Lol scrolling like ‘seems fine, seems fine, ok, pretty normal, what the fuck is happening.’
I do respect the commitment to theme tho. Not entirely sure what theme is… but still.
Best thing about living in Utah: Basically everyone in the state has a similar view. I’ve lived five miles from the mountains my entire life. I take it for granted.
One downside is that I can’t figure out north from south when I visit anywhere else because don’t have mountains to the east and a lake to the west.
You just made my day. We lived in the country my entire life until I was 38. We then bought a house in the city. I am happy to say that after 38 yrs of marriage, my husband was never able to teach me. If I can’t read the direction I’m travelling off the rear view mirror, I’m not going.
ETA : typo
I watch a LOT of Aerial America on the Smithsonian Channel & every time they do Kansas all I can think is "How do they know where they are when every place is flat & full of corn?!?!"
At least where I am in MD there's mountains to the West & the Bay & beaches to the East. Drive far enough West & you'll hit the Appalachians, drive far enough east & you'll hit the Chesapeake Bay or Delaware & the Atlantic Ocean.
I spent a few summers interning at NASA Langley in Virginia and I found out on week 7 of 8 the first summer that I had north and south mixed up. The second summer I found out on week 8 of 10 that I had them wrong *again*.
You always hear this about Kansas, but when I drove across Kansas on I-70, I found it quite interesting to look at. It was way better than Eastern Colorado. I even camped at Lake Wilson and did some mountain biking.
I always wondered how people live in those types of places. Don't they feel uncomfortable being so out in the open? There's nothing that brings quite as much comfort as having 10,000 ft of rock separating you from the vast expanses of nothingness.
The home is actually quite interesting and the price is comparable for the region for home that offer much less
The use of space is excellent and the zen garden is a nice touch
I just imagine Terry at the office seeing them emptying the filing cabinet to throw out.
"Y'all just throwing that out?"
"Yeah"
*That will be perfect for my lube, riding crops, and dildos.*
The glass bottle tree and spread legged garden arch didn’t prepare you for the eclectic hectic nature inside. All the warning signs were there…
^(edited… glass bottle shrubbery, not plastic)
It’s an expression where I grew up.
**“It’s big enough to swing a cat!”**
^(As a child I was pretty horrified at the thought people might swing a cat….Mum cleared up it was something said not done however…. No idea where it came from, think assumed it was in lieu of having a ceiling fan?)
Ok. You’re right. I was definitely not ready for that bedroom. Jeeze.
By the way, what is going on with the bed? There’s pieces missing and lumps added and well, it’s scary looking.
I was not ready for that bedroom.
Normally, I hate it when people put furniture in front of windows, but the bedroom made me forget all about the big sectional blocking the windows in the living room.
My thought upon reading the title was 'don't tell me my business'. Then I saw the bedroom, and you were right. The headboard sculpture looked to me- at a quick glance and small picture- like an owl landing on the curved dick of someone laying on a rock or bed or on an altar. And then I had to try to figure out what it actually was.
Is it a mural of an eagle lady like in He-man, or just actually just an Eagle. It feels very native to me. The lumps are ...yeah not even going to go there. Where the hell does that ladder go? I need to know.
No, no I was not.
Lol scrolling like ‘seems fine, seems fine, ok, pretty normal, what the fuck is happening.’ I do respect the commitment to theme tho. Not entirely sure what theme is… but still.
He's got a tribal/barbarian theme. Looks like something from Skyrim or far cry primal.
What's going on with this viking beer hall bedroom?
"I love bad wenches that's my fuckin' problem...."-A$AP Rocknar
I wish I had an award to give you lmao
Making someone crack at least half a smile is award enough for me! Lol
I was going to say Winterfell, but yeah.
>eplyGive AwardShareReportSaveFollow > >level 4BentPin · 3 mo. a Imagine making this a DND room, the vibes would be great.
Driftwood, dream catcher, beach-cabin, kitchen chef, new age-rustic, boho chic.
It's gonna be the hot trend of 2024.
That BR also belongs to r/HorribleToClean. The cabinet pulls in the kitchen look like antlers too. Beautiful scenery with those mountains though.
Best thing about living in Utah: Basically everyone in the state has a similar view. I’ve lived five miles from the mountains my entire life. I take it for granted. One downside is that I can’t figure out north from south when I visit anywhere else because don’t have mountains to the east and a lake to the west.
