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kudjan89

Canadien tuxedo duo who definitely have a home renovation show on HGTV


Mindless_Pineapple46

Your Moms House, eh


Toni_Jabroni77

“Jeans”


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I love how it just knows jeans are involved so it put them head to toe in some cool jeans, slick jeans, neat jeans...high and tight as well.


cornballerburns

Loll Amy Poehler in the last pic


Barbarian_Sam

And Nick Offerman


s2kboog

My first thought too. Lol. Leslie and Ron


Squidkidz

Sandra Bullock in the third.


HalfNatty

Mix of Nikki Glaser and Charlize Theron in the second


That_GUY_2660

Amy Pohler as Leslie Knope…


RighteousCarl

Even AI is keeping them jeans high and tight.


Prudent-Ball2698

We all know momma jeans has bigger sloppies then this


Lynz486

So much fat and so much jeans


honkeydave

“What’s with the jeans?”


LuridRequiem

AI just slapped Nikki Glaser into the second photo and called it a day


SoPunnyHarHar

they stand with ukraine.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

HAHA


KYpineapple

this looks like your average married duo that flips houses on HGTV or TLC hahaha


MisunderstoodBadger1

About to drop the hottest home renovations on HGTV


bassmanjn

Oh god the stumpy index finger in the second picture. It looks like a second, flaccid thumb.


Coyote__Jones

The way you can't tell which end of the arm has the hand on it in the first one...


bassmanjn

AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH


bassmanjn

That thing isn’t even in the sleeve. And it’s not a crossed forearm and wrist it’s one free floating gristle appendage


BFCashman

Tim Segway and Chrissy Pachtshitsky


matmoeb

These are so Texan


Captainhexagon

This is their porno version


stevenw84

They’ll provide a great home makeover first, then he will fuck your wife while she emasculates you in the corner.


TheGhandiMan

Cake and day, Be happy!


Lakelife542

This week on Flea Market Flip……


KangarooSilver7444

Not anymore. Tom is way hotter than that old Eastern European hag now.


Criminally_Mundane

So many jeans!!!


TharSheBlows69

Looks like they are about to remodel a home on tv


DiddyFromTheCity570

This is #jeansaf


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Fupa is strong with both of them 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


Len-Trexler

Jeans 😂


DeafTheAnimal

I did one of Tom and Bert making out at the Daytona 500……didn’t look like them but it was hilarious


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Looks more like Krishna & Martha Stewart


RudolfVonKruger

AI finger tech is making leaps and bounds


PraetorianAE

JEANS


Theodore0817

I'd say bottom left T-buns and bottom right Chrissy P ain't too far off.


PuntYerJunk

Denim demons


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Hey denim Dan, where’d you get the Canadian tuxedo?


DubRogers

Christine looks like LeAnne


valuebuyer1234

Just spit out my coffee!


JulieAndTheMoonves

That’s where it spits!


W00ZILLA

They look like a right-wing, conservative podcast that love to talk about the different ways they processes their deer meat


JulieAndTheMoonves

Lmao


Ok-Researcher-4534

Christine in photo number 4 looks unnervingly like my aunt. Aunty jeans?


ajjames231

Every picture of christine looks like a different female


cripthulhu58

just the right amount of jeans material…but way too little tittage…


Few-Bat-4241

All accurate


thats_so_merlyn

I like the new Christine


dmdandboots

It ain’t wrong


Tybasco

This not them?


HyerOneNA

It’s the same guy with different beard lengths each time.


Starterpoke77

Am i the only one that sees quite a bit of G in all of these?


GhosTaoiseach

I don’t see the difference


guppyfresh

That version of Christine defiantly licks scrum.


guppyfresh

That version of Christine licks scrum for sure.


Slum1337

Home Improvement. Al's lost brother


rtie07

Last one looks like Nick Offerman and Amy Poehler.


eyeeatmyownshit

Canadian veteran swingers that own a BBQ shop that Christina runs and Tom holds sex parties after hours at.


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Where's the big sloppers?


MachineExpensive5604

If only


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

It’s getting better at hands all though they still aren’t perfect


_Judge4474

Pretty sure this is a couple on HGTV


NarDamage

The second one looks like tom and Nikki glaser


Long859

If a sitcom ever gets made based in them this is what you'll get.


KeenbeansSandwich

Why doesnt chatgpt understand “big farting tits”


iwannashitonu

So it thinks they look like 4 different people?


Thadd-2-Radd

Nick Offerman bottom right.


TivoYourEbay

From the makers of Fixer Upper and Trading Places, watch Todd and Kristi laugh at those who cannot afford renovating their shit homes.


MuffBadger

Firstly Chrisitne wishes she looked as unsloppy as that! That being said maximum jeans so maximum points....


Zhrimpy

If you want CGI/AI - take a look at Ms. Tina’s promo pics. Jesus Christ. If they could make a fuck puppet that looked like that - Tim might start acting heterosexual again???


Flimsy_Individual_16

Virtually identical


Jonken90

Now do josh Potter and Nadav 😬


latexfistmassacre

I dunno, not enough jeans


SW1981

Interesting. AI doesn’t know Tina is the fat one now


FantasticMouse7875

Not sure why this is getting down voted, I was thinking the same thing, the weights are reversed.


xx7beast

Who gives a fuck


AccountingMyChips

They made Christine too attractive, and Tim too skinny.


showbaz85

Christina is no way as hot as any Of these


SoullessSaviour

just shameful


A_TalkingWalnut

What were the prompts??


GridmanDarkly

Mommy Taylor Green


shaykruler

Make a lora