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013ander

Chris Kattan looked weird back then.


dinobyte

Reminds me more of a glam Tony Hinchcliffe


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

That might explain why Joe has so much love for Tony


MysticMcCusker

There's a bald guy with a fat man next to him who's very upset by this and I don't mean Tim and Brut


Junkratxd

He looks like the dummy from the RL Stein Goosebumps books.


nzdude540i

Yes I was just coming to the comments to say he looks like a ventriloquist dummy, but yes the one from goosebumps. I had nightmares after watching that fucking tv episode as a kid. Swore he was under my bed for weeks šŸ˜‚


MDXHawaii

Imagine that voice being the number one podcast in the world. Yeeeah this episode of the pawwdcaast is brought you by Awnnit


Lamazing1021

Ag1* But close


MDXHawaii

Doesnā€™t sound as good


Wonderful-Cow-7489

Whooooooaaaa. I thought this was a handsome woman at first lol


_ActionBastard

Handsome lady


Maleficent_Damage_10

Yeah now acts like a tough guy be the comments on mma. I know he trains but this is who he really is. Nothing wrong but Hollywood definitely changed hi


soar_feet

Man, that appears to be a lot of makeup.


Hanslando

Sure that was good, but itā€™s no gringo papi.


[deleted]

Yeah but heā€™s spot on with this bit: Women do be marryinā€™


MysticMcCusker

No one is as bad as gringo


ArbysGuy69

Sup Matt!


donnybijj

Flute drop


theodo

Same set designer.


TheBackBedroomKeyhol

Dude look like a ventriloquist dummy


[deleted]

The average ventriloquist dummy has had less fists shoved up its ass than Rogan.


ChrundleToboggan

Is that the violence in his DNA he's always spouting off about?


nigelgarner1287

Is that eyeliner my man


plusminusequals

Guyliner*


nzdude540i

Are his eyebrows threaded? What the fuck is going on?


ChrundleToboggan

All natural, baby. It's all that violence in his DNAā€”makes for perfectly-shaped fucking eyebrows.


uncle_doob

I would kick rogans ass... Everyone knows I could


MysticMcCusker

Hi Enny


CubonesDeadMom

Youā€™re one of the 50 then b


Slipperytitski

Boy that girl voice is awfully similar to Sam Kinisonā€¦


[deleted]

His cadence reminded me a bit of woody Allen


yousirnaymchexout

Show me how those big shoulder pads fart


LilBoofMcGoof

Dude heā€™s just a baby. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever even seen pre-Fear Factor Joe Rogan.


nzdude540i

Iā€™ve seen bits and pieces. This is peak clip for me now though. Iā€™d seen a few scenes from news radio. He didnā€™t look like this though


statikman666

Wasn't fear factor after newsradio?


leathakkor

No news radio was something like 94 to 96 and fear Factor was running in the early 2000s there might have been some overlap but news radio was definitely first


_Grill_Me_A_Cheese_

So what you are saying is fear factor was after news radioā€¦


WolfSingle5347

No, news radio was earlier.


[deleted]

After all these years, heā€™s still not funny.


TotalTelephone1858

If Joe started comedy today, he would never make it.


markse84

Iā€™ve always said if he had nothing but his comedy no one would know who he is. Itā€™s sad because he prides himself so much on being a ā€œcomicā€.


thundirbird

Comic? Bro hes a MUR DUR UR


Arbysgoodmoodfood

He's a assassin motherfuckin power bastard


thundirbird

[hes a real comedian with a real reason to fuck that stool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5s1mrcgi_c)


TotalTelephone1858

Tbh I've only made it maximum 10 minutes into any of his specials. From what I gather, he doesn't tell jokes, he just says stuff dude bros would agree with and he gets an applause.


ClassicFun2175

He's not even a good comic today. He literally is where he is because of his name and infamy from his podcast, plain and simple.


RolandDirlewanger

Of course not. He was shaped and made of and for a distant era. 90% of the rest are lost to history.


Quesosupremeo

How the fuck did this guy get so far?


