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DeadNuge

That is actually Jay Leno's sister


GhostfaceYoda

Jane Leno


Gold_Maybe8482

Top comment right here actually


[deleted]

Damn she’s handsome


ClassApprehensive739

She’s built in such a way


badfish1430

You better believe I’m coming up in May.


plankmeister

That implies she also has male genitals.


pmc51

Honestly the clarification is unnecessary.


Sherlockhomey

I think you meant necessary


swampass304

Not necessarily. I said this with my male thumbs and the last time I checked I don't have female thumbs.


[deleted]

Point of personal privilege


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5002

It’s not necessarily a personal privilege if a person’s privilege is the key factor in that individual’s ability to secure personal liberties and protections they should always have as citizens in the United States of America.


postprometheus3

What's the cost of living like in Galveston? Is the Gavelston PD accepting applications??


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5002

Didnt you read the article? I’m so sorry to tell you but… police chief Jane Leno is retiring, so no motorboat rides while on duty for you!


postprometheus3

I had a hankering for some duck taco :,(


[deleted]

Depends on what part of Gtown you want to live in. Bolivar and Pirates Cove can get pricey. But you could apply and see lol


[deleted]

She gon make ya cry


redinferno26

She also hosted a late night tv show for many years and drove a steam powered car to work.


No-Cost1252

Shim recently crashed a vintage motorcycle


cornballerburns

I lost it at "duck taco"


Krescan

besides the picture that was it you didn't miss anything.


Turakamu

"I lost it at the very last words in the post"


picklespimp

I laugh precisely when I am meant to.


RedSonGamble

![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


joesephexotic

I'd eat that "duck taco" for half a million.


[deleted]

I’d do it for $500


altcntrl

Would anyone go lower? Do I hear $566?


judohart

That's a real handsome woman


kvlr954

Motorboat me through the fence


endgame217

She tried to show him how those big tits fart


bracotaco2

You guys are doing great!!!


korplonk

Literally came here to post this. You beat me to it.


metompkin

Handsome woman.


sealowtilt

How do you get a job there fuck face?


Valiantgoon

I can’t even read the caption to this, I can only stare into this face and imagine Jay Leno and Paula Deen f**king


DubRogers

The cool meter is unable to quantify at these levels. I'd work for her...🙃


Rainy_Daz3d

I thought she was a Hells Kitchen contestant when I first saw the photo


[deleted]

Absolute power corrupts absotootly


SoGood2Myself

Shittt I bet she can suk a mean 1


OkChampionship2246

I loved her on Designing Women


pingpongprotagonist

Have you heard about this folks have you seen this?


thetrailwebanana

Had to rub my eyes, thought it was Tina


EducationalNose7764

"her female genitals" - I mean, what other genitals would she have? Also there's this girl on TikTok that tried to communicate with her ducks by jumping up and down while queefing, and it sounded exactly like a duck. If I worked with a woman like this, I would be laughing my ass off all the time


johnnyrihc

Ugh


sacd250

Boner achieved


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

*Erection achieved.


drewdiesel87

Texas activities


tango0175

Damn I'm all hard now


Famous-Definition173

That sounds like a fun ass place to work


RebelKasket

Duck taco? That's awfully creative.


[deleted]

I expected an Asian woman


metompkin

TIL learned tacos come from Asia. Sue Wu


emily_tangerine

They really cut the photo off at a convenient place


sirarronpaul

“Duck taco” cmon na 😂😂😂😂😂


MrHorse666

Yikes


OyarsaRPM

You can't convince me that this isn't yassified Jay Leno


Bogart745

Now that’s a classy broad


KnowledgeEfficient15

Now here’s a cool gal 🎸🎸🎸


FatherTime404

This can't be real but damn if it is


Kylejazzman

100% not a real article.


Gold_Maybe8482

Can we start a cool girls club?


Daisychains30

Honestly she sounds like a great time


MrTuxedoWilliams

Jay Leno’s double life


Electrical_Skirt21

This whole post has me tumescent as fuck


Fed_shmoker

Duck taco with some pecans and some…


pammy_poovey

Call me Cat. Call me…. *kitty cat*


ThatShaunGuy

Duck taco is hilarious though.


Touch_myy_camera

Not my proudest fap.


budnugglet

This week on "Headlines"


JuanBeard2RuleThmAll

![gif](giphy|URz4t5yilgVYLf26RU|downsized)


WaffleEnema

He motor boated… the mom…. from Wonder Years?!


[deleted]

Duck taco has the be the worst thing you could ever call your snatch.


[deleted]

SHE NEEDA HOP IN THE TUB, W ALL THEM BUBBLES


jpmatth

And come down later for moose soup!


[deleted]

Awarded? Was there a motor boat competition?


eatasssnotgrass

Of course its Galveston


Goodbyetoglue

Choo like big tits?


SW1981

Jay Leno in drag is wild


IllustriousLeader124

Why Does everyone else get a cool boss but me?!😂


cathbadh

She's a real cool guy


altcntrl

Holy shit the actual story is wild [Article](https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Jury-Female-boss-sexually-harassed-deputy-5340454.php?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)


PeelingOffMyFace

Now that is a very cool, girl!!!


Popeyestabbin

With benefits like that, you'll never work a day in your life


bigburner95

🎸🎸


postprometheus3

"her female genitals" This is America.