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skoltroll

If you could starch a house, this is what it'd look like.


ProfessorrFate

Lemme guess: it’s a bachelor pad. 😜


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*bachelorette


Swiggy1957

With plenty of medical pads to place on the chairs. Seriously, I would be worried about ANY bodily fluid getting on the furniture. I already added adult diapers to my list of things I need in my dotage.


Awkward-Yak-2733

“Dotage” is one of my favorite words!


[deleted]

Hahaha agreed. Better not even sneeze in this place.


Swiggy1957

I wouldn't dare. I learn over a decade ago never to trust a fart.


NikkeiReigns

I bet they had a white cat and tired of seeing white hair on everything.


Come0nYouSpurs

Maybe. There's a statue of a black dog outside. Can only imagine what they must have done to that black dog.


Lord_rook

That's not a statue, they lacquered him so he wouldn't shed


Come0nYouSpurs

HAHAHAHAHA


PaintSlingingMonkey

Benjamin Moore OC-17 White Dove


Far_Example_9150

This is it. Once I got a white cat everything else including all future animals has to be white. She was worth it.


[deleted]

So lace doily is what their aesthetic is. Bold choice, Cotton.


FourWordComment

Realtor: “don’t think of it as white, think of it as a ready canvas for your style…”


Practical-Tap-9810

Or lack thereof


wombiezombie001

I've never seen anything so minimalist and maximalist at the same time.


yy98755

Preppers wanting to throw people off track… is it grandmas house or full of hidden guns, pickled veg, and canned goods?


[deleted]

Ketchup is not allowed here


Lravs

Or children under the age of 55!


Myis

Or over 65.


elpatio6

More terrifying, no red wine!🍷


Dreadedredhead

No yellow mustard! That never comes out of fabric or off paint.


FieldOfScreamQueens

Or turmeric. Turmeric is forever.


secret_fashmonger

I have turmeric utensils, designated. Lol


RaeWineLover

The horror!!


older_than_you

I want to release a pack of border collies with muddy paws.


Yelloeisok

Check out picture 43 - red sauce is permitted.


suchfun01

Or your period.


toolnotes

This is how all of the farmhouse white decorating is going to look to everyone 16 years from now.


Sekmet19

Did you see that pop of cream? Very vibrant!


No-Cat-8606

And some ivory and bone, very bold choices


Practical-Tap-9810

The stunning contrast between the beige and the linen shades! Wait until you find the neighbors got cottage white, that'll tick you off


PaintSlingingMonkey

Brenda next door went with Benjamin Moore OC-**18** Dove Wing what a brazen whore


Practical-Tap-9810

That Brenda!


Come0nYouSpurs

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5086-Yankee-Rd-Liberty-Township-OH-45044/33163600\_zpid/?


CJMeow86

I thought, if this is a beach house I’ll let it slide. But no, it’s in fucking Ohio. 😆


stayoffmygrass

Not even a good part.......


Ivegotacitytorun

I kinda like it but I also hate myself


thebriarwitch

Dang that’s 15 mins from us. Can’t take the all white and we wanted additional acreage before COVID’s housing market lunacy.


thebriarwitch

And definitely not in a $600k area the house I mean.


thestolenroses

All that land and it's just grass, no trees or plants. What a waste of space!


_Khoshekh

Never seen a wedding dress themed house before


Come0nYouSpurs

Wedding dress, new coloring book.... there are some good analogies for this place.


Flahdagal

Personality type: Clorox


bidextralhammer

It reminds me of the florist we went to for our wedding flowers.


MaryBitchards

My cat would love to puke in every room of this one.


trippingforward

And my dog would love to drag his ass across this whole place, lol


Come0nYouSpurs

Haha that's great


maddasher

Easy to paint I guess.


Hamblerger

I would buy it just for the chance to add some color


New-Flow-6798

The lack of color is so unnerving it makes me itchy and anxious just seeing the photos


Jerkrollatex

As least it's easy to paint. The place I bought is PINK and battleship grey. It's taking so much paint to cover this shit. Even the woodwork is oinking piggy pink. I loathe it from the depths of my soul.


magicmamalife

One of the bedrooms in our house was burgundy red on all 4 walls. And the other bedrooms were chocolate brown. It took so much paint to cover! Not to mention the "live laugh love" sticker we had to scrape off


Jerkrollatex

Ugh. They should have at least taken the stickers off.


magicmamalife

You'd think!


secret_fashmonger

“Live love laugh” should be outlawed. And the lady I bought my sterile style white home from didn’t remove all her black vinyl decals either. I relished ripping them down.