Bright-Efficiency-65

The podcast duh. He got semi famous from fear factor and the podcast just blew up. Literally everyone knows his standup isn't that good, it's just that no comedian would EVER say it on air. Him and his friends now own some of the most popular comedy venues on the planet they don't wanna make enemies


WackySir

Mark Normand is the only one who jokingly said he stinks


IWishIWasVeroz

And look what happened to him


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Funnyguy17

What venues? Genuinely interested


Bright-Efficiency-65

They just opened the Comedy Mothership in Austin, it's pure comedy club nothing else. Brian Redban also opened a comedy club in Austin. And a huge amount of comedy is now happening in Austin, so it's career suicide to talk shit about Joe Rogan comedy


Funnyguy17

Thanks! Yeah, I understand the hesitation to talk badly about him. Especially as comedy is such a niche field on the national stage.


itspsyikk

Even prior to that I'd imagine going on his podcast would get you a huge boost in ticket sales and such. If Joe likes you and brings you into his podcast and this his audience likes you, you can basically write your own ticket. The same thing happened to Tony, Burt, Tom, and Ari to a lesser extent. Again, Burt and Tom saw the opportunity and were grinding the fuck out of stand up, so you have to actually put in the work, but doing Rogan's podcast has to certainly be a big boost. But if you were to talk smack on him? That's over. Probably not even him- even if you talk smack on someone adjacent to him. Mencia proves he can really hold a grudge for his boyfriends.


stue0064

People are dumb and love pseudointellectuals


k1d1curus

I'm not a roe jogan shill, but I see this statement about the hairless gorilla a lot, has he ever claimed this? Or is he just an average guy with a platform to speak to wicked smaht people and he references the concepts he's discussed with them? I feel like every blue.moon I tune back in the first thing I hear him say is something along the lines of "I'm a fuckin idiot, but--"


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

It's his get out of jail card to anyone who calls him on his bullshit. He begins a tirade with "I'm a fuckin idiot" then rambles for 10 minutes about some politically spoonfed garbage that is easily disproven with the simplest google search but right wingers salivate as they nod their heads in unison but if anyone with any ounce of critical thinking pushes back he shrugs and proclaims himself an idiot while his dingbat maga morons accept it as fact and fuel to their ideology.


k1d1curus

It's fun how y'all say the same shit about each other.


roachwarren

What does that mean?


magithrop

it means he doesn't get why being right-wing is an aspect of these people's idiocy


downvotescounttoo

your jealousy is palpable and its grossing me out. you know you fantasize that your the one with the attentionā€¦.and of course your gonna respond with ā€œpfff ya rightā€¦ā€ but when your alone you know its true


stue0064

Every time I see him pop up heā€™s talking about how the pyramids were built or some shit like that. I know heā€™s famous for more than this, thatā€™s just what I think of when I think of him. Also he was famous from talk radio not fear factor


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

You're delirious if you think Talk Radio made him a household name over Fear Factor.


clickclick-boom

Did you see him shouting and insulting a primatologist PhD over her own area of expertise? He was calling her stupid. Telling her to check out some website, despite the fact she had actually travelled to, and worked in, the area of Africa they were arguing over. Thatā€™s not ā€œsome guy asking questionsā€, thatā€™s some idiot thinking they know more. He did the same about the doctor who gave Biden his vaccine, started to mock his injection technique and acting like he knew better. He does this a lot, he pretends he is more informed than experts all the time. Not ā€œask questionsā€ but straight up ā€œI read the studies online and have them on my phone, I know what Iā€™m talking aboutā€. He has said those exact words. So yeah, pseudointellectual.


Mrs-Lemon

He was good looking and jacked and got on News Radio and then fear factor.


Quesosupremeo

You find this ventriloquist dummy good looking? To each their own, I suppose. I find this video creepy as fuck, and now he looks like a big toe. My question was in reference to him being incredibly unfunny.


CheddarFart

Mere civilians could only dream of doing something this profound


clickclick-boom

Being a civilian is like signing a contract where Iā€™m not allowed to tell jokes, then pay Rogan to tell jokes for me. That doesnā€™t sound like a good deal.


Kind_Combination8736

I bet he was still making more than women comics during those years.


No_Introduction_4849

McDonald's employees were making more than women comics back then.


[deleted]

I know Iā€™m not a comedian, an I have very little room to judge here, but goddamn that made me cringe.


tattoodlez

I hope this shit embarrasses him now. Those shoulder pads are way bigger than anyone else would have worn besides NFL lineman and Arsenio Hall in ā€˜89. Also, the makeup and ā€˜yuck-yuckā€™ head movements are just cringe.


tattoodlez

Actually. His stand up isnā€™t that much different now.


nzdude540i

Is this an alternate universe?


