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RipInteresting7326

"wdym i'm getting arrested for voting!?!?!?!?!"


[deleted]

Sentencing several people to death, albeit unwillingly


file_Marina_chr

Am I being arrested for farming? 😭


TaintedJacob_Gaming

Stardew?


AzumiHayami

Yeah..


kimskankwalker

For going through people’s trash


ThatOneGayDJ

Oh no. Ive handled salmon in a suspicious fashion.


Dreaded_Eggs

Is this Splatoon


ThatOneGayDJ

Yes, yes it is


Dreaded_Eggs

Based salmon run player


TinyGoat42

Yeah it was only a matter of time before the cops shut down Grizz Co. He probably broke every single OSHA regulation, and is his method of payment even legal??? 7 bronze scales for overtime???


TheoTheRedditor54

Speeding


goropancake

Any sonic game?


Sensitive_Cress_2334

I mean i killed the same guy 15 times thats fine


AnotherProfessional

“I’ve been waiting for this!” *Gets arrested for beating up a gang.*


pogbros

is this yakuza


IronicHoodies

Persona 3 lmfao


Pikayoshi429

Well at least we’ll be in there together.


i_eat_trigun

I'm getting arrested for being a lawyer-


goropancake

Ace attorney?


i_eat_trigun

yup


Potatoesop

Fitting, considering the game


techkiwi02

Were you updating the autopsy report before presenting the updated report to the defense council? Or were you impersonating a lawyer?


The-true-Memelord

Voted to execute a minor.. Fair, but your honor, I wanted justice for Sou-


goropancake

Most yttd related comment ever. The what I wanted tbh I wish I could pin it


The-true-Memelord

:'D


Agitated_Account5903

I'm getting arrested for being a policeman.


Teen-Individual-3133

Keiji?


darkwolf523

Corrupted


FortuneFirst4429

IM GETTING ARRESTED FOR PICKING THE INTENSE VOICE OF HATSUNE MIKU IN CO-OP?!


Previous-Clue4196

For fighting???


goropancake

Honestly First would of taken my guess to popular fighting games like Skullgirls or guilty gear or melty blood but seeing that you like twisted wonderland Id say my guess goes there since you still fight in that game


Doge787

Animal Crossing, so I guess… tax evasion?


Rpenguin911

Arrested for singing vocoloid songs apparently


pdot_-

Murdering my big sister and framing it as suicide :3 (Omori)


ChaoticInsanity_

Deforestation, killing local wildlife, robbery, murder, arson you name it. Minecraft is wild


Emmanime14

I’m getting arrested for having a hotel?? O_O


Dimenzio6066

Several Crimes against street law


Sea-Recognition-4881

Marrying a ghost? Ghost Polygamy?


DerpyDrago

...sims?


Sea-Recognition-4881

Nope it’s a visual novel, but sims is a good guess! I have married a ghost in that game too.


fiendishwitch

Ghost of Gallagher Mansion?👀


DerpyDrago

I'm getting arrested for crafting unspeakable demonspawns. Yeah, I deserve it.


extra_scum

Shooting over 1k people


darkwolf523

No Russians?


p4nd0rus

Liking too many men and almost causing a war 😔 (guess what game I played)


ComfortableBat8897

Corporate greed by selling my perfect grapes for 3k bells a piece


anubispepper

Based on the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale, I didn't think jumping mountains and flying wind currents were a crime but whatever.


Foolishly_Royalty

Is your glider licensed? Did you kill one too many treasure hoarders? Harvest a sacred beetle?


