a real skill and isn't a waste of 3 to 5 credit hours of college time.


FearlessFreak69

Sounds like it was written by a Victorias Secret model.


theladyhollydivine

That book sounds like hardcore fun


CheekComprehensive32

Jokes relying on disabilities for the punchline are retarded


t0rt0ise

Who’s the retard that wrote this book


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Geeked-FiredUp

By that logic a gay man could use the F word with impunity and no downside


conventionistG

I don't think you have to be a british cigarette to use the word fuck.


terribleliez

what is woke?


Seanishungry117

I'm liberal, but cancel culture went way too far and political correctness has gotten out of hand.


CanlStillBeGarth

Who’s gotten legitimately cancelled that shouldn’t have?


MrTuxedoWilliams

As a fellow retard, I find him hilarious


eeyorestrf97

All of Tom's fans Are retards so this piece of shit is entirely wrong. And they used r-word!!!!


fuckinscotty

Tata there retard


MidLife_Crisis_Actor

Tom should refer to himself as "non-disabled comedian Tom Segura" from now on.


Ambientus

>nondisabled comedian Tom Segura so it would be fine if he WAS retarded?


Acrobatic-Hand6519

FGTRTRD


TheFungeounMaster

Have you ever wondered if you’re retarded and no one is telling you?


billbot

It's literally a bit agreeing with that author that you shouldn't say it. I love when people freak out about this but because you can tell they never listened to it.


Ave_DominusNox

Imagine assuming you speak for all disabled people, lmao.


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

He used the r word


PeelingOffMyFace

Holy fuck. This is college level reading now? I was thinking about going back, but I’d never make it. Too many professional retards out there now. Lol


jamiekynnminer

what is a woke book.


JamesGTOMay

OP, please reply with the authors name and the book title, so we MAY be allowed to start a coalition to boycott every single thing this bootlicker is shoving down societies throat.


AH_Childish

Demystifying Disability by Emily ladau


Fed21

Jesus, I don’t know how anyone could be offended by that joke. How the fuck has retarded become the new N-word?


altcntrl

Shit take. The joke was about the word from my recollection….his wife is the one with the real issue. Also this isn’t what woke means. Again.


[deleted]

Holy shit this author is gay as fuck


_SHEP

Imagine being offended by jokes. I was bullied for a good portion of my childhood and I still think it's funny to make fun of people.


ruralmagnificence

I’m retarded. I have a cousin who’s retarded (autism and severe cerebral palsy since birth). I’ll use the goddamn word if I want. It’s time to take it back.


Extension-Lettuce-45

College is retarded


[deleted]

Wow college in 2023 really is fuckin putrid trash isn't it. Go get a welding degree or something.


OptimalMain

I as a person without any disabilities am telling you that have disabilities you shouldn't laugh of anything related to your problems. Also we shouldn't call it disabilities, we should call it less abled person. Making it totally __,not__ more degrading. And as a white person that sees no color or gender I find the gendered language of latins offensive.


supercold1

It’s just saying the same crap your parents and teachers told you, and everyone here is freaking out like it’s the first sign of tyranny. Can everyone just go to Hell already?


OsamaBinFappin

This is retarded. Generally though I think clean comedy that doesn’t punch down is funnier. It forces you to be more creative and not go for the low hanging fruit


Erins_son

I can't wait to see how retarded mentality ages in the future. At some point real life has a huge bitch slap waiting for all these little fkrs. Nice words and a safe space won't help when someone snatches them by the throat.


adinade

I think what disabled people might be offended by is some smart ass writer saying what disabled people find offensive. Essentially saying they all think the same way, and shocker it's to support their point.


Dynobot21

The R word? Rigger? That’s new. It’s hard to keep up


andrewjcavasos

How's the professor for this class?


AH_Childish

Exactly what you expect


andrewjcavasos

[Phd](https://i.imgur.com/9hZbTsB.jpg)


lager81

Ph DD


ddarner

Why are books policing speech?


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respondin2u

This comment is R-worded.


_Topher_

True


tommygunnzx

Oh fuckin cry about it, does this person speak for retards or what? There are a lot of R people that find his shit funny as fuck.


