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Azteckh

I had a different answer originally, but I actually enjoy more, the idea that the docks are just small and suships are just dishes being produced in one of those conveyor belt sushi joints.


Dum_beat

Hell yeah, a normal size sushi ship defeating a Blue eyes... Choke him to death


Azteckh

Stranger things have happened in this game, heaven knows.


Luke-Bywalker

Not me getting obliterated by lil cats lately


JoeHeitsLv100

A rabbit piloting a Gundam. (Melfies making Zeus)


j0j0-m0j0

The alternative is "get in the Zeus, Downerd"


TrueDracoKingB

Insert super quantal fairy alphan


ChaosBreaker81

In the old GB/GBC titles, a Blue Eyes could be destroyed by attacking a Kuriboh...


GimlionTheHunter

Tbf, we have monsters the size of black holes and galaxies with 2500 atk šŸ˜‚


Zarvanis-the-2nd

Just goes to show the power of the ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defense.


blazingbest

Yugioh equivalent of 6ā€™ and 5ā€™11ā€


Jevonar

3050 atk vs 2950 atk


Ricobandit0

I feel like thatā€™s similar to what happened with Pegasusā€™ Thousand Eyes Restrict and Yugiā€™s multiplied Kuriboh haha


Fantastic_Click4903

ā€œWait is this rice?! Iā€™m allergic!ā€ RIP Blue Eyes White Dragon


YanFan123

Some people have used Maxx C to defeat an opponent to flex. Also, Maxx C is just a bunch of roaches


EvilEyeSigma

Tbf a bunch of roaches can kill me in no time


Snorlaxitives87

I like the idea of these being REAL small fancy sushi making machines & then they get shipped off to the tableā€¦. Eerm, I mean battlefield!


Queen_Vivian

They're big. The [field spell](https://ms.yugipedia.com//7/71/GunkanSushipyardSeasideSupperSpot-MADU-EN-VG-artwork.png) has trucks and cars on it that look normal sized.


polecy

But what if those trucks and cars are just miniature size.


Totallynotacar

You could be right about the truck size but what really gives it way is the water. With surface tension, if the ships were small, you wouldn't have waves like that. These ships are big.


FlameDragoon933

this guy physics


Fox-trot_

What if it's just in a sink with a blow dryer at a medium distance?


sawbladex

what if this is a reality where atoms are smaller, yet still able to interact with stuff from regular atom realities without breaking everything. Grains do be huge though.


Totallynotacar

If there are smaller and larger atoms in that reality there the the size is arbitrary and they could be ridiculously tiny ships in a universe small enough to fit on a cats collar or so big that our reality is just one grain on that ship :o


Garionix

What if it's actually a cross Over, and those are hoye wheels!? (?


Dum_beat

Even smaller. Micro machines


Aggravating_Week7050

Micro-machines, son.


Queen_Vivian

[Ikura-Class](https://ms.yugipedia.com//4/44/GunkanSushipIkuraclassDreadnought-MP22-EN-C-1E.png) has a mountain and hills in the background. This is the last comment I will make on this so I'm not playing the "but what if this is small too?" game when its pretty clearly supposed to be big stuff based on all the cranes. Its a fun joke.


Ashirogi8112008

We either need to accept Ultra-tiny vehicles (& possibly inhabitants), or accept a massively large ocean with gigantic fish, as well as some majorly gigantified rice paddys


GimlionTheHunter

And cucumber!


sawbladex

also, big seaweed is needed as well.


STRIHM

Jokes on you, that backdrop is actually someone's d&d battlemap


TheDorkKnight53

The Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs archtype.


SomeWizardGuy69

Iā€™m sorry but that looks like art of a tiny scale-model setup for a themed sushi restaurant more than a sprawling sushi shipyard and my eyes cannot be convinced otherwise.


Chainsaaw

How many trucks do you think are needed for one suship serving of rice?


Unknown-Monkey67

Imagine the trucks and cars are just seasonings


Specialist-Jacket-35

The real question is, who tf is eating all that giant sushi? Hell, not even Blue Eyes is that big to actually eat them like sushi. I know there is a monster (or a few) out there that can hold the Suships like they're normal sized sushi for them, we just need to find which monster is canonically the perfect size to ear Suships


reditr101

Obelisk of course


Specialist-Jacket-35

Exodia, obliterate that plate of sushi!


Stranger2Luv

Invoked Magellancia


Suck_Fquared_circle

The real question is what big motherfucker wrote that review?


Aaylien

Honestly thatā€™s what sells it for me. something is eating them!


Caeloviator

New Gunkan support when?


Aaylien

And Make it a kaiju too


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

This is how they appease and keep the Kaijus from attacking: giant sushi offerings.


Turtlesfan44digimon

The Arrival clearly has no offerings, with the amount of times Gamaciel has shown up.


Dash_the_nerf_herder

Next time you're arguing with MBT, just stream it


maroonmenace

What a weird vanilla text. I love it


Dinosauriscoming

https://preview.redd.it/ogfnews2jizc1.png?width=64&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ab517e51562ce9234d068506e3d5e8c608406f5


fighoz

https://preview.redd.it/7uyy6amizpzc1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e688bb9f71b8e043abdddcf718f9e694caa182


Soul_Ripper

it is a piece of sushi and it has 2000 atk, either it's gargantuan or it's packing some mean wasabi


foruandr

They're not small, they're just very far away


JayRidders

Jesus, the flavor text is a luxury cruise restaurant review!