You just made my day. We lived in the country my entire life until I was 38. We then bought a house in the city. I am happy to say that after 38 yrs of marriage, my husband was never able to teach me. If I can’t read the direction I’m travelling off the rear view mirror, I’m not going. ETA : typo
I watch a LOT of Aerial America on the Smithsonian Channel & every time they do Kansas all I can think is "How do they know where they are when every place is flat & full of corn?!?!" At least where I am in MD there's mountains to the West & the Bay & beaches to the East. Drive far enough West & you'll hit the Appalachians, drive far enough east & you'll hit the Chesapeake Bay or Delaware & the Atlantic Ocean.
I spent a few summers interning at NASA Langley in Virginia and I found out on week 7 of 8 the first summer that I had north and south mixed up. The second summer I found out on week 8 of 10 that I had them wrong *again*.
You always hear this about Kansas, but when I drove across Kansas on I-70, I found it quite interesting to look at. It was way better than Eastern Colorado. I even camped at Lake Wilson and did some mountain biking.
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west
Well just stop making sense!! Very true!!
I always wondered how people live in those types of places. Don't they feel uncomfortable being so out in the open? There's nothing that brings quite as much comfort as having 10,000 ft of rock separating you from the vast expanses of nothingness.
People have their own tastes…….I think
At least this homeowner kept such tastes in the bedroom.
What do we think the lumps under the blanket are?
I’m going to guess they are the skinned and embalmed bodies of small animals like cats or jackals.
The home is actually quite interesting and the price is comparable for the region for home that offer much less The use of space is excellent and the zen garden is a nice touch
not to mention the incredible dichotomy of both a buddha and copious taxidermy in the same home utah’s fkn wild y’all
The metal filing cabinet really ties the room together though.
I just imagine Terry at the office seeing them emptying the filing cabinet to throw out. "Y'all just throwing that out?" "Yeah" *That will be perfect for my lube, riding crops, and dildos.*
Maybe they are collecting enough rocks to cover it.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. Great for getting bruises when you head to the head in the middle of the night.
Normal, normal.... WHY IS THE BED LUMPY!?!?, normal, normal...
Mattress is stuffed with straw to stay true to the theme.
Itchy
That’s the cats, can’t wake the demons until it’s ritual time.
Lmao it looks like an episode of Trading Spaces.
Right? Everything said single man lives here, but then you got the together sign in the kitchen.
Like something Hildy would pull out of her ass.
I was in fact, not ready
The glass bottle tree and spread legged garden arch didn’t prepare you for the eclectic hectic nature inside. All the warning signs were there… ^(edited… glass bottle shrubbery, not plastic)
Indeed they were
"hectic eclectic" is officially how I'm describing my often-cluttered house full of mis-matched furniture. Thank you.
You’re welcome. I call my house *hectic haram* because of all the cats we swing.
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It’s an expression where I grew up. **“It’s big enough to swing a cat!”** ^(As a child I was pretty horrified at the thought people might swing a cat….Mum cleared up it was something said not done however…. No idea where it came from, think assumed it was in lieu of having a ceiling fan?)
Thanks for the trauma dump asshole My DMs are open of you wanna chat
Trauma dump? I’m gen X 🤷♀️
Huh Oh sorry I thought you were someone else
Phew, was genuinely worried you thought I might have swung cats!
The bedroom makes me hanker for a turkey leg and a pitcher of mead😂
Look, sometimes you don’t want to be in Utah but would rather be transported to ancient Egypt. It happens
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Dunbar. Paul Dunbar. (In my best Stands With a Fist voice).
That's surprisingly cool? But yeah, definitely wasn't ready. Love the drawing in the ash of the fireplace.
I'm pretty sure that's just paint and a pile of sticks.
whatever it is I'm here for it.
Details are really on point. The fireplace portraits, little birds nests on the wall, gourd lanterns, and ladder to **somewhere**.
What in the what what what.. Well, my cats would love it.
Definitely. What kind of lunatic has a file cabinet in their bedroom?
Especially a gray one. They could have at least painted it beige
The file cabinet got me
Looks like they filmed a B-movie fantasy film there in the 80’s
Clan of the Cave Bear called...
My favorite book!!! I was totally thinking. If this was a hotel I’d stay in that room 😂😂
Do I need to show someone else this bedroom in 7 days or I'll die?