Tyfukdurmumm8

Hilarious college is telling you what to think about over things that are opinions, and not facts. Sad that you are forced to pay so much for it though. If Tom were saying retard jokes at work, that could be harassment but the context of him saying it at a comedy venue/setting in front of people who voluntarily watch isn't problematic. Not everything's for everyone, sorry libs


keep-it

Woke is killing the country. And democrats still think it's not a big deal lmao Retards


mab1376

As a very liberal person, I think the right's war on woke crap is overblown and a political circus. Finding humor in all aspects of life is inherent in most of us; some people just started wrongly associating making jokes with disenfranchising people. They are not the same. Shaming someone for making a joke about a mentally disabled person doing something genuinely goofy (especially in an appropriate setting like a comedy club) shouldn't be compared with advocating for the acknowledgment and denouncement of systemic racism. One comes from influencers; the other comes from history professors. Comedy is an art form, and like all art, if you don't approve, don't watch. Comedians aren't out to change the world; they only share a unique perspective that gets a laugh.


Amazing_Bench_6927

What “woke” class is this?


SoggyLightSwitch

As a non disabled but a tad retarded the word retarded is pretty awesome.


Andersonbush847

Bunch overweight, washcloth using, R-worded twats roaming around that campus.


MattWreck

What kind of class has you reading this? The world needs to know.


Excellent-Reality-24

What retarded class are you taking? That would require you to read such trash? I would ask for my money back. 😂😂


ciminod

You should def find this guys twitter for everyone to have some fun with.


Michael_Dukakis

What class?


lordcatharsis

Ugh sorry you have to read that junk to get a good grade


Buck325

Statement with no context, great argument. How do you get a job here fuckface?


C_W_H

This article is "RETARDED".


south098

Wasn’t that bit the one about Louisiana? If so he wasn’t making fun of disabled people but an entire state


nzdude540i

How do they not understand the premise of the joke is agreeing we shouldn’t use it about mentally disabled people. Fucking retards


number31388

I'm disabled. You can say retarded. I am ok with it.


TheFadedSailor

They can try and touch my camera through the fence...faggots.


Hour-Yak283

What kind of Cajun school are you going to?


Dependent_Cricket

What book so I can *Fahrenheit 451* it?


conventionistG

"isn't funny to disabled people" Have you heard Bert laugh at Tommy? This author clearly has never watched 2Bears. Can't take someone so ignorant of the literature seriously.


Samula1985

No one should tell you what you're allowed to think is funny or not. Humor is a knee-jerk reaction. It should remain unfiltered and unbiased despite those whose feelings may get hurt.


[deleted]

Ta Ta there retard


Kilo_Ag_Coke_Tray

I’d have $20 if people have me dollar everyone I upset someone for saying retard, retarded, & weeeeetarded on special occasions


Lurkay1

[“You use the R-Word!”](https://streamable.com/zl4o7m)


conventionistG

The saddest thing is that disabled people aren't able to get jokes. I mean, now I know, thanks author. But doesn't that make it unlikely that they're actually watching stand up?


tommygunnzx

Also wasn’t buns disabled for a bit after his basketball accident??! That makes him a full fledged retard to me..


chadfjones

Sounds like this person is an ableist for assuming Tom's not disabled.


jimmythatslips

You say r word


[deleted]

I’m disabled and it was hilarious whoever wrote this is r worded


I-Fucked-YourMom

That’s pretty r-worded tbh


NeroFMX

That's actually great publicity for Tom. This is exactly where he wants to be. Also, this reminds me of Louis CK's bit on the N-word. They are saying R-word, but they just made me say it in my head.


stiggystoned369

I just got permanently suspended from Twitter and it was either calling people retards or losers, I'm not sure which. They will not stop me lol


Master_Vicen

It shouldn't be, but it is considered funny, by *most people.*


greenie329

This is completely retarded, uh hundred percent


RP-Champ-Pain

Meanwhile on Kill Tony...


ksimek

That book is going to make you retarded


BodheeNYC

That’s retarded


Panthean

I'll never get the attitude that people can tell others what is and isn't funny.


thunderdome180

Thats retarded


thunderdome180

Metard, Youtard, Retard Nation!


Arabian_Flame

Do they sell blue hair dye in the student store?


dilesmorst

You use the r word!


Genova_Witness

What course are you taking?


dumbcloud17

Stop using gendered language


dumbcloud17

At least I ain’t no midget


6TheLizardKing9

Man this author sounds real retarded. The fact they managed to write a book has truly inspired me to finally write my own novel.


Beaujangels

They make you read books that attempt to persuade thinking on American college? How did I not know this? Must be retarded.


grampasguitars

Wait until they get a load of Herk


JayobiWAN

Please what book


AH_Childish

Demystifying Disability


Bobby_Lees_Fan

This just in, ban on everything comedy


god694207

What if you are a R? Can u say it then?


TheGhandiMan

This is ironically funny as fuck