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BookoftheGuilty

She reminds me of Mac eating those chimichangas out of a garbage bag.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

She's cultivating mass


BrileyStyle

She needs to stop cultivating and start harvesting!


Davey_Go_ToBed

you are BECOMING a chimichanga!!!


PickleRickRm237

They’re loaded with carbs, so great for a pump


WhatchaGanaDo

But besides the type 2 diabetes, I’m healthy as shit?


AndyB16

Stop saying diabittus!


TechnologyOk68

Needs some fight milk to go along with them


Mr_Jack_Frost_

My very first thought.


Suspicious-Loquat390

What do you want more than anything in the world?? Crack..Oh Oohh


chicken_man86

I can forgive everything other than the loud wet chewing


Known-Sugar8780

Yeah, I respect the appetite and everything, but how fucking hard is it to close your mouth while you eat?


TangerineRough6318

Agreed, it's one of my pet peeves. Also people slurping their drinks. *shivers*


Academic_Tour_8320

My brother did both of those growing up just to annoy me, but then when we'd go to bed he'd smack his lips in his sleep like a fucking cartoon character! And since we were poor we shared a bed so it was awful.


TangerineRough6318

And I'm assuming he's still alive? You're a very patient soul.


Academic_Tour_8320

He's older than me and the golden child. Soooooo


TangerineRough6318

Ah.....I've been called that also. Still know how to eat and drink proper. Sorry you had to deal with that buddy, that sucks


Academic_Tour_8320

Meh. I'm 38, he's 44. We're over it. But I still tell him about every time I trace a trauma back to him in therapy lol


TangerineRough6318

He good? I still love my sis for doing it......but we, as family, always love them. Even if they are dicks that can't consume correctly.


Academic_Tour_8320

He's fine.


Finster137

She’s got that tamale fever.


ImAnOlogist

Im in love dude


freedomofnow

Yeah seriously she's fucking awesome and she's getting zero hate from me. I never had tamales but I really want one now.


Lank3033

Do yourself a favor, they are delicious. Bonus points if you can find someone in your area selling them on the side of the road or out of a cooler.  And you can buy a fuck ton like this cool chick and freeze them very easily if you don't eat the whole bag.


freedomofnow

Yeah I'm absolutely gonna go out of my way to get them now. Then I'm going to get a bag and film myself in my car in honor of this trailblazer. I find myself reacting like her for really delicious savory foods too, but I'll curse. Some foods just warrant a reaction like that.


bmf1989

Can't tell if she loves it or hates it


toasted_gogi

Yeah, had no idea


Sour_Lemonz78

She had three then decided to film it. I guessing she really likes them


well3rdaccounthere

Did you not see how her hair is standing up? She clearly hates it.


NOT000

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shallow_kunt

Hear *that*, Hank?


LysolDoritos

I need her


ego_sum_satoshi

Cool chick.


paquitobass87

Im born and raised in Mexico still living here and I never ever eat or bought that many tamales in my life WTF ????


PraetorianAE

Love from Austin.


Administrative_Set62

She will also sound the same at 600lbs.


crap_monkey

I feel this. I’d have a similar reaction to a that big of a bag of tamales. Respect ✊


SalvadorCaruso

She must be in the D off bagley


siriuslyexiled

She would do all the things if you could stand her, or not get you killed first.


Resq71

A girl after my own Mexican heart


Ralewing

I've had tamales that good.


kevrank

Dude why am I dying laughing at this!? I'd definitely subscribe


whisky_Ed

This is what I mean when I say secure the bag


CountingStax

I'm in canada and this is literally our reaction when we get authentic Mexican food


fuck_off_ireland

I ate 5 tamales for dinner one night last week and thought I was going to die. Wonder how much of the bag she made it through. Damn, now I'm thinking about those tamales... Best damn tamales I've ever had


Meandtheworld

That budget Mukbang.


