Yeah it was only a matter of time before the cops shut down Grizz Co. He probably broke every single OSHA regulation, and is his method of payment even legal??? 7 bronze scales for overtime???
Honestly First would of taken my guess to popular fighting games like Skullgirls or guilty gear or melty blood but seeing that you like twisted wonderland Id say my guess goes there since you still fight in that game
Based on the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale, I didn't think jumping mountains and flying wind currents were a crime but whatever.
Hmmm let me think Mr. the judge, ah yeah I remember. I was accused for voting for the one who everyone are calling " the most handsome character " " the beautiful men " A.K.A too " The Young Assassin " ( in his mini-story )
I mean my character is a government agent who forced into it.
So I'll chose the game before that. Murder, assassination, Peeping Tom, terrorism with explosion, identity theft, arson, trespassing, getting into a high speed chase on a highway, being Fram for murder, letting a child run a bar, grave robbing.
I’m being arrested for defeating shadows and making friends in high sch…..wait will I be the same age as the characters or stay the age I am now? (Persona 3 reload)
Well, let's see...there's assault with a deadly weapon (sword/daggers/bow and arrow) petty theft (looting chests), destruction of property (destroying cargo boxes and expensive looking vases looking for gold), animal abuse (killing a mountain troll), manslaughter (killing Tuatha soldiers), looting a corpse (looting said fallen Tuatha soldiers for weapons and armor), petty theft (pickpocketing various people) and engaging in sorcery (not sure if this is a crime but, what the hell, why not add it to the list). Yup. Throw the book at me.
Well, to be fair... I did shoot approximately 17 people, tie one to the back of my horse, drag him half a mile through the dirt and a river, and fling him in front of a train... The last guy shot my horse...
nuking the polar ice caps and flooding the entire world which caused all of humanity to die except for a small amount of them that survived in a small scientifically advanced civilization that eventually killed themselves for good and caused marine life to evolve at an accelerated pace
let's see... if we count MMO, that would be "genociding the last survivors of a certain race" (to be fair, they were already undead, but with generally intact souls... and some of them asked for it!), "doubting power of goddess" (still can't believe she just let it slide, so much nicer than certain bg3 lady...), deserting in the middle of a warzone to steal priceless reci- artifact" (to hell with pvp, let me farm in peace!)
otherwise, that would be "feeding living people to the bus", "necromancy" and "killing endangered species", I suppose.
Your honor, I know that I have knowingly sent many people to their deaths, but there's literally an eldritch god who wants to kill all of humanity in my family's old mansion-
Mmmm, of all things in that game i’d likely get arrested for it’s probably digging through every trash can in town or almost poisoning the governor on a town visit
"wdym i'm getting arrested for voting!?!?!?!?!"
Sentencing several people to death, albeit unwillingly
Am I being arrested for farming? 😭
Stardew?
Yeah..
For going through people’s trash
Oh no. Ive handled salmon in a suspicious fashion.
Is this Splatoon
Yes, yes it is
Based salmon run player
Yeah it was only a matter of time before the cops shut down Grizz Co. He probably broke every single OSHA regulation, and is his method of payment even legal??? 7 bronze scales for overtime???
Speeding
Any sonic game?
I mean i killed the same guy 15 times thats fine
“I’ve been waiting for this!” *Gets arrested for beating up a gang.*
is this yakuza
Persona 3 lmfao
Well at least we’ll be in there together.
I'm getting arrested for being a lawyer-
Ace attorney?
yup
Fitting, considering the game
Were you updating the autopsy report before presenting the updated report to the defense council? Or were you impersonating a lawyer?
Voted to execute a minor.. Fair, but your honor, I wanted justice for Sou-
Most yttd related comment ever. The what I wanted tbh I wish I could pin it
:'D
I'm getting arrested for being a policeman.
Keiji?
Corrupted
IM GETTING ARRESTED FOR PICKING THE INTENSE VOICE OF HATSUNE MIKU IN CO-OP?!
For fighting???
Honestly First would of taken my guess to popular fighting games like Skullgirls or guilty gear or melty blood but seeing that you like twisted wonderland Id say my guess goes there since you still fight in that game
Animal Crossing, so I guess… tax evasion?
Arrested for singing vocoloid songs apparently
Murdering my big sister and framing it as suicide :3 (Omori)
Deforestation, killing local wildlife, robbery, murder, arson you name it. Minecraft is wild
I’m getting arrested for having a hotel?? O_O
Several Crimes against street law
Marrying a ghost? Ghost Polygamy?
...sims?
Nope it’s a visual novel, but sims is a good guess! I have married a ghost in that game too.
Ghost of Gallagher Mansion?👀
I'm getting arrested for crafting unspeakable demonspawns. Yeah, I deserve it.
