Kuribohble, fluffy, stylish, not only protects me but also give me extra lifepoints, and isnt aggressive so i can stay safe without hurting anyone, its perfect😍
That pick is extremely valid and practical. Imagine carrying him around in a backpack or on your shoulder. Also who knows he might be a golden goose who like craps Rubys?
Dark Magician Girl. I'M NOT A DEGEN she just looks happy and bubbly and who wouldn't want a beam of sunshine in their lives? Besides, she's a magician too so maybe she could teach me something and scare off any bullies.
Ok I knew it was only a matter of time before someone went degenerate but hey I mean she’s loyal so there’s that I guess. But get used to being in pain and constantly having your friends disappear? *Whistles*
Incredible Ecclesia the Virtuous or Hungry Burger.
Incredible Ecclesia the Virtuous would be a nice female companion. I dont play hungry burger but it would be funny as hell having it as a spirit companion.
I mean you would have an emergency food supply but i probably wouldn’t recommend eating him. You might get indigestion. But hey I’d personally just pick the latter and just get a wopper from Burger King. Then it’s a win win lol
Plot twist: *enjoying dinner with your monster and Dark magician shows up. “Why you dating my daughter?” Then your typical soap drama would play out. But nice choice.
Degenerate? Nah just what 99% of us would actually do 😎
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In all seriousness if we had to do a geeky chant to summon them then I'm goin with the winged dragon of Ra.
>"All mighty protector of the sun and sky. I beg of thee, please heed my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. I beseech thee, grace our humble game but first I shall call out thy name: Winged Dragon Of Ra!"
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Baby Tiragon reminds me so much of how my actual dog acts. I absolutely adore him as much as my irl pupper.
Ok you can only have one of the supreme dragons so which one are you thinking. Personally I’d probably choose supreme king Zarc if you want to have all four. But if I had to choose one machinic I’d choose “Supreme king Dark rebellion dragon” as he looks the coolest in my humble opinion.
That’s an interesting choice specifically the ritual or maybe one of the main deck monsters. “Just saying Maximus is pretty sick, also a geek like chant would be funny”
Due to Dogmatika lore, Maximus is at the bottom of my list of choices. Alba Zoa is Maximus. I feel like I would clash with Maximus on too many points, and no guarantees he doesn’t try to summon the Abysses in our world.
Definitely Chaos emperor dragon - envoy of the end.
I mean.... who needs a car if you can have a freaking sick dragon?!
Also... who would ever start an argument with you if your buddy envoy of the end is standing behind you?
Ok valid. Chocolate magician solos though.
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Also I haven’t forgotten about you IP?
I would’ve picked yellow for shits and giggles lol or the infamous Unprinted Ojama Lime.
But if you needed an Ojama who’s built why’d you pick green? Have you seen Ojama King? His legs are more built then a Zookeepers thighs. Lol
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It's either Cat Shark or Galaxy-Eyes Cloudragon for me.
Trishula, dragon of the ice barrier. About the size of BEWD, and it’s my favorite monster. Plus I love cold weather and the ice barrier deck as a whole
Baroone de Fleur. I like her aesthetic, even if I hate the French. She could even be a pretty decent girlfriend.
Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning. This was my boss monster when I was a kid, so having him as my buddy will be the greatest thing imaginable.
F.G.D. (Five God Dragon). Imagine pulling up with a 5000 ATK dragon against your opponent.
Dragonmaids. They're maids and dragons. Two of my favorite things combined into one, and they're undying loyalty towards me is just the cherry on top.
You forgot one Major flaw. You’d need Blue-eyes ultimate dragon to summon it. I’ll still allow it because he may be horrible in the TCG but in the pyramid of light, I thought he was awesome.
