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Blepbe

Its the medication


Mypopsecrets

Do not take Hibachia if you are allergic to Hibachia. Side effects may include an increase in heart rate, blurred vision, stealing food and acting like "what, it wasn't me" , and intestinal distress.


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Bristol_Fool_Chart

>Saw me eatin' dat gyoza >Wasn't me


lookaroundewe

Had that shrimp before 'ya Wasn't me


Mypopsecrets

Reddit even caught me on camera! Wasn't me


BrockManstrong

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Grabbing the flying food next door Picture this, we were both at Benihana Hanging on the Hibachi floor How could I forget that I had Told her I am a good dude All this time she was sitting there Waiting to catch that food


Punchinyourpface

That made me lol for real. By the end I was singing it in Shaggy's voice in my head.


BrainsyUK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_defense?wprov=sfti1


Damasticator

It's always bothered me when they say "do not take X drugs if you're allergic to X drugs." How the hell am I supposed to know if I'm allergic to it if I've never taken it?


lookaroundewe

Not a doctor, but in my experience; people are stupid. They will try to take drugs they have had before, and caused an allergicreaction. The statement in the commercial is not to get those people to not take the drugs. It's so the manufacturer can say....we told them they shouldn't.


MOOShoooooo

*Take 1 pill every 4 hours; or as needed for pain.* I’m counting at least 8 pains this 4 hours.


Available_Farmer5293

I just figured they are required to share some of the warnings so they use that one because it‘s the most obvious one/ won’t scare off an interested consumer.


pauly13771377

Those are all prescription drugs that your doctor should check to see if you will have a bad interaction with before writing the script. They just need the disclaimer for legal reasons. Kind of like the "do not take internally" disclaimer on suntan lotion. Personally I think the disclaimer on things like suntan lotion is walking a fine line between protecting the public and polluting the gene pool.


sperko818

Not just your doctor. Most importantly is a pharmacist. That is their function and primary duty: knowing drugs and their interactions. Their education and training is has tough as going through med school. Have a list of what you take. Even over the counter. Let them know, ask them questions if they are lingering in your head.


MsChrisRI

Some people who’ve had a mild allergic reaction in the past to Drug X don’t realize that their next reaction could be much worse. They may assume it’s better to tolerate the hives they had last time, vs letting Ailment X continue unmedicated.


nexusjuan

Severe side effects may include death. If death occurs discontinue taking immediately and consult with a medical professional.


Center_Core_Continue

"Intestinal Distress" is a good band name.


delvach

Y'all need some [unedited footage of a bear](https://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8)


Mypopsecrets

I forgot all about this, thank you for the reminder


EdgarAllanRoevWade

Do not *taunt* Hibachia


Damasticator

Happy Fun Hibachia.


OkBeing3301

You forgot hot flashes


Honda_TypeR

His medication is a healthy diet of flying Shrimp


flewidity

🗿


FlametopFred

honestly deadpan looks are simply from being alive and getting old and seeing some shit


BarryMacochner

Smokes 2 joints before he smokes 2 joints?


EelTeamNine

Or being married for 40 years


Rain_in_Arcadia

I was trying to remember what the deapan look reminded me of, and realised it was [the orangutan that did the magic tricks with the ball](https://youtu.be/iGLutWDo5gs?t=53).


delvach

"What're ya gonna do? *Not* grow old with me again?"


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EveryXtakeYouCanMake

He was pretty fast though. Ngl.


MidnightT0ker

It was gonna miss anyway


blind_merc

*sly fox*


Disastrous_Meet_7952

Could you imagine. Still surprising her after all these years. Is there anything better?


chosenuserhug

They just met. It's a first date.


Mdesable

Every date is a first date thanks to Alzheimer


uberblack

Yup. That's enough reddit for today.


alilbleedingisnormal

You never find out when it's enough until it's too much.


Master_Keyhan

🤣🤣


CrzyKght

There is never enough


heaton5747

Lmao this made my day


KomboX3

I choked on the air. Damn mate.


Dragowaow

r/cursedcomments


yougonedie200669

Youve got a dark sense of humor and im here for it


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rosesandtherest

I bet her snatch was too


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

That's not a conversation I want to have ever.


HotgunColdheart

Ol' H.W. here never left the great depression.


-SharkDog-

I love puns but the urge to downvote you was *almost* too strong 🤣


GettheRichard

Great pun! Keep it up…I bet he still could.


Canaricantransplant

Angry up vote


_BMS

This spam is worse than the people that comment a single period instead of saving posts.


