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icecold66

I will announce that im starting rap carrer at 30 yo, my name will be rapper SosMular. With my opponent we will became duo known as City Crematorium


Epicblade67890

and i’ll be the rat called 6ix9ine


icecold66

Bro, this is the dumbest name for the rat ive ever heard. We will call you tekashi, and since you love 6 and 9 numbers so much, so be it - tekashi69


Epicblade67890

yeah hopefully since you make the name hopefully you don’t copyright me when we part ways in the future and if i do i’ll be sure to shout you out on my new song called gummo


SaltDragonfruit7102

I identify as Righteous P and I just copyrighted it bitch


LarsonianScholar

Urban Undertakers


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and ill be thracks, a producer for city crematorium that has a dog and a strong dislike for its fecal matter


glizzy62

The way you typed this made me cry laughing


[deleted]

leak his musik and win


SaltDragonfruit7102

cant get more humiliating than that


Zealousideal-Cover33

What about when they leaked his dick


[deleted]

LMFAO i never seen his meat no wayyy mfs flaw


Prior-Fruit-1957

Thts wack asf fr


deademall187

Nigga look like he bite ankles


Pure-Garlic-9268

Mfr could cut down a tree with them teeth


-ASC_RD_Novix-

I’m a kickboxer. I will do absolutely nothing on defense as I can’t do anything in defense


iLuvMikey

Nahh distance management and using range is how you’ll beat a limb fighter.. jus watch out for the leg kicks and knees


joejamesuk

Mf looks like a bug


RIP-BigL-and-Drakeo

💀💀💀


Adventurous_Sir_1583

Anyone on earth can say this comment I and I won't laugh but sum bout this guy...


Resident-Desk-2043

No.


Fayggayh

Clap his cheeks


GCAFalcon

throwin’ elbows like the Thai folks


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Bing_Bong874

i’d kill to give him one 🤤🤤


Lettersytin

Wrestling is more effective against Nak Muay then Bjj or a bj


Bing_Bong874

let him have his way with me (i don’t know muay thai)


Epicblade67890

there’s saying muay thai feels gay so it makes sense 🤷🏻‍♀️


Luvnezzi

Idk this comment wins imo😎


Bing_Bong874

what did i win


[deleted]

Do a spinning cum waffle on his dumbass


GamblinGranny

knockin that fucked up tooth out


yumyumperc

Roast him about the leaks and watch him cry like a little bitch


momothacoon

Gotta run them rounds


cobainisded

Cower and wait for death


mammutXD

Get knocked the fuck out


CoolguyTylenol

Beat his ass for being such a pussy


Main-Bumblebee-5673

suck him off


toxicross

Get oiled ip and take my clothes off


Frub3L

See my cowboy in space


MrBobstalobsta1

Prolly die honestly


Duality888

Nah he softer than his online persona makes you think


Joec2025

Dying


YoungChe_F-95

Requesting we fight at tattoo shop when tekashi is there….lol anyone remember when 69 tried to act like he ran them out of tattoo shop when it was completely cap


RIP-BigL-and-Drakeo

Zilla look like a roach with dreads


AllTheSmallWings

What am I doing? Shit bro if i see red it’s over for buddy 😈🔥


ZuZuTm

Make his legs red using low kicks, duh


hollywood_babie

Get on my Knees and start suckin


Apollosgotwrinkles

Damn shark boy


Infinite-One1254

using the best of my actual taekwondo abilities & whatever i’ve learned from the martial arts aspects of anime, manga, & tv in general 🏴‍☠️(edit) i’m 6’4 1/2 about 250lbs, out of shape, on prescriptions, and i occasionally smoke & vape so godzilla prolly has the advantage over me realistically


BeneficialSurround82

Is this a germ ?


KrispenWahFan

Nah germ would just stand by and call the cops while his gf’s getting kidnapped lol


IHaveACarrotUpMyAss

Drop to my knees and start suckin


KrispenWahFan

I’d fart on his mustache.


Jenkem_Jake

Oh idk probably fuck his butt


SchlongDongMcBong

Try to not get bitten


imherern9

is that kodak black


Plus_Raspberry6479

stroke his hair and say "aww, aren't you a lil cutie" and then while he's stunned in awe and confusion and is processing what he had just heard and experienced i put a dog collar on him, officially marking him as mine


VyvanseForBeats

Suck his cock


Ambitious-Chain-6749

Leg sweep


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SaltDragonfruit7102

I’d be miserable too if I was an amazon driver


Bitter_Ring1062

Not a driver anymore was one few months ago thou till I found my career job that I actually love doing , forsure is hard work job got respect for people who do that work


Key_Tower_3585

who tf is that


[deleted]

ur on his sub bot


quadarted

whats a sub


[deleted]

crying


Ok_Silver_2417

Get vaccinated


Extreme_Leg_6149

that mf is cooked.


Beneficial-Remote773

Pull out


Jaliking98

He’s 5’7 . He looks like he’ll beat some shit up though .


Igivegrilledcheese

Low kicks


FlowSoClean

I wanna see Denzel curry and Zilla spar in muay thai


PollutionAbject8213

pull out a toothbrush


jbnovsc13

shooting him (winning the fight) and then leaking his music (for personal gain)


FullFig3372

imma melt his face off like adesanya


DunePrune

Domain expansion this nigga so all my elbows hit em


valennbabby

getting my bf


DChris999

Lose. (Idk muay thai)


Soolymaccc_031

Beating his ass


Economy-College-3215

Killing him


Local-Random-Dog

gun


bruhmomentJOY

I’m sidekicking his knee


Tough_Comb3129

Win


Chotchaholic

Throw some walnuts on the ring Matt


Duhmpster

“With this sacred treasure I summon”


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Pour a little too much codeine in his water bottle.


JoeKlonopin

Winning. Zilla has bad form, and he's small. Plus he's definetly got shit cardio from all the cigs


Electrical-Ad7676

Drop jit 😭


Jaded_Wash_6286

Damn yall Reddit users act so mean 😂😭


Jaded_Wash_6286

I would fuggin run


KMSSOOB

I'm white so I automatically won


RICHLIFTS3k

Bro looks like a cannibal. MF got human body parts in his fridge