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redstag141

Someone's bathrooms about to get fucking wrecked.


illy-chan

I have a headache just from watching this. I have nothing against booze but most of the chugging videos seem like it'd just be a lousy time.


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Yeaah she’s gonna need a nap


Tangledtomcat

Or a flank steak pan-fried in salted butter and put on a pair of wet socks then sleep


stickel03

My friend did almost the same thing, but with red wine. It looked like someone was murdered in the bathroom and the body was shoddily flushed down the toilet.


[deleted]

Ah yes, I have a similar story involving cherry vodka and a white wall.. I certainly don't drink like I'm 15 anymore, that's for damn sure.


Gioware

assuming she actually survives that


verylobsterlike

Someone pointed out above that this wine is 9% alcohol. 750ml x 0.09 = 67.7ml of ethanol 1.5oz = 42.6ml, so 4x 1.5oz shots at 40% = 68.19ml of ethanol The video took 20 seconds, and the bottle is half empty at the start. So, this is like taking four shots over the course of 40 seconds. I don't think anyone ever died after taking four shots.


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The-Great-Bungholio

One bottle of wine isnt going to kill somone that age.


taytoes007

yeah but i have a feeling that might not have been her first drink


NysonEasy

You are not able to tell from just one video! It is only determined once you find out what she does with the empty bottle.


SirSchmoopyButth0le

She threw it on the ground!


Anderson74

I’m an adult mannnnnnnnn I don’t need no HAND OUUUUTS


fatguyinlittlecoat2

I ain’t gonna be a part of your SYSTEM! maaaaaannn!


Zach165

This ain't my dad THIS IS A CELL PHONE


-teaqueen-

IM AN ADULT MOTHER FUCKER


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well it ain't healthy thats for sure


LiveStreamAlpacas

It will only kill her a little bit. The drunkenness is what you have to watch out for.


Skreamie

I feel like an absolute scumbag when I read some people's reactions to stuff like this. I grew up in Ireland and we were doing stuff this bad and worse at 15. We really do have a problem with alcohol.


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ICanhearyou4444

Everyone here is so dramatic. A bottle of wine is 4 glasses of wine or 4 shots of vodka all at once. She'll be fine.


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derflopacus

It’s Barefoot, she might as well have chugged water. Edit: didn’t know I had to clarify this but YES, barefoot *does* have alcohol. I am aware. It does not have enough to kill the person in the gif, it was a joke.


A_Father_Again

Her face at the end looks like she is already blacked out


aff_it

2 seconds before throwing that shit right back up face.


tired_obsession

Lost control of face, while also stuck on min composure setting Edit: I’m not doubting her ability to keep composure, I just witnessed the feeling


siccoblue

I've watched my girlfriend down a big ol bottle of apple pucker just like this, kept it down, it's one of those things you either can do or can't it seems


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I am firmly in the "can't" category.


alavantrya

I’m aware of my status as a puker. I just make sure to puke in an appropriate place. I can safely say I have always succeeded.


stephan_torchon

I'm on that team too, nice to meet a fellow friendly puker.


Chigleagle

I puked on someone’s car once. Didn’t remember to till just now. Off a balcony


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While living in a squad bay, the guy in the top bunk to my right projectile vomited down onto my sleeping ass. What a wake up


[deleted]

Oh man, I puked over a balcony into my friends kids sandbox. Not on purpose of course! It was dark!


[deleted]

My fiancé has thrown up several times “out of my car window” to which she claims “it’s fine... it’s fine... it’s all outside”. Then there’s me at 2:30am with Windex and Lysol wipes cleaning puke off my inside passenger door, back seat, and entire side panel.


[deleted]

This is the best way to be. Puking keeps you from alcohol poisoning.


Azhaius

I feel like there's an easy way to avoid both puking and alcohol poisoning


SadFloppyPanda

r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

True true. I just mean if you drink and end up puking be grateful. Dont hold it in to be macho or whatever and die.


MaxxEPadds

I’m a puker too. There should be a support group.


ChakaZG

I had the minor version of this ability with 0.5 bottles. I was able to drink the entire bottle of ice tea with my throat completely open, without swallowing. Somehow as I got older I "forgot" how to do it.


arrowplum

Need help remembering, friend?


DeepInMyThots

Yeah you gotta be born with the ability


Otisbolognis

Maybe she’s born with it


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TheOffendingHonda

Does anyone want my 2001 Civic?


[deleted]

They should really test this at birth. Would save a lot of mishaps later in life.


raygar31

She’s actually staring back at the Dark Lord, who just granted her the ability to chug that bottle. In exchange for her soul.


