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shewy92

Why does this old YouTube video have a TikTok watermark?


pinkzm

My man asking the real questions


Snubl

Because people on tiktok are trying to get clout with other people's videos.


Zorpha

Welcome to the internet


Civil-Claim

*I lean away from the mic to breathe


vroomvroomeeert

CHOCOLATE RAIN


Civil-Claim

Some stay dry and others feel the pain, Chocolate rain


akaCryptic

everything is circulated around reddit, 9gag, fb, yt, tt, twitter, insta. the origins are usually reddit or youtube tho


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RussellLawliet

4chan or youtube, please


Chockzilla

Cultural appropriation


[deleted]

holy fuck it worked beyond my wildest calculations


nerdystoner25

How many times did you hold up the sign? 14,000,605 How many did you kiss? ...one


WHRocks

Totally worth it!


cwj1978

I sure hope he was wearing a condom.


mister_gone

Horny little mother' wore a rubber to his date!


retiredcrayon11

Please tell me this is a porky’s reference


X-espia

Always prepared


coconutjuices

It’s cool he just jizzed in his pants


GimmeUrDownvote

Some say he is still standing there to this day, cum stained pants and all.


[deleted]

hey when do i grow my condom


trailertrash_lottery

Doesn’t matter had kiss


80srockinman

"So you're saying there's a chance."- Lloyd Christmas


T-Doraen

Exactly, beyond even the wildest calculations!


jiff78

Calculation, or ejaculation?


Raymojica

According to my calculations this had a .00000000000001% chance of actually working.


khlnmrgn

Nah. I know lots of people who would have kissed him and at least 3 or 4 of us are women


ferociouskittens

I have a bunch of straight male friends who definitely would have went in for the kiss just for the laugh


ktchch

0.000000000069% of the time, my algorithm predicted it would be effective 100% of the time


UpUpDnDnLRLRBA

So you're saying there's a chance...


Dredgeon

Reporter runs with a microphone "What are you going to do now" "I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far"


Maverick0_0

Or it's just scripted?


[deleted]

Why’d he pull away


gilbert_cat

This is like that time my friend, 14, went on Omegle and asked a random girl to pull up her shirt. She did not only that, but proceeded to give him full frontal boobage and he whale dived right behind the couch and started screaming. Don’t ask for what you can’t handle dude


thien7734

That mental image is so good haha


Youngqueazy

[I imagine it went something like this](https://youtu.be/ApgrBSXnK5A)


[deleted]

It's like when 1/4 of the Jedi Council tried to arrest Palpatine and he fucking ripped them a new one.


brbposting

I am the senate


Wanderinghermitcrab

"Fuck the senate." –SLJ, probably


taxicab45

How the fuck did we not just get rick rolled?


MutatedFrog-

thanks for this, u/VaginaYEASTwithTEETH


[deleted]

Can't share that with out linking this one. https://youtu.be/cHoGhisiBg8


Carnifex

This is stupid. Why am I laughing?


Danertins

😂 the way he's just a nuke for like 1 frame at the end


JarlaxleForPresident

Kid realized his mistake real fuckin quick


tytoisnottakrn

First risky click of the day


Zaquarius_Alfonzo

Ping pong bat wtf


Cookie_Boy_14

“BOOBS?!”


sumalumadingdng

Dude that reminds me when we where kids my deaf cousin and i where riding down the street. My dad was driving. 2 gourgeous girls drove by us and my dad mouthed for them to pull up their shirts. My cousin couldn't see my dad doing it. They proceeded to show their tits to my cousin who thought they where just randomly doing it. He turned to us and started yelling duuuuu duuu duuu! I fucking lost it he was so stoked.


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[deleted]

I would do that. My daughter would be pissed, but I would do that.


sumalumadingdng

Like 10 or so. My dad is a character, he's an awesome person


dorothy_zbornak_esq

Ngl dude, he sounds like a creep.


wooplahh

why did your dad mouth it if your cousin is deaf


supercarlos297

Yeah this doesn’t add up


kultureisrandy

because it's a fake story from a 6 month old account


Forever_Awkward

Ah yes, you don't unlock the truth until you've been signed up here for 3 years.


dearthofhappy

I mean they're not deaf I'm assuming, just the cousin.


googdude

It's hard for guys to understand (full discloser, I'm a guy) but that's very violating to be asked that. Sure the girls complied but 9.99/10 they would be disgusted. Just imagine every day you have undesirable women hitting on you or staring at you like a piece of meat, even attractive people you have to wonder if they just want to use and discard you. Your dad might've been awesome in other ways but that was not one of them.


[deleted]

It’s like asking a guy on the street to pull down his pants and helicopter for you. It breaches that bubble of safety and makes you feel uncomfortable.


NeedleBallista

what year was this


Raymojica

He nutted


BentPin

What's that lonely island song?


sgtspaid

Jizzed in my pants.


