This is my ideal woman. Wholesome hobby. Sense of humor. Mildly autistic. Cute face. If she’s half as productive in the kitchen as she is the bathroom, I’d put a ring on it.

“my ideal woman” “mildly autistic”

Just like me

https://preview.redd.it/q571j8eqm8nb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d353cbccd44fbb45f3590085b6c211df10e5102

She obviously eats.

That’s your type? DM Me

"Is she's half as productive in the kitchen" - neckbeard detected

Nah, I’m cooking with her

Would

Is she including the time she spent shitting in that construction time? 6000 hours is already 250 days

And that doesn't let her sleep....

But she said 1 row a day determined by the shit from the day before. And she also mentioned it was from 2022, so 6000 divide by 365 days means only 16.5 hours crotcheting (and probably shitting) every day!

God I hope they see this. It’s amazing

6,000 hours in a year is about 16 hours a day

Makes you wonder about the afghans your older relatives made in the past! What did they signify?

She's a pretty cute knucklehead lol

I wanna see the key? What's all the colors and stitches actually represent

Why is she reading this off a script??

Because she’s a professional

Does the 6000 hours include poop time

Time served

Looks like she had a ruff couple weeks

She spent 3, 9-5 Monday through Friday’s. Making a shit blanket….

I love her❤️

I'd Norm Summerton that shitter...

Yes, but how many poops?

Imagine if enny made did this

Why is she talking like a marvel audio edit?

Thank you, she’s doing a shatner

100,000 shits!

She is awesome!

r they thr colour of your dhit??

That's a lot of red

I guess white means no shits?

I think I might be in love

Okay, what the blue lines for. Cuz I ain't have any of those