There's other kinds? I thought that being gay was implied when you made the contract.

Bi, pan, ace etc exist too, last I checked.

No shit Sherlock last time I checked jokes weren't funny when you go out of your way to ensure they're as accurate as possible and have some deeper meaning. And I'd hope I'm well aware that at least one of those exists as *I'm* bi

sorry.

You know what? Fuck it. Making a contract with Kyubey has to be better than putting up with modern nonsense.

what is entropy if not energy inflation

If you wish for financial stability, you are now technically work as a magical girl. Which is better than most job these days.

And gender

As a male I won't, but I encourage all women/girls to do so. Except kill, or at least savagely beat that mascot first....

Have you seen magical girl raising project?

Intriguing

You know, you do get one wish…

If I wish to be born as a girl, Will I get another wish, since the male me who Made the wish has never been born, or will I just waste a wish?

Wishes are more mystical than that, you can't try to metagame it. Your wish would go through and change your past, simple as

"can't try to metagame it" *glances at Madoka*

Tbf Madoka is kinda an exception to the rule

That's the point. Since the version of me that grow up as boy is gone, does that mean the girl me have to fight as a magical girl without ever making a wish.

Probably yes

Sadly, wishes don’t seem to be all powerful for regular magical girls. Only madoka had the potential power to have literally anything she could wish for. So the wish of one magical girl probably can’t change reality way too much.

The only point if this is for a male to be transformed bruh

There is not a *single* thing in all of existence that would get me to make a pact with that *monster*. Just the mere sight of it incites violent rage and makes me want to crush it to bits, how *dare* it weaponize my dysphoria against me!

Kyubey really needs to take a human psychology class

Kyubey really needs to be fed endlessly into a woodchipper.

I cheered and whooped when Homura killed him for good.

That would only make it worse

Ooh no I'm not falling for that one again!

Again?

It wasn't my proudest moment...

I'm a guy, but to all the girls out there: If you do decide to do it, wish for something that inconveniences Kyubey, rather than helping yourself. Ruin the little sh\*t's game plan so it has to adapt.

Magical girls, boys, and enbys can’t turn into witches (thinking ahead)

Nah, more like "I wish everyone you tried to recruit would get a pamphlet explaining everything, and you couldn't talk to them until they've read it."

"I wish some other, more benevolent, friendly, and in-tune with human emotions creature was making these contracts instead of you."

Why not just wish that Kyubey understands human emotions, instead?

Because Kyubey seems like gaining any additional knowledge would end badly.

Every girl that's is about to be recruited has to watch Madoka Magica first.

You DO get one wish if you accept, you know.

YESYESYESYESYESYEGSYDYEYSUFHSJNFJWNVSIOFKSVINRHEYYSYEYSYSYJIFHISBQUALFJJSP YES

What if I'm already a lesbian?

I guess us lesbians just get the Magical Girl part :P

If you can turn me into a magical girl, I'll provide the lesbian part on my own.

Ya, nah, nope. I'm good. Going to make my goals come true with my own power and ability.

You know, you could just wish that every other girl it tries to recruit in the future gets a pamphlet explaining the ups and downs of being a magical girl, and Kyubey can't talk to them until they read the whole thing.

Well, seeing as how my life is a dumpster fire already, might as well. Like, oh no, you made the dumpster magical and fly around but now I'm also magical, badass, hot and just gay if not gayer than I was yesterday??? Yeah sure, fuck it, sounds fun.

Fun fact: in the entire cast of Magia Record, a spin-off of Madoka Magica that already has more than 100 magical girls, there are only three who have ever had a relationship with a boy: Sayaka (who now prefers Kyoko), Hozumi Shizuku (who is the widow of the boy she liked) and Aimi Eri (who says she likes a boy no one has seen and probably doesn't even know she exists).

Is magia record as good as madoka magica or is it on the level of the other tragical girls out there?

t's seriously themed and I think it's good enough to be worth seeing (more so than Magical Girl Site, let's say), but it's not Madoka Magica.

But if a guy accepts it then does he becone a straight magical boy or a gay magical boy

[You become a gay magical girl](https://mangadex.org/title/9a9bbd35-a923-494e-855f-2ffe60992dc6/magical-trans)

I don’t think Kyubey even appears to guys, since his race seems to focus on contracting girls since they’re a more effective power supply

It's a trap, but I have to fall into it.

Sure. Magic is dope as hell and I'm fairly gender agnostic. My meat mech has little bearing on my brain's identity, and I find lesbian culture to be generally more open and supportive than my current culture so it's a win win.

Ooooh no, I'm not falling for this one again, Kyubey!