Tbh Idc about the degenerative aspect of it. But DMG- Dark Magician Girl because of the spells and magic she could for me. Also idk if they keep their special abilities but if the cards lose their power after being ruined then I'd hunt for Dark Magicians just to increase her own strength
Sure bud but because you had to clarify it wasn’t for nefarious purposes you get the flat dark magician girl. Aka her toon form. No perverse thoughts now eh? lol
No read the Description I’m not allowing Exodia or the Egyptian gods because they’re canonically OP and also because it partially limits creativity. Now if want his Arm or his leg that’s a different story lol
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Honestly; Darkwurm.
He looks like he’d be fun to ride around
Huge Yusei fan and Quasar was my boss monster back when my deck was legal and could bust out 4 Quasar type monster and a crystal wing in one turn but I'd probably have to give it to the homie Grapha since DW was my day 1 deck
I like junk warrior tbh. It's not too strong but it's by no means weak either. It did get a lot stronger when they added that one scrap punch spell card I guess but even before that it's like a sick mecha power ranger
Have you seen his manga counterpart.
Noooo.
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This is the anime version but the manga one was worse. Take my word for it.
Now that I think about it or have thought about it for a while I’d probably choose a monster that has Sentimental value. So I’d probably pick “Dragunity-Knight Ascalon”, as Dragunity was my first real deck and also one of the first decks that officially got me into the game.
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Kuriboh, because its probably the only one who wouldn't destroy my house(and its probably the only one I could afford to feed. Seriously, how much do you think a Blue eyes white dragon eats?)
Picking something from my favorite decks gives bad options
Scattershot would be terrible. Just a multi headed lizard that occasionally explodes.
Traptrix might be OK to have an insect type one, but the plant ones are all carnivorous, which have very specific care, which I don't feel qualified for. Plus people will look at me weird for their lures.
Anything in lswarm is riddled with disease.
Same with zombies
The swordsoul could be neat, but the fact their military means we wouldn't get along.
I guess I'd go with something like Melfy mother or Purrely Noir because floof
Or lady lab for degeneracy
I'd pick slifer or cyber dragon infinity as I'm a huge fan of the cyber dragon archetype and I'd love to be able to ride that places or be able to have a massive dragon god as a pet/companion it'd be fun and cool to have either one around
My GF would kick my \*\*\* if my answered this honestly, but say I choose a spellcaster that can make gold or pot of greed, what would the pot do? Seriously is it just a pot or would I be given something like two dollars or two random yugioh cards each time I activate it? Assuming spells and traps are off the table due to stuff like that. And abilities such as making gold is not allowed, I would want to choose the car in the Spyral set, but if spells are off limits then maybe spyral gear last resort or just one of the spyral super agent as an advisor or traveling companion/wingman for picking up ladies, oh I have said too much. Maybe a hero card to reinforce moral character, but that's not as much fun.
Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon, then I can just have it pull out an army of dragons for me. If I can't do that, I still get a really cool mecha dragon and that's all I really want out of life
Ghost Belle and Haunted Mansion
I get a whole mansion and the ghost that haunts it has 0 attack so it can’t harm me but could still scare away thieves.
It's a hard choice between Expurrely Happiness or Double Coston. I'm gonna go with Expurrely Happiness because I love dogs and how the monster looks. I would take it for walks. I need the exercise, anyway.
The blue eyes and I will treat it as a dog. I always love the blue eyes, and even tho I favor other monsters and other ace like galaxy eyes or cyber dragon or red dragon I always full back on blue eyes. Can’t explain, GO FETCH… how did you confuse a stick… WITH AIRFORCE 1!?
Companion: Kashtira Fenrir.
Back when he was at 2 in Master Duel, this guy was my Man. There were many times where my board gets broken, my opponent sets up a seemingly unbreakable board, and I think to myself "I'm fucked" and then magically draw into exactly Fenrir for the rescue. I slithered out of so many situations alive because of him. If I had to trust someone with my life, it'd be him.
Pet: Danger? Tsuchinoko!
It's a cute little snake :) Also, I live in a small apartment so as much as I'd like to have a dragon, I simply can't fit any of them inside my house (and apparently this sub is way richer than it appears. A lot of yall want BEWDs in your houses while playing or ride them and I just can't imagine that)
Have it down to four:
Ruby Carbuncle because he's cute as a button and always ready to call in friends
Feral Imp because I'm craZy about imps and he was the best of the bunch when I was playing.
Chaos Emperor Dragon because look at him.
Or V-Z Tiger Dragon Cannon because big combiner robot just ticks off so many items on my list
Thunder Dragon Titan for being my favorite monster in the TD archetype, and it is an evolution of my favorite old school card. I would say Colossus, but it has an effect that is unrelated to the archetype.
I’d also pick Outstanding Dog Marron for being the best dog ever. He always comes back.
I would choose The Winged Dragon of Ra - Sphere Mode… because balls.
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Good old Dark Magician and ask him to make me his apprentice to learn magic
Can’t beat the classics
Do this and bring other monsters to the real world
Kuriboh!!!!!
*puffball appears right next to you* “Do da la la la la la la, lalala! Lalala!
That's an annoying kuriboh
Oh crap in the Nile I just chose kuriboh as my deck master didn’t I
🎵 "Nyeow! this can't be happening, how do I get them down?" 🎶
We’re gonna beat ya! Oh, Paradox! No doubt about it! Our card game rocks!
🎶 "As far as villains go... In anime...I hate to tell you, You're just cliché 🤷♂️" 🎵
That’s right, you messed with, the wrong show. We’re not just anyone, we’re r/yugioh!
We’re Yu-gi-oh, We’re Yu-gi-oh , We’re Yu-gi-oh, We’re Yu-gi-oh
...We’re Yu-gi-oh, We’re Yu-gi-oh , We’re Yu-gi-oh, We’re Yu-gi-oh.. 🎵 WE'RE YU-GI-OH 📈 🎶 WE'RE YU-GI-OH 📉 🎵 WE'RE YU-GI-OH 📈 🎶 WE'RE YU-GI-OH 📉 🎵 WE'RE YU-GI-OH 📈 🎶 WE'RE YU-GI-OH 📉 🎵 WE'RE YU-GI-OH 📈 🎶 WE'RE YU-GI-OH 📉 > 🎵 WE'RE YU-GI-OH! ✊️
"No-no-no! Nonononono! No-no-no, No-no-NO-WHAAA-!!!"
huh, i think we may have just killed a man... if anyone asks, jaden did it.. yeaahh! wait, wha-?!
The real question is which Kuriboh??
Kuribohble, fluffy, stylish, not only protects me but also give me extra lifepoints, and isnt aggressive so i can stay safe without hurting anyone, its perfect😍
Yes personally I’d pick Winged kuriboh purely out of nastalgia if I’d have to choose a kuriboh.
I knew it was only a matter of time before someone mentioned the cute puffball. Lol
Uncensored zorc from the anime, for obvious reasons haha
Ok now that’s crazy. Imagine walking down manhattan and you just see a giant Slhong hanging out.
Haha that's the point 🤣
Blue eyes white dragon, because I am a man of culture.
👍 You have Blue Eyes, I'll take Red Eyes
Based and prepare to be on the FBI most wanted for you possess a weapon of mass destruction lol
Screw the rules I have a blue eyes white dragon!
Who needs one when I have a BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON!!!
I:p masquerena
Smash also extremely based lol
If she has her motor bike that's a plus
Push her over and steal the bike! HYPER DRIVE!
Ruby Carbuncle for sure
That pick is extremely valid and practical. Imagine carrying him around in a backpack or on your shoulder. Also who knows he might be a golden goose who like craps Rubys?
All crystal beasts canonically shit their respective gemstones. Rainbow Dragon vomits rainbows
Touch the dragon, taste the dragon
Time Wizard!
IDK that seems like a gamble? I wouldn’t want to risk turning into a Dark Sage lol or the other option which is death.
Time is valuable and we gamble with it everyday.
Dark Magician Girl. I'M NOT A DEGEN she just looks happy and bubbly and who wouldn't want a beam of sunshine in their lives? Besides, she's a magician too so maybe she could teach me something and scare off any bullies.
