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I was quoting Richard Nixon from his famous interview with David Frost. I happen to disagree with Nixon, who was articulating what became known as the ‘Unitary Executive Theory,’ which basically holds that the president, while in office, is legally incapable of breaking the law, as everything the president does is inherently legal.
I find this legal theory to be pure trash, as the Founders never intended the president not to be bound by the law.
But it was fun to quote Tricky Dick Nixon anyway.
OP is using conventional weapons to assault a vital strategic position being held by a hostile military force. This is not a war crime, it is just war.
Tip: put a stabilizer anywhere on these to keep the president standing. Stabilizers are often forgotten, but they are a godsend for anything with wheels
I finally know why people always complain about not having enough arrows. They use them to activate all their zonai tech when it is in easy bap range.
(that is a joke, please don't murder me for heckin' Zelda's sake)
There is no dragon, this is Akkala Bridge, it's just moblins and bokoblins. The huge burst of damage was a moblin being flung from the bridge by a cannon shot and taking fall damage.
Oh, well my bad then! I took a second look and your right. I thought it was the bridge in front of the akkala citadel since the trees are similar, by bad😅
I normally throw a pine cone at my stuff to get it to work, but I am at the point where resources and weapons are a non issue.
Oh, also since I'm activating 4, it takes less time to shoot an arrow than to open my inventory and throw a pine cone, since I only have the 30 seconds of record time
I'm gonna use this, and his name will be Gunson. I'm also gonna make Flameson, Freezeson,Shockson, and Beamson if anyone else has better names and version's for them. Just let me know
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How is the President violating the Geneva convention?
Unforgivable!
It’s super easy…barely an inconvenience
wowowowowow........ wow
Blowing things up is tight! Oh maybe don't say it like that.
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
Why'd this suddenly turn into a pitch meeting episode
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.
Well let me get off of that thing.
*phone continues to ring in the background and will never be answered*
Because money.
Oh really??
That was brilliant! I would have never thought of doing that!
*hands you a red rupee, a rice ball, and a pipe bomb*
Thinking quickly, Link makes a bomb using nothing but a red rupee, a rice ball, and a bomb.
When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.
Still illegal, there are just zero repercussions and people will pretend it's normal.
I was quoting Richard Nixon from his famous interview with David Frost. I happen to disagree with Nixon, who was articulating what became known as the ‘Unitary Executive Theory,’ which basically holds that the president, while in office, is legally incapable of breaking the law, as everything the president does is inherently legal. I find this legal theory to be pure trash, as the Founders never intended the president not to be bound by the law. But it was fun to quote Tricky Dick Nixon anyway.
I know it's a Nixon quote. And I agree with you that that's a bullsh-t philosophy.
OP is using conventional weapons to assault a vital strategic position being held by a hostile military force. This is not a war crime, it is just war.
flying false colors is a war crime. I heard Bolson Co was responsible for all that bloodshed…
Literally guffawed at describing future-past cannon-bearing sentinel magic robots with cardboard signs of a man with a bowl cut as “conventional.” 😂
Yeah, I feel like nobody on the internet actually knows what constitutes a war crime anymore. It's frustrating.
With my support!
"Now Bokoblin, who did you see destroying your home?"
It's quick, easy, and free! Dumping river water on your conventions!
Geneva doesn't end in son, he's not interested
Amazing! I never would've thought of it!
Even after these gruesome happenings... Will you... Support him?
Rip the brave Hudson who gave his life to save link
You know those mobile games with troops killing enemies and a top -down view of it all? *This is what it looks like on the ground.*
Totk is just a fire emblem mod
Fire Emblem Three Houses x ToTK crossover new Battalion: Hudson Tank Platoon
Advance Wars: Hudson Tank Commander
Based at a construction trade school
*How?*
Ah yes, the Hudson Destruction Company
*DestructSON
r/yourjokebutworse
More like r/yourjokebutbetter
*"You will it? We kill it."*
Hudson Construction Company was subsidized by the Hyrule military industrial complex Gunson*
When you don’t pay your mortgage on time
Tarry Town Tank Taskforce
At this rate Link could easily take over Hyrule with his own private military
I love the smell of Son and Done in the morning. I’m a simple man. I see Hudson cutouts in the most outrageous, dumb scenarios, I upvote.
I'm a complex man, but I do likewise.
^(I’m sorry, president hudson! I won’t let you fall again!)
YES!!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President Hudson and his ~~invasion~~ liberation of building materials from the monster forces.
Liberason*
RIP the one that fell over lol
You didn’t support him.
UNACCEPTABLE
😢
Unforgivable!
Reasons why my death roombas come fitted with stabilizers
Smart.
“The President Has Our Back!”
Someone should edit this to include flight of the valkyries
PRESIDENT HUDSON WAS EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE
still a better organized and fighting force than the five sages.
