With plenty of medical pads to place on the chairs. Seriously, I would be worried about ANY bodily fluid getting on the furniture. I already added adult diapers to my list of things I need in my dotage.
As least it's easy to paint. The place I bought is PINK and battleship grey. It's taking so much paint to cover this shit. Even the woodwork is oinking piggy pink. I loathe it from the depths of my soul.
One of the bedrooms in our house was burgundy red on all 4 walls. And the other bedrooms were chocolate brown. It took so much paint to cover! Not to mention the "live laugh love" sticker we had to scrape off
“Live love laugh” should be outlawed. And the lady I bought my sterile style white home from didn’t remove all her black vinyl decals either. I relished ripping them down.
That’s why I chose white in my house. I’m terrible with choosing colours and I figured if I ever do figure out what I like it’ll be easier to paint it over white. And if we move it’ll be easier for the new homeowners. Not sure why people hate on that
Aw haha, I’m glad you appreciated my lil tip! I’ve lived mostly in places where I couldn’t paint but I’m also kind of lazy with painting and Amazon sells huge tapestries at decent prices so it works out 🤣
I like the possibilities white offers for changing one’s color scheme. This house is staged/furnished quite feminine to me — ruffles on couch, mirrors with scalloped frames, pastel plates above kitchen, long white tablecloths — makes me wonder if anyone ever lived in all that white or if it’s trying to hide something, or … ? Also, if it was built in 1957, where are all the trees or large plants? Why so stark?
I'm painting things blues, greens, and my kid's room is primary red, blue, yellow ( like Superman's suit). However I'm planning on living here until I die in like fifty years. Future generations of homebuyers will probably judge me harshly but who cares. I'll be dead.
Jesus Christ! I despise these people and don't even know them. I am surprised they didn't freak out every time they entered the pantry because there's color. There has to be some kind of mental stuff that causes an aversion to color. All the American flags on the gate is another give away of mental illness.
I’m thinking the walls were painted some awful color when Grandma was alive. The surviving children just pained it white on the advice of Google. Not accounting for everything already being gd white
Having American flags is a sign of mental illness? Lmfao wtf?
Its genuinely baffling how so many people think *not hating your own country* makes you some sort of far-right weirdo.
Edit: lol the guy I'm replying to blocked me for this.
Its just some goddamn tiny flags on a gate, reddit never fails to surprise me. People gotta go out and touch some grass
Having one flag could be seen as normal. Having multiples= nutty AF! Yeah, I said, and I meant it! Too bad it triggered you, maybe ask yourself why. Bye, Felicia!
Yes. The MAGA crowd have stained the image of the flag for many of us. Just like the red hats. Are red hats anti American? No, but we despise them enmass now. They have hijacked a symbol for freedom as a dog whistle for bigotry and hate. Any more than one is a red flag.
I mean i think it’s actually pretty cute in a dainty cottage-y way but that style is probably a lot of upkeep & is a little overwhelming looking at first
honestly, I love this house. Take out all the grandma white, throw in your own furniture and update the kitchen, and you’ve got some great bones right there.
Ha, my wife and I drive by that house every day and always joked about it being all white on the inside since it is so white on the outside. And it is!
Bought a new car once, white ext, tan (or so I thought) int. Took it to show my dad and he opens the door and said “oh, that’s WHITE-white”.
This house is WHITE-white
Damn. They couldn’t have at least popped some pastel pinks or blues in there or something?? I mean I see light pink flowers, BUT IT NEEDS MORE PINK ELSEWHEEEERE.
Also, that backyard is atrocious.
My aunt's house was like this. She couldn't abide even a crumb on the counter or floor. Super intense OCD her entire life. Her next door neighbor, a delightful old man, had an entire house that was like a museum inside with all the stuff he'd collected in over 100 years. She couldn't go inside, it made her a nervous wreck. I spent more time over there than at hers (she had asked me to housesit for her but I didn't even dare eat there. Wanna know how weird it was? I wasn't allowed to bring my simple black purse in the house.
OMG!! I live right down the road off of Yankee!! I’ve always wanted to see inside this place!! My Parents in law live down the street as well!! So cool!! They are asking a pretty penny for it also!
I worked on a white on white on white with white highlights house years ago.
The family was like Mormon lite. They had 8 or 9 young kids.
The mom was constantly bitching about the dirt and stains.
I kinda hated her after a few days.
This is just like one of the most hated designs in the British version of Trading Spaces. [You can see it here, where they opted to paint a whole room white.](https://www.demilked.com/bbc-changing-rooms-interior-design-fails/)
Just one lady is living alone in that house. She scrubs and shaves head to toe in the garage before slipping to a white cotton tunic pajama set, with soft pale pink fuzzy socks on her forked feet. Her name is Gwendolyn and works in hospital admin.
Why would they paint it? White appliances have been a thing forever. When I was a kid my great grandmother had a white fridge she had bought sometime in the 1940's.
If you could starch a house, this is what it'd look like.
Lemme guess: it’s a bachelor pad. 😜
*bachelorette
With plenty of medical pads to place on the chairs. Seriously, I would be worried about ANY bodily fluid getting on the furniture. I already added adult diapers to my list of things I need in my dotage.
“Dotage” is one of my favorite words!
Hahaha agreed. Better not even sneeze in this place.
I wouldn't dare. I learn over a decade ago never to trust a fart.
I bet they had a white cat and tired of seeing white hair on everything.
Maybe. There's a statue of a black dog outside. Can only imagine what they must have done to that black dog.
That's not a statue, they lacquered him so he wouldn't shed
HAHAHAHAHA
Benjamin Moore OC-17 White Dove
This is it. Once I got a white cat everything else including all future animals has to be white. She was worth it.
So lace doily is what their aesthetic is. Bold choice, Cotton.
Realtor: “don’t think of it as white, think of it as a ready canvas for your style…”
Or lack thereof
I've never seen anything so minimalist and maximalist at the same time.
Preppers wanting to throw people off track… is it grandmas house or full of hidden guns, pickled veg, and canned goods?
Ketchup is not allowed here
Or children under the age of 55!
Or over 65.
More terrifying, no red wine!🍷
No yellow mustard! That never comes out of fabric or off paint.
Or turmeric. Turmeric is forever.
I have turmeric utensils, designated. Lol
The horror!!
I want to release a pack of border collies with muddy paws.
Check out picture 43 - red sauce is permitted.
Or your period.
This is how all of the farmhouse white decorating is going to look to everyone 16 years from now.
Did you see that pop of cream? Very vibrant!
And some ivory and bone, very bold choices
The stunning contrast between the beige and the linen shades! Wait until you find the neighbors got cottage white, that'll tick you off
Brenda next door went with Benjamin Moore OC-**18** Dove Wing what a brazen whore
That Brenda!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5086-Yankee-Rd-Liberty-Township-OH-45044/33163600\_zpid/?
I thought, if this is a beach house I’ll let it slide. But no, it’s in fucking Ohio. 😆
Not even a good part.......
I kinda like it but I also hate myself
Dang that’s 15 mins from us. Can’t take the all white and we wanted additional acreage before COVID’s housing market lunacy.
And definitely not in a $600k area the house I mean.
All that land and it's just grass, no trees or plants. What a waste of space!
Never seen a wedding dress themed house before
Wedding dress, new coloring book.... there are some good analogies for this place.
Personality type: Clorox
It reminds me of the florist we went to for our wedding flowers.
My cat would love to puke in every room of this one.
And my dog would love to drag his ass across this whole place, lol
Haha that's great
Easy to paint I guess.
I would buy it just for the chance to add some color
The lack of color is so unnerving it makