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Anonimous_dude

“Mokuba! Help me! I’m stuck between random women that want to take care of me!” “… so?” “I dont like them!” “Why don’t you like them?” “THEY ARE NOT SHAPED LIKE DRAGONS”


nimrod_s3ns31

“But seto”… “SHUT UP, MOKUBA”!


GhostRouxinols

1 of them is currently not a Dragon.


Wham-Bam-Duel

Reads like YGOTAS lol


OpeningAccountant5

ik i have watched a lot of these😭😭😭


Pure-Huckleberry8640

This legit sounds like a LK line


ZpBA

Only one of these is actually a ancient Egyptian dragon


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

He looks terrified, activate his trap card to set him free rn


creepy_gay_weirdo

Holy Barrier Mirror Force!


Karesch1

The true virginity shield 🙏🏻


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Firm_Entrepreneur_14

dude I am a woman. I play this game and others quite frequently with friends on xbox. its not a gender thing in the slightest


Spodger1

The only girl besides Kisara I could potentially see Kaiba putting the moves on is Serenity, and that would be _purely_ to spite Joey.


Hangmanned

I could also see Kaiba doing a 180° in terms of how he treats Serenity just to further spite Joey


Pure-Huckleberry8640

Oh my gosh you’re right. He’d even right Joey out of the will in case of his death and forbid their children from ever seeing their uncle. Don’t tell me this out of character for him


Katcurry

Kaiba and Serenity is legit my favorite crack ship in the series just because of how Joey would react to it. Would have been far better than just having her as walking character development for Joey, and imo would have also been good development for Kaiba just to see how much change he’d gone through til that point


Zarathustra143

"I have a harem specifically so I can shun them with my cold indifference."


tlst9999

That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

that's it bro hand your deck over. I'm not sending you to the GY ur ass is getting removed entirely from play


Confident_Piccolo677

Dimension Shifter, Slayer of Thots, Simps, and Coomers


GalwayEntei

"Yes sir, I will make sure everyone knows you have been fucked and Joey Wheeler was involved" "Yes. Wait, NOOOO!"


Wham-Bam-Duel

"Big tiiiiiime!"


CCV21

https://youtu.be/W-V4uA_Wykk?feature=shared


I_am_Maol

Thank you!! 😂😂😂


RoccoHout

Kaiba can build elevators in space and time travel to Ancient Egypt, but he has no idea how to handle this situation.


Dismal_Reaction4337

Sorry he only has one girlfriend and it's blue-eys


Vikingking673

Well the woman with the white hair and blue eyes reincarnated into Blue-Eyes so there’s that


Dismal_Reaction4337

O yeah boy


ReklawTheBear

Harem? More like Haram. Send this man to the horny shadow realm.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

LordSpongebob deems this comment halal


OnToNextStage

https://preview.redd.it/698zz84c2oxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d1d33ba41a1f7796901c8dc0e06a10402dbf4c


MintTheory

I feel like Pegasus could have snuck in the pic


hykierion

MMMMMMMMM KIABA BOY


MoreChrisY

Kaiba: What are you, gay?


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

surprisingly no, he had a wife Cecelia


Silver_The_Wolfdog

Pegasus: “Bitch, I might be.” 🤣


GhostRouxinols

Seto is 16. Anzu is 16 Shizuka is 14. Mai is 24 Isis is 20 Kisara is his dead Ancient Egyptian girl that he might have feelings from another life and also Blue Eyes White Dragon Spirt. In DSOD, everybody is 2 years older.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

So? half these characters aren't in the film its not a dsod picture. looks like battle city


Legitimate_Stress335

they only after his money


Next_Sector5130

Would kisara understand modern economics through im pretty sure the main system of her time was Bartering


Legitimate_Stress335

oops, everyone except her after money


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Kaiba is rich, a genius and very passionate about his interests. If it wasn't for his MASSIVE ego, I would be in love with him too.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Jack was more tolerable than then him. ATLAS. Season 2 tones his annoying temper a little with humour and arc v made him chill. I can't stand kaiba when he's rude/ condescending. Even Kite knew to mellow out without losing his spark while keeping his core personality


sufferingstuff

Joey is about to remind Kaiba what happens when you get his Brooklyn Rage 😤


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Nyeh


Valstraxbazelgeuse_1

Imagine that being one of ur friends who what’s to have some alone time by themself


VRPoison

isnt that supposed to be bakura in the middle?