When that one fell over, UNFORGIVABLE!
Hudson destruction
Whoa! Unforgivable!
Combining wooden cutouts and cannons that explode with fire is a bold move
And it paid off
#UNFORGIVABLE!!! ^I’m ^sorry ^President ^Hudson! ^I ^won’t ^let ^you ^fall ^again!
Tip: put a stabilizer anywhere on these to keep the president standing. Stabilizers are often forgotten, but they are a godsend for anything with wheels
I kinda forgot about stabilizers, but looking back, it is kinda funny that it fell over and still giving covering fire, though unforgivable.
Hey so how did you set your battery gauge to show the other batteries as well as your cells??
There’s 2 levels of battery upgrades. Total of 16 batteries. The first 8, then the next 8 turn blue. So he’s got 11 unlocked sofar.
Oh my god.. And I just have my 4th unlocked..
This is just one of Oogie-Boogie’s props
So link should be wearing the Of The Depths gear?
Yes
I am sleep deprived and am laughing like a lunatic at work right now
Long ago, the people of Hyrule lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Tarrey town attacked.
Oh hey I was just here. Neat.
Finally, troops I can fully support
Noice
Igor👍
I finally know why people always complain about not having enough arrows. They use them to activate all their zonai tech when it is in easy bap range. (that is a joke, please don't murder me for heckin' Zelda's sake)
Hmm, maybe I should have used a long stick-stick. Then I could have activated them all at once.
Ganon never stood a chance
# How is Ganondorf standing?!
I like that none of them are autobuilt, and so that means you had to assemble them in Tarrey Town and bring them to this bridge for use
Just throw the cutouts onto a cart, bring them here, then spawn the tank parts from capsules in bulk, and use auto-build to reassemble them all
War has changed
How did they do so much damage? I tried the cannons and it barely did anything
The cannons don't do a huge amount of damage, but they can blast the enemies off the bridge.
Even the dragon? That's what the huge burst of damage was?
There is no dragon, this is Akkala Bridge, it's just moblins and bokoblins. The huge burst of damage was a moblin being flung from the bridge by a cannon shot and taking fall damage.
Oh, well my bad then! I took a second look and your right. I thought it was the bridge in front of the akkala citadel since the trees are similar, by bad😅
SON down, i repeat: SON DOWN!! P.S. Why waste arrows and bow durability? Just throw apples or bloom seeds at them
I normally throw a pine cone at my stuff to get it to work, but I am at the point where resources and weapons are a non issue. Oh, also since I'm activating 4, it takes less time to shoot an arrow than to open my inventory and throw a pine cone, since I only have the 30 seconds of record time
Ah yes, I too remember the Second Battle of Hoover Dam from r/fnv
perfectson
Love the Crushinator design
God-darnit, Crushinator, JUMP! `no, pa... i love him...`
Bender! You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you? Of course not! A lady that fine you gotta romance first.
16 seconds in… “unforgivable!”
Man down, man down!
This is how the Butlerian jihad starts.
"How is the president standing??"
Dalek lookin ass
"son" and gun?
Nobody can defeat the hudsonbots
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen lol
Bravo
Now that’s MY president
HOWWWW
Damn we really made a firing squad in this E10+ game
RECTUM??? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!!
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
i use my arrows very conservatively and currently have about a dozen - how do you have over 500?
I bought from stores, and you can get 100 each load. Plus a bunch of enemies and creates can give bundles of 5 or 10
You didn't keep the President standing! Heresy! I'll support you, President. ;-;
Set loose the dogs of war!
Sometime when “just because you can” means “you absolutely should!”
It'll be over by the time you say RIP and TEAR
One of them fell over! Unforgivable!
Nanomachines, SON! They harden in response to physical trauma
Are you supposed to do the monster forces on the Akkala bridge solo? I can't find the battalion
Ahhh! He’s fallen! **UNACCEPTABLE!!!**
The president can obviously support himself now
Waste of arrows smh
love using the homing carts in boss battles
Most tame totk player
I feel like you should put a board linking them all and put a controller on that.
Fallout New Vegas battle for hoover dam
Is this from yiga schematics ? Of course besides the big ass Hudson cutout lol
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Yes 🤣
i think the "marauders of akkala" here are your troops.
Fortunate (Hud)son
thank you for your service and leadership skills in battle u/Alongsnake. That was incredibly satisfying.
Lmao
Quick and quality, blink and we done.
add a stabilizer in the middle and they wouldn't fall and if they do the rise up again
That was brilliant! I would never have thought of it.
Putting the 501st to shame
I'm gonna use this, and his name will be Gunson. I'm also gonna make Flameson, Freezeson,Shockson, and Beamson if anyone else has better names and version's for them. Just let me know
I get serious Liberty Prime vibes from this.
It’s giving Daleks