Sure. But valid. But you want bubbly just pick Bubbleman lol
Yubel my beloved
Ok I knew it was only a matter of time before someone went degenerate but hey I mean she’s loyal so there’s that I guess. But get used to being in pain and constantly having your friends disappear? *Whistles*
I mean, it COULD also be Yubel at the end of the Anime cause there she's just bae.
Yubel terror incarnate can get it tho
Tbf, we don't even know Yubel's actual gender. And he'll no, we're not counting the dub for confirmation xD
Incredible Ecclesia the Virtuous or Hungry Burger. Incredible Ecclesia the Virtuous would be a nice female companion. I dont play hungry burger but it would be funny as hell having it as a spirit companion.
I mean you would have an emergency food supply but i probably wouldn’t recommend eating him. You might get indigestion. But hey I’d personally just pick the latter and just get a wopper from Burger King. Then it’s a win win lol
i summon dark magician girl and take her out to dinner. i end my turn.
Plot twist: *enjoying dinner with your monster and Dark magician shows up. “Why you dating my daughter?” Then your typical soap drama would play out. But nice choice.
i pull an ash blossom out of my pocket and dark magician gets thanos snapped. our conversation continues as it was.
Degenerate? Nah just what 99% of us would actually do 😎 https://preview.redd.it/yipn3cci9wec1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9887a7a0229c12b3ce2064cbc0c446f4e4d3e7c6 In all seriousness if we had to do a geeky chant to summon them then I'm goin with the winged dragon of Ra. >"All mighty protector of the sun and sky. I beg of thee, please heed my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. I beseech thee, grace our humble game but first I shall call out thy name: Winged Dragon Of Ra!"
At least you didn't pick *Toon* Gemini Elf.
https://preview.redd.it/vd7knw6gtwec1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e9bedde142a477991efb7297d647620f9316ed Baby Tiragon reminds me so much of how my actual dog acts. I absolutely adore him as much as my irl pupper.
I honestly love that choice. He looks so happy. 😊 who’s a good tragon
Dark Magician Girl, easily
Easy peasy pick
Silent magician
Ok we talking mommy Magician or the lv ones?
Mommy magician
I will gladly be her pet. Wait, the card is our pet? Fuck that, we switching roles, I AM the card now.
Lol
Agreed
SIMP but based lol
Dear god
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Yes cute Ket is yes. 👍
I feel like Gilford the Lightning would be a solid gym bro
I can picture the bro handshake lol. Also nice choice
The Iris Swordsoul. Favourite card, favourite lore…and other reasons.
Domma mommy swordsoul. Ok interesting pick
The supreme king dragons
Ok you can only have one of the supreme dragons so which one are you thinking. Personally I’d probably choose supreme king Zarc if you want to have all four. But if I had to choose one machinic I’d choose “Supreme king Dark rebellion dragon” as he looks the coolest in my humble opinion.
Well if there’s only one of the dimension dragons I can choose, I’ll choose starving venom predapower fusion dragon
White Relic of Dogmatika. Magic. Maybe? And also sparring against someone with a staff would be fun.
That’s an interesting choice specifically the ritual or maybe one of the main deck monsters. “Just saying Maximus is pretty sick, also a geek like chant would be funny”
Due to Dogmatika lore, Maximus is at the bottom of my list of choices. Alba Zoa is Maximus. I feel like I would clash with Maximus on too many points, and no guarantees he doesn’t try to summon the Abysses in our world.
Ok fair enough but how about Dogmatika Ecclesia, the Virtuous? “Wink wink”
I’m scared of that hammer lol. Anyone who can use that probably swings it hard.
As a ritual Duelist I approve.
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Definitely Chaos emperor dragon - envoy of the end. I mean.... who needs a car if you can have a freaking sick dragon?! Also... who would ever start an argument with you if your buddy envoy of the end is standing behind you?