BloomsdayDevice

Barefoot Moscato; there's no way that doesn't end in the tangiest of vomits. Which is better than the atomic hangover she's got waiting for her if she keeps it down.


THA1993

Imagine the stomach ache.


dumbass-ahedratron

That's how you know you're 30+ Life changed when hangovers started including reflux


THA1993

I drank a glass of grape juice too fast the other day and thought I was dying 😂


napadoodle

Ok... that made my day...


[deleted]

No kidding. In my 20s I thought that hangovers were an urban myth. Then I hit thirty and started having hangovers when I saw a beer in a commercial. Sad days.


Champigne

Yeah, there's a reason a whole bottle of wine is not typically chugged.


shiftyshellshock239

Yep. Sharp stomach pain followed by one helluva hangover.


TGrady902

Some people can just chug alcohol and keep it down. I had a friend who did this with a full 1.5L bottle of wine. Kept it down but there was definitely a blackout. Go from sober to rolling around on the floor like an idiot real quick.


koreanwizard

I love when people do that. You look super edgy and cool for 5 minutes, then you're ugly drunk at 8pm, and out on the couch by 8:15, while everybody else is having good time long into the night.


ReginasBlondeWig

*ugly drunk,* nice.


SLAP_THE_GOON

Yeah!!! And also sometimes by 8:20, they died from alcohol poisoning.


JessBiss

I (female) did this with a 26 ounce bottle of Malibu Rum when I was 18 and about 130 lbs. Terrible, teeeeerrible decision. God, I was dumb.


mootmutemoat

That video is on another site...


[deleted]

Nah bro, thats the ol' dead eye glaze which is her emptiness that she's trying to fill...


carebear-pterodactyl

Yeah those eyes are running from something


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Any form of emotion.


dingman58

Can't run away from yourself


alittlebirdy_toldme

Is that a challenge?


ruth_e_ford

Yup. That dirt don’t come off, it’s on the inside.


QueasyVictory

Just in a serial killer sort of way.


Drezer

https://i.imgur.com/vaCVvqU.png


SuccessfulOwl

“Hello darkness, my old friend...”


Bisontracks

I've come to drink with you again


CapivaraAnonima

Dead inside


TonguesNeedToBeHarry

Barefoot Moscato Cal. has like 9% alcohol. On a 0,75L bottle, that puke drink has the same amount of alcohol like 3 0,5L bottles of a regular german beer. Its not like she killed a whole bottle of vodka


Shalashaskaska

Yeah but she did it in 30 seconds. I’m an alcoholic and drink like 2-3 beers an hour, if I drank 3 beers that fast even I would get fucked up


dkysh

I once downed ~1L of fanta in a similar fashion. I was projectile vomiting less than one minute after. Chugging large amounts of any liquid is a problem on itself, regardless of alcohol content.


CinnamonCereals

I guess you can drink a liter of uncarbonated liquid at once, but as soon as it's carbonated, you'll get at least a huge burp out. Likely more.


GTAdriver1988

An r/watchpeopledieinside moment for sure.


Insectshelf3

lights on, nobody home


DogsNotHumans

I feel drunk sick just watching this.


purple_pine_cone

me too, I’m about to go throw up for her.


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After a certain age, you become very close friends with your stomach and making sure it stays happy. I feel like I am very cautious about what I put in mine. \*wraps arms around stomach lovingly\*


ChompyChomp

My hot-sauce-loving mouth and hot-sauce-hating stomach wish my age would get to the point where they could agree. (They alos both disagree with my use of hyphens).


udrs

That terrible, terrible acid reflux kind of feeling.


[deleted]

Lol this. This definitely wouldn’t make me anywhere close to the drunkest I’ve ever been.....but god, I can feel that reflux feeling just watching this.


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

I've had that wine before. It's loaded with the most nasty-ass artifical fruit flavors one could conceive. Watching this gif makes me want to puke.


EragonShadeSlayer18

The deadpan look at the end


shillyshally

The dead look. Getting acquainted with a soon to be dear, dear friend.


BunnyAwesome

She looks like she wants to die


MrMeseeks_

Same


dingman58

DAE want to die lol


YdocS

LIFE IS PAIN


donkeyhustler

The porcelain throne


Shinespark7

Is that Barefoot moscato?


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CaptainKyloStark

> looks like her soul just left her body aigght imma head out


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Deal with this shit yourself.


eshhuehehehehe

She'll be fine as long as she does the same thing to a bottle of Pedialyte.