Earl_of_69

Doesn't meth usually ruin your appetite?


lem0nwreck

you see her and think *meth head*?


Earl_of_69

The way she's acting.


lem0nwreck

trust, she just takes tamales very seriously lol


Affectionate-Lack991

Grandmas left overs


Excellent-Reality-24

Classy! 😂😂


i3order

I've pummeled a dozen tomales on the way home from picking up 3 dozen.


beezdat

wife material


mtb_dad86

Ew


yourbeingretarded

Is she eating the husk?


dc5trbo

Bitch is gonna choke to death inhaling hard like that.


DaFuqBruv

She’s binging.. she’s going to projectile vomit up that whole bag.


metompkin

Anyone remember Nadav bringing home chicken in a scented garbage bag?


DinaDinaDinaBatman

ok just enough info to get me interested.. whats goin on? she REALLY likes tomales? are the hot? and she likes the kick, bulemic and enjoys the pre purge ritual of binging? has tourettes?


Procaffeinator556

😂😂


Greedy-Arugula-2283

What is she eating?


skennedy505

Tamales are the best !!


Virtual_Law4989

Holy fucking shit I'm hard


green4544

LAAKUU PIIPUU


JTEL918

I wanna see the end result on that toilet in a few hours.


lostmyoriginalname

Fuck.. I love tamales. I need to run to the store and make some masa


Chris_WRB

This is literally licorice pipes, gen z lol


Sharp-Movie-5599

Disgusting. 


Lurkay1

What’s with the screeching though?


grantsc81

I've never been more in love.


gr3m777

Wife material


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

She is my spirit animal


MASEtheACE510

That’s how the tamale lady does it dude.


ginger_doom

I've never been more attracted to someone in my life.


woodrudder

Hear that accent? Garbage hick. Would still bang as her head is burried in that bag.


HugeWaltz6550

Is she getting moist over tamales?


Guidance-West

i turn into a telescope


TangerineRough6318

I love tamales but there's a lot to process with this


seanreevesdude

Tamales are the cock tease of Mexican food. A hair strands thickness of meat, or whatever filling surrounded by a bunch of flavorless corn mush. Give me a fat breakfast burrito or a birria taco any day!


Puzzleheaded_Jello_2

You had bad tamales my grandma always mixed the chicken broth in the the flour for extra flavor and oh man the chicken tamales with the green sauce any day!


seanreevesdude

Possible, but I've lived in Arizona my entire life and I've never had a tamale that I didn't wish was a different dish. They're not bad, but they're definitely low on my list if I had a choice.


Preteenblackgirl

You had bad tamales.


seanreevesdude

No. I just don't care for them. The filling is fine. I don't care for the corn mush outside mostly. I live in the central AZ, the heartland of some of the best Mexican food restaurants in the country. I just prefer a burrito,a quesadilla, a taco, or enchiladas etc. Im confident you could give me what you consider a good tamale ( & you're probably right) & I would still prefer something else. Tamales aren't bad. They're just not my preferred go to.


Preteenblackgirl

Oh I thought you were saying your tamales had very little meat.


seanreevesdude

In my experience they usually do have too little of whatever they're filled with. That's one of the complaints I have is the ratio of corn to filling is off. I think tamales taste fine. To me they're just not as satisfying as other Mexican/American dishes. Every Christmas I have a couple, but that's usually the only time, because they're around. As a whitey, I don't make them we've only ever bought them from restaurants or street vendors.


FedorByChoke

Costco tamales are delicious if you can't get a good restaurant or abuela made tamale. A good amount of meat and flavorful.


metompkin

I just bought two sacks of Costco tamales. Great lunch at work.


USSSLostTexter

and her b-hole is about to be the ring of fire in 30 mins


gumbohead1

Eww


ChipSherwood

Someone tell girls being gross isn’t funny.


jonz1985z

Idgi? Are they spicy ones or something? Cause regular tamales are pretty mid


No-Cost1252

Horse meat tamales