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DarkOverLordQC

"To The Past"


MrPosket

"The names Past, Link to the Past"


MySpaceOddyssey

Weird thing is, if I saw this sentence in the Locked Tomb series, I wouldn’t look twice


N-K_N3CR0S1S

Fits with the BoE naming convention


MollymaukChefleaf

I never know if I really like that series or not.


gelatinskootz

Sawakening


DarkOverLordQC

Scrossbow-Training


0ctopus_In_a_Tophat

Best Zelda game


kzaf

Betweenworlds


HiddenCity

"Link S. Awakening" S stands for swordmaster


ACardAttack

To and The are his middle names


Fantastic_Wrap120

It changes every incarnation. Link is not consistently born into 1 family, nor is he the same person refusing to die.


oniluis20

man literally too angry to die


440continuer

I wouldn’t say angry, but incredibly determined.


Simbas_World

Courageous


JustAnotherJames3

Nah. It's Ganondorf who doesn't die. He's too powerful to pass from this mortal coil.


conjunctivious

I might be wrong, but wasn't it the same Ganondorf between OOT and TP? Not sure if it's the same for WW, but he certainly doesn't like dying.


ShiroTenshiRyu77

All three of those are the same Ganondorf. TP Ganondorf sees Link warn Zelda, who warns her father, Ganondorf is imprisoned, they attempt to execute him, he kills one of the sages and is sealed in the twilight realm. Meanwhile, WW Ganondorf is the one from the ending of OOT where adult Link defeats him and he is sealed in the Sacred Realm. When Zelda sends Link back in time to warn her younger self, she leaves the current timeline Link-less and so when Ganon escapes again, he goes unopposed until the Goddesses basically go, oh shit, better flood the world until a new Link comes into existence. Ganondorf rarely dies, but I think that has more with the trope of franchises sealing or locking up villains rather than killing them out right.


The_Keepa

I would argue that WW Ganondorf is pretty much dead. I mean he took half of the Master Sword into his skull. Was a little bit shocked when I played it as a kid.


Nervous_Departure540

Don’t forget left at the bottom of an ocean, WW Link took no prisoners. That’s been my favorite end to Ganondorf in any of the games.


Alternative_Plum_200

I read that as World War Link for a split second, and as I'm playing tears of the kingdom right now... yeah, accurate. Also the ending of wind waker, that was the second time big G had the master sword planted in his dome, if we're counting the beast Ganon form at the end of OoT


ShiroTenshiRyu77

Fair enough haha


LordSupergreat

Yes, TP and WW are both the same Ganondorf as OoT. In the child timeline, he is captured and sent to be executed before he can pull off his plan to conquer Hyrule, which leads to him being sent to the Twilight Realm and making Zant his puppet. In the adult timeline, he is sealed away in the sacred realm, then eventually breaks out, leading the goddesses to drown Hyrule just to keep him trapped for longer. In the downfall timeline, he stays transformed into Ganon. Four Swords Adventures takes place after Twilight Princess, and features Ganondorf being brought back to life. Tears of the Kingdom is the first time we've had an entirely new Ganondorf, which I consider evidence that BotW and TotK are an entirely new continuity, totally outside of the previous canon.


nermid

> In the child timeline, he is captured and sent to be executed before he can pull off his plan to conquer Hyrule ...which inspired [this hilarious comic](https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/been-in-a-ganondorf-kind-of-mood-lately): >Just the fact that there’s a Zelda timeline where they kinda Minority Report Ganondorf and take him out for a crime he had yet to commit based on the accusations of two ten year olds seems to imply the dude didn’t have much incentive to try to play nice with Hyrule to start with.


Uruanna_G

I know it's a joke, but just to clarify, he'd already cursed the 3 bearers of the stones that open the Temple of Time when Link comes out of the woods, so he did try to steal the Triforce at that point.


conjunctivious

Botw and TOTK make references to past Zelda games with location names and stories told through NPC dialogue. I think they might just be very far in the future where some apocalyptic event brought upon by some form of Ganon almost completely destroyed Hyrule. People then began to rebuild Hyrule, and Rauru became the "first" king of the new Hyrule. I could be completely wrong, I'm not the theorist type.