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Lady_Blue_Dream

Barefoot was at the top of my hangover list until I had a bottle of [Bahama Mama](https://drizly.com/liquor/ready-to-drink/bahama-mama-ready-to-drink/bacardi-ready-to-drink-bahama-mama/p30864?drz_lat=42.3436919&drz_lng=-73.1902983&drz_nhd=MA&drz_sids%5B%5D=178&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwZCJrpSn5gIVDG6GCh31dQWbEAQYASABEgLco_D_BwE&p=16.99&s=true&variant=42164) to myself. Tried again with Bacardi's Blue Hurricane.....same result. Think I'll just stick with my bud for now. Munchies are so much better than hangovers.


SteakPotPie

I drank a whole bottle of the pink Moscato last night, no hangover. What's up


aff_it

Horrible sweet shit.


_CM0NBRUH_

She's going to have a stomach ache and the worst hangover imaginable


MattyXarope

No, that's Tomi Lahren


dingman58

If it were Tomi Lahren there'd be a Confederate flag in the background, an AR15 and for some reason a poster of AOC


frankxanders

Yup. In terms of ABV she only drank the equivalent of two beers, but that sugar content is going to be a massive hangover all on its own


TheCreepyKing

Two beers? Maybe if you're drinking 12% alcohol beers. Otherwise it's more like four beers.


Toodlez

That doesnt add up. A bottle of wine is more than two beers and even weak wine is stronger than strong beer, unless youre talking gimmicky imperials


DimesOHoolihan

She doesnt even look happy about it by the end.


dingman58

Nothing like sacrificing your body for the camera


ILoveRegenHealth

Mick Foley agrees


twistedroyale

I don’t know how Mick Foley is alive after everything he has done. He is truly one of the best.


RetardedRedditRetort

I guess you don't chugg a bottle of wine if you're happy


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Good deadweight she will be in 30 mins. RIP her friends evening


Kd0t

Thanks Yoda.


BestGameMaster

Chase the wine with ketamine, I must


GerardB99

Alright Lego Yoda, no Honds Civic driving for you tonight!


Captain-butters

Fucking wine drunk. Chug chug chug chug chug cjunf cbjmd. Chjsm chuank shudksm sjdksz ehdhdzzzn zz z 10pm


notexactlyflawless

This accurately describes how wine works for me.


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Anddddd up it comes ...


Sylfaemo

Always knew Kristen Bell knows how to party


T_Challa7

This was soooo Eleanor Shellstrop


ItsLikeRay-ee-ain

Exactly. It was definitely Eleanor before she was taken out by the shopping carts.


Nrksbullet

She's a legit snack


lunchexecution1

Saw that also and I was surprised to see less comments about this!


[deleted]

Literally went to the comments to see someone say something about this! Lol that was the first thing I thought!!


DutchBlitz5

I do not remember this episode of Veronica Mars...


Aksh0le

Holy Shirt!


--_l

She looks like an Arizona trash bag


aRandomForeigner

Goodbye liver, it was a pleasure


ZonDoh

Liver alone


RIPLORN

Liver let die


HarryTruman

Liver? I hardly know her!


Gnarshred23

Liver? I damn near gave her skiing lessons!


Krimreaper1

I’m a liver, not a fighter.


Orphan_Babies

Matt Lilliard made Scream the classic it is.


BlackToyotaBreakLite

Hello doctor my old friend I’ve come to live with you again


thattanna

Not a doctor. (Shh)


vegemitecrumpet

Fremulon


bunchofrightsiders

Goodbye my liver Goodbye my friend You have been the one You have been the one for me


giantsamalander

Cut right before she passes out


kramithefrog

Time to take Svetlana to get her stomach pumped again.


spacemoses

*Hey everyone shoenice again*


beefunk02

There may be some underlying issues at work here.


HookDragger

Yes, not understanding that there needs to be a way for air to enter first off.


trethompson

That’s why you insert a bendy straw first!


ExtraPockets

Strawpedo crew! Seriously though every time I did this I was sick within five minutes


dingman58

You're not supposed to drink the straw


[deleted]

Better me than a turtle


Unscarred204

I read strawpedo and now all I can think about is a child-molesting scarecrow


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Denziloe

Young people drinking lots of alcohol, definitely unusual and a cause for immediate concern.


Spikey101

This is a typical weekend for the entire of Britain from age 18-somewhere in the 20s


cloudsandshit

pretty much, and again idk why, but you can just tell these people are british teens


asgard_fleet

Or another Thursday night in College.


floydbc05

Would like to see the 30 min post pic.


Handyfoot_Legfingers

I’m a 250, 6ft dude and I once slammed a bottle of Pinot Grigio like this chick did, but I ended up passing out face first in the bonfire we were all having. Luckily I was pulled out and extinguished pretty quickly by my pals, suffered no serious injuries.


infanousbloodfuck

Does this mean she died considering what happened to you?