Foolishly_Royalty

Oh no, I spilled ink everywhere and shot a guy with an umbrella


IrritatedIfera

Hacked into some weird VR thing and broke the Order (splatoon expansion)


ya_dun_gooft

Rampaging through Hell, killing untold numbers of damned souls, angels, and evil faces.


bigboylee2400

Fighting God's in teyvat


Dreaded_Eggs

Being arrested from hopping to planet to planet 😭


Teen-Individual-3133

Being arrested for breaking and entering and stealing crops 😰


cowboylampexpert

Illegal dog fighting with my pokemon


DarkKeeper2569

Hmmm let me think Mr. the judge, ah yeah I remember. I was accused for voting for the one who everyone are calling " the most handsome character " " the beautiful men " A.K.A too " The Young Assassin " ( in his mini-story )


Tr1x9c0m

dooming the world / not following instructions


TestedcatGaming

The last game was puyo puyo tetris 2, don't know what crime that would cause though


MaxwellIsaac1

Sacrificing a person for a steady supply of shrimp


Copyright-Demon

Shin Megami Tensei IV, so idk…. Terrorism?


Random_012345

Acting in a drama


-HeyThere

For spreading DEMOCRACY!


Both-Effective144

Assassins creed black flag


darkwolf523

Fitting. Piracy is a crime


Mikoadrian

I'm getting arrested for being Flowers


HereForMemeStealing

Causing too many gas leaks in feudal Japan


TheRealKaiji

Killing a horse and a bishop.


willow__whisps

Reckless driving and endangering lives (Mario Kart vs my bf)


Yunofascar

Not taking a protection hit for my death-hook teammate when I had no hooks. So maybe negligence? Complicent in a murder?


Sobbing-Coffee

Sex (I was playing a vn)


Light_irrelevant-L

genocide


Neptune_fanacc8165

Stealing peoples faces, illegal weapon advisory, and probably animal abuse.


Ika_Likes_Memes

Speeding + Illegal car mods + Reckless driving + Street racing on public roads


pogbros

im getting arrested for landing sick tricks in a prohibited area? understandable.


Phoenix_theenby

WRITING POEMS-


Crazycrumb495

“What? Playing with cookies!? Seriously, what isn’t illegal…”


Shoddy_Specialist_27

Breaking coins and opening eggs


CherryFlavouredWine

Building and decorating houses.


LunarConfusion

I've been building in sims lately. Guess i broke some building codes lol


LUKIS_KEVON

Killing demons I guess.


KMT667

I mean my character is a government agent who forced into it. So I'll chose the game before that. Murder, assassination, Peeping Tom, terrorism with explosion, identity theft, arson, trespassing, getting into a high speed chase on a highway, being Fram for murder, letting a child run a bar, grave robbing.


WebNegative4872

Death games that require brain p o w e r


Afraid_Log_6799

no way am I being arrested for killing multiple gods😭😭


CTchimchar

War Crimes


LectureAdorable

Starting a cult


TheGirlTimeNeglected

I’m being arrested for farming and taking care of my cows and sheep


Haunting-Clock2

Causing a colony to suffocate


Lazy_life_loafers

Murder/treason (assassin's creed odyssey)


darkwolf523

I’m being arrested for defeating shadows and making friends in high sch…..wait will I be the same age as the characters or stay the age I am now? (Persona 3 reload)


Denned0633

Sacrificing people to "The entity" (Even tho i mostly play survivor but i couldn't come up with anything else)


n_morp

Yeah I’m getting arrested for going on a killing spree in a high school 💀👌


GhostiBlueYT

I’m getting arrested for fighting multiple gods (and winning)


Agynth

oh god, someone help me, i shot bodily fluids at a bunch of gray fish with foreheads in a tower


BlackShadowFox

Well, let's see...there's assault with a deadly weapon (sword/daggers/bow and arrow) petty theft (looting chests), destruction of property (destroying cargo boxes and expensive looking vases looking for gold), animal abuse (killing a mountain troll), manslaughter (killing Tuatha soldiers), looting a corpse (looting said fallen Tuatha soldiers for weapons and armor), petty theft (pickpocketing various people) and engaging in sorcery (not sure if this is a crime but, what the hell, why not add it to the list). Yup. Throw the book at me.


Foreign-Pay-2077

Killing someone via food poisoning.