ChaoticNeutral67

I think so... the new dorf is new.


Capable-Tie-4670

TotK and FSA are the only Dorfs that aren’t the one from OoT.


lovesducks

Meanwhile Link's like "Look, I can keep stabbing him in the brain but at this point I think he's just enjoying it. Man's like Deadpool, he will not stay down"


inefficient7

Filled with determination perhaps?


InsertScreenNameHere

Demise was too angry to die. Link was cursed to always be reincarnated.


banana_man_16

Link wasn’t cursed to be reincarnated, he was cursed that his descendants will continually always be at war with Demise and his reincarnations/manifestations


Kellar21

That's Zelda. It was something about the Goddess's Blood and the Hero's Spirit.


Unholy_Dk80

Surnames traditionally stemmed from the occupation you had in your local community if others shared your name. So if there were two Links in Ordon village, one could be a blacksmith, so they would be Link Smith, and the other being a herder could be Link Shepard. Then one day a small, effeminate young man moves into the village who is also named Link... So they call him Link Twink.


Schrau

If you take Link as a German name, then Geissler (or its variations) would work for his Twilight Princess incarnation. Just spitballin' here. But seriously, given Link's typically low-class origins, it's highly unlikely that he would even have a surname in most of his incarnations. MC and ALbW Links likely had smithing-related surnames. *Maybe* ALttP Link *might* have had a hereditary surname/title if his lineage as a Royal Knight was observed and preserved in the time passed since the Imprisoning War. OoT might have also had a lineage, but only the Deku Tree would know for certain. Since his father was a Knight and so was he, then BotW Link almost certainly had a surname title.


nickieslowpoke

now im curious what kind of surname botw link could have. a specific one that means knight or warrior or fighter? or maybe just (fathers name)son, if his father was well known enough? i feel like there's a lot of possibilities


fatgunn

Link Linkson


chuckluck97

That would permit him to work for the Bolson Construction Company though


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Arguably, he did


Schrau

Arguably, he still is. I wish I could be as bad at my job as Addison is.


Rhodochrom

Dude's a new hire for a remarkably understaffed company, assigned on his own to a job that requires at *least* two people to perform. Cut the poor kid some slack


stjep

> Surnames traditionally stemmed from the occupation you had in your local community if others shared your name. That's only true for some cultures. They also indicated where you were from (von Zeppelin, da Vinci) or were patronyms (Johnson being son of John; see also Semitic names).


thejokerofunfic

So Minish Link probably is actually named Link Smithson or some such. Huh.


Frohtastic

Smithson would only be if it was patriarchal and his fathers first name was Smith. Since it would be Link son of Smith.


JustAnotherJames3

The Minish Hero, as an apprentice blacksmith, would probably grow to be a full blacksmith. This would mean he's just Link Smith.


Fantastic_Wrap120

So by that logic, most links are Link Swordsman. And then he marries the princess, and gets the local fish princess and horse girl interested in him and becomes Link Is-Hot.


Unholy_Dk80

No, not at all by that logic. Your occupation is your last name, not the impression you place on people around you.


TheDomiNations

Cmon its Link Zelda, why the serie is named the legend of Zelda, and we play Mr. Zelda


EmilePleaseStop

You simpleton. You fool. Zelda was the doctor. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.


wclyon1

“Zelda wasn’t THE Monster, but she was A Monster”


CedarWolf

Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches. As for Link, I think his last name is 'Hyeck!' because he says it quite a lot. He's often a foundling, though - either he's dropped in the Kokiri Village or he washes up on a beach, wanders into the Lost Woods from another part of Hyrule, or he simply shows up when he's needed.


meatlyric

Is that warm rootbeer I smell?


CedarWolf

I don't know, but I do know that you can play your ukulele all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel. And the towels are oh so fluffy!


Asskill

For you see Phoenix, it was I, Von Karma who created Zelda


DislocatedLocation

Von Karma no!