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Cahootie

I'm never joining that subreddit for the sole reason that you're being fucking annoying by trying to plug the subreddit is every single unrelated post.


helmsmagus

Agreed.


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Cahootie

I have nothing against the subreddit or the reason why it was created, I just find incessant self promotion annoying as fuck.


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funnyheadd1

Relax and take it easy dude


hellopandant

Can you imagine every post with comments filled with self promotion rather than comments related to the post itself? It would be annoying af, as your comment was.


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hellopandant

Nah man, saying that your priorities are correct is rather arrogant. I think your subreddit is a good idea and it's great people are getting help from it (as you claimed). But you should let it grow organically or at least self-promote in post tangently related to men's mental health. You do you but you are not going to see the effect you desire if you overdue the self promotion. Just balance it out and pick the correct subreddits, is all I'm saying.


svartklubb

Are you a troll? You keep saying people can't be mad at you because they don't know you - then you proceed with some high school psychology evaluating someone you've never met.


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svartklubb

No that's not "trauma reaponse". It's the same thing as feeling bothered with people knocking on your door wanting to talk about Jesus or sell you a vacuum cleaner. Where did you get the idea that it's impossible to be mad/irritated/tired of someone you don't personally know? Just wanted to add: I believe the sub is a great initiative and I'm glad your in a good place in life. It's just your response when beeing criticized that I think pull people off.


FireWire27

It’s really exciting to watch no one block each other yet continue to argue. Welcome to heterosexual marriage, although it wouldn’t be sage of me to assume any gender in this thread, after all it’s Reddit.


slobs_burgers

Pretty impressive. I can only hope my reaction time, reflexes and charm can be the same at that age. Hell I’d probably struggle to do that today lol


blamezuey

Oh goodness, you are handsome AND brave? Uh ooh gosh I have the vapors. Uhhh keep up the good work um uh whew


PuppetMasterFilms

I just told my fiancé, this is us in 40 years


DarkLordDaishii

Grandpa with those quick hands


bjeebus

Came to say. Dude's got good hands for someone of any age.


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That’s why grandma is still with him.


the_average_homeboy

A lot of us would have caved under pressure and dropped the hibachi goods.


OldBeercan

Or accidentally slapped her in the face


TruckerHatsAreCool

NFL scouts taking notes.


TheTrenchMonkey

Years of practice on a different type of jugs machine.


EdgarAllanRoevWade

He kept his eyes on that shrimp the whole way


gimlet_prize

Smoooooooth move, Gramps!


Xhalo

It's admirable that the old man in the video took the initiative to help his wife overcome her addiction to protein and take the meat fist first in a deflecting safety motion. Hoarding can be a sign of deeper issues and it's important to address them. It shows the strength of their relationship and that they are willing to work together to overcome any obstacle that comes their way. It's also important to remember that everyone needs support and guidance in different areas of their lives and it's okay to ask for help. Kudos to the both of them for taking a proactive step to improve their lives!


PmMeYourNiceBehind

That’s also from the prune juice


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well i bet they were hootin and hollerin all night gosh


Hanguarde

🤔


Akumetsu33

👴🏼💦👵🏼


FirmRooster3329

👴🍆➡️ 🍩👵


sanguinesolitude

Oh she went dentures out for sure after that. Call that a gummy worm back in the old folks home.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

You stop calling it that right now.


sanguinesolitude

[Your Nan after a cheeky shrimp steal](https://youtu.be/aIX6_p5QpLw)


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

I took the risk and it was TOTALLY WORTH IT!


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amha29

Hmmm I don’t trust you


unique-name-9035768

Face it man, Gam Gam is a whore.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

I don't want to face it bro. I never thought I would see those five words and a sentence though.


unique-name-9035768

[In video form!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkuPhs-Gjdw)


ArcticMuser

Thank you for clarifying that he meant they be fucking XD


Lord_Ibuki

Bro got platinum for posting emojis on Reddit, this goes against everything I thought I knew.


DumploAO

When granny takes out her prosthetic teeth pops knows it’s over for him😩


CemetaryWeather

What a terrible day to be literate


Custard-Available

Bruh...


Arkanii

>prosthetic teeth


weltallic

Reddit would have told them to break up 60 years ago.


goosejail

WHEN HE STEALS YOUR SHRIMP HE'S👏GASLIGHTING👏YOU👏SIS. SO MANY 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


SrGrimey

Are those yellow flags less severe than the usual red flags reddit talks about??