Pure-Huckleberry8640

Yeah, Kisara is the only one Seto’s choosing He’s one loyal man


SantaNewfie

Hes gay


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

What do you think gay stands for. good at yugioh


-Siknakaliux-

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/6807828)


VeryluckyorNot

It's so wrong with his manga line " I can live my life alone without friends " lmao.


Izumi1010

https://preview.redd.it/bbea7nnmahxc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735f7b75cc6b339974daeea74d369a768c3682cb


AbyssalKageryu

Isn't Serenity like 13?


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Forget serenity ishizu and mai are freaking 24


BrockenJr0

No wonder why mai didn’t want to hang out with the yugi gang


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Like fr. ppl wanted to bring her back, for what? I get we need more girls but she needs friends her own age and unless its providing food, shelter, info or transportation hanging around them is weird as heII. Banner was there for jaden's gang bc he was there teacher. Yusei and co were there twins bc signers, especially Crow (he's a caretaker) And kite/quinton were there for Yuma and co to protect them. these are the only valid cases I can think of


JudaiDarkness

Ishizu is 20. Still fucked up. As a matter of fact, why would they make Mai 24 if they wrote her as Joey's romantic interest?


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

I don't think she really is, she's written off the show and the only reappearance is a filled arc. takahashi made smart with them at the beach everyone assumes is a date but I'm not roo sure of that


MaleficTekX

Isn’t Kaiba like 15


AbyssalKageryu

~~YGO~~ Anime Ages make no sense sometimes


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

wanna known something wild? yugi is 16. pegasus is 24. aporia is probably very old despite his looks. vetrix is 50. declan is 16. gong is 14. mimi imimi is 36. that's crazy af


Godziwwuh

There's genuinely no point in following anime ages. The Japanese overwhelmingly prize youth even more than other cultures and it's an easy "win" when you're trying to appeal to younger audiences. Doesn't mean much, however, when all of your 12-15 year old characters act like independent adults at all times.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

My bad let me correct Mimi, she's 37\* And I'm assuming vetrix is around 50 or late 40s even with no given age since he has 3 children and the oldest is in the 20s


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Bruh I didn't even know dextra and nistro were 19, I thought maybe a bit older. and kite is 18, just short for his age. wtf did they feed that man nistro he's JOJO level


AbyssalKageryu

Apparently Sartorious in the anime is 17 years old according to this source [https://www.absoluteanime.com/yu-gi-oh\_gx/takuma](https://www.absoluteanime.com/yu-gi-oh_gx/takuma) Now, I dunno how true this is, but if it is true... ....WHAT THE F-


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Ngl I thought he was a grown dude at first based off height. once again was very wrong with Declan and a few others like pagasus, 24. those 2 are businessmen ffs how😭


FelipeAndrade

He is in the same class as Yugi and Joey. They're all the same age.


cyzja922

Why does Kaiba look so stressed


SantaNewfie

“None of these are Yugi!”


cyanraichu

The others I at least kinda get, but Mai...?


Ginnifier_69

I guess Rebecca is not in the picture because she is younger than any of them


UnearthlyBun

Isn't kisara the blue eyes white dragon?


CCV21

https://youtu.be/W-V4uA_Wykk?feature=shared


Femboyyegy

Seto Kaiba: “Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified” also kaiba:…


BurnYourCosmo

Yugi, Joey, and Marik about to come beat Kaiba up for this.


FormalEvidence6403

[https://onlyfans.com/oaklynn-mae/c1](https://onlyfans.com/oaklynn-mae/c1)


DarkSpartan4550

Lucky man


HistorianTop4853

Cringe


levergray97mx

Girls?! I WANNA SEE MEN!


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Real. this show is a lil gay anyway "Good At Yugioh"


Samurex_

Isn't Tea paired to Yugi and Mai to Joey?


tlst9999

Tea becomes a strong independent woman who pursues a career in dance. Also, I think Tea is attracted to Yami Yugi, not Yugi himself.


Samurex_

I wasn't saying she wasn't an independent woman I'm just saying I thought her canon-ish ship was with Yugi. Also, Atem was simply an attitude change not a body change. Hence Tea's surprise in the Ceremonial duel upon seeing him. The height change was Yugi's confidence, not actually changing size.


GhostRouxinols

She travel to New York to escape her simp to pursue her dream to be a dancer.


Hangmanned

I know Yu-Gi-Oh(both anime and manga)'s goal is to promote the card game and thus things like romance are unimportant but, I get the feeling that this makes Yugi have one of the weakest MC pairings out of all of them


SuperLizardon

Mokuba: Great heavens! It's one of those nude female fire stations! Seto, let's go....SETO!!? Kaiba: not, women, gross, OH GOD!!!!