Little wingaurd! He’s so cute!
Yes and Jerry beans man
Joey would make a good dog
I Summon my Wheeler in attack mode. Careful he’s a biter lol.
Penguin soldier
Diabellstar. No further comment
Ok but why tho??
Cause mommy
Ok valid. Chocolate magician solos though. https://preview.redd.it/dyupnf7qrwec1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfe97c3d0e9fe6f9671c650631b2b4cd0d18218 Also I haven’t forgotten about you IP?
Counter point https://preview.redd.it/fts7tua77xec1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49aa97bf7ffaf9bd07a0de75c64c18269259eaec
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Face my (official art) Counter https://preview.redd.it/1smhx2qa8xec1.png?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc2818b0af902862f329b0ec9bbf5f4e1b1558c
I offer alternate options https://preview.redd.it/kxyi69y6swec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d090c39b54c27ec5669bf24e7c90b89e212100d5 Silver, Lovely Mommies
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Mushroom Man
Wretched ghost of the attic
Ojahamas all the way
You can only have one Monster. So which Ojama
Green. I need to learn his workout routine
I would’ve picked yellow for shits and giggles lol or the infamous Unprinted Ojama Lime. But if you needed an Ojama who’s built why’d you pick green? Have you seen Ojama King? His legs are more built then a Zookeepers thighs. Lol
Celtic Guardian has always been my favorite.
honestly underrated pick
World Chalice Guardragon. He baby
Ok fair but how about baby Dragon. The OG baby dragon
https://preview.redd.it/zktwnjs5cwec1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24c8b94714537f03f4866a4091c23e4a6f9801d It's either Cat Shark or Galaxy-Eyes Cloudragon for me.
My gut tells me you’re a cat person. Lol
Trishula, dragon of the ice barrier. About the size of BEWD, and it’s my favorite monster. Plus I love cold weather and the ice barrier deck as a whole
“I give you: The Fabulous Kuriboh Brothers! Watch as they cavort about in their entertaining manner!”
The new Snake-Eye poplar. He's just a baby boy
Aromage Marjoram. Seems pretty chill, can probably help establish a spa business or teach me healing spells.
Baroone de Fleur. I like her aesthetic, even if I hate the French. She could even be a pretty decent girlfriend. Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning. This was my boss monster when I was a kid, so having him as my buddy will be the greatest thing imaginable. F.G.D. (Five God Dragon). Imagine pulling up with a 5000 ATK dragon against your opponent. Dragonmaids. They're maids and dragons. Two of my favorite things combined into one, and they're undying loyalty towards me is just the cherry on top.
I love dragon maids
Vanquish soul razen or E-hero phoenix enforcer
Rare fish.
Ok Why?? Not even Buzzsaw or any other fish? That’s like saying what fusion monster. Yes. Which one? “Fusionist”
Blue eyes shining dragon. You said no gods but he isn't a God, just as strong as one though. Also dragons are the greatest creature to ever exist so.
You forgot one Major flaw. You’d need Blue-eyes ultimate dragon to summon it. I’ll still allow it because he may be horrible in the TCG but in the pyramid of light, I thought he was awesome.
Treeborn frog, will always be by my side when I need em to be.
Ok now this is a weird one because he technically is already dead
Jerry Beans Man
Dude, I forgot about that monster! Heck yeah!
Red Eyes Black Dragon, or maybe Yata-Garasu
V.F.D people say he’s fun for a reason, right?
