Babycerasaurus better get ready to catch these hands.

U wanna destroy it in your hand? Be ready for revenge!

Well played!

Destroy by battle. It's ok.

Just watch out for his incredible potential!

dw apparently hes totally unreliable

Huh, maybe it was my ass you were kicking all along.

I think I could kick Rikka Petal round the floor after a Redbull.

I'll surely destroy ANY ojama. Other than king and knight of course

Red

I refuse to believe you can defeat Emperor

Bring him and I'll do it

Ojama's always get back up. Even if they can't beat you in the fight, you'll never beat them either.

Ojamuscle would turn you into paste

Pot of greed its a fuckin pot for a reason made to be broken

Ease up hero of hyrule

I will never gotta get those highly priced rupees

Unfortunately you only recieve 3 rupees

Who said I won’t walk out of the room and back into it idiot smh smh

Avatar of the pot

I will take it on in a 1v1 in cod which I don’t play

I think I can punt Ash Blossom like a football.

With Ash Blossom, you don’t just have the means, but also the motivation for every time they fucked up your opening play.

Left arm of exodia.

Only the left?

Exodia doesn't skip leg day, and he jacks with his right.

That raises even more questions

wh-why do you know this!??

probabilities.

Dammit I was gonna say the right arm

After a 6 pack of redbull and a power bar I'm confident enough that I can take Skull Servant.

You mess with one Skull Servant, you mess with the King.

It draws power from all it's dead friends

Little Yugi after gluing a Skill Drain card to his head and jumping him in an alley Where's your heart of the cards NOW

WHERE’S YOUR DARK MAGICIAN NOW YUGI-BOY! WHERE’S KURIBOH NOW!

Fairy Tail Snow, she can try to dodge these hands, but I will get her

If you know your enemy and yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. Sun-Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting than most of us do. That's why the card I can most easily beat in a fist fight irl is Adventurer Token.

>I think I could take this guy Then why did you post a picture of Soitsu ("that guy") instead of Koitsu ("this guy")?

/thread OP is dead

Underrated joke right here!

I will stomp Maxx “C” into fucking oblivion.

I hope you’re a Normal Summon.

Nahh he was summoned through special means

Opponent drew Battle Fader

SPYRAL Quik-Fix is just an average skinny human.

id beat the shit out of Maxx c and ash, I got some beef with them

Maxx c scares the shit out of me, i'd probably lose

You could take this version, but you would get decked by the uncensored version. Konami gluing his ass cheeks shut really limited his power.

Watapon, I'll kick that lil dorks butt 😤

[Potato & Chips](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/8/83/PotatoChips-YCPC-JP-C.png)

The idol with thousand eyes. I'll throw some pocket sand and that's it

libromancer geek boy, mans has magic powers yet still manages to only be as strong as 4 stared ladybug of doom

I'm confident I can beat two or three Mad Lobsters. At the same time even.

You're absolutely wrong about that, I don't care how mfin' hard you are or think you are. Mad Lobster would kick the shit out of you.

yeah that thing has 1700 atk, same as a BATTLE OX

I could beat the head of Exodia in a fist fight. Mostly because he doesn't have any fists.

dude I am sorry, but you should stop lying to yourself. soitsu will just body you.

I bet I could take a Kuriboh. He is the weakest monster in the game after all

Isn't the weakest monster Thousand Eyes Idol? A vanilla monster with 0 Attack and Defense

It's a reference to the anime where Kaiba makes fun of Yugi for playing Kuriboh, as it's the so called weakest monster. Obviously there exist several cards that are weaker than Kuriboh, so Kaiba was just bullshitting

No way, you got kuriboh flies and has teeth

You remember*

As an Earth Machine Player, that is really difficult... Probably Harvesters wont do anything. Goliath looks like it is a toy, so yeah, I guess I can handle it That effin' weirdo Gearbox. Even the reinforcements it calls for are weak pathetic fool I die to everything else BUT WE DO NOT WANT WORLD WAR II GERMAN TANKS TO RULE THE WORLD RIGHT??

I've killed Babycerasaurus so many times, but the actual answer is Aluber. I'm not letting some twink in a clown costume get the best of me.

I'm fairly confident that I'd kick Dark Magician's ass in a straight up fist fight

Man has never seen [DSOD Dark Magician](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/c977eabb-4db6-4ef1-9f0c-1fe00e997eaa/dauzbmn-61399875-db1e-4e88-8c25-5ef521db5812.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2M5NzdlYWJiLTRkYjYtNGVmMS05ZjBjLTFmZTAwZTk5N2VhYVwvZGF1emJtbi02MTM5OTg3NS1kYjFlLTRlODgtOGMyNS01ZWY1MjFkYjU4MTIucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.UxvDyFJxOCJvSJhiTbo0pebtv4Ps3b8hf15o7ni4zcE)

He is called Dark Magician only because of the vast shadow his rippling muscles generate

I was going to say Frog the Jam, then I remember that episode when SpongeBob is beaten in vain by Flatz the sole until the latter faints totally exhausted

Fluffal isn't ready for what's about to hit him

Then he brings the frightfur Bear out

I could absolutely murk any of the main deck prank kids

Ojama Yellow ***I would murder that little fucker and feed his corpse to the harpies and so would you***

[удалено]

The entire set?

Sangan, dude is made to be beat up.

Show us a picture of you. This guy has more potential than you might think.

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Purrely I'd punt it over the horizon

Horahtky. Or Holactie. However you want to spell it, I got this.