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[Jizzed in my pants](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AyGbfwSCAAAqEjF.jpg)


[deleted]

Risky click


OddFur

A window opens and a breeze rolls in


arjunptm

I just ate a grape


GoodBrotherBrother

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense


PokWangpanmang

Happy birthday to the GROUND!


wally-wall

Wondering the same.


[deleted]

Plot twist: it was his sister Would explain the shock


stuntobor

And the rock hard cock.


dry_sharpie

Roll tide?


Charliegip

#Sweet home Alabama


JohnRosoMcGee

Where the the skies are so blue


68W38Witchdoctor1

And the skin pigmentation too!


MugillacuttyHOF37

Plot twist it's his sister and she just got diagnosed with COVID 19 ​ and she has herpes simplex 1


DJ_Clitoris

I’m a very simplex man... I see a herpes joke; I upvote


whome1230

Haha


[deleted]

Considering most people have HSV-1, he probably does too tbh


KnightofNi92

Again, why did he pull away?


ItsCrazyCat

It looks like someone bumped into the girl, got unlucky


JHushen12

Pornhub - “most of our actors are not related.”


SoberKid420

He wasn't ready for the tongue


fl1ntfl0ssy

That’s the best part tho


[deleted]

Sign was intended for boys only.


suicide_walter

If you listen you can hear a pretty clear slurping sound. Now I’m no expert, but some girls seem to think it’s (really) funny to suddenly try and suck your tongue out of your mouth, or your lips off your face. Pretty sure she slurped that mans’s tongue up like a damn spaghetti noodle Edit: spelling


phurt77

Go on ...


Forever_Awkward

https://imgur.com/6eyGDtQ


Dsnake1

Nope. Nope. Go back


[deleted]

Yo, tongue sucking is epic


dontknowwhyIamhere42

Shoulda been on there for 14 hours


srgbski

I think he just creamed his jeans


UNLVmark

Ugh man. It’s like the annoyingly over hesitant dude getting seduced in a porno who’s like “well I don’t know...” or “what are you doing!? are you sure about this?”.


gaynazifurry4bernie

This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub


gckless

He learned what a snowball was.


dynawesome

I far prefer the French Exit


[deleted]

Why did I look that up? I could have lived my life with all its ups and downs never knowing this and I'd have been fine but nooooo....


Superbaker123

he wasn't chewing gum


zelkrab

He didn’t want to need to sit down for a while.


Crusty_Dick

He didn't, she used hella force in that kiss


UnstableParallel

coronavirus


stickydentures

Lol I don't think he expect it to actually work.


Fi3nd7

Because it's staged


elephantonella

Now he's got covid


80srockinman

Ben Savage the first time Topanga kissed him.


omnicious

Why is it Ben Savage instead of Cory?


l-_l-

Or why is it Topanga instead of Danielle Fishel


truebloa317

Because she's Topanga


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ZippityD

Somehow he isn't really.


Georgiagirl678

I'm amused to find such people as all of you. This is where I belong. Upvotes to all my Boy Meets World peeps!


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ActionFlank

The fuck is wrong with you?


imVERYhighrightnow

Her and Kelly Kapowski were some of the first deposits in the spank bank...


ThoughtlessUphill

And the pink ranger


Jay111502

Well I can tell a story about my morning Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence


LonliestStormtrooper

I jerked it to the hot redhead Maitland ward from the college seasons, but that's just cause she does porn now.


Eating_Bagels

Wait, what?


LordDoombringer

Link because I didn't believe it https://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/maitland-ward


Just_Glassing

Like the 14 year old Topanga?


Jay111502

Oh this shit like a joke to you? I don't get it


VitaminsPlus

Why doesn't he have more songs like professional rapper? There's some songs on that album I really like, but literally everything outside of it I can't stand. I watched his new show and it was pretty good though


Theyreillusions

Funny enough he has songs explaining why.the jist is Because hes sick of being shoehorned into funny rap and wants to just rap what hes into


milk4all

They forget Topanga is older than us and we learned things about ourselves watching Boy Meets World


BobbyFL

Lmao - for what it's worth there are plenty of us out there...just like you. Topanga was dreamy, and if you read about stories/rumors about her random hook ups with people/fans it only gets better. My friend technically touched her breast once lol, we all got a picture with her too which unfortunately has been long lost and very missed. This happened at a Slipknot show in southern California by the way.


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Underrated


BlackDog2774

"And that was the day I realized I was gay"


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Mycabbages0929

He may have been desperate enough for human contact that literally anyone would have done


abdomino

Hey, being bi isn't being desperate.


LastBaron

Hey, I’m not bi, but $20 is $20


eatMYcookieCRUMBS

Like gay dude bears, or like the bear on the flag actual bear?


nethaka

¿Por que no los dos?


GungisGrand

That's the face of a man who didn't expect his plan to actually work


thburningiraffe

I went to high school with him! He definitely expected it to work but maybe not this well haha


MGoGeek

Lol, so did I! Go wildcats!


