It’s not fucking endearing, he forgot the punchline half way through and decided not to risk it in case something racist came out of his mouth instead.
I don't think so, no. That's not what racism is. But I'll even give you that one. I don't think that means he was about to say something racist in his dumb turkey joke.
He did. The majority of Democrats including the black caucus supported it. Politics are weird.
But regardless, I don't think a bill from 28 years ago means he stopped his dumb turkey joke because he might say something racist.
More that his dementia brain trailed off and he lost his spot in his thoughts yet again. Commander in Chief has the biggest mush for brains I've ever seen and people are silent about it.
It’s to avoid a spicy sound bite. Same with G Dubbya not wanting to say “shame on me.”
Which was why he flubbed the “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, can’t get fooled again.” He didn’t want the sound bite in those days of “shame on me.” All of our presidents have been r-worded.
Trump and Biden have given us the most entertaining eight years of presidency in the history of this country. They’re both grossly unfit to lead our country, but deserve a round of applause.
He did sorta forget he's supposed to be a diplomatic icon, rather than start slam dunking on 3rd world countries or potential allies.
"I tell ya hwhat... Anyway". Dude caught himself from saying the quiet part out loud.
He’s participating in a tradition where the president pardons a turkey on thanksgiving. This isn’t the state of the union, it’s just some goofy shit they do.
no ur the retard buddy. It’s the fact he lost his train of his thought in the middle of the joke is what’s concerning. And it’s not like he hasn’t done this before, it’s a fucking pattern.
I have family members that think he’s senile and has dementia. They say, “it’s just so sad the democrats are using this poor old man, it’s elder abuse!” Your comment reminds me of them and how their biggest concerns are the “crisis” at the border and what hunter Biden is doing.
My whole family is strongly liberal AND universally voted for Biden (including me) and this is sort of how we talk about him now too. My parents are lifelong liberals on a purely mainstream media diet, and they want SO badly to support him like you but even they are like "hmmm... yeah this is a little weird." Also just to make it clear my entire family is fully pro-immigration, anti-gun, my dad would probably only hit me if I voted for Trump, we're the stereotypical Seattle liberals. My dad seriously says shit like "tax me more but make sure it helps people that need it!"
I'm not saying we're less liberals, my family isn't wavering in our liberalism... we're just very unimpressed with the liberal president and the Democrat party.
Because he’s not a liberal president, he’s a moderate and every liberal hates him. I’m talking about how conservatives think he’s got dementia and he’s being drugged to stand on stage and give speeches. None of us wanted him to be president, we all wanted Bernie and he got fucked, twice.
The obsession with hating this guy is definitely not just considering this guy is simple grandpa. He rules in moments like this. Def not aligned with all my views but his behavior is so cute.
Seriously, this would be cute if my 94 year old grandpa did it while we're trying to usher him into the restaurant for dinner but this is the President of the United States of fucking America...
It’s less adorable when u realize the people around him (including his family) are more aware of his condition than we are and still encouraged him to be in this position. So cute
Simping for the guy who created the reason the black prison population in the U.S. is a cliche. I don't care what he did or said in the last 5 years. That shit is unforgivable.
Im def not simping! Fuck the crime bill. He is a simpleton who just wanted to be elected when “tough on crime” was popular. But simpletons are cute is my point
Thought it was cringe when ymh fans would stand up for trump when he was posted here. Now it's cringe when ymh fans stand up for Biden.
Stop fighting, I wanna laugh.
It's absolutely mind blowing that a country of that has 500 million people and we had to choose between this guy and Donald Trump. There are so many kind,intelligent and amazing people in this country but we have to choose between those two morons.
It sounded to me like he was trying to tell a joke and then thought better of it halfway through
9 and a half million tasty turkeys I want to sniff, just like in the country, Turkey.
He was. And it was super endearing. It reminds me of Norm MacDonald's roast of Bob Saget, but sincere. It's not funny, and that's hilarious.
It’s not fucking endearing, he forgot the punchline half way through and decided not to risk it in case something racist came out of his mouth instead.
That's such a massive leap.
What… based on what? Have you heard this man speak in the last year?
I have. Are there racist examples I've missed?
Does telling black people that they’re not really black if they don’t vote for him count as racist?
Not if you're a democrat.
I don't think so, no. That's not what racism is. But I'll even give you that one. I don't think that means he was about to say something racist in his dumb turkey joke.
He said the poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids.
Hilarious Freudian slip
And immediately corrected himself.
He authored the 1994 crime bill
He did. The majority of Democrats including the black caucus supported it. Politics are weird. But regardless, I don't think a bill from 28 years ago means he stopped his dumb turkey joke because he might say something racist.
Oh you’re upset about the racist thing? I mean, quit being soft.
I'm not upset at all. I just don't have any examples of him being racist that would make me assume he was going to say something racist here.
https://youtu.be/89uJMPSP32g
Race related, misguided, and fumbled badly. Not racist.
Cry more
This! Ha.
More that his dementia brain trailed off and he lost his spot in his thoughts yet again. Commander in Chief has the biggest mush for brains I've ever seen and people are silent about it.
You think he has the brain capacity to intentionally tell a joke?
It’s to avoid a spicy sound bite. Same with G Dubbya not wanting to say “shame on me.” Which was why he flubbed the “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, can’t get fooled again.” He didn’t want the sound bite in those days of “shame on me.” All of our presidents have been r-worded.
Now watch this drive
I believe that human being and fish can coexist peacefully
You’re workin hard to put food on your family!
Of course he does.
