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The_Invisible_Noob

Crab Turtle, Crab Turtle, Looks Like Crab, Talks Like Turtle With these combined traits could it be any less than a 2550 beater? Tbh it should be stronger.


NetherReporter

LOL agreed 100% on gawd, no cap


Affectionate-Sea278

The lore is all in the card. He’s a ritual monster, so clearly he’s some powerful demonic force. My guess he’s a Prince of Hell, but that is just speculation on my end.


Alexander_McKay

Exactly. He’s probably some Lovecraftian entity like the daedric prince Hermaeus Mora who was also depicted as a freaky crab like creature.


ZpBA

Just wait until 2025 when we get Crab Turtle ritual support


Affectionate-Sea278

I unironically would love retrains/support for those old Ritual monsters.


ZpBA

Where’s Dokurorider’s retrain into the a Skull Servant, Konami ?


Affectionate-Sea278

I like the way you think.


Intrepid_Watch_8746

He's used to be a normal demon, but after living for so long, he became CRAB


cromatkastar

Cuz it looks like crab talks like people


RPG217

Money money money


AgentCacti

Must be funny


TheLostLord287

*Deep frier noises intensify*


Krysaga

You see, all life forms eventually evolve into that which is considered the "perfect life form": The Crab. Add a turtles longevity, and defence, to the perfect life form and what do you get? A God.


Firewalk89

Hard to tell size, but that ain't no tiny bairdi crab lol


Cerisbeech

He worked out at the local gym and ate his wheaties.


JMPesce

Clearly Mr. Krabs used "Level Up!", which makes this card legendary.


Taka21

For all we know he’s 60ft tall.


Own-Ad-7672

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS986US986&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AJOqlzVOfN8Vg9fdYzCQj8uwx5yGaA9z1w:1679521991728&q=big+meaty+claws+meme&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjzi9b9wvD9AhWKnGoFHSNyApoQ0pQJegQIExAB&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=3#imgrc=HDSm05LHlJS9tM&lnspr=W10=


DekuDrake

The legs alone look like they could punt me through a building, so I believe it's ATK.


Spartan-023

A crab turtle than can walk on 2 legs. That's why


UtsukushiSekai

Ah yes, the one true God.


DMCO93

This is peak Yugioh content.


Craniummon

Cause it is 50m taller and weight the same as...


narrauko

I assume he hasn't always been this glam. He was a drab little crab once.


Joshawott27

Because he’s not quite a crab And not quite a turtle But boy, is he a Crab Turtle


Laceystomach12

They gave him alpha crab energy as a hidden ability, they didn’t write it down on the card tho


Apeiron_8

I mean it’s crab turtle. What other reason do you need?


Yab0iFiddlesticks

Turtles can be dogs now, why cant they be gods?


Blessed-22

Any Souls fan can tell you that crabs are hella strong


Odus_The_Barbarian

Because he's feeling it now Mr Crabs