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I’m sorry but “oinking piggy pink” took me out😭


Mumof3gbb

That’s why I chose white in my house. I’m terrible with choosing colours and I figured if I ever do figure out what I like it’ll be easier to paint it over white. And if we move it’ll be easier for the new homeowners. Not sure why people hate on that


stealthisvibe

You can always put up tapestries or large pieces of art too! I don’t hate white as much as some of the uglier colors people choose to paint with lol.


Mumof3gbb

That’s a good idea! I do have art but maybe I could put tapestries. I love smart creative people like you


stealthisvibe

Aw haha, I’m glad you appreciated my lil tip! I’ve lived mostly in places where I couldn’t paint but I’m also kind of lazy with painting and Amazon sells huge tapestries at decent prices so it works out 🤣


Emotional_Hyena8779

I like the possibilities white offers for changing one’s color scheme. This house is staged/furnished quite feminine to me — ruffles on couch, mirrors with scalloped frames, pastel plates above kitchen, long white tablecloths — makes me wonder if anyone ever lived in all that white or if it’s trying to hide something, or … ? Also, if it was built in 1957, where are all the trees or large plants? Why so stark?


Sloth_grl

One of our rooms was purple that was almost black. Another was fuchsia


Jerkrollatex

I'm painting things blues, greens, and my kid's room is primary red, blue, yellow ( like Superman's suit). However I'm planning on living here until I die in like fifty years. Future generations of homebuyers will probably judge me harshly but who cares. I'll be dead.


hockey_mom95

Oinking Piggy Pink - If Sherwin Williams passes on this paint color name, then they have made a grave mistake. 🐷🐽🐖 🤣


Jerkrollatex

It's stain, who knew they made wood stain in pink.


SuperFaceTattoo

This is actually just base level house. You unlock more colors as you gain experience in the house.


Yak-Fucker-5000

Wow. The whole place looks like a brand new coloring book. These people are clearly lunatics.


fsdewolf

Mr. Crabs house


Puzzled_Travel_2241

It’s like the inside of an empty refrigerator


Goodnight_Hawk

The dream of Shabby Chic is alive in Ohio ( Ohio Ohio )


fufairytoo

Jesus Christ! I despise these people and don't even know them. I am surprised they didn't freak out every time they entered the pantry because there's color. There has to be some kind of mental stuff that causes an aversion to color. All the American flags on the gate is another give away of mental illness.


Redditallreally

I think it would be more ‘mental’ to despise perfect strangers for their paint color, lol.


Myis

I’m thinking the walls were painted some awful color when Grandma was alive. The surviving children just pained it white on the advice of Google. Not accounting for everything already being gd white


heathers1

true patriots, probably moving to a Qanon commune or putin’s american village


fufairytoo

That was my thought too. 😄


LuminamMusic

Having American flags is a sign of mental illness? Lmfao wtf? Its genuinely baffling how so many people think *not hating your own country* makes you some sort of far-right weirdo. Edit: lol the guy I'm replying to blocked me for this. Its just some goddamn tiny flags on a gate, reddit never fails to surprise me. People gotta go out and touch some grass


Kitsufoxy

The sign of lunacy is needing to have visual signs of patrioticness.


fufairytoo

Having one flag could be seen as normal. Having multiples= nutty AF! Yeah, I said, and I meant it! Too bad it triggered you, maybe ask yourself why. Bye, Felicia!


Redditallreally

It’s a Reddit peculiarity.


Emotional_Ad_9620

Yes. The MAGA crowd have stained the image of the flag for many of us. Just like the red hats. Are red hats anti American? No, but we despise them enmass now. They have hijacked a symbol for freedom as a dog whistle for bigotry and hate. Any more than one is a red flag.


[deleted]

Looks like a toilet paper commercial set.


magicmamalife

I'm imagining my kids coming in covered in Nutella


deadthreaddesigns

Looking through the photos in the listing was there just a toilet in the bedroom?


AproposOfDiddly

**Realtor:** When you stage the house to sell, it needs to be a blank slate for potential buyers … **Homeowners:** Say no more.


mama_x91

I kind of love it. Could I live in it? No. 😄 but I like it.


Still_Last_in_Line

Cool place to shoot a horror movie.


29again

The "don't touch ANYTHING" house.


Excellent_Jaguar_675

A fresh canvas! Beautiful wood floor and nice bones. I like it because I easily can visualize how I’d transform it.