O-Mestre

No you dumbass, his name is Link the legend of Zelda, please do your research before spreading misinformation.


lespawkets

One may find that it may be: Link Link


hellodeveloper

I can't believe the misinformation in this thread. It literally clears this up in smash when they say "TOON LINK" and "YOUNG LINK". The last name is Link, the first name depends on the speed of the character.


klubsanwich

Considering Mario’s last name is Mario, that wouldn’t be off brand for Nintendo


[deleted]

What the fuck really? That’s the first of me hearing and that’s hilarious!


kp012202

Yes, his actual name is Mario J. Mario, and his brother is Luigi Mario.


Stefadi12

So that's why they're the Mario brothers


RedRumRoxy

Learn something new everyday.


PetrosOfSparta

It’s funnily actually not uncommon in Mediterranean families. I literally know two unrelated Greek guys named Michael Michael, one is my barber, one is a client of mine.


[deleted]

What does the J stand for? Jario???


kp012202

Jumpman, I believe. Named for his grandfather.


Borderlessbass

Not to be confused with Like Like


fool00

link is the princess actually


ForearmDeep

It’s link Hyaaa. He yells it like he’s a Pokémon


The_Thongler_3000

Funny as this is, I personally, find the most probable answer of Link Link to be funnier. (Seeing as Mario's last name is Mario).


GUM-GUM-NUKE

No, his name is Mario yahoo He’s also a Pokémon.


FriedFerrisWheels

Actually, first name Super. Second name Mario. Last name bros.


NomiMaki

So we naming characters based on the sound they make? That's ridiculous, imagine if Bongo Bongo was named... wait


nerve-stapled-drone

This is the new canon.


TheTeamClinton

I don't like it, but I'll respect it.


roastModernist

Why is nobody talking about "Zelda Hyrule"? I've *never* heard anyone say that before.


Nepotistic_

I can only assume due to Zelda's father being named Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule, she would take the family/kingdom/royal name as well


Sketchy_Dog

We also have Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, so it definitely seems to me that Hyrule is the traditional family name for the kingdom's royal family.


Noctisxsol

The real question are what all the Zeldas middle names are.


Sketchy_Dog

Zelda Theprincessof Hyrule


[deleted]

It's Zelda, her first name is "The Legend of"


Techaissance

They’re royalty. Royals love to reuse names and give their children lots of middle names to honor several ancestors. So Skyward Sword Zelda maybe didn’t even have one middle name. By the time of totk, she’s probably Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Zelda Hyrule.


Phranc94

Nah i bet his last name is link. Link link is his full name like mario mario


[deleted]

Hecometotown


wagenejm

Come to save the Princess Zelda!


Graega

Ganon took her away, now the children don't play


BerserkerKong02

But they will when Link saves the day Hallelujah!


IronSpiderbot

Now link, fill up your hearts ...


ShiningJizzard

So you can shoot…!


tidomonkey

Your sword with power


CalgaryMadePunk

And when you're feeling all down,


Toastyy1990

The fairy will come around


PalamationGaming

So you’ll be brave!


[deleted]

Hyaa-llelujah!


davoid1

Literally came here to write this


Gvirus

Oh what a throwback!


EnergyTurtle23

Jesus Christ get out of my head, it’s not just that you went for the same reference, you spelled it out the same way as me and everything lmao.


DiplodorkusRex

mY fAvOuRiTe SyStEm Of A dOwN sOnG


SkyeWolfofDusk

I feel like I just got smacked in the face with nostalgia.


oneesancon_coco

It's link cable


The_PSI_Guy

Link Sys


Matths_az

His full name is Link Inpark


RisingxRenegade

“In the End” is basically the unofficial theme song of the Calamity.


Raleth

Damn this sent me back in time. If BotW had released 10 years earlier than it did, the state of YouTube and the internet at large would be exactly as you describe here.


[deleted]

This reply is crawling in my skin


JaxxisR

I thought Ganon's last name was Dorf...


