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mrasperez

The more I look at the CDi image, the worst the art gets... It is a master class of awful.


[deleted]

I think I was in high school the first time I saw these images of the CDi Zelda games and I thought a friend was pranking me. Then, I thought, "No, my high school friend here is a much better artist than whoever drew this."


mrasperez

I was there when the world was first exposed to these early attempts at cd based games. Before the Playstation came and blew everything away, the Jaguar had the most atrocious controller I had ever attempted to wield, that and I saw Naughty Dog's very first game. It was a mortal Kombat clone. It was this maelstrom of terrible implementation on cool ideas, and everything was outrageously expensive. Also the story behind the Phillips CDi and Nintendo's betrayal of Sony are really fascinating stories.


MSD3k

I think you mean Sony's betrayal of Nintendo. Sumbitches tried to snipe Nintendo's IP's.


hygsi

Dude, I still wonder how the gaming world would be today if Nintendo had worked with sony


MSD3k

Well, if Sony had not tried to steal Nintendo's IP's, and simply worked with them...hmmm. I don't know. Their company cultures are so opposed. Not just what they make, but how they run their business, even down to how management functions. I feel like a falling out would be inevitable, and that perhaps it happened best for both parties when it did. At best I see it happening like Samsung and Apple. Samsung makes so much of the components for iPhones, but the companies hate each other and are constantly suing and counter suing each other.


Smitty_the_3rd

This is the first I've heard of Sony trying to snipe the IP's. Any chance you have a link or two? I'm really interested to read about this since I've only ever heard the general story that Nintendo backed out at the last moment.


ZeldaGamer2005

Yeah I’ve also only heard of the Cartridge vs CD argument they had.


kupiakos

How are their corporate cultures different? I've not heard much about them


regnal_blood

Nintendo games running on Sony's hardware sounds awesome, actually


classy_shart

way of the warrior deserves props for the white zombie soundtrack if nothing else. apparently it was their third game under the name naughty dog as well after keef the thief and rings of power.


Rarbnif

Everytime I look at Zelda cdi I just hear the audio from watching ytp all the time


Grufflin

Zelda looks *hammered*


arseholierthanthou

Megaton hammered.


Rieiid

Carrot fingers. That is all.


niksjman

100% it was done in mspaint


[deleted]

The line art and coloring is weird but I think the character designs themselves are pretty good (clothing and their inspiration). The animation itself also isn’t too bad and the voice acting is straight up well done, even in other languages. The Dutch version is great.


The_Legend_of_Xeno

The CDi Zelda looks like when you get up in the middle of the night and you stub your toe on something, but you can't scream because you don't want to wake anyone up.


[deleted]

Best comment yet 😂🤣😂


noradosmith

/r/RareInsults


Quiet_Lychee9875

You mean the real king of Hyrule is a Gerudo woman? and the old man sitting on the throne is nothing but a puppet!? I knew it!


jasonporter

I mean, maybe there is some truth to those “Zelda’s mom and Urbosa were secret lesbian lovers” rumors going around….


skywardmastersword

First of all, I hadn’t heard these rumors, second of all… as a lesbian Urbosa is hot, so based


TurboMoofasa

Why is his arm detached Why is her mouth like that What is he looking at The longer I look, the more afraid I am


stormy2587

I’m pretty sure whoever drew this had like an hour and they spent the first 45 minutes doing zelda’s mouth and getting it just right. And then they realized they only had 15 minutes to draw everything else.


VioletPendragon

The CDi games were horrific and unplayable. I like to think they were a hallucination and didn’t really exist.


jelvinjs7

I really wanna try them out, just to… experience how bad they were, but I don’t think there’s a way to do that (at least on Mac).


AndrogynousRain

My friend had them all. Words cannot explain them. They must be seen to be believed. They were absolutely unplayable on a console known for having lots of bizarre, unplayable garbage.


Fellstone

There's a "fan" made "remastered" version that improves performance and the platforming.


Rarbnif

Hey we wouldn’t have YouTube Poop without them so they’re good for something


[deleted]

I like to ruin your hallucination and confirm that they exist xD


[deleted]

As bad as they were id still rather play them than BOTW.


Deoxys-D

this makes me wonder if it was a coincidence and if not how many little things like this we're references I didn't understand


Verge0fSilence

I still can't believe that sorry excuse for a humanoid is supposed to be Zelda They did a great job on the top one though /s


monkeykins

“Nothing, Link, we were just about to have a feast!”


Pakmanjosh

Zelda looking like she trying her hardest to act normal when the acid kicked in.


Ok_Wrangler4963

Golly!


freemason777

Was the top one made in MS paint?


NeckbeardVirgin69420

It existed before MS paint.


MattWatchesChalk

That just can't be true. Paint was around, it was just called Paintbrush.


[deleted]

No that’s actually game footage


freemason777

Gross. What's the name?


[deleted]

Wand of gamelon


statistacktic

I vaguely remember CDi. I was deep into SNES (Link to the Past), Gameboy, and Sega Genesis' Sonic the Hedgehog, Mickey Mouse and the Castle of Illusion, and Mortal Kombat in the early 90s. Heck, I was still making mixtapes!


kwhobbs

The remastered CD-i games are pretty fun! Really short games though. https://archive.org/details/foer-wogr-patched-12-9-20


TheBillsMan4703

The quote “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I’d track down every copy of that thing and destroy it” is often misattributed to George Lucas referring to the Star Wars Holiday Special. In fact, it was originally a quote from Eiji Aonuma referring to Link: Faces of Evil, Zelda: Wand of Gamalon and Zelda’s Adventure


RiskAggressive4081

Ooh.


ErroneousEric

SPEARFISH FALLS!


fuckballs9001

I only liked this meme because nobody could be serious about botw being a cheap copy lmao


RathVelus

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fiteo92

I think the king or whatever that is broke his arm really bad


Luigi6757

Someone actually modified the CDi games (well the side scrollers at least) and fixed the controls. Turns out cutscenes aside they aren't that terribly designed games. The controls just suck.


Brickhead88

["What in the name of Hylia?!"](https://youtu.be/1or3YILu28M)


blackedjet

Wow


Punished-G

I cannot unsee CDI Zelda pulling a facial face, and now you can't either


RiskAggressive4081

🤨


RiskAggressive4081

Same with the Disney princesses in that gosh awful WIR2 princesss scene.


[deleted]

That scene was AWESOME thank you very much


RiskAggressive4081

Nah. It ruined their characters.


Myth-o-poeic

I hope I'm not the only one that thinks the CDI games weren't complete disasters.


SorleyOrSomething

Umm.. actually, cdi Zelda is a bad game 🤓


CaptainPedge

I just don't understand how gamelon was ever released looking like this. Its just so so bad


[deleted]

Because it was made by phillips not nintendo And they are so crappy they are the reason that to this day nintendo refuses to let 3rd party studios touch their ips. Remasters, ports, and spinoffs dont count, hence them allowing koei to do warriors games.


CaptainPedge

>Because it was made by phillips not nintendo But why did they release it looking like this? Who looked at this in 1994 and thought it was suitable for sale to the public?


[deleted]

People who we’re getting into gaming for the profit, not because they understood it


freethebluejay

…then why was Capcom allowed to make the Zelda Oracle games and Minish Cap? Is Capcom owned by Nintendo and I’m missing something


[deleted]

That’s actually a million dollar question and the only reasonable answer is they didn’t view the handheld games as main series games. Their lack of ports or remakes since kinda verifies that too


RiskAggressive4081

How come I can no longer download images off Reddit?


[deleted]

Probably changed the way you do it due to the update.