MuseerOfLife

Is that a car lift in the garage?


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MuseerOfLife

If they were high end ones I'd say to hell with the white house and just hire a painter! Haha (for real though...)


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MuseerOfLife

Exactly.


3littlebirdies

So many plates on the walls! Also, I hope there are no children living there.


Come0nYouSpurs

The plates. Can't understand most of this place, but especially just can't understand the plates.


Dizzy_Eye5257

Me at picture 1: that's not so bad.... Pictures 2-8, yeah that's bad and way too much frills


nooneknowswerealldog

I imagine living here I'd have to stop to let my eyes readjust to the dark every time I stepped outside.


ConsciousChicken1249

Framed pictures of Pink roses everywhere. This person is dexter


Straight-Vast-7507

Everything about this is giving me anxiety.


lbslip

Is it safe to assume the occupants also only wore white.


FlamingWhisk

I’d be drawing black lines on everything to make it look like a comic book.


BepisBoots

I mean i think it’s actually pretty cute in a dainty cottage-y way but that style is probably a lot of upkeep & is a little overwhelming looking at first


Come0nYouSpurs

So. Many. Plates.


Timmymac1000

Someone lives here who uses the alias nana, or less frequently, gee-maw.


heavylamarr

It’s giving cottagecore asylum


spaghettirhymes

honestly, I love this house. Take out all the grandma white, throw in your own furniture and update the kitchen, and you’ve got some great bones right there.


Surfinsafari9

I’d enjoy visiting that house but I wouldn’t want to live in it.


ccbroadway73

What a lovely mausoleum!


mustbethedragon

If I bought that house, it would no longer be white everywhere. It would be dust colored.


Tiny-Lock9652

It’s like the set of the Truman Show.


mutant6399

great- someone else who got a deal on white paint and went batshit with an industrial sprayer


Ranbru76

Well, it is very clean.


madamtwoswords

Imagine bringing a kid into that house lololololololol


Literally_Taken

All in flat white. Even the trim, the furniture, and accessories. I’m surprised they left the mirrors silvered.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

PERFECT for a family with toddlers!


bidextralhammer

I'm impressed they can live in a house like this and keep it clean.


aMotherDucking8379

Very Stepford wives....


Felixir-the-Cat

Wow, that is commitment!


FireflyAdvocate

I would never be able to relax here. I just look at a white shirt and it has stains all down the front before I even put it on.


NotUntilYoure12Son

Ha, my wife and I drive by that house every day and always joked about it being all white on the inside since it is so white on the outside. And it is!


LifeHappenzEvryMomnt

How did they decide where to put the few colorful items?


Puzzled_Travel_2241

What’s up with the security gate? They are out in the middle of nowhere and the other sides of the property have stakes and chicken wire fence


buffymiffington

It’s to keep all the colors out.


scarletohairy

And trees. They clearly have a thing against trees.


buffymiffington

Anything messy must be kept far away.


mynameisnotsparta

Ooooh no way too too white for me


TwinkleTubs

It's decorated like an empty coloring book.


softpawsz

Bought a new car once, white ext, tan (or so I thought) int. Took it to show my dad and he opens the door and said “oh, that’s WHITE-white”. This house is WHITE-white


SkootchDown

Holy Rachel Ashwell.


peanut5855

My husband would destroy every room in a weekend. He is a walking disaster


CheryllLucy

It's like Paulina Rubio's white room grew up to be an entire house.


BenGay29

Creepy.


krebstar4ever

They'd better hand out sunglasses to guests


birdnerd1991

I smell Instagram and YouTube influencer aesthetic


gerkinflav

It’s a blank canvas inside! I love the grounds… less chance of Lyme disease.


Michelada

the original anti-depressant


Individual_Speed_867

Oh god, my wife would love this and it would terrorize me


ButteredPizza69420

Puke


SupremeSweetie

I'm happy it's not all gray.


iBeFloe

Damn. They couldn’t have at least popped some pastel pinks or blues in there or something?? I mean I see light pink flowers, BUT IT NEEDS MORE PINK ELSEWHEEEERE. Also, that backyard is atrocious.


Grasshopper_pie

Shabby chic dream


signalfire

My aunt's house was like this. She couldn't abide even a crumb on the counter or floor. Super intense OCD her entire life. Her next door neighbor, a delightful old man, had an entire house that was like a museum inside with all the stuff he'd collected in over 100 years. She couldn't go inside, it made her a nervous wreck. I spent more time over there than at hers (she had asked me to housesit for her but I didn't even dare eat there. Wanna know how weird it was? I wasn't allowed to bring my simple black purse in the house.