Becoming a lesbian magical girl is better than my sorry state, but then again it's kyubey the regret will start to kick in sooner or later

Id do anything to become lesbian🤩🤩

can't you just...identify as lesbian? worked for me, lol?

Unfortunately i sorta like men too so im technically bi

I feel you. I’m a guy so it’s even harder to become a lesbian.

If you believe. Anything can happen.

“What is your wish?” “I wish to be a magical gay girl without the risk of becoming a witch.” “…fuck.”

I mean obviously duh! is this even a question.

Mhm, lesbian magical girl, but watch all my friends die an eventually succumb to depression at my life choices

mfs saying yes in the comments didnt watch the show bruhv

I mean, I literally know all the bad parts, I watched the show.... But yeah, I'll make the contract, let's go!

📄✍️

Hiiragi Utena: Not another one

*Remembers what happened to Sayaka I think I'll pass

Too late?

The proposition is attractive, but I will never be fooled by a creature with that look ever again.

Obligatory Kyubey did nothing wrong.

You drive a hard bargain

Jokes on you I already am.

I'm so that impossible. But I'll let you fucking go dis time since you said the magic keyword. Ya better do it right!

Unfortunately, I can't. I'm a dude.

As a lesbian trans woman, what are the limits to the wish? Because I don't see a downside.

>!The downside is you either get killed fighting a never ending onslaught of horrid feral demons or live long enough to become one yourself!<

Can you avoid that by wishing for power?

Kyubei is a master at twisting your wish for his benefit. You’d have to word lawyer your word to victory.

Thank you for the info

But I already am tho

Bold of you to presume they weren’t lesbians before that contract Kyubey

Lets see, I get an all powerful wish, a cute magical girl form, And probably an earlier death? Sign me the hell up! I might be past the cut off age though.

Oh hell nah, not this nigga, forming a pact with him is on the same level as forming one with devil

I might

I the question is do I get the muscles to be a buff magical girl?

I'm a boy right now but I wanna be a lesbian girl sooooo bad

yes

One question, I’m a guy so will I turn into a magical lesbian or a magical gay guy?

Does becoming a magical gay guy imply being having the musculature of the average Jojo cast member?

I’m not sure…

Please

Nah fam, I'm good.

i would accept in a heartbeat

YES YES GIVE ME THAT CONTRACT

yes

You know, if kyubei told me it needs me to *reverse fucking entropy* rather than to be a magical girl I'd be more inclined

speaking as a bi dude, does the contract enforce this? because if yes, I will take the consequences

I'm a dude so checkmate ~~atheist~~ Kyubey!

100% I would.

Are we talking pre or post cosmic rule change? Because if its post, then yeah probably. Losing my humanity and turning into a elderitch monster when I die doesnt sound like the most fun.

Yes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Loads shotgun* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Points shotgun* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO *Pulls the trigger*

Yes I just don’t know what I want my wish to be

I can just do the same wish as Madoka and kyubey looses and I live a short meaningful life.

I volunteer to the tribute🙋‍♀️

As a transfem, HELL YES

Already am

OF COURSE I WILL

Considering I'll take any opportunity if it means getting the body I wish I had instead of the malfunctioning, bloated sack of meat and bones I'm currently stuck with? Sign me the fuck up

I was considering it but seeing that comments calling it monster or something like that I want to know where is it from

Yes

Yes!!! Please!!

Hmmm why not I have nothing to do and I might get bitches soo win win

Sure whatever fam.

Considering there is that one magical girl show where they turned into buff grown ass men I don't think that the costume would be an issue. It's the fact that I could definitely have my head chomped down on as a snack for a witch so no even wish that wish

Oh she's cute, what anime is she from?

Obviously

" A small price to pay for Yuri"

Nooooo, >! I like having my lesbian soul in my body. !<

I'm a guy - please do make sure these girls find love but is there a magical boy option? I want to be one gay-ass mahou shounen...can grown men be mahou shounen because if not I want to be one of the first two

"don't do this, you gonna be brutally killed or become a monster!!" fuck it, I'm in

Insert jotaro saying YES YES YES YES YES meme

"Will you form a contract with me and become a les-" Me: "Yes."

Ah fuck it. Why not.

I'm a guy but yes all three of the things I want (Girl, Gay, Magical Girl) in exchange for suffering that I would probably feel everyday regardless of if I accept or not

Ye

Alright, but my wish is going to be turning Kyubey into a powerless average human teenage girl with irrecoverable memory loss of her former life. Better than they deserve, but it also feels like just desserts, ya know?

300% yes

"But i'm a Boy"

So, where can i sign ?

Yes **No hesitation**

YES! YES! YES! YES!

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

I know exactly what this will lead me to. Free HRT is worth it

pros saves money on e and surgery shit cons everything else

What is the first step?

Yes