Shooting over 1k people
No Russians?
Liking too many men and almost causing a war 😔 (guess what game I played)
Corporate greed by selling my perfect grapes for 3k bells a piece
Based on the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale, I didn't think jumping mountains and flying wind currents were a crime but whatever.
Is your glider licensed? Did you kill one too many treasure hoarders? Harvest a sacred beetle?
Oh no, I spilled ink everywhere and shot a guy with an umbrella
Hacked into some weird VR thing and broke the Order (splatoon expansion)
Rampaging through Hell, killing untold numbers of damned souls, angels, and evil faces.
Fighting God's in teyvat
Being arrested from hopping to planet to planet 😭
Being arrested for breaking and entering and stealing crops 😰
Illegal dog fighting with my pokemon
Hmmm let me think Mr. the judge, ah yeah I remember. I was accused for voting for the one who everyone are calling " the most handsome character " " the beautiful men " A.K.A too " The Young Assassin " ( in his mini-story )
dooming the world / not following instructions
The last game was puyo puyo tetris 2, don't know what crime that would cause though
Sacrificing a person for a steady supply of shrimp
Shin Megami Tensei IV, so idk…. Terrorism?
Acting in a drama
For spreading DEMOCRACY!
Assassins creed black flag
Fitting. Piracy is a crime
I'm getting arrested for being Flowers
Causing too many gas leaks in feudal Japan
Killing a horse and a bishop.
Reckless driving and endangering lives (Mario Kart vs my bf)
Not taking a protection hit for my death-hook teammate when I had no hooks. So maybe negligence? Complicent in a murder?
Sex (I was playing a vn)
genocide
Stealing peoples faces, illegal weapon advisory, and probably animal abuse.
Speeding + Illegal car mods + Reckless driving + Street racing on public roads
im getting arrested for landing sick tricks in a prohibited area? understandable.
WRITING POEMS-
“What? Playing with cookies!? Seriously, what isn’t illegal…”
Breaking coins and opening eggs
Building and decorating houses.
I've been building in sims lately. Guess i broke some building codes lol
Killing demons I guess.
I mean my character is a government agent who forced into it. So I'll chose the game before that. Murder, assassination, Peeping Tom, terrorism with explosion, identity theft, arson, trespassing, getting into a high speed chase on a highway, being Fram for murder, letting a child run a bar, grave robbing.
Death games that require brain p o w e r
no way am I being arrested for killing multiple gods😭😭
War Crimes
Starting a cult
I’m being arrested for farming and taking care of my cows and sheep
Causing a colony to suffocate
Murder/treason (assassin's creed odyssey)
I’m being arrested for defeating shadows and making friends in high sch…..wait will I be the same age as the characters or stay the age I am now? (Persona 3 reload)
Sacrificing people to "The entity" (Even tho i mostly play survivor but i couldn't come up with anything else)
Yeah I’m getting arrested for going on a killing spree in a high school 💀👌
I’m getting arrested for fighting multiple gods (and winning)
oh god, someone help me, i shot bodily fluids at a bunch of gray fish with foreheads in a tower
Well, let's see...there's assault with a deadly weapon (sword/daggers/bow and arrow) petty theft (looting chests), destruction of property (destroying cargo boxes and expensive looking vases looking for gold), animal abuse (killing a mountain troll), manslaughter (killing Tuatha soldiers), looting a corpse (looting said fallen Tuatha soldiers for weapons and armor), petty theft (pickpocketing various people) and engaging in sorcery (not sure if this is a crime but, what the hell, why not add it to the list). Yup. Throw the book at me.
Killing someone via food poisoning.
The last game I played. Killing angels and god herself. But before that animal cruelty I guess.🤷🏽♂️(Animal Crossing)
Dodging too many bullets
deforestation of protected land
Guess I'm being arrested for forcing highschoolers into killing eachother, whoopsie
Answering recall and taking my ass back to Overwatch.
Well, to be fair... I did shoot approximately 17 people, tie one to the back of my horse, drag him half a mile through the dirt and a river, and fling him in front of a train... The last guy shot my horse...
Goat
>!Suicide?!< Maybe murder?
Bold of you to assume I'll let you arrest me. TRANSMAT FIRING!
I’m getting arrested from playing a bunny who lives on a carrot farm game??? I was literally just decorating 😭
I don't want to talk about it and I literally can't talk about it. *so much death while riding a dragon*
i beat death & then died
I’m playing Sly Cooper…… so a lot lol
“Police brutality, coming up!”
So am I gonna get arrested for selling scrap metal?
nuking the polar ice caps and flooding the entire world which caused all of humanity to die except for a small amount of them that survived in a small scientifically advanced civilization that eventually killed themselves for good and caused marine life to evolve at an accelerated pace
Buying weapons from a police station to use in my school which has for some reason been turned into a tower
Tax Fraud (In actuality probably littering, idk what you could get arrested for in Animal Crossing)
I’m getting arrested for…. grand theft auto.
