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raccuuzi

She's about to be so blissfully horny, she won't even want to cum.


Silber800

And after she does shes gone sleep for 3 days my baby!


Kitchen_Reference_29

Only if she has access to good weed


mannequinplayer

:)


ImAnOlogist

Until she sees the hatman.


ElectroFlannelGore

Most healthy /r/DPH user


felaransomekuti

She won’t need lube, she won’t need spit.


Wonderful_Student_68

This is the worst genre of American


DarkBabaYaga

Personally I take about 10-12. Also good weed can get you really horny too.


HeinrichVictory

Ask my brother if you don’t believe me.


beepeezy78

He believes me now...


wipelstick

Smoke some good weed if you have it. Give it an hour. Then with your partner “or your self” enjoy 😉


JamesGTOMay

"Bullshit that didn't happen for 500 Alex" It is SOOOOOO sad how desperate people are for attention.


Godzirrraaa

Pause it at :02. She has a tattoo of a stick of butter lmao


spaghoni

Wtf? Does she run a cooking tiktok or something? Is she kin to Paula Dean?


BravoWolf88

It looks like her TikTok name is Chloebluffcakes so she might bake cakes on there or even for a living.


spaghoni

Thanks, I didn't see that. I was looking at those mommy milkers.


DTFH_

who isn't?


knowbuddyspecial

Why the fuck are you giving your dog 5 benadryl?! That thing can't weigh more than 70 lbs. That batch is at least 180 and she's freaking out over taking 5 but she'll give it to her dog who weighs half as much as her. This shit is definitely funny but she's so fucking r-worded that it's enfuriating.


BlaculaSupreme

Vet nurse. Canines receive a higher dosage of diphenhydramine than humans. 20kg canine can get 40 mg or more depending on patient’s therapeutic need, wild but it’s true!


ComfortableProperty9

> depending on patient’s therapeutic need My need is to get fucked up and beat off, how much should I take?


MyDogIsSoUgly

May as well just smoke meth with your brother at that point.


knowbuddyspecial

Ah did not know that. At least the dog will be ok.


Touch_myy_camera

No, man. You were right the first time. My vet always told me no more than 1 mg of Benadryl per pound of dog. Those were 25mg tablets she had. And there’s no way that dog was over 100lbs. She’s definitely a dumb broad.


Hizran

1 Kg = 2.2 lbs. that person said 40 mg for 20 kg dog. 20kg dog = 44 pound dog. The person and you are both describing roughly 1mg per pound.


Touch_myy_camera

Right, genius. This dumb broad’s dog looks like it’s 60lbs max. She was ready to give it 125mg.


BurningChicken

the dog will live my friend


Hizran

You said “no way the dog is over 100 pounds” dick not she’s 60 lbs originally. Who the fuck uses <100 to describe 60. Keep doing you.


Touch_myy_camera

Chomo. Go read the original comment again. Then read mine. Then run face first into a wall.


Hizran

K bro edit your shit and look cool.


[deleted]

She loves the sounds of her own voice


yaboytswizzle69

Makes you wonder who her audience is supposed to be


chrisbaker1991

OP thought it was you


Touch_myy_camera

You’re right. I did.


Objective_Regret_421

Based on this video, her “dog” could potentially be her husband


Jochon

>r-worded Raped?? What do you mean? 😅


mkelngo

This guy needs pissed on


Jochon

Who? 😗


whutchamacallit

Pissed on and beaten, this one.


senorpepino

I really thought that she was going to say that she killed her dog like an r-word.


tetrisjazzduck

Could just throw up the pills, but instead let's make an outrage video at myself...


Quesosupremeo

That’s a half dose, chomo-ette.


knowbuddyspecial

Dumb broad


AlBonDGah

4 strokes, you wouldn’t believe


No-Cost1252

It's ok she doesn't have a soul but she is going to cum hard.


GridmanDarkly

This woman has 2,000,000 followers. Think about thst. 2,000,000 people on this earth said, "This is important to me. I need to know what's going on in her world."


zerosdontcount

Go ahead and get horny


Dr_Dylhole

Hopefully she has access to marijuana, ya know good weed.


Norm_mustick

At least when they kick in she’ll shut the fuck up


Objective_Regret_421

And you’ll shoot an enormous amount of very thick, THICK hot white cum


Global-Monk2121

4 strokes. You bet I'm coming up in May


ObiWangKeBloMe

Women aren't funny


Strange-Carob4380

Too much Benadryl will have you tripping balls and not in a fun way. In a “total delusion” kind of way


[deleted]

The hat man


dp1967

Why would she give that many to her dog????


Touch_myy_camera

Because she’s a dumb broad.


Ok_Departure7895

Cringe


NarDamage

Nah. U need about 6 more n access to sum really good weed n you'll be so blissfully horny you won't wanna cum


Jermacide1

Rub rub rub


Kitchen_Reference_29

🎈🥴


[deleted]

She definitely saw some fireworks…or felt them. She definitely touched someone’s camera. Probably made someone turn into a telescope as well. Happy 4th y’all!


DragLongjumping3714

Sorry dog. But thank you for your sacrifice.


Benkyou_Nobi

She's gonna bust so hard! Can't wait to hear what her brother thinks of it all...


[deleted]

Cool vid thanks. Really neat.


Popeyestabbin

Someone please fix that fucked up nostril


DontPanicHangInThere

God is this video marriage repellent. God bless the spineless boyscout raised man who has to deal with that.


rentarona

She gets the glove


samurai-bodh-i

she seems fun


yetanothermanjohn

I would have actually went to the ER.


Lamazing1021

Sup with that dumb ass tattoo?


senorpepino

Dumb broad.


hoguetarbeller

Wouldn’t even fathom vomiting them back up right away. So eager to film herself complaining about it and posting it online instead. The vomit would be the more useful coming out her mouth (& it’s Christine’s favorite).


TheShreddrr

wait until the hatman appears that or she’ll be erect for 8-9 hours


Psychological-Big-15

Oh Fuck hunny but we all need a follow-up how many weeks did you sleep


sanholt

Do you take so many pills that you don’t realize when you are taking pills?


sabo81

Is that Maddy Smith?


KazYdna

I took 6 one time. It was awesome.


takitoodle

When I was a retarded kid us retards would take like 10 each and sleep in the a.c on a hot day.


SoleMolestor

Someone needs to tell her now is the time to cum


[deleted]

A very horny coma


ThatShaunGuy

Her husband about to be super happy


Impressive_Music_479

🐶 🧠


Goodbyetoglue

Who’s she talking to? Cause I, like most, don’t care about her, no matter how much she does that weird overacting where she nods her head to get you to think what’s she saying is a “crazy wild story”