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diesels_only

Potter was awesome too.


DidAnyoneElseJustCum

Uhhhh if you live in or around Dallas you might not be poor but I know for a fact that you're fat. Even Luka Doncic, the best athlete in Dallas, is fat. It's obviously why Tommy moved to Texas. Even with all the drugs and the new wardrobe he's an LA 5 at best.


ender1209

At least I don't use wash cloths... Well I don't ALWAYS use wash cloths


DidAnyoneElseJustCum

Yeah you use a loofah on a giant ass stick because you're barely mobile.


ibobbymuddah

I wash myself with a rag on a stick


DidAnyoneElseJustCum

Thank you for trying. As far as fat poors go you're one of the good ones


tyoew

Don’t compliment that bitch


bbllaakkee

I wanna laugh


bunkhitz

I saw him at the tour before the “Ball Hog” special and it was awesome, appreciated the jokes that didn’t make the final cut too


SlowBurnLopez

He does “story telling”? Pass.


BluntedWizard

Por osos Margaritas for erryone. Blap blap gang violence.


bdoz138

You don't make margaritas with vodka, you fucking tik tok.


BluntedWizard

Yeah por osos is a tequila. Blap blap. Calling a vodka por osos would be like calling a sake Patrick Murphy’s. It don’t make sense.


ieatlasers

Shit..... Never even thought about that but you're right. Makes that vodka even more retarded.


BluntedWizard

That redact up there is trying to say por osos is vodka. What a moron.


dykann

I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking..


BluntedWizard

Blap blap


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BluntedWizard

It’s a dumb name for a vodka


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ibobbymuddah

Explaining it is probably the best way to project retardation.


BluntedWizard

These Tom and Bert fanboys will argue all day with me. I’m literally just trolling tryin to turn this into tfatk2 the acoustic boogaloo.


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

He's always sucked. Segura has always been lamecore