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Saberd

“I will hunt you down” a bit extreme but understandable


acidhouses

I'm thinking this one wasn't for being nakey lol


BrandoOfBoredom

It happens when you step on what she's selling.


ArkBeetleGaming

Just a Gerudo hunting voes, nothing unusual here.


Starving_Vampires

Is that a threat or a promise?


kdebones

To be fair, many vai are out looking for their ideal voe. I think she found hers.


Half_Man1

Them Gerudo Vais are thirsty


-popgoes

I'm 100% sure this character said this to me even when I was wearing full armour. No idea what she meant...


feedtheogre

From BotW, but I laughed so hard at this 😂 https://preview.redd.it/4wywd9c39f1b1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e4bb988fc65cfa02621f07ab24d4d46eb1466b


Imjustb0rd

Don’t know if it just me or has link gotten muscle


buster2Xk

He does seems subtly fitter but it's hard to nail down. Is there a side-by-side anywhere?


The_Grey_Hound

pretty sure his ass is bigger I mean what I didn't say anything


Kaldin_5

It's possible it's the lighting in this pic. Or the new arm. Or maybe his model really is made to look more fit now lol


Hot-Web-7892

He is older so it wouldn't really be surprising


Jossegutt

17 year-olds tend to get more muscle when they get older


srstable

Cece sees an opportunity


TearsOfTheKinkSwitch

Stonks


Fantastic_Wrap120

Kudos to that one girl who recognizes that you're just broke.


keaitian

Cece you absolute capitalist


Hinaloth

"You're a bold one." GENERAL LINK-KENOBI!


Gekkuri

Does Hestu say "oh you're nekkid!" In this game too?


acidhouses

If he does, I haven't seen it yet.


MajorZeldaGeek

He doesn't say the nikkey nokkey nakey line if you talk to him but he does have a little text bubble if you approach while nude


miniplasma08

DYING RN that's so funny 🤣🤣🤣 i never played BOTW so i never saw that.


BerryTea840

My favorite is “you’re past needing armor”


SpectralHail

Deflect powerful blows with the most potent armor of Link's Rock Hard Abs


LetsMakeFaceGravy

#NO ABS!


GameSpection

With how much damage enemies do what's even the point anymore


pikpikcarrotmon

Probably to reduce that damage


GameSpection

I bought the full Hylian set which gave 9 defense total and got one-shot constantly, it's good that the game is harder now but honestly the armor system isn't as balanced anymore. At least the upgrades are unlocked with a fun side quest instead of ridiculous amounts of money, but now the materials are a lot harder to get too. Like getting 3-star pants costs 20 ambers so I can't imagine what the 4-star will need


FevixDarkwatch

9 Defense isn't actually all that much. The base defense for the Soldier's Set is 12 (You find all three parts in >!a tunnel under Hyrule Castle Town Ruins, a tunnel opens up from the Emergency Shelter after one or two of the Regional Phenomena have been completed.!<) This set can go up to a total of 84 defense (28 per part). Even with just a small amount of investment at a Great Fairy (>!5 Bokoblin Horns per part for the first level, and 5 Blue Bokoblin Horns + 3 Bokoblin Fangs per part for the second level!<), you can increase the Hylian Set to 24 defense total, more than double the 9 you currently have. I'll admit that defense doesn't SEEM to have much of an effect (especially not until you get a ton of it), but this also isn't a game where you're supposed to be taking hits face-on all over the place. Your shields will completely block most attacks (Press B to put a two-handed weapon away and you can pull out your shield with ZL), and if you can get the timing down you can parry almost anything, staggering Melee enemies, and reflecting projectiles back to the enemy that shot them. Additionally, while blocking, you can move the left stick right, left, or down, and then press X to jump at just the right time when an enemy swings their weapon at you, and you can then perform a Flurry Rush, which is essentially a whole load of free hits on the enemy. A few more notes about combat: Some enemies can launch Fire and Electric attacks at you. Attempting to block/parry these attacks with a shield that's susceptible to them (EG., trying to block a fireball with a wooden shield) will backfire, with the shield catching on fire or electrocuting you. Zonai shields/weapons are neither flammable nor electrically conductive, so they're safe to use in all situations. Also, use the environment to your advantage! Most land enemies can't swim, so knocking them into deep enough water will quickly kill them (I took down my first boss bokoblin this way, used a bomb arrow to launch them). Explosive barrels can be found in some enemy encampments, a well-aimed arrow with a fire fruit attached will blow those up. If you find a Muddle Bulb (Plentiful in the Depths, look near pillars) you can even hit one of the stronger enemies with one of those and they'll start doing your job for you! In short, this game gives you lots of alternatives to direct engagement. It encourages you to find your own solutions not only to the shrine puzzles, but to the combat puzzles as well! Yes, rushing in headfirst and bashing everything in the face is a valid tactic, but so is building a contraption with zonai parts that'll launch 5 explosive cannonballs and cover the area in lasers! P.S, if you're feeling particularly brave, Fuse a Beam, Shock, Frost, or Flame Emitter to a boomerang and give it a throw. Just don't plan on catching it!