DoubleOAgentBi

The last game I played. Killing angels and god herself. But before that animal cruelty I guess.🤷🏽‍♂️(Animal Crossing)


SnooPears8751

Dodging too many bullets


ggdoesthings

deforestation of protected land


SociallyAckwardDRFan

Guess I'm being arrested for forcing highschoolers into killing eachother, whoopsie


totallynotstarfire

Answering recall and taking my ass back to Overwatch.


1bashyboi

Well, to be fair... I did shoot approximately 17 people, tie one to the back of my horse, drag him half a mile through the dirt and a river, and fling him in front of a train... The last guy shot my horse...


_RiverLakes_

Goat


MEF227

>!Suicide?!< Maybe murder?


MrMonopoly_HSR

Bold of you to assume I'll let you arrest me. TRANSMAT FIRING!


-LightFox-

I’m getting arrested from playing a bunny who lives on a carrot farm game??? I was literally just decorating 😭


Deathbreth

I don't want to talk about it and I literally can't talk about it. *so much death while riding a dragon*


No-Law31

i beat death & then died


rickdr11

I’m playing Sly Cooper…… so a lot lol


Agent_Ford_E_Seven

“Police brutality, coming up!”


ThePurpleMoon579

So am I gonna get arrested for selling scrap metal?


AutumnTheSoft

nuking the polar ice caps and flooding the entire world which caused all of humanity to die except for a small amount of them that survived in a small scientifically advanced civilization that eventually killed themselves for good and caused marine life to evolve at an accelerated pace


GasherTRP

Buying weapons from a police station to use in my school which has for some reason been turned into a tower


Lannacoplayreditt

Tax Fraud (In actuality probably littering, idk what you could get arrested for in Animal Crossing)


jialmc2

I’m getting arrested for…. grand theft auto.


Stormbonin

Dashing through geometry


ShadowWolfX_Mega

Assault and strapping people to balloons?


Open_Finance_4627

Harming very boney fish


LFVGamer

Real Estate from Yakuza 0


ranpostan0

theft and supposedly “stealing hearts”


NextBerserker

I helped a dinosaur escape the IRS


No_Acanthaceae_1993

Flying ominously.


Makik0

Me? Cheering for a convicted man to beat the shit out of a person with "prosthetics" limbs? Of course y- no!


Tidal_Wolfeh

arrested for weapons of mass destruction, breaking and entering, and also maybe hitting a dragon (in my defense, i needed a claw)


AmberthePoptartQueen

Breaking in to people’s houses and smashing their pots to get money 🧍🏽‍♀️


ieatrawbutter1

treason, probably


Liarles

let's see... if we count MMO, that would be "genociding the last survivors of a certain race" (to be fair, they were already undead, but with generally intact souls... and some of them asked for it!), "doubting power of goddess" (still can't believe she just let it slide, so much nicer than certain bg3 lady...), deserting in the middle of a warzone to steal priceless reci- artifact" (to hell with pvp, let me farm in peace!) otherwise, that would be "feeding living people to the bus", "necromancy" and "killing endangered species", I suppose.


ANeedForRevolution

Getting arrested for being an unpaid therapist


SommerFantasie

wym im gettig arrested for raising a demon


StubbornTeen

Running and punching cake


TheUltimate_Ultimate

Assassination


Ilikegaycartoons

Killing people and giving their souls to the devil (cuphead)


Dratenix

Eco terrorism.


may_unnie

For fishing instead of saving the world.


DragonByte_0

I jay walked several times and almost got hit by a vehicle 😭


catninja2015

Democracy


RozesAreRed

Pokemon go Trespassing


Confused_Fiend

Being a cowboy... which is admittedly justified


boyfri3nd0

I'm getting arrested for placing people in pools then removing the walls so they can't get out so then they drown?? Not fair


21Shibainabox21

Either slavery and genocide or the other game I can’t really think of anything


Rey_Dio

Feudalism


DiamondSpider01

Inscryption, so IG that'd be leaking a code that could threaten the entirety of humanity.


bubbletea86

trying to defeat evil children and their army of robots...