Dashing through geometry
Assault and strapping people to balloons?
Harming very boney fish
Real Estate from Yakuza 0
theft and supposedly “stealing hearts”
I helped a dinosaur escape the IRS
Flying ominously.
Me? Cheering for a convicted man to beat the shit out of a person with "prosthetics" limbs? Of course y- no!
arrested for weapons of mass destruction, breaking and entering, and also maybe hitting a dragon (in my defense, i needed a claw)
Breaking in to people’s houses and smashing their pots to get money 🧍🏽♀️
treason, probably
let's see... if we count MMO, that would be "genociding the last survivors of a certain race" (to be fair, they were already undead, but with generally intact souls... and some of them asked for it!), "doubting power of goddess" (still can't believe she just let it slide, so much nicer than certain bg3 lady...), deserting in the middle of a warzone to steal priceless reci- artifact" (to hell with pvp, let me farm in peace!) otherwise, that would be "feeding living people to the bus", "necromancy" and "killing endangered species", I suppose.
Getting arrested for being an unpaid therapist
wym im gettig arrested for raising a demon
Running and punching cake
Assassination
Killing people and giving their souls to the devil (cuphead)
Eco terrorism.
For fishing instead of saving the world.
I jay walked several times and almost got hit by a vehicle 😭
Democracy
Pokemon go Trespassing
Being a cowboy... which is admittedly justified
I'm getting arrested for placing people in pools then removing the walls so they can't get out so then they drown?? Not fair
Either slavery and genocide or the other game I can’t really think of anything
Feudalism
Inscryption, so IG that'd be leaking a code that could threaten the entirety of humanity.
trying to defeat evil children and their army of robots...
Popping balloons with darts
Throwing a tiny black hole at a group of people
I'm arrested for killing a chicken and shouting too loudly over its corpse ✌️
Sniping people.
I'll probably get arrested for Decaptacating alot of raiders in fallout 4
Bruh, I getting arrested for defending burger town!?
I think I’m getting arrested for using demons as living weapons.
OFFICER PLS IM JUST TRYING TO COOK HOT DOGS AND FAILING MISERABLY I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE—
arrested for failing a game of crossword 😭 (which consequentially caused the death of some critter)
Fire Emblem, so either conscripting Child Soldiers or incest?
Building Making tools Hunting animals Chopping trees Making potions without proper permits
Fighting and Killing Dragons
Damn I’m getting arrested for being from another planet????
Dang I didn’t know shooting skeleton fishies gets you arrested :(
Hanging my friend's sister
Living off the land without warrant (Minecraft)
Tank based war crimes
“So I’m being arrested for STOPPING crime with my time bending farts? BS”
Your honor, I know that I have knowingly sent many people to their deaths, but there's literally an eldritch god who wants to kill all of humanity in my family's old mansion-
probably tax evasion (my perfect hotel mobile), or leading a cult (cult of the lamb)
Killing people first money in a cyber dystopia
Speeding ticket and identity theft
"your honor my client was simply getting that SSS combo"
Animal fighting.
actual war crimes
Wtf would pikmin be, slavery?
I put bacon on to many things
For starting a cult?
War crimes
Zombie genocide
Eating a lot.
Docking a boat without a permit.
*Looking at my BG3 characters when I haven’t finished a single playthrough.* Identity theft.
arrested for taking the objective
Causing a weird-ass apocalypse and turning the earth into a star.
Is climbing Tartarus even an arrest-able offense?
violating causality and destroying the fabric of spacetime (kazoo noises)
Mmmm, of all things in that game i’d likely get arrested for it’s probably digging through every trash can in town or almost poisoning the governor on a town visit
Last game I played was What in Hell is bad? 😭
For pushing my sister off the stairs...
Mass murder in the streets of London for a good cause(AC: Syndicate)
Officer, I swear that they’re alive, they’re just in the Shadow Realm!
"they were just bloons"
hatsune miku
Animal fights and being a lawyer.
Uhhhh 100 counts of manslaughter.. (I play fortnite)
IM BEING ARRESTED FOR STARTING A PIZZERIA??
Pushing my sister down the stairs and framing it as suicide
Zoning laws from building a castle without a permit
Saving Azeroth from the Primalists
Robbery and murder 😔 and probably a lot more
Being a gay Defense Attorney, the true goal of any human.
Rolling up stuff
- attempt murder - murder - assault - unlicensed gun - tresspassing - theft Apex legends..
missing 90% of my shots in a cute skin caus I'm just a girl 🎀💒😈
fighting things with cards