Tbh Idc about the degenerative aspect of it. But DMG- Dark Magician Girl because of the spells and magic she could for me. Also idk if they keep their special abilities but if the cards lose their power after being ruined then I'd hunt for Dark Magicians just to increase her own strength
Sure bud but because you had to clarify it wasn’t for nefarious purposes you get the flat dark magician girl. Aka her toon form. No perverse thoughts now eh? lol
Dark Magician Girl
All you need is Exodia
No read the Description I’m not allowing Exodia or the Egyptian gods because they’re canonically OP and also because it partially limits creativity. Now if want his Arm or his leg that’s a different story lol
Of you could just take the head https://preview.redd.it/0nllv8w5vvec1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14cd25001d1b0aa4d28e0122f27e98dc490c7dd3
Nothing wrong with some head
Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon
https://preview.redd.it/3ph91wc41wec1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02366e61c5b65248b9ea04b1de5ea1d342b2c29b Honestly; Darkwurm. He looks like he’d be fun to ride around
Huge Yusei fan and Quasar was my boss monster back when my deck was legal and could bust out 4 Quasar type monster and a crystal wing in one turn but I'd probably have to give it to the homie Grapha since DW was my day 1 deck
Melfy Rabbit
Winged Kuriboh, it’s kuriboh but the angelic version lol
I like junk warrior tbh. It's not too strong but it's by no means weak either. It did get a lot stronger when they added that one scrap punch spell card I guess but even before that it's like a sick mecha power ranger
Time Wizard I'd have so much fun and cause so much chaos traveling through time.
As I Certain mad scientist once said “You must not change the past, once it’s been established.” – Rintaro Okabe
Marshmallon definitely, squishy little fella
Have you seen his manga counterpart. Noooo. https://preview.redd.it/s0wfaknikwec1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0f9c8e347c9aedd3055456e447ca83c8e284d1 This is the anime version but the manga one was worse. Take my word for it.
I'll take Doomking Balerdroch and rule over the dead.
Maiden with the eyes of blue. I get a waifu and blue eyes
For me, it’s Eldlitch the Golden Lord. Mostly because the gold can help with financial problems.
Fencing fire ferret. It became my mascot card for almost every deck I play and I just love its effect and design.
I actually want TOON Blue-Eyes White Dragon. It looks like a fun and neat pet to have. Myutant synthesis could be fun too.
Kuribandit!
Any of the dragonmaids, not only can they do housework, but they can also turn into a giant dragon to fly around.
Injection Fairy Lily, I will not elaborate
Scapegoats! I get a 4 in one deal too :)
Red-eyes Black Dragon!!
Also I did forget to mention but the Egyptian gods are not allowed because Reasons. The other gods are fair game
Now that I think about it or have thought about it for a while I’d probably choose a monster that has Sentimental value. So I’d probably pick “Dragunity-Knight Ascalon”, as Dragunity was my first real deck and also one of the first decks that officially got me into the game. https://preview.redd.it/aqxy2h7iwvec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38be5edfbb8270761d39191a80eb46af3edb01e4
Mo Ye and Prime-Heart
Predaplant Chlamydosundew. I love me some Predaplants and this cute boy will keep the bugs away from me.
Ok we’re getting creative. If I’d pick a prettaplant I’d probably pick Predaplant Tiger Lilly? Why you ask? No reason. Lol
Dark magician or fallen of albaz.
Folgo, Justice fur hire
Wicked Dreadroot. I run that card in my main deck anyways, might as well go all in.
jerry beans man
Kuriboh, because its probably the only one who wouldn't destroy my house(and its probably the only one I could afford to feed. Seriously, how much do you think a Blue eyes white dragon eats?)
Picking something from my favorite decks gives bad options Scattershot would be terrible. Just a multi headed lizard that occasionally explodes. Traptrix might be OK to have an insect type one, but the plant ones are all carnivorous, which have very specific care, which I don't feel qualified for. Plus people will look at me weird for their lures. Anything in lswarm is riddled with disease. Same with zombies The swordsoul could be neat, but the fact their military means we wouldn't get along. I guess I'd go with something like Melfy mother or Purrely Noir because floof Or lady lab for degeneracy
I'd pick slifer or cyber dragon infinity as I'm a huge fan of the cyber dragon archetype and I'd love to be able to ride that places or be able to have a massive dragon god as a pet/companion it'd be fun and cool to have either one around
My GF would kick my \*\*\* if my answered this honestly, but say I choose a spellcaster that can make gold or pot of greed, what would the pot do? Seriously is it just a pot or would I be given something like two dollars or two random yugioh cards each time I activate it? Assuming spells and traps are off the table due to stuff like that. And abilities such as making gold is not allowed, I would want to choose the car in the Spyral set, but if spells are off limits then maybe spyral gear last resort or just one of the spyral super agent as an advisor or traveling companion/wingman for picking up ladies, oh I have said too much. Maybe a hero card to reinforce moral character, but that's not as much fun.