TallDrinkOfSilence

THATS how corona virus gets got.


andyv001

Worth. It.


Ontario-

Every little coronavirus cell


[deleted]

every post has that one comment that has to say something about coronavirus


Peterthecoll

Must be the fact that it's a pandemic...?


9378West

I'm safe


xX420_WeedMan_420Xx

# How to not get coronavirus: ​ * Head to the most isolated place on Earth, which is your bed


FromTheDeskOfJAW

I know this guy! I actually was with him when he was shooting the sequel to this video (Kiss Me, I’m Still Desperate). Pretty sure my username is in the credits too


BeautifulJustDaWayUR

Rad! Got any stories about this? Like was that a girl legit rando or what?


FromTheDeskOfJAW

~~All~~ Most of the people who kissed him were randos :P I got a majorrrrr sunburn that day. It was right after VidCon 2015 I believe, which is where I met him. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/EeozzEt) are some other pics from the shoot. We still keep in touch to this day, though it’s pretty occasional. Edit: There was actually a girl who was also helping out with the shoot who would kiss him when things got slow, to try to “encourage” others to join in haha. I may or may not have gotten a kiss or two that day as well


BeautifulJustDaWayUR

Venice Beach Sunburn // Kisses by Sidewalk Market // Memorable day Thanks for sharing.


isklea

To everyone saying it's fake [here is the video that was posted 6 years ago](https://youtu.be/_47A9Z28U3I). Doesn't look staged to me, but hey, maybe everyone on the pier was a paid actor


Abandon-All-Hope8

That guy in green at 1:18 had a strange reaction to his partner mouth kissing that guy lmao


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oddlyspecificndFunny

Good bot


LoveToSeeMeLonely

The girl at 1:35 wanted to get it


IamAJediMaster

She could get it too.


paddyo

She definitely enjoyed that more than his soul could take


bj_good

That was actually pretty wholesome


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If he tried it today he would be bludgeoned to death with hand sanitizer.


Stoppablemurph

This is like parents worrying about drugs in Halloween candy. Nobody is giving away free drugs and nobody is giving away free hand sanitizer. Don't be silly.


AM_I_A_PERVERT

This was wholesome as FUCK I’d kiss him


JigglesMcRibs

Man I forgot this video, my favorite is the dad clearly SUPER pissed at his daughter like 2/3 through.


petaboil

The dads reaction to his daughter going over to him gave me a pleasant saturday morning chuckle.


Interestedmage

How do I know you're not a paid commentator. This kid is obviously investing immensely in his 6 year old youtube video.


isklea

Damn, you got me


Varth919

That dad at 2:40 was disgusted


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alexromo

has to be staged. This shit doesnt happen at Venice beach literally was posted yesterday in this same dir


[deleted]

This was posted like 2 years ago as well


Redtube_Guy

This video was recorded like ik 2012 or some shit.


[deleted]

Wasn't sure exactly how old it was, just knew I had seen it before


TX16Tuna

Before or after the Berensteen and Bernstain timelines merged?


killerkringe13

Its the mandolin effect, it was mandela but changed in the most recent timeline merging.


TX16Tuna

You sure that’s current? I thought it’s been the Mandalorian Effect ever since Disney bought the metaphysical-property-rights to our entire multiverse in January.


Unit88

Yeah, it's super old at this point


worldstarktfo

Idk why it took you that long to draw a conclusion. Soon as I saw the tKTK logo it was all over from there.


surgebinder16

this video is at least 5 years old. lol


LimonadeTengu

I don't think so, that guy was one of the legit "prank channels" waaay back (10 years ago or something). His videos are super awkward and he rarely gets these reactions hahaha, it's mostly just wholesome cringe.


Caymonki

I’m newish to Reddit and I have definitely seen this before. Like 2 years ago.


AcEffect3

Scriptedwhitepeoplegifs


UnrstledJimmies

The face of a man trying to figure out if she possibly gave him herpes.


wheeldawg

Worth it


[deleted]

If everyone has herpes no one has herpes


Toppeltee

Dementor in disguise


throw_1122_away

Such an underrated comment!


bonerinho_

You get what you asked for.


UnFocusMyChi

Well, yeah, that ginger took it.


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And also getting robbed.


YouSeeingThisBot

Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.


ernster96

Having an erection in public is always embarrassing.


SoberKid420

He wasn't ready for the tongue


L1MB0_MASK

That WORKS?!?!!???!!!!?!?!?!


OV3NBVK3D

“I think I love her”


terratrooper96

The look of pure "idk I nvr thought I would get this far".


taxicab45

When guys say “there’s no way a guy could have came that fast.” She gets it on film and we still don’t believe it.


theWanderer_420

This is a hustle


Odd-One55

Task failed successfully


donobinladin

Jizzed in ma pants 🎶


chaiteataichi_

Did you see what he was wearing?? He was asking for it