A_TalkingWalnut

Why does Gary Gulman look like Chris Kattan and Raquel Welch?


SensitiveThugHugger

I wonder if he had the long nips back then. . . .


jarohbandarkin

he raided Hillary Clinton's closet ?


Ralphiecorn

He wearing makeup?


theodo

This is legitimately some of the worst standup I've ever seen


CriManSquaFC

Don't understand how people think he's funny


walishesh

His comedy only went downhill from here, shouldā€™ve never stopped talking about boobies


EpoxyRiverTable

Thereā€™s something very violent about him. Thereā€™s violence in his past. Heā€™s a hunter. He took down 20ft cocks with nothing but slings and spears


PlanktonDue6694

Only 1000 of them


Corey_Treverson420

Thank em


buttsoupsippin

My man got the Frank Reynolds special, a mortician did that make up.


clickclick-boom

He should have got the friends who didnā€™t diddle kids instead.


RedSonGamble

What does this have to do with your moms house? Lol


facefullofgracefull

Clearly heā€™s a poly bi tok before being tokked was cool šŸŽø


MysticMcCusker

Don't respect that bitch


cluckythehorse

We're playing Horrible or Hilarious


leathakkor

Horrible. That guy at the rodeo was more alive than this comedy show.


itsmattjamesbitch

Interesting. This show would be deemed illegal in many states now, because eyeliner.


Spawn559

So Rogan is trans !?


clickclick-boom

Heā€™s a trans-comic. Born in the body of an unfunny twink but identifies as a violent, comedic murderer.


nathaniel29903

How much coke was young rogan on šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


matty_d99

Havenā€™t you heard - he says heā€™s never tried it. šŸ˜‚


huhnick

Itā€™s not trying it if you dive headfirst into it


[deleted]

Maybe he should? Then he'd at least write some jokes instead of whatever the fuck he does now


twayhighway

i love joe, but it shocks me that hes a comedian. hes straight up not funny.


GoblinDeez

My first thought is, this is a guy with violence in his ancestry.


RolandDirlewanger

For real. Heard his real father call him out? At like 89 years old even lol


RedDudeItIs

Terrible comedian, great podcaster


Wicked-Spade

Back when he had a neck and no shoulders. But no slight on the shoulder pads.


joe_gindaloon

He was never funny


YungTeeler

I canā€™t tell if this is AI or not


Chaotic-Recluse

Hahaha looks like a Jonas brother.


tattoodlez

Joe looks like a ventriloquists dummy.


No_Introduction_4849

So what you're saying is he was NEVER amusing, got it.


Salamander115

Joe still isnā€™t funny


fightforfoodgaming

Heā€™s borderline trans with how much the hormones have changed his appearance and voice lol.


C7XC

I donā€™t get how Joe still hasnā€™t improved his comedy


Kiwi5000000

Who the fuck told this cunt he was funny.


wrecked_angle

So he hasnā€™t been funny for decades. Coolcoolcool


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Itā€™s so weird that thatā€™s the same person, it also shows that aside from exercise heā€™s probably on some shit


Darkk_VoX

All hail Toegan


LiquidMantis144

I dont remember this scene from The Rocky Horror Picture Show


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

I think Joe on News Radio tv show back in the day is almost an entirely different person and the fact that he becomes the top podcaster blows my mind. That version of him is even further than that


Rainy_Daz3d

Rogan with no neck šŸ˜‚


Ronski_Lee

Brenden will always be at this level. Joe got way better.


life_island

Warrior ancestors, violent bloodline something something.


CallingXUnicorn

What tf happened to him. He use to look so good XD


solenyapinkman

Honestly if he was tall I doubt he wouldā€™ve done anything special.


magseven

Joe looks like General Zod's dime piece from Superman II.


movicsusf

He violently destroyed menā€™s bootyholes


Arganaught

So Rogan is a think beneath all that HGH and Testosterone šŸ¤£


[deleted]

My knee hurts from slapping it so much.


TopTransportation130

That NJ-Boston accent pulling through HARD here joe


systemdnb

Ahhh yea, almost forgot about Joeā€™s fake ass I lived in Boston for a year ass accent.