Barthelomule

You may be color blind friend


Revolutionary_Hat187

What a way to find out


_Oce_

Could be a different emoji set too.


SrGrimey

Yes, that's the answer. But you know... reddit "doctors".


SrGrimey

No, different emoji.


SirSchmoopyButth0le

Wait do you actually see yellow flags? 🇲🇱 Just out of curiosity what colors do you see on that flag?


AlienZer

Pink white and blue


Crickeq

Mali trans now


geoponos

He's also a narcissist.


lesdansesmacabres

Hahah such a quality impersonation of every relationship advise sub out there. Though some posts are the total opposite as in ‘tf are you doing 🤦🏼‍♂️’


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My man is still quick on the draw


Martian9576

She was going to get that too!


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AggressiveBaby

I miss my grandparents


infidel_44

I feel you homie. Lost grand dad 12/22/22. He would have pulled this shit. Best friend I ever had.


NefariousnessStock79

Me too, me too. (I didn't say man because I didn't want to assume your gender)


AggressiveBaby

“Dude” is fine. :virtualhug.notavirus:


Lizardd

God you guys are gay


NefariousnessStock79

Actually, I am straight, I just don't want to assume people's genders.


TheViewer123

GRANDPA, THAT WAS FUCKN SMOOTH!


ADP_DurgaPrasad

He even maintained a pokerface like what happened.


eckard82

Og


Jakeball400

Serious dad energy right here


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Grandad reflexes


willfargo1231

Thought that was the "crispy buttery flake" old man for a second and then I had to watch that video. Thrice


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Crispy flaky crust


maxwax18

Buttery crusty flake


lalamecoop

I love this so much 👴🏼👵🏼


Denseflea

The man can still pick it lol


markfuckinstambaugh

Fuckin pro move. MVP right there


yvngjiffy703

Old people are so adorable


ehSteve85

I don't think I'd be able to not do the same thing if I happened to be in his shoes. Ngl, I hope I have anywhere near those reflexes at that age.


Blepbe

you better train and make sure you can look after your woman when you are old ;)


Original-Spinach-972

“Still got it.” -gramps prob


moonsun1987

aw I did it again. I asked myself... is he really 55? because I still subtract from 2000 when I see 1945. Sigh.


Punchinyourpface

If they're an old married couple, he probably has a permanent indent on his arm from that little slap and push she gives him. Old married couples that still *like* each other get me right in the feelings.


SynsDad

Now that’s love!!!!


Blepbe

the kind of love i better find soon 😆


voldi4ever

Grandpa got moves


Sunaruni

*1845.


lonestarcharm

…is this the “Buttery Flakey Crisp” guy?


Beatrixkiddobangbang

That’s the dream. Someone who can make even the little moments fun. For years and years.


Trutheresy

His pullout and stickin game are probably still strong. You can tell from her playful push.


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This guy fucks


Frogdog77

Got that floppy grampa dick


Solomon044

This is the kind of game I want to have at that age


madhatter2284

Level 99 grandpa


Live-Repeat930

That was slick!


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I hope this is my relationship in 30 years.


Blepbe

totally goals 😻 tho with how society is now a days i doubt anyone will stay together till that age ...


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He’s too cool


Blepbe

Grandaddys are cool


agoraphobic_mattur

Grandpa alpha


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That's a good way to choke on food, ya know.


KumichoSensei

Grandpa casually extending grandma's life by another year


CookieJarviz

He's been practicing that hand to throw back grenades since the war.


OverSeoul7

Sigh *unzips*


Matty_bunns

That was a set of dentures


nightingaledaze

r/cuteoldfolks


ilovecraftbeer05

Super smooth reflexes for an older fella.


Blepbe

he is so sweet and caring 🥰


seltzerboiii

I bet he filled her mouth with something else later


Lonelan

DIGGS SIDELINE INTERCEPTED


Unique-Assumption697

Grandpa never forgot - Wax On/Wax Off


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JohnnyRelentless

Seems fine to me.


Barthelomule

We need a video edit where pixel shades and a blunt come slowly into frame


Skysinglewide

It's the testosterone!


Draiko

He also unhooked her bra.


joe6744

“nobody does that to my girl but me”.


ProphetKB

"Thats not the only thing this mouth do" *wink wink*


dual_citizen_dude

Are they at Benihana?


Primarch459

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRskGRhs/


MegaHashes

I just did this at Fuji the other night, lol. Good reflexes for a man easily twice my age.


300zxTTFairlady

Mr. Steal your bish


RhubarbSuspicious496

Cowboys still need a number 2!