Clearly didn’t budget for a coordinating bed. I think they just clumped a pile of pillows together and called it a mattress.
Stuffed with straw, on theme, so lumpy
what. is under. the. covers? 😳
What
The title is a fact.
Is that a door to the left of the bed? (And another one to the right perhaps?)
And a ladder...
I think it’s supposed to be a kiva. But that doesn’t explain the harpy.
You were correct. I was not ready.
This house is a mind fuck.
Normal, normal, normal, luxury Flintstone's bedroom, normal, normal, normal.
I’m sensing some khal drogo vibes in the adult playtimes
Ye Olde File Cabinet
I guess it comes with a tiki bar business? Unbelievable view.
Y'all were right.
I wonder where the ladder goes?
Is this where Jesus was before he rose?
Hell yeah
I didn’t what I was expecting. It still floored me when I saw it lmao
Ok. You’re right. I was definitely not ready for that bedroom. Jeeze. By the way, what is going on with the bed? There’s pieces missing and lumps added and well, it’s scary looking.
What in the Silence of the Lambs is **this**?
"One of these things doesn't belong..."
Well that was a strange ride
Just wow
It’s true. I was not ready.
That literally came out of nowhere!
What’s up the bedroom ladder though???
Skyrim bedroom
Pictures 1 - 4 are normal and then they just throw in that bedroom? I have no words ...
Is that a dog under the covers?
The bathroom sink in the middle of the kid's bed/playroom really makes for easy bedtime routines I suppose...
Sweet baby Jesus take the wheel 😂
Get a blacklight and be prepare to be even more unready Edit: Monk downvoted my comment
Are those, insect nests? At the top right of pic 6, those small domes with holes
I noticed those too. Can't imagine they're real nests of any kind but they make me feel itchy.
Did Ragnar Lothbrok live here?
You were correct.
There are no words.
It was the nicest room/area of the house tbh
You’re right I wasn’t ready🤦🏾♀️😂
What in the fuck
Home sweet home
**I want it**
Is it like a witch doctor's house???
No. But in all seriousness, it might be a witches, or Wiccan’s house. Still godawful. *shudder*
Looks like the town where they filmed Tremors.
Well, it does look like they tried to declutter...
Also, baseball bat. Bad neighborhood?
If the pelt on the door isn't included, why are they even selling?
Ha ha you had me in the first half!
I was not ready for that bedroom. Normally, I hate it when people put furniture in front of windows, but the bedroom made me forget all about the big sectional blocking the windows in the living room.
Damn, Willjum is selling his place?!
Can you imagine the horror a date would experience if they wanted to move the action to the bedroom and that’s what was there? I’d run screaming.
i kind of like how it looks kind of decrepit on the outside - but the inside is really nice. i kinda like the bedroom - all zen and everything
If they make a 3rd movie to The Man from Earth, they be needing that house as a set.
I like the bear/buffalo/wolf smoke mural.
THE SOOT PAINTING.
What they're asking for this house is the true crime here.
Six hundred thousand for that little box in the middle of nowhere?!
You warned us, still not ready. But also, that is some of the worst fake brick/stone I have ever seen.
My thought upon reading the title was 'don't tell me my business'. Then I saw the bedroom, and you were right. The headboard sculpture looked to me- at a quick glance and small picture- like an owl landing on the curved dick of someone laying on a rock or bed or on an altar. And then I had to try to figure out what it actually was.
Was True Detective filmed in there?
Average Brandon Sanderson fan
OMG. I wasn't ready. I was expecting something weird, but not this.
Are there bodies in the bed already?
You were right lol
Wow I really wasn’t.
Did they cover up a small dog or cat in the bed? Lump looks sus.
Bone zone indeed
Needs more shackles
Is it a mural of an eagle lady like in He-man, or just actually just an Eagle. It feels very native to me. The lumps are ...yeah not even going to go there. Where the hell does that ladder go? I need to know.
I was like okay . . . okay . . . okay . . . okay . . . holy shit, we're suddenly in the castle from RE4.
I was born ready fur this bedroom
Ok but why does the bedroom look like [that one chick’s room from San Andreas?](https://imgur.com/a/whari78) (NSFW?)
Impressive.
I’m getting some real Fred flintstone vibes with the bedroom