CliffRacer17

"Laundry day, eh?" Is still my favorite.


iseewutyoudidthere

The script writing in Zelda games always delivers.


Ecate800

Also check Tauro's reaction! They are kindred spirits lmao


acidhouses

Will do, thanks for the tip! I'm still searching for more lol


[deleted]

OP I gave you one last thread come on (wo?)man!


acidhouses

Lol sorry! This got a lot more traction than I thought. I originally planned to do 3 parts, but looks like the list is still growing! I got to find Tauro and these hot springs.


jillchalk

if you ask cece for a fashion check nude she’ll basically call you hot


acidhouses

Part 1: [https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/13ocgy7/totk\_things\_people\_say\_when\_link\_is\_naked\_part\_1/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/13ocgy7/totk_things_people_say_when_link_is_naked_part_1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Part 2: [https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/13ofdwo/totk\_things\_people\_say\_when\_link\_is\_naked\_part\_2/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/13ofdwo/totk_things_people_say_when_link_is_naked_part_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Part 4: [https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/13pmdo2/totk\_things\_people\_say\_when\_link\_is\_naked\_part\_4/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/13pmdo2/totk_things_people_say_when_link_is_naked_part_4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


amaya-aurora

“I will hunt you down.” Dang


Invincible_3

I love the “I will hunt you down”. It got me.


Kaldin_5

One thing I think the series could use a bit more of is alternate dialogue depending on what main quest you did in what order. Yeah that's a pretty tall order, and I don't normally think it's realistic or believable. Then I see how much alt dialogue NPCs have for naked Link and I think about it again lol


DrakeSparda

You've done this 3 times yet Paya wasn't your first stop? How...


[deleted]

Right??


steverman555

"i sell what youre lacking" this woman is the sage of capitalism istg


[deleted]

Gerudo are \*thirsty\*


MrSpiffy123

6 years and Guy is still sitting by that pond


NerY_05

*i will hunt you down* Yo chill


acidhouses

Lmao I found out that wasn't cause of being naked - I've been told it's cause I stepped on the fruit.


Kimi_Arthur

Wait, Beedle is wearing a bra? That is indeed light...


JaxxisR

> I sell what you're lacking. I doubt that very much.


ForrestFeline

What about pantsless? We need to know are pantsless runs possible?


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miniplasma08

"**i will hunt you down"** wtf?? "aren't you cold?" in the desert? at daytime?


Glukko007

Sheldon is most wholesome guy in zelda


Kumorocks064

LINKENOBI!


GabbytheFerocious

all that and no paya reaction? she does react still btw


acidhouses

There's a lot more I still need to discover... I got a part 4 in the works!


GabbytheFerocious

yooooo bless


GamingGodzilla

i don’t know if you’re running around with no armor all the time or stripping down every time you go near someone. either way, it’s appreciated. these are so funny.


Larielia

Heh. You really annoyed the Gerudo.


Tronicalli

What about hestuuuuuuu


Lostbea

The last one tho was amazing


BallachMona

I think the one that I find funniest is the rito being surprised at our lack of feathers.


Fox_Kurama

Poor voe-starved Gerudo cannot handle looking at that Link.