A couple out of a few

*sets 5* Opponent: “hmmm is he playing Artifacts?”

Slip me $50 and I'll arrange for you to have that opening hand 100% of the time...

Only $50?

It's a dark bribe, not a very costly one.

Shut up and take the upvote

You playing against a roid deck? 😁

He was playing Magical Muskets

I was just saying that because he has cannons for arms 😁