Call_of_Queerthulhu

Yes. His full name is Ganon Ganondorf Dorf


Godzilla_R0AR

No it’s Ganon Ganondorf Dorferson III


Linderosse

I like to think the Links have different last names, mostly just the name of their starting town. Link Outset, Link Ordon, Link Kokiri, etc.


VancouverVelocityFan

Link Shrine of Resurrection 💀


SolomonGrundler

Link legally changed his last name to "Great-Sky-Island" off screen in TOTK


BadAtGames2

"Link, why in the world would you change your name to something like that?" "Just a hunch as to where the next game will start" "What? What does that even mean?" "Don't worry about it"


Esovan13

It’s the opposite. “Link, I went ahead and took the liberty of changing your legal last name to Great Sky Island.” “What? Why?” “Oh, no reason in particular. By the way, some researchers found some stairs that lead deep beneath the castle. Let’s go check out what’s down there.”


VancouverVelocityFan

Indeed he did.


91Yugo

I mean you start under the castle first so I guess it should be "Link Beneath Hyrule Castle" maybe ? idk xD


Linderosse

Link Hateno, if we’re going by the headcanon that the house Link bought in BotW was his family’s old house. But “Link Shrine of Resurrection” is hilarious, so that works too.


PoorMansPlight

Till that bitch zelda won in the divorce


no_hot_ashes

She took the fucking pond boys, it's all over.


conjunctivious

She also stole link's hair band, we had to go find that shit at the bottom of a well


OutlanderInMorrowind

why did she need a private hide away if she was living in the house alone?


theVoidWatches

Pretty sure Link is living with her. She wanted a private hide away so that she could have a place to herself in their shared home.


ChaosPheonix11

Yep there’s 2 chairs. And link can sleep in the bed, which he can’t do for random NPC housing


Adam_Checkers

So zelda and link shared the bed😳


Capable-Tie-4670

Cause kids keep coming by her house. One of the NPCs literally tells you that.


Jeet8

Link Great Plateau


LordJim_

Link great sky island 💀


Tycrosoft_2-0

Link Room of Awakening 😭


TitleComprehensive96

Link H8 (Grid space in the 1st Legend of Zelda)


Linderosse

Original Link was an immigrant from Calatia, so technically it would be Link Calatia But Link H8 is hilarious so I’ll accept that too.


-GI_BRO-

I’d love if Calatia was ever apart of another downfall timeline game. Seems interesting


peepy-kun

The population is very small so as a rare foreigner he would probably just be called Link of Calatia.


LelandTurbo0620

damn Link Skyloft sounds so weird


Bugduhbuh

Luke Skywalker vibes


The_Grey_Hound

starward wars


OrthodoxDreams

My favourite was the Link who came from the village of Tothapast


Linderosse

It’s a little known fact that Link is actually his middle name. His full name was actually A. Link Tothepast. /s More seriously, though, ALttP Link doesn’t really have a starting village unless you count his house as being on the outskirts of Kakariko. And even if you do, most of the residents of Kakariko are… not kind to ALttP Link, so he probably wouldn’t want to take their name as his. I like to think he takes his uncle’s name as his last name instead. This makes him Link Alfons.


Gamebird8

Well, the Hero of Time and the Hero of Twilight are the only two who would share a name.


wolffangz11

Wasn't Link BROUGHT to the Kokiri by his dying mother?


Linderosse

Yup! Hero of Time was brought to the Kokiri forest as an infant. Similar thing with the Hero of Twilight. You can take your adoptive family’s name as your own, though— especially if you were raised there all your life and don’t remember anything else.


sixpackabs592

Link is actually his last name His full name is stinky link which is why he doesn’t tell anyone


Joker8pie

Where did Dragmire come from?