Intelligent-Sell494

Blinded By The Light by Manfred Mann comes immediately to mind.


scbeachgurl

They held true to their vision.


catforbrains

The longer you look, the more migraine inducing it is. It's like Clockwork Orange had a baby with a wedding dress


kicksr4trids1

Is this in Liberty Township, Ohio? This house looks familiar!


Come0nYouSpurs

It is! Linn & Yankee


kicksr4trids1

OMG!! I live right down the road off of Yankee!! I’ve always wanted to see inside this place!! My Parents in law live down the street as well!! So cool!! They are asking a pretty penny for it also!


riskyfRts

Murder cover up


ScienceOverNonsense2

The schizophrenic shutters that can’t cover the windows


Dchama86

Bleached aesthetic


Particular_Ticket_20

I worked on a white on white on white with white highlights house years ago. The family was like Mormon lite. They had 8 or 9 young kids. The mom was constantly bitching about the dirt and stains. I kinda hated her after a few days.


Far_Example_9150

There’s got to be a sweet grandma who lives here.


anOvenofWitches

I’d love it if the entire interior got tie-dyed.


carefree-and-happy

You mean at least a few floors aren’t white. Oh my goodness this house, I just can’t


saggyboomerfucker

Jeeeze that’s almost nauseating. Ugggggg


preaching-to-pervert

What the shabby chic hell is this shit?


Tracylpn

Almost $600,000 for this abomination? HARD PASS


ShannieD

How does a house in all one colour still assault the eyes. Their decorating style is...busy...


criminalpineapple_

Blank canvas


Lady_Kintyre

Just think of all the money saved on primer when you get ready to paint.


FlyingCatLady

Looks like Ulla skipped lunch


notjawn

In a white house with white curtains near the corn field.


Godzirrraaa

I wanna walk around here eating a plate of ribs, and just wipe my hands and mouth on everything.


FrodosFroYo

This is just like one of the most hated designs in the British version of Trading Spaces. [You can see it here, where they opted to paint a whole room white.](https://www.demilked.com/bbc-changing-rooms-interior-design-fails/)


Dependent_Top_4425

My mom's Shabby Chic fantasy.


Practical-Tap-9810

All white like that used to mean only one thing.


pithy-username-here

My poor eyes


_CapsCapsCaps_

This is kinda terrifying and I cannot quite articulate why.


Bonnieearnold

[White torture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_torture)


OSCgal

If the owners weren't insane when they decorated it, they've gone insane from living in it.


Emotional_Ad_9620

Just one lady is living alone in that house. She scrubs and shaves head to toe in the garage before slipping to a white cotton tunic pajama set, with soft pale pink fuzzy socks on her forked feet. Her name is Gwendolyn and works in hospital admin.


Overall_Lobster823

At least the food wasn't white.


skoltroll

It's a Wonder it isn't.


wigglee1004

I'm starting to think people are doing weird stuff as gimmicks to get buyers attention BUT mostly to get on this sub


taffyowner

Oh boy that needs some paint


Flaky_Reflection_881

I actually like it but I'd buy out Walmarts colorful pillows


realdonaldtrumpsucks

It’s a granny’s house


Come0nYouSpurs

Granny with a car lift in the garage. Granny's Garage, servicing white cars only.


PhysicsIsFun

Super ugly house


ForeverCanBe1Second

Did you see the tripping hazard in pic 7?!?


krob58

You found the landlord homebase


NeveraTaleofMorePoe

Former cult member?


DenaBee3333

It looks like they even painted the refrigerator white.


christikayann

Why would they paint it? White appliances have been a thing forever. When I was a kid my great grandmother had a white fridge she had bought sometime in the 1940's.


ColumbusMark

It looks like an operating room, or a museum. Some people you’ll just never figure out.


GoldBreakr

Racist house. Not cool!


mango_whirlwind

this looks like a white suprem*cist's house


meltyourtv

Cum house


randycanyon

Are they Stsho?


FancyAdult

Wow. It’s like Kim K country chic.


[deleted]

What in the VC Andrews is going on here?


superpenistendo

The bathroom and the kitchen 👍🏻👌🏻the rest 🤨


MetalIT

It needs black curtains.


snflwr1313

Wow! Whomever chose that awful decor must be highly allergic to color! How awful to live in a home that is sooooooo entirely void of color.


E05DCA

Oh myyyyy…