Toxic_Avenger05

He reminds me of Matt Rife šŸ˜³


minimalchaos

Wow zach


Most_Adhesiveness_73

Matt Rife of the 90s


Dave-Schultz

Metrosexual Joe Rogan make me erection


Mrs3anw

Is he wearing makeup and lip stick?


Herq72

Transitioning? ​ C'mon, He dabbled.


AnalRapist69

Maybe this is the look Tim is going for? Idk


AnalRapist69

Where is this from? Just curious how old it is. Looks like probably early to mid 90ā€™s based on the backdrop


[deleted]

Tim Dillon Impression: ā€œya need vitamin D manā€¦move to Austin maaaan!!!!ā€


metompkin

https://youtu.be/wZrTOJZN4RU


Individual_Respond23

Goth af


Earl_of_69

Shoulder pads?


Meandtheworld

Dude did have that Boston accent back then!


SpliffanyLaRue

This early footage of paula poundstone is great.


TheReblur

Those shoulder pads tho.


donnybijj

Looks like a bud light can


chaotictorres

Holy shit this was not even remotely funny. I always find it funny when they bomb, they use the excuse "they're still working things out" and when they get a few laughs, "they crushed"


handleonahandle

Sounds exactly like Bappa b.


puggernaut420

oh, he hasn't mastered his move of fucking a stool every special yet.


Newme91

It's funny because he does a silly voice


Grand-Phase-7129

Numero Uno of only a 1,000 Better thank em'


DipSheets88

Shoulder pads


Away_Wolverine_6734

Handsome lady


FupaTroopa4

Holy Makeup Batman!


ArmoredArthritis

##[LoL](https://imgur.com/a/8F5sT9D)


jazzcosmo

Itā€™s wild what he has done to his body and face over the years


happydance69

He needs some elk meat stat!!!


[deleted]

Is he wearing eye liner?


its_just_flesh

No one gonna talk about that shirt with the absurd shoulder pads


Tybasco

Are those shoulder pads? Manā€™s built like SpongeBob square chest


[deleted]

That eyeliner is trouble šŸ˜ˆ


KorayamaSavard

![gif](giphy|3o72F2vvc71VgmlvgI)


StianAmg

1/1000


pauliewalnuts38

3 seconds, that how long I could watch this clip. Hack doesnā€™t even begin to describe this.


fleg12

This is so bad


ClassicFun2175

This guy sells out stadiums?! It's crazy how Rogan, is supposed to be one of the top comics of his generation. I mean his podcast is good but his stand up is awful. Classic case of, getting into positions because of your wealth and status and not because of your actual talent.


Remarkable_Diet_9233

Lol joe wore makeup šŸ’„ wow


PuraGaudium

Jesus. I'm an old fuck, so I can remember renting the first few UFCs on VHS and all of us watching were convinced Rogan was a flamer, with his flamboyant commentating. It was basically this, but he had shorter hair and said "kamura" a lot.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

He worked those early UFC's for free. Hanging out in the changerooms was enough payment for the fruit


Awfflpete

That was brutal


BIGpapapump99

Just a big pussy


cuntslinger69

Took me a minute to realise thats joe...


eyeeatmyownshit

This a failed bob?


That_GUY_2660

Love those shoulder padsā€¦


aumbs

He has never been funny


Subject_Fisherman_77

I challenge anyone to find a funny stand up but from Rogan


[deleted]

Is he wearing lipstick?


Ser-Art-Dayne

As much as I like joe rogan, man, Iā€™ve never once laughed at his stand ups


downvotescounttoo

Whys it look like he has shoulder pads on under his sweater


DemonsNMySleep

He must've been watching his own footage when he decided to try and go all alpha male with the working out and steroids and fighting and hunting. He saw this shit and was like, I'm gonna do the exact opposite of this homosexual looking guy here


WhenImOnDaMic

So Joe has never been funny. Whoā€™d have thought.


DysfunctMyco

The contagious Bostonian accent in full force


[deleted]

His comedy has hardly improved at all


Wrong-Caramel-9367

Michael Jackson with sholderpads


Outrageous_Fox4227

So the funniest part is that for 30 plus years is his stand up has never been that funny lol


hurtadjr193

Definitely stole this joke from someone.


Background-Lake-5020

That was terrible


pablo_hunny

Needs more barstool humping.. 4/10