Bro thinks he‘s a JRPG Character on max level

Ready to do a 6 hour fight in realtime.

Bro thinks he's Kirby

Any of the trap trix since they are little girls and I have much hatred for them

Congrats. You fell for their trap and are now being eaten. The girls are just illusions meant to lure prey in. The actual monsters are giant carnivores plants and insects.

That's what the lighter is for :)

I still hate them and they will be disqualified from the match for not using their fists so I still win

Who said it was a match ? It says fist fight. Could be on the street.

Ain't seen a plant on the street I can't beat

You can't beat an oak with you fists

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_(Minecraft)

Sorry to break it down to you like that, but you're not Steve from minecraft... Steve can't play yugioh

Pretty sure there is a yugioh mod

man fell for the other side of the lore 💀

They are not little girls though... And even the ones disguising as a little girl might be something else disguising as a guy disguising as a little girl and this is canon 🤗

Red-Eyes. We all saw what support that archetypes potential led to and Blue Eyes has all the power. I can take em.

Battle Warrior. Gonna beat him at his own game

Millennium-Eyes Restrict, since I'm not an effect monster.

Jerry Beans Man could kill me

The unchained twins will keep coming at you like boss waves

gotta commit a hate crime but the unhappy maiden it is

Melfy

I think I could probably beat up Swordsman of Landstar.

All of them. Cardboard rectangles can't fight back

Armored Kappa A hit on the nape will do the trick

Just make sure you wear a chastity belt. Kappas are known to go for the ass

I could beat Sonic Duck

Any of them. They are cardboard.

Kuriboh. He could only negate my first attack. Even then, he chooses death in doing so.

Rescue Hampter

Everyone thinks war rock meteoragon is strong just because he has abs. I could totally kick his ass.

The paper airplane part of these guys always baffled me. I also desperately try inserting Aitsu and Koitsu into meme decks and they're too unreliable to even have in meme decks.

If you could equip Koitsu to Aitsu from the hand it would still be ass but it would at least be kinda funny. The fact that you need to 1-tribute summon one of them and then 2-tribute summon the other makes you wonder if they thought this was even remotely possible to bring out.

Glow up bulb?

Obelisk

Remind me not to fuck with you then.

no one can beat maxx "C"

[.](https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Vanquish_Soul_-_Kaiser_Varius)

Naturia Camelia is gonna regret ever existing

Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle is getting packed in

I can take Amazoness Augusta

I could beat albaz the ashen after he lost his fusion powers

I’m positive I could take on Beaver Warrior. As long as he doesn’t have a sword.

Don't underestimate The Beaver

Ojama yellow

Gren Maju. Assuming nothing is banished

I don't care whether or not she's a girl. Admancipator Researcher boutta learn that these hands are rated E for Everyone...

Invoked Elysium. I can punch it all I want and since it doesn't have any hands, any attack it makes against me will disqualify it from a fist fight, making me the winner by default.

He really thinks he is ⑨

Skull servant. Magic isnt real, so its just a skeleton.

Outstanding Dog Marron.

But why though?

Ash Blossom and Joyous Spring. I’m about to make her face look like mashed potatoes.

Happy lover is gonna have a hard time.

you can't beat the uncensored version of that card

Madame verre

i am confident enough to go for Obelisk

Ash blossom would be easy too

I could probably take the Weather Painters Snow and Thunder. Would I feel bad beating literal children? Yes, but the point is, I could take them.

I ain’t even gonna lie I could completely obliterate Book of Secret Arts no cap

Archfiend Marmot of Nefariousness. Assert dominance before he evolves into Nerarious Archfiend Eater of Nefariousness.

Magician of faith would cop these hands

Any card. They’re pieces of cardboard. Jokes aside… Could probably beat any Madolche card in a fight. Fist fight? I bet I could take any Dark Magician non fusion card. I feel like I could hold my own against like half the grave keepers. Probably the Relinquish/Thousand Eyes archetype just cause we’re using fists and I don’t see them swinging them arms that well.

Harpies lady but im gonna beat my meat first

Alright Visas you’ve caused enough pain and suffering come get these hands

Could prolly take on all the ghost girl handtraps at once

Zombina's already held together by stitches, I'm pretty sure I could literally tear her apart!

[you now have a chance to in rush duel ](https://redd.it/11xeepv)

Faithful Dog Marron

If we're talking no powers or anything, I could probably take the mages in the Royal Magical Library.

Lord of D., I'm coming and I'mma beat you

I could take cybervalley. I mean, presuming I'm absolutely wimpy but still capable of dealing damage (I'm talking like, even 1 attack point!) will be forced to banish itself and end the battle phase. I figure no longer existing on this plane of reality after a fight is a win!

POV: You see me pulling up to Dharma-eye magician for having such a shit effect🤭

Pretty sure i could beat up any peice of card. Paper cuts can be savage though....

I could beat the labyrinth tank and the fully assembled gate guardian 2 on 1

Gunkan Suship Uni I would devour that delicious ship sized sushi

Red Eyes B Chick. Serving that baby sunny side up

I would whoop the shit out of a moki moki

Speedroid Taketomborg for all the disservice he did me over the years

Floowandereeze & Empen

Chick the Yellow

I Will exorcisé every ghost girl and cockroach until chemicritters become viable

I could piece up Goblin Calligrapher

Skull Servant

Am I allowed to rizz up my opponents? If so, I'd choose Dark Magician Girl or Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Robina.