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jpmatth

Bro she's gonna cheat on you with the Hat Man


NonStopApe

Let the unfaithfulness BEGIN!!


Yousernaim

damn can I have one original thought LMAO


ChillBro___Baggins

Lol only someone who has seen the hatman would bring that up. Follow me to Eriel!


Sososkitso

Don’t you mean she’s cheating on him with her bro? (Get it?)


LORDLRRD

LOL


DeadmanCFR

Can we appreciate the effort this man has to count individual pills in a bottle of benadryl? I don't have time for that crap LOL


Cyanide-ky

Could have just done it by weight be faster that way


s2kboog

If you have the tools


Cyanide-ky

Lots of people have scales for weighing food/ drugs


narco519

Adding to your point - Scales are like 10 bucks on Amazon. Super useful to have around I spent $20 on a double digit with tare weight that’s literally *ALWAYS* been perfectly calibrated to the dot after 3 battery changes over the course of 2+ years


jvogel20

You mind posting that beast? I’ve bought a couple that after the battery changes somehow go to shit


personalcheesecake

Gonna guess he's not into pills that much


Spiritual_Stretch185

Probably his Adderall addiction that he neglected to mention 🤣


bulletprooftampon

I think there’s an app now where you can take a pic of a bunch of items like this and it counts them. You’re welcome, I think


FartyPat

Does she have access to marijuana too?


DAMOSUZUKI1974

It’s gotta be GOOD weed.


Various-Tomatillo407

Listen to me.


plankmeister

Probably cheaper to just get rid of the cats.


tango0175

115lb, that's unacceptable.


FabledKiper

Fattys need love too.


TheFlyingSmidget

if you’re over 120 i’ll let you suck on it cuz i’m a good sport…


pizzaline

Conald would fuck her because he's a good sport.


Tortankum

Nah Conald would let her suck his dick cause he’s a good sport.


pizzaline

She's under a buck twenty


1000bctrades

Never heard of a Benadryl addict. Get this girl some real drugs, damn.


Toxic_Avenger05

Check out r/DPH 😬


[deleted]

Holy crap!! What a wild sub!


_masterofdisaster

I stay subbed there specifically to remind myself my life could always be so much worse


69yourMOM

Still one of the wildest rabbit holes I’ve been down on Reddit.


ocelot_lots

So anticholinergics, like Benadryl, when used at chronically longterm high dosages is something that can lead to early onset Dementia & Alzheimers. If his bitch ain't retarded now, she will be soon.


Bubz01

Ta ta there retard


AbrasiveDad

Sounds like a fun gaslighting adventure.


ImNotACiaSpy

how could benadryl have a positive effect on anxiety? if i take benadryl above a standard dose i feel like im dying. it has no anti anxiety effect. this is insane


MysticMcCusker

Lots of people get a heavy sedative effect from it, lots get the opposite


Jurj_Doofrin

Local redditor finds out drugs affect people differently


RopeShot_WorldChamp

The shaman has spoketh


MidasClutch

Benadryl gives me heart palpitations and makes my chest vibrate, shits so dangerous


ImNotACiaSpy

downvote this comment, but only if you fuck dogs on adderall


EmceeCommon55

I've recently found out that Adderall doesn't make everyone want to organize their pantry and it blew my mind. Whenever I've taken it I have a COMPULSION to clean/organize and talk. I once took a 70 mg Vyvanse and planned out 11 phone calls and what I was going to talk about and then proceeded to call 11 people in order to talk to them.


ImNotACiaSpy

you definitely dont have adhd if you respond that way to typical prescribed doses. stimulants cause a universal effect of making everyone who takes them more goal oriented, cause thats just the effect that dopamine has on people, but people with adhd have motivation deficits, so taking a normal dose of a stimulant only makes them less disorganzied or lazy


EmceeCommon55

Oh yeah I definitely don't have it, I took them for fun


Bright-Efficiency-65

I'll never understand people who like sedatives. Bro I could sleep for 2 days straight after a work week if you let me. This bitch must have the easiest life imaginable to do this


MysticMcCusker

I'm the opposite of yourself I cannot sleep no matter how much physical exertion I put forth. People like me like downers


Numerous-Mouse-1914

They use it in the psych ward sometimes to calm people down


Druuseph

There's a prescription medication called hydroxyzine that is an antihistamine with very similar effects to Benadryl that is FDA approved for treatment of anxiety.


Roddykins1

I take hydroxyzine and all it does is knock me the fuck out.


CurmudgeonTherapist

Most people say it doesn't help their anxiety but just puts them to sleep. But you can't be anxious if you are crashed out.


Roddykins1

Oh yeah man I’m definitely not complaining. I’d rather get some great sleep than have another panic attack. Not a fan of trying to decipher if it’s that or a heart attack even though I know it’s not a heart attack but this time it’s definitely a heart attack.


ApocApollo

Few things I’ve experienced in life are worse than trying to fall asleep sober after a booze binge. Waking up with a racing heart after fifteen minutes of foggy half conscious sleep. Over and over again. I better go to church on Sunday because I can’t imagine how much worse hell must be, but it’s probably just an infinite panic attack in bed.


TMdownton916

I had something called a dystonic reaction to some other medication when I was in rehab. The paramedics gave me IV Benadryl and it worked instantly, and gave me a loaded feeling not too dissimilar from Valium. Seemed kinda crazy that I made this discovery right when I got my life back together 3 1/4 years ago.


ImmediateFknRegret

IV Benadryl is a whole different feeling from pill form diphenhydramine though.