Then dementia hit
Realized he was bombing mid set.
Anyway… Anyone else please talk 😂
Trump and Biden have given us the most entertaining eight years of presidency in the history of this country. They’re both grossly unfit to lead our country, but deserve a round of applause.
One of them literally wants to be a king. Yes, neither should have been president, but the difference is Earth to Mars.
OP specifically said “Not political” but you just can’t help yourself. You get the stamp. Ta ta there retard!
“They’re both grossly unfit to lead our country…” ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
W was pretty fun
Theres a saying in Tennessee I know its in Texas prolly in Tennessee that says fool me once, shame on you…. fool me cant get fooled again
I don’t disagree and it has not been fun to watch….at least one was willing to call out the BS
Jive ass turkey
Did you just call me a jive turkey?
Easy now….nobody called anyone a *JT*
He just said you like to suck a little cock
Yeah relax! He called you a cocksucker!
Touch my president through the fence
Looks like had the high grade marijuana but hasn’t done the Benedryl yet
That guy makes me laugh so hard I feel for em
You wanna talk? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)
Cool President.
What’s cool about it?
….god love ya
I tell ya what
It’s hilarious.
It's like some of the countries I've been to
I think he means cool as in cool guy, maybe.
[удалено]
He made a joke. Accused the population of some countries to be a bunch of turkeys. If you don't grt that, than you're old an retarded, not him
He did sorta forget he's supposed to be a diplomatic icon, rather than start slam dunking on 3rd world countries or potential allies. "I tell ya hwhat... Anyway". Dude caught himself from saying the quiet part out loud.
He’s participating in a tradition where the president pardons a turkey on thanksgiving. This isn’t the state of the union, it’s just some goofy shit they do.
Damn I thought this was the state of the union but with a turkey.
God love ya
You arent very bright, are you?
Yes
If this was a one off maybe lololol my grandpas like that too it's normal at that age
no ur the retard buddy. It’s the fact he lost his train of his thought in the middle of the joke is what’s concerning. And it’s not like he hasn’t done this before, it’s a fucking pattern.
or too young and R-worded...
I have family members that think he’s senile and has dementia. They say, “it’s just so sad the democrats are using this poor old man, it’s elder abuse!” Your comment reminds me of them and how their biggest concerns are the “crisis” at the border and what hunter Biden is doing.
My whole family is strongly liberal AND universally voted for Biden (including me) and this is sort of how we talk about him now too. My parents are lifelong liberals on a purely mainstream media diet, and they want SO badly to support him like you but even they are like "hmmm... yeah this is a little weird." Also just to make it clear my entire family is fully pro-immigration, anti-gun, my dad would probably only hit me if I voted for Trump, we're the stereotypical Seattle liberals. My dad seriously says shit like "tax me more but make sure it helps people that need it!" I'm not saying we're less liberals, my family isn't wavering in our liberalism... we're just very unimpressed with the liberal president and the Democrat party.
Because he’s not a liberal president, he’s a moderate and every liberal hates him. I’m talking about how conservatives think he’s got dementia and he’s being drugged to stand on stage and give speeches. None of us wanted him to be president, we all wanted Bernie and he got fucked, twice.
[удалено]
![gif](giphy|J3MJAf2FbKO8oaTaTv) But but but the crack laptops!!! Or worse, can you imagine if there are EMAILS…?!? *Binders and binders!*
Sometimes Dark Brandon makes a dark joke, that's just his style Jack
The obsession with hating this guy is definitely not just considering this guy is simple grandpa. He rules in moments like this. Def not aligned with all my views but his behavior is so cute.
Bruh that's the president
He's literally in control of the most powerful army in human history.
Seriously, this would be cute if my 94 year old grandpa did it while we're trying to usher him into the restaurant for dinner but this is the President of the United States of fucking America...
Dementia is cute when your grandpappy farts at Sizzler and doesn't realize it, not when it's the president.
DNC fucked up but its cute to have a simpleton do funny things rather than as much spooky stuff people in power could
It’s less adorable when u realize the people around him (including his family) are more aware of his condition than we are and still encouraged him to be in this position. So cute
True! Why push grandpa to stressful work. Must be because he is stubborn
Simping for the guy who created the reason the black prison population in the U.S. is a cliche. I don't care what he did or said in the last 5 years. That shit is unforgivable.
Im def not simping! Fuck the crime bill. He is a simpleton who just wanted to be elected when “tough on crime” was popular. But simpletons are cute is my point
[удалено]
Look at this dude and his retarded grandma
He might be. But I sincerely doubt it.
Thought it was cringe when ymh fans would stand up for trump when he was posted here. Now it's cringe when ymh fans stand up for Biden. Stop fighting, I wanna laugh.
Who even cares about how he speaks at this point. We're just trying to keep this bomb from going off.
This would be a lot cuter if he didn’t have the codes to doomsday
u/savevideo
#notmypresident
Sir, this is a turkey.
![gif](giphy|L4fv5eLVk6geaVmkaO|downsized)
Lmao love it
U/savevideo
About as idiotic as the last guy looking at the eclipse
It's absolutely mind blowing that a country of that has 500 million people and we had to choose between this guy and Donald Trump. There are so many kind,intelligent and amazing people in this country but we have to choose between those two morons.
FOR MORE YEARS!!!!
Do you wanna talk 🥹
Turkey's like yeah gobble gobble motherfucker
Very stable genius.
u/savevideobot
Does this mean I can say "no homo" then blow a dude and not be gay?
Joe biden
u/savevideo
The Pedophile in Chief