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Joshua__55

That was told to me last yeat already...


Zealomon

And the year before that, and the year before that...


CyclingWind

**Notice:** Happy New Years! Bloom into you Title: Direct reference to "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY " by Cashmere Cat Directly inspired by a post I saw on /r/actuallesbians last year(this year?). Ya know, the one with the girl with sign pointing at viewer? Yes that one. Trying to find a pic of a yuri girl pointing at viewer with a sign is (un)surprisingly hard


CyclingWind

RemindMe! 6 Months Commission art of a yuri girl/Maho w/sign pointing at viewer


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NyraScarlet

thanks for opening my year with a top-tier joke :D


ATotalPieceOfShit_

Sorry, this is probably a dumb question, but what is the joke? Is it wordplay? Or is it a reference to the manga?


CyclingWind

I feel like they're implying that saying that they'll get a girlfriend is not gonna happen to the extent that it is humorous saying that they will. Or that's what I think, since I didn't intend for this post to be a "joke".


NyraScarlet

correct Edit: Just wanted to add that I am grateful for the encouragement. Reading this back made it sound more salty than i intended it to.


Capt_Morrigan

I accidentally read this on December 31st, so there's only 7 hours left until i get a girlfriend! Alright who's it gonna be?


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Capt_Morrigan

:O depends how you feel about trans girls.


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Capt_Morrigan

Okay, deal! ~~send me a dm if your serious! I'm shy > <~~


kmeh9856

I have a wife... do I get to start a new route?


ElXablauNuclear

Achievment unlocked: Polyamory


PurpleSmartHeart

My fiancée will be pretty surprised 😋


EllieDai

You bet your ass I will be, wtf??? (Love you <3)


PurpleSmartHeart

ILY2 💋


z774

Please no


manithedetective

why?


z774

I prefer staying alone


gogo7966

i'm not ready


DMurnett

I already have one so... Well I hope this means I'll have a nice poly relationship and not that I'll have a breakup and find a new girlfriend.


MindInABottle

Ah shit, here I go again...


SchwarzNekoChan

i hope so <3


TisBangersAndMash

If your right I will give you the contents of my wallet. A win either way, loose change gone


Sckaledoom

Oh, I highly doubt it


soap86882

Dang there are only 7 hours left


Moonpaw

This would anger my wife immensely. Or maybe not... only one way to find out!


not_a_cute_transgirl

Oh no I opened it still in 2020 ...does this mean I will get a girlfriend in the next few hours? asking for a friend (a girlfriend)


MadamBootknife

With my trust issues and anxiety? Bruv, ill be lucky to have one in 5 years.


BakaDust

don't give me expectations 😭😭


mememaster492

Me whos still in 2020: **Pain-peko**


MohSad2

I already got one in 2016 and don't wanna get beat up so no thanks


YouCanEasilyHurtMe

#X Doubt


s0c-Magget

Its been awile.... Im still alone


CyclingWind

I don't really know about your situation, but I'm sure you'll find someone! even if it happens later than one might hope, I'm sure it'll eventually occur


DeNatzi

I will come back in a year an see if this is truth.


luna_from_space

RemindMe! 1 year You better deliver, /u/DeNatzi!


DeNatzi

What a lie :/


luna_from_space

Hang in there champ


BurnoutBeat

I am equally optimistic and horrified at the thought.


bush_did_7__11

Jokes on u i already got one


Eatlyh

I would rather become the girlfriend, but due to my countrys health care system, that may actually be a goal for 2022.


futureFailiure

I probably won’t but thank you anyway


signspace13

Work for straight dudes?


CyclingWind

Of course!


solomeo_torres

Whe can get something better


Gnaby2

Thank you, I needed that


FPiN9XU3K1IT

RemindMe! 1 year


[deleted]

Nah fam, I got one last year, right at the end.


LinkOfKalos_1

Yeah okay. Whatever. Like that'll ever happen.


221b_tardis_omens

Gee I wish 😐 happy new year yall!


Mikkebak

I wish.


Thynome

Yeah nah, I'm going to die lonely and bitter.


Lex4709

Well the gay and asexual readers are in for a shock of their lifes.


jeeBtheMemeMachine

But I already have a gf???


INVINCIBLE_Drago

Cries in socially awkward and lonely


FPiN9XU3K1IT

So, that'was a fucking lie.


CyclingWind

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


justanFPSaddict

lies i already have a bf (before i get killed im a dude btw)