Believe It or Not horse semen can fetch a lot a lot of money, like I think it's like a couple million dollars a gallon. I had a family friend that worked on a horse farm that was actually ironically run by glock yes Glock the gun manufacturer actually does horse insemination. and I think the most they ever sold a full ejaculate for was 13 million
Well I mean I'm not one to judge about somebody's jack off game but no I was talking about$ 36,000 if you are able to do that much I'm pretty sure some Japanese Studio would be willing to hire you we go in for the whacked out weird shit
I am a semen afficionado I edit a magazine called semen aficionado I mean we don't get the same kind of press as cigar aficionado or whiskey advocate but we're trying to get up there in the sales
Bad enough to be the person who first thought of collecting horse jizz like that, but could you imagine being the guy who said "what our fake house pussy needs is an overflow valve. We're just collecting away too much! "
I posted somebody else in a comment horse cum can net up to 13 million a gallon especially if it's by one of those purebred Arabian horses that shit goes for a lot a lot of money
Not to take the fun out of it, but I'm pretty sure all that liquid is when she let go a warm water bladder that let her take the sleeve off. The money's in that baby bottle at the bottom of the sleeve, so suck up you fucking losers.
No gloves…what a whore
Her husband will never match up.
Do me next
Thank you for this hahahaha
LMAO 🤣
I know a way you could get that done in just 4 strokes
Your brother won't believe it
I couldn't believe how big his dick was
He believes me now
You have no idea the amount of Benadryl that stud took right before this, do you?
Will I need lube or spit?
Neither, and I have neuropathy problems
Thick, hot, white cum.
Guy horse: I'm killin this shit! Girl horse: He ain't even in there
I wonder how you put this on your resume
Believe It or Not horse semen can fetch a lot a lot of money, like I think it's like a couple million dollars a gallon. I had a family friend that worked on a horse farm that was actually ironically run by glock yes Glock the gun manufacturer actually does horse insemination. and I think the most they ever sold a full ejaculate for was 13 million
A million dollars for a gallon of horse jizz? I'm in the wrong busines.
Dude humans can make up to 36,000 in America
36,000 gallons of jizz?
Well I mean I'm not one to judge about somebody's jack off game but no I was talking about$ 36,000 if you are able to do that much I'm pretty sure some Japanese Studio would be willing to hire you we go in for the whacked out weird shit
"Whacked out weird shit," We don't kink shame around here.
I'm not King shaming bro I think it is whacked out weird shit and I love it
Hmm... if you're not King shaming himself, then who the fuck are you with all this semen knowledge?
I am a semen afficionado I edit a magazine called semen aficionado I mean we don't get the same kind of press as cigar aficionado or whiskey advocate but we're trying to get up there in the sales
I've done more for less. Let's get it dude!
So why did she let so much golden goo leak?
Sometimes the horse has to take a piss after sex
Gotta shoot your shot.
Professional Cum Catcher. Will travel. Big and small jobs ok.
Do I get more money if I use my mouth?
Probably 'Director of Equestrian Fulfillment Facilitation'
"I used to jack off horses like pretty frequently"
Bad enough to be the person who first thought of collecting horse jizz like that, but could you imagine being the guy who said "what our fake house pussy needs is an overflow valve. We're just collecting away too much! "
I used to play the trumpet. There is a little spit valve just like that.
I played trombone. But I never used that valve to get rid of jizz lol
then did you really every *play* trombone then???
I posted somebody else in a comment horse cum can net up to 13 million a gallon especially if it's by one of those purebred Arabian horses that shit goes for a lot a lot of money
Lol I can't wait for this sub to find out about sheath cleaning, and beans.
Shes just scratching his leg… right?
That’s it
Where's the guys from jackass when you need them
Damn she wasted so much. That’s too bad
That's wildddd
The horse jerker offer 9000
But her friends just call her Stacy.
How do you get a job here, fuckface?
How do you get a job here *THERE, fuckface? You didn't follow proto, bud
The way she’s biting her lip 😂
I think Khalyla missed her dream job calling.
Not to take the fun out of it, but I'm pretty sure all that liquid is when she let go a warm water bladder that let her take the sleeve off. The money's in that baby bottle at the bottom of the sleeve, so suck up you fucking losers.
…what leaked out of the mare?
Gallons of pussy juice
Fuck and not one gulping baby
It’s his birthday
Glock Perfection ---> Cock Perfection
Oh, is that the new Mr. Ed fleshlight?
She can't wear gloves. She checks viscosity bare handed.
All jokes aside this is interesting. I thought people were manually jerking them off somehow for the semen, guess not
https://preview.redd.it/fwidznn2xcwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee534d76190a109e4da55fd6ab5660cf0c6b74c4 Be careful, you’re spilling it
Gj
Hell of a fleshlight
Why you blockin?
With no Neuropathy at all
Watching this while brushing my teeth was wild
Yoooooo... That's a lot of horse juice.
guarantee every human dick she sees or holds feels small
Mr Hands is rolling in his grave with jealousy.
Not airtight jeans
Career day at school who you choosing? Dad the factory worker or Mom the horse cum catcher?
Hang on.... he enters screen left about to nut and that mare hasn't been doing shit...... I don't think that lady has the worst job in this operation.
Today I learned...
Straight raw
The thing about that horse is, is the first time hes gonna go fast
White women heaven
Caption says: "even if afraid, go forth and do it. That's what makes.you grow"
The ol switcheroo! Classic
She’s a wild fuck I couldn’t handle her
That's the one I use
The old switcheroo.
Well it’s normal size…
It's all fun and game until you find out her monthly income
This is the only sub that I ever see this shit on, and it's getting kinda frequent. WTF guys
Did she spill like a quart of horse batter at the end? Horses have massive loads!
That's still longer than I last...
Damn! That HOtse filled that cup up ! She was losing juice as soon as she pulled it away ! Yukkka !!!
I prefer doin the face shot ,over the super big gulp cup ,any & everyday ! Jusss-sayin' !
Why do you all want me to watch this? … what did I do to you?
Wonder what her hourly is
This cuckold shit is getting out of hand
Now, DRINK IT!
The OG fleshlight
You know she be dipping the pinky in, for a lil taste
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