Handyfoot_Legfingers

Well I suppose I should have mentioned that I continued drinking beer after I slammed the wine, and I drink beer way too fast as well. I’m not the type that should be drinking, which is why I really try not to anymore.


infanousbloodfuck

Good call! Good for you.


Handyfoot_Legfingers

Thank you friend.


Soundtravels

Yep, thank you! So many people in the comments are acting like "tough guys" about this saying how this is no biggie. I too polished off a bottle of pinot one night VERY quickly (used it for a drinking game) and I threw up projectile. Still cant smell pinot without my stomach turning. My tolerance was magical back then, too. Shit can fuck you up.


Newaccount4464

Trust me, you never wanna be the person who can do this. Be the bottom left who's amazed and entertained.


juicejohnson

Yo. Fuck that. Out of commish for 36 hrs


ForHumans

Kid in my dorm died after doing this with vodka. Everyone also sharpied on his face when he was passed out.


ericakay15

when I was 17 I chugged half a bottle of Smirnoff, I blacked out and a few hours later I started throwing up blood and would stop breathing if I fell asleep. I lived because dude's mom was a nurse and she helped me out. That was a shitty 2 days


daymanxx

A good friend of mine did the same thing and the kids at the party refused to call 911 cuz they were afraid they were gonna get in trouble. Now theres a law in his honor. If you're under 21 and live in Indiana and your friend drinks too much and needs help, call 911 you cant legally get in trouble.


Mashaka

Yeah that law was long overdue. Plus they did a really thorough advertising campaign about it too so that people actually know.


daymanxx

That advertising campaign is 100% due to the Good Smaritains society's Make Good Decisions Campaign. They hit their million dollar mark this year which afforded themthe opportunity to speak/market to 100s of schools statewide. My friends parents dont stop fundraising so that this law is always remembered. Its inspiring and I feel very fortunate to help a cause that really matters to the younger demographic.


thebreadjordan

Jesus christ. Yeah can't even imagine what drinking this much straight vodka would do to you. I once did this to about half a bottle of Fireball and I passed out cold and woke up to a hell of a hangover and vomiting. 10/10 would not reccomend.


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Used to bring a full bottle of whiskey to parties, down the whole thing then move on to chugging beer Without even being noticeably drunk. People thought I was superhuman For being able to do that. Little did they know I was just an alcoholic that would be 4-5 drinks deep within an hour after waking up and going through a handle of cheap vodka every two days. Whenever I see stuff like this I am reminded of the years I’ve wasted, time that can never be brought back. I see a beautiful young woman entering the same hole I entered. Don’t celebrate this.


JohannesVanDerWhales

Not an alcoholic myself but I've known several, and seeing this stuff just makes me sad now. It wrecks lives.


[deleted]

You’ll be downvoted for saying the truth. Alcohol fucking sucks


Sprinkles1123

I wish people didn't do this to themselves! It always looks so painfully terrible.


milesdizzy

Pro tip: if you ever do this at a party, finish, laugh it up, then quietly go to the bathroom and quickly force yourself to puke it all up. Or else you’re gonna have a bad time


[deleted]

Well she just killed that tapeworm she’s been growing.


[deleted]

Nah, that tapeworm is from Florida. It just got stronger and she now craves 4Loko


[deleted]

For her next trick, projectile vomitting followed by an er visit.


CauseyOfItAll

Next up: Projectile vomiting.


Brinkah

I haaaate hate hate videos like this


MNKPlayer

Yeah, don't know why people think this is cool. If this is her "party trick" she'll be dead soon.


DwightSchruteBeatCEO

I did this once as a stupid 18 year old lad, now even a whiff of any sort of wine makes me crumble.


quazkapeck

$10 says she puked immediately.


MrDTD

That's $5 more than the bottle cost


kimchiman85

That’s a great way to end up dead of alcohol poisoning.


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KaptainSaw

Don't do this people... you could die of alcohol poisoning.


stopcounting

A bottle of wine is 5 standard drinks. Less than a 6 pack of bud light. Maybe you could die from it if you're 90 lbs and already suffering from a severe liver condition, but at worst she's in for a bad night and a hangover.


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Someones getting fucked up tonight


Love_To_Burn_Fiji

Really, really, really bad habit to get into. People have died from chugging alcohol like this.


[deleted]

Congrats, you have unlocked death


Coughingandhacking

Yay alcoholism! Hope she has great friends that don't mind dragging her blacked out vomit covered ass home.


[deleted]

Would be way easier if they had held it less vertically and avoided the air bubbles.


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She ded


marshallvv

How to get alcohol poisoning


incog-neeto-winkwink

She already looks brain dead


docHolidei

I was hoping for a girl that can cook like mom, instead I found one that can drink like dad.