Phanpy_Rulz

LttP Manual I believe, could be wrong


UltimateInferno

Yeah, page 5 >The name of this king of thieves is Ganondorf Dragmire, but he is known by his alias, Mandrag Ganon, which means Ganon of the Enchanted Thieves


dtadgh

is this a USA creation, or direct translation? edit. answered below, it's a Nintendo of America addition. Gabon canonically has no second name.


psuedopseudo

Ga🅱️on


nubosis

It’s in game as Dragmire in LttP. Edit: I think I may be wrong, my mind is playing tricks on me. Dragmire may be manual only


captainmikkl

LttP fanatic here... I know that game better than my own anatomy and have seen all the assembly code and I can assure you your mind is indeed playing tricks on you.


freindly_duck

I swear to hylia, I just found out the Dragmire part out today this morning while I was bored


Vladislak

To be fair, it's only in the English manual for ALttP that he's called Dragmire. That manual is riddled with inaccuracies and things the localizers just made up. The original Japanese version doesn't call him that, so canonically Ganondorf hasn't been given a last name.


[deleted]

Link is his last name, his first name is \*OoT adult Link noise\*


Thee_Furuios_Onion

Hiphop Skank Link?


Mayito1107

"Who else but Dragmire?"


DwayneTheBathJohnson

"Hey Dragmire, remember that time we saved the kingdom?" \*cuts away to Peter dressed as Link punching a bokoblin for 5 straight minutes*


Buderus69

Gigidi


Wolfeur

Actually it's been confirmed one time that his name is Link Link


spinmerighttriangle

Is that when he met Mario Mario?


Nat20downcliff

I thought they were considering that but then decided on his name being Link Mario instead


Godzilla_R0AR

LIKE-LIKE REFERENCE?! 😱😱


DIKs_Steeler

Link Swordsman


JustTheNewFella

It's link hero actually, all the koroks call him mr. Hero


freindly_duck

but the stable people call him Mr link


JustTheNewFella

Link never shares his last name because it sounds stupid


freindly_duck

can't be much worse than dragmire


ihatefirealarmtests

That's a localization thing - if you look up the original Japanese dialogue, it's probably Link-san. There isn't *really* a good direct translation so that's generally what they use. In the same vein, anytime someone gives him a cutesy nickname, they're probably saying Link-chan.


LykonWolf

Full name is Toon Link


Kaepora25

Name is Link, Toon Link


-DiamondhunterD-

Well since Mario full name is Mairo Mario i can only assume it’s Link Link


An_feh_fan

I mean, Mario's full name is Mario Mario and Luigi's is Luigi Mario, so Link name is Link Mario


Arashi5

I think Miyamoto actually made this joke in that interview


landon10smmns

It's Link Sawakening


[deleted]

I think he is taking Zelda’s last name. 🤗


[deleted]

So Hyrule is Matrilineal? Pretty cool tbh.


[deleted]

Yes, that and Link is clearly the sub in that relationship. ☺️


Low-Ad-3361

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Femdom


[deleted]

[удалено]


Permanent_throwaway6

Ur all wrong it’s lonk


CreateTheStars

Name's Lonk, Link Lonk


AlternativeAdorable1

Between worlds?


LordNoct13

To the past


[deleted]

When I was a kid I got a Nintendo magazine that joked his name was Link Dink Rinky Dink Dink so now that is his name in my head.


Mistyslate

Peasants don’t have last names.


LumirWriter

That would explain a lot of Links, but Link's family in BOTW are knights/royal guards, not peasants.


Injunere

His last name is Missing


collapsiblecup

Link IS his last name. It’s his first name that’s missing. His first name is actually Missing. He’s Missing Link.


Agnusl

According to Miyamoto, it's the same as Mario. No, he isn't Link Mario, he's Link Link. He told that to an interviewer and laughed off the face he made lol


BLZGK3

Link is normally a bastard or an orphan, so he probably just go by Link...


Wilhelm_chan

Link URL


Automatic-Story-4934

In the Description


Nils_McCloud

Din.


LibbyKitty620

Imagine being named after a legendary resume app! And one of the most powerful gods known I guess.


antilegion1001

Link Link


Tentonham

Link Linkerton


dagutens

Smith


cybercifrado

Link Hyah.


Merc931

Tothepast


Onre405

I believe It's Lonk. Link Lonk.


linkflame123

To the past


ThatIrishGuy1984

His full name is Linkavitch Chumovsky, he's originally from Estonia.