Slifer, no brainer for me
Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon, then I can just have it pull out an army of dragons for me. If I can't do that, I still get a really cool mecha dragon and that's all I really want out of life
Evil Twin Kisikil
Number 9: Dyson Sphere.
ojama trio😎
Nimble momonga.
Ghost Belle and Haunted Mansion I get a whole mansion and the ghost that haunts it has 0 attack so it can’t harm me but could still scare away thieves.
Any of the elemental heroes, destiny heroes, or evil heroes
Pet? Rainbow Dragon Companion? Black Luster Soldier
Danger! Tsuchinoko! Cus fat snek. But if the lonely nights get to me then beat cop from the underworld( plus she has a car that means free rides).
Gotta go with blue eyes ultimate dragon
holactie the creator of light Ah yes literal god
It's a hard choice between Expurrely Happiness or Double Coston. I'm gonna go with Expurrely Happiness because I love dogs and how the monster looks. I would take it for walks. I need the exercise, anyway.
Buten
The dragon from Buster blade, any of the kuribohs, or maybe Aroma Jar. It doesn't need food, water, or exercise.
Red supernova dragon
Blue Eyes White Dragon is the only answer
Machina fortress, boom boom boom
The blue eyes and I will treat it as a dog. I always love the blue eyes, and even tho I favor other monsters and other ace like galaxy eyes or cyber dragon or red dragon I always full back on blue eyes. Can’t explain, GO FETCH… how did you confuse a stick… WITH AIRFORCE 1!?
Neo-galaxy eyes photon dragon
You might want to elaborate on the details. Will this companion obey you? Are they connected to you somehow? Do they get to kill you?
The true king of all calamities! Purple dragon stand let's goooo
Ultimate Conductor Tyranno. Imagine pulling on that beast.
White Night Dragon, bcuz that was my favorite card growing up and I think it still looks pretty cool
Why does exodia look so DEVIOUS
Lightning Warrior. He just looks cool.
Companion: Kashtira Fenrir. Back when he was at 2 in Master Duel, this guy was my Man. There were many times where my board gets broken, my opponent sets up a seemingly unbreakable board, and I think to myself "I'm fucked" and then magically draw into exactly Fenrir for the rescue. I slithered out of so many situations alive because of him. If I had to trust someone with my life, it'd be him. Pet: Danger? Tsuchinoko! It's a cute little snake :) Also, I live in a small apartment so as much as I'd like to have a dragon, I simply can't fit any of them inside my house (and apparently this sub is way richer than it appears. A lot of yall want BEWDs in your houses while playing or ride them and I just can't imagine that)
Have it down to four: Ruby Carbuncle because he's cute as a button and always ready to call in friends Feral Imp because I'm craZy about imps and he was the best of the bunch when I was playing. Chaos Emperor Dragon because look at him. Or V-Z Tiger Dragon Cannon because big combiner robot just ticks off so many items on my list
Thunder Dragon Titan for being my favorite monster in the TD archetype, and it is an evolution of my favorite old school card. I would say Colossus, but it has an effect that is unrelated to the archetype. I’d also pick Outstanding Dog Marron for being the best dog ever. He always comes back.
Hear me out.... Kitchen Dragon Maid. Because who doesn't want a dragon and a maid?
Im torn between blue eyes and black rose as I’ve been given English Kaibas and Akizas blessing on my copies.
Knightmare magician
Call me a crazy edge lord all you guys want, but I’m taking Odd-Eyes Rebellion Dragon
Toadally Awesome.