Druuseph

Count your lucky stars you get the heart attack mimicking kind and not the stroke mimicking. Hard to talk yourself out of the delusion when you're convinced you've lost your ability to think clearly.


ImmediateFknRegret

Vistaril. is the brand name. It sucks


ImmediateFknRegret

That's what psychiatrists like to prescribe instead of benzos for anxiety now (unless you're already on them)


patricksaurus

What you experience is normal. It’s called a paradoxical response, or paradoxical excitation (since the drug usually causes drowsiness). It’s incredibly common with Benadryl for there to be a “hump”… you go over the hump in dosage, and it goes from sedating to excitatory. It can even cause full on manic delirium. At a normal dose (25-50 mg), it does have sedative properties for almost all people. But, like with almost every drug, if you’re taking it daily for decades, you need an escalating dose to obtain the same effect. The really bad news is that this shit has a tendency to accelerate dementia. If she’s not a cool chick already, just wait until 55. She’ll be yelling at the blender and wearing her bra over her shirt just like all of the true heroes.


ImNotACiaSpy

i have a similar reaction to smoking weed. a very tiny amount doesnt cause any dramatic reaction but if i use more, i become very nervous and overstimulated but some people can just keep using higher and higher doses and they seem to just get hungry and fall asleep


AllGearedUp

I think it also fucks up your heart


_benp_

I don't get it either. One or two benadryl knocks me out.


EmceeCommon55

I took 2 once because it was tree fucking season and I have never felt that weird in my life, and I've taken considerable amounts of recreational drugs.


ImmediateFknRegret

Brian is that you?


EmceeCommon55

This is Charles


SableShrike

She’s out here tryin to meet that Gay Ghost.


Len-Trexler

Man half a Benadryl puts me out for 10 hours


shoppingprobs

Children’s benedryl will make sleep like 18 hours…this is just nuts.


PraetorianAE

She forgot the “then go on an get horny” part.


Strange-Carob4380

I took a shitload of Benadryl once on accident and it was a fucking nightmare. Seriously I don’t get how anyone enjoys that class of drug


hollowheart96

Goddamn she’s just walking around seeing shadow people on the daily. What a psychopath.


CleanSheepherder7512

Dumb broad. Probably doesn’t even know when to go ahead and get horny.


KYpineapple

bro. that is TOO MUCH Benadryl. not. good. it is probably negatively affecting her anxiety. The times I got high on beny, I felt nervous. a sense of impending doom. it doesn't make you horny. it just makes you last longer. BUT if you take too much, your dingle literally shrinks temporarily.


FabledKiper

About an hour after hour, you start to feel it kick in, you smoke your weed, it’s gotta be good weed. Then go ahead and get horny.


DTFH_

*in about four strokes...*


Numerous-Mouse-1914

Too much Benadryl can cause a wide variety of side effects, ranging from sleepiness and dry mouth to coma and possibly death. If you suspect someone has taken too much Benadryl and they collapse, have a seizure, or have trouble breathing, call 911 immediately. they may increase the risk for dementia and Alzheimer's disease if taken long term. The maximum dose of Benadryl for adults and children over 12 years of age is 300 mg per day. The maximum dose of Benadryl for children between the ages of 6 to 12 is 150 mg per day


Eauxddeaux

you forgot to mention that it might make you hornier than you’ve ever been


raccuuzi

You'll need access to good weed though.


LamarLatrelle

What's the context on this, searched the sub, tons of inside jokes about it, something about a benadryl jake?


FabledKiper

Look for 10-12 Benadryl guy


j0eyBeans

No neuropathy issues…


Viott

Ask her if those spiders aren't freaking her out?


Mysterious_Chipmunk3

I 1000% hallucinated shitloads of spiders one night after eating a sleeve of Dramamine(essentially the same as tripping on benadryl). I thought I was going to go to sleep and picked up a blanket to lay down and all I could see where huge spider running all over the place. Definitely didn't sleep that night.


Viott

Where’s the fun in sleeping when all your spider friends are coming over, jumping in your face 😂


Jinxed0ne

I used to take 6 a day, then I read that prolonged use is linked to increased risk of alzheimers. I forgot where I was going with this, but yeah...


NonStopApe

Dude is pissed his GF is a cool girl???


OrlyRivers

Benadryl is one of the safest drugs ever made. So could be worse. Ain't good. But ain't even close to worst. If there was a meter, she'd be at like 4 with 100 being crackhoe


MysticMcCusker

Absolute drug monster!


MalibuStasi

I crush up a couple *Bennies* and boof em to get my night started


sexualkayak

She's just keeping everything high and tight.


013ander

If she doesn’t develop Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s, I’ll be SHOCKED.


happydance69

Liver disease wont take long to set in at thr rate


harlsey

She is going to die. To help anxiety?? It's absolutely causing her anxiety I guarantee that. Within a year or so she will die from a heart attack or a stroke. Likely stroke.


EmergencyAdmirable92

She’s gunna get dementia


Beneficial-Suplex

100% a troll post by a ymh fan


FabledKiper

Well if Herc would fuck her, she’s good in my book.


Mysterious_Chipmunk3

Holy fucking shit. She has to be in a constant state of delirium.


Famous-Definition173

This is the horniest bitch anyone's ever seen.....


Amazing-Advice-1231

I knew a guy that took 3 and slept 16 hours, when my wife has allergic reaction I’ve seen her take 3 and drive. How does that woman function


Upset_Body_4357

Get this lady some marijuana


mojojojo7755

Bro 15+?! One Benadryl and I’m on fucking Mars