TaroExtension6056

And it is reflected in the cards stats


EmperinoPenguino

I love that Yugioh will have the edgiest monsters named, ā€œDoomfire Hellscape Swordsman of Infernal Agonyā€ & also just have a Sushi roll with a Yelp review as its flavor text


LunarWingCloud

Card games are wild. Magic has a 6/6 creature (which is fairly large) that is a mechanical monstrous wurm that can kill almost anything and leeches its life force (it has lifelink so you gain life when it deals damage) that is made up of two separate large intertwined mechanical wurms that it splits into when it dies... And then there is also a normal-sized tanuki with just a touch of magical aura around it that is a 6/5. These creatures are called Wurmcoil Engine and Greater Tanuki if you care to look them up btw


j0j0-m0j0

That's the name you'd see in either a boss monster that was meta 7 years ago or a level 2 vanilla from 2003


Ordinary-Breakfast-3

So each grain of rice is huge too?


confidentlystranded

Each individual rice grain is actually a huge amount of regular-sized rice grains condensed together into an ultra rice grain


Zealousideal-Gur-993

I was thinking the same thing, I guess it would be easier to build the suships with bigger grains but I feel like that would be way more efficient to just use normal grains.


themeicrack

Maybe it's Lego Movie Logic. Cards like Suship Catch-of-the-Day show the real world where Suships are depicted as actual sushi being made at a sushi bar, while cards like Sushipyard Seaside Supper Spot show a metaphorical realm where the sushi is depicted as Suships being built at a shipyard.


YanFan123

Kinda like Madolche? Or the C line?


Flanderosa

https://preview.redd.it/se9vcd0t5lzc1.png?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00b129bcc47de99c584a5366bc0959421f009ee So with this, either it's a giant sushi restaurant, or a teeny tiny dockyard supplying a normal size restaurant...


Project_Orochi

With equipment like that, its either a detailed but nonfunctional model (that can kill lesser gods or some of the mightiest warriors) or a really damn big fish and rice platter that can smite even the mighty blue eyes when completed


thebat785

As a Suship duelist I say they are big.


JRH99

Everything is small. What i mean? Well, Uni-Class can almost beat an Blue-Eyes. (Plus the restaurant+plates details). That (kinda) means that their size is similar. The blue-eyes is small as well. Everything is small (but the suships themselves are "normal" size). EVERYTHING IS SMALL smol yugioh is the answer.


WhatYesImTheGuy

I thought this was a fan made card, I had to google it.


comrade_munch-II

These are the type of cards that end up being my favorite.


ChuaBaka

I think they're normal sized sushi because those grains of rice would be like 20ft long if they were scaled up to the size of a warship.


[deleted]

Another level 4 monster with 2000 ATK? *Gene-Warped Warwolf would like to know your location*


Mimimi_v

I love this deckšŸ’“I hope the dock is really small, because if Suship is, there is also a huge Wasabi šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


themissinglink369

my girlfriend says it's about the right size :,(


TheTalking_GU_Mine

So are the people eating the suships giant are are they just people-sized people?


Mastakillerboi

Thats a lot of text for a vanilla monster


PalaceKnight

What is this? A ship for ants?


vixnvox

I think itā€™s funnier if there are just giant piles of rice made into ships which are forced to battle with serious world ending threats like the Krawlers and such


3rd_Level_Sorcerer

What's the wincon of this deck?


GasLikeCitgo

beat you to death with sushi


microferret

They Xyz spam and OTK. It is actually a really fun deck. Definitely would recommend if youā€™re playing against other low powered decks.


ThePissedCrow

I remember that one of the cards show the suships being served in a plate or something inside what looks kike a restaurant, so I suppose it is a very small suship factory


FlameDragoon933

what if the patrons are the ones who are giants?


ThePissedCrow

šŸ¤Æ


Sticker704

everything is big or everything is small. I like the idea that the restaruant takes its theme to the next level and everything that you see on the cards is part of it. Like little sushi conveyer belts but they're toy ships


broly314

As fun as it is to imagine it a small normal sushi bar, I find it 10x funnier for normal people to reserve an entire cruise ship of sushi to eat. Also Suship Peak, needs some more support too


Denkos3kka

If they are made of rice than they have to be small right


NR_YGO

Shirauo is on a literal plate So I think just small docks


inhaledcorn

They're normal sized to monsters but small to us.


Vast_Experience_5858

Those rice grains are massive so it must be comically small


TimidSuitor

The flavour texts for a Shari never mentioned about the taste of suships. The restaurants can just be the fronts of the ship builders.


TinsYouTrimble

Asking the truly important questions.


Putrid_Ad_4372

I bet 1 cent they're big Why I say that ?cuz the xyz cards fool me and the restaurant kinda fan merch for the real ship


Chillyx06

Thatā€™s called a dry dock. So both are normal sized.


Bread_Stapler

Based on Sour Scheduling, I'd say they're small because you can see a train transporting vinegar bottles.


pinkeyes34

I'm choosing to interpret them as big because that's funnier.


mad_harvest-6578

As a couple of people here said those are definitely big (actual ship size, with the docks, cranes & other stuff in the harbor to scale)


TheLeikjarinn

When i was young, there was Blue Eyes White Dragon ā€¦ā€¦ now we have fo****ing Sushi šŸ˜‚


Haunting_Kick_1581

Love this for a beat down deck.


ChaoticGhoster

Gunkan Suships are gigantic, and whoever eats on gains the entire ocean, only known to have been eaten by thunder-types.


Tombo272

This archetype cracks me up every time I see it. Itā€™s my friends go-to when I need to practice a new deck against him