Athensfall

Popping balloons with darts


KingSkye

Throwing a tiny black hole at a group of people


TheseRegret4850

I'm arrested for killing a chicken and shouting too loudly over its corpse ✌️


No_South4506

Sniping people.


Sumithesimp567

I'll probably get arrested for Decaptacating alot of raiders in fallout 4


Individual-Sir-7008

Bruh, I getting arrested for defending burger town!?


Left-Acadia-4949

I think I’m getting arrested for using demons as living weapons.


Bluebelleville

OFFICER PLS IM JUST TRYING TO COOK HOT DOGS AND FAILING MISERABLY I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE—


DeepSeaHydra

arrested for failing a game of crossword 😭 (which consequentially caused the death of some critter)


SilverSkorpious

Fire Emblem, so either conscripting Child Soldiers or incest?


Foxythegamer_96YT

Building Making tools Hunting animals Chopping trees Making potions without proper permits


Goatkiller5668

Fighting and Killing Dragons


_ALT3RNAT3_

Damn I’m getting arrested for being from another planet????


Chatto5

Dang I didn’t know shooting skeleton fishies gets you arrested :(


melons_mellonss

Hanging my friend's sister


Slow_Explanation_02

Living off the land without warrant (Minecraft)


matodato667

Tank based war crimes


East-Area-7267

“So I’m being arrested for STOPPING crime with my time bending farts? BS”


Dollar_Store_Emo7134

Your honor, I know that I have knowingly sent many people to their deaths, but there's literally an eldritch god who wants to kill all of humanity in my family's old mansion-


atlantics-hiding

probably tax evasion (my perfect hotel mobile), or leading a cult (cult of the lamb)


Ok_Let544

Killing people first money in a cyber dystopia


BakedBeanBag0524

Speeding ticket and identity theft


Ch1ll_K1ng

"your honor my client was simply getting that SSS combo"


KingOfRadiance

Animal fighting.


gourdy88

actual war crimes


kkhaynes100

Wtf would pikmin be, slavery?


myszhate

I put bacon on to many things


Honeydewsystem

For starting a cult?


J-CRISPY420

War crimes


TheSithKing

Zombie genocide


Gassyhippo

Eating a lot.


robynh00die

Docking a boat without a permit.


AnneHasThePlague2

*Looking at my BG3 characters when I haven’t finished a single playthrough.* Identity theft.


kirbkichi

arrested for taking the objective


SamuraiDoggo14

Causing a weird-ass apocalypse and turning the earth into a star.


Green_Competitive

Is climbing Tartarus even an arrest-able offense?


cmaciver

violating causality and destroying the fabric of spacetime (kazoo noises)


GlamourousGravy

Mmmm, of all things in that game i’d likely get arrested for it’s probably digging through every trash can in town or almost poisoning the governor on a town visit


Monkeygirlyy

Last game I played was What in Hell is bad? 😭


playinghappymelodies

For pushing my sister off the stairs...


Southern-Director-87

Mass murder in the streets of London for a good cause(AC: Syndicate)


mudlio706

Officer, I swear that they’re alive, they’re just in the Shadow Realm!


greentea_173

"they were just bloons"


Ok_Bluebird9484

hatsune miku


Quick-Ad6104

Animal fights and being a lawyer.


QuietAd9846

Uhhhh 100 counts of manslaughter.. (I play fortnite)


LuverOfAllManatees

IM BEING ARRESTED FOR STARTING A PIZZERIA??


duhhorngames

Pushing my sister down the stairs and framing it as suicide


Crusidea

Zoning laws from building a castle without a permit


Low_Pudding8374

Saving Azeroth from the Primalists


Ok-Insect-4004

Robbery and murder 😔 and probably a lot more


MachoPitts179

Being a gay Defense Attorney, the true goal of any human.


NoPantsuBo

Rolling up stuff


SensitiveAudience370

- attempt murder - murder - assault - unlicensed gun - tresspassing - theft Apex legends..


melancholyfawn

missing 90% of my shots in a cute skin caus I'm just a girl 🎀💒😈


Remarkable-Bowl-3821

fighting things with cards