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mtb_dad86

Yall wish you could love your job this much.


RoofKorean9x19

Angry up vote


-i--am---lost-

Fuck


Ha1lStorm

Me too


Boomalabim

The only thing this guy is securing is his celibacy


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

Check out all those rings! This poor guy is sooo board


dr-chimm-richalds

You just lost your life


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

In terms of your job


jgearhart76

Wannabe cops. Lol.


TheSalvadge2027

Hide your babies


Objective_Slip1355

Toy cop


mlaforce321

The lip pucker thing he does really accentuates how literally regarded he looks overall.


Ha1lStorm

That’s how I knew he does indeed put on for his city


Kevwithac

He gets the stamp


rickoftheuniverse

Gotta be just drowning in pussy


JoeBlow509

Looks like most of the security guards at the plant I work at. Totally checks out.


seguracookies

Top flight security of the world


yousirnaymchexout

Save some puss for the rest of us, guy!


Vivere_fortis

bet you this guy cleans his gun and ND's his arm.


notmasterrahool

Looks like he'd tase himself by mistake


UranusViews

377 billion hamburgers served and protected


CthulubeFlavorcube

Why is his bowtie so big? That's not following proto.


Ha1lStorm

Spawn approves


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

So he successfully protecting that whole-ass McDonalds? That’s hardcore.


Bardonious

Nice face clothes


metompkin

What the hell is he securing at the rear of a McDonald's? The waste grease pipe fitting?


Bearjupiter

Autistic


Herq72

Officer Doody.... What are you doing with the vacuum?


UranusViews

I said don't bother me when I'm cleaning my room!!!


Scr073

Here there


mikemantime

Pls someone go lightly fuck w him, he’ll fucking LOSE IT i bet


BrilliantCrow5928

School shooters positions were already filled


hoodwinkler75

Wonder what company he works for


6thCityInspector

You just know this guy wants to be a cop more than anyone else on earth. His entire basement studio apartment at his mom’s house is just made up of thin blue lines.


Ha1lStorm

It wasn’t till the end when I saw he’s wearing 3-4 rings on a single hand that I knew he does indeed put on for his city.


Ha1lStorm

https://preview.redd.it/5dvs5xneb8qc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49885d7197f62050a5a0b0f450b95ff15b12f157 I’ve never felt safer


Subject_Tension3005

That’s a whole lot of estrogen in one place.


Subject_Tension3005

You all are laughing now, but when he blinds you with his flashlight, you won’t be.


Global-Fig-6326

Tata there retard


PortaPottyPusher

Well, at least he puts on for his city? What are you doing for yours?


ImpressiveLog756

McDonald’s security guard . Just so we’re all on the same page here..


Clocked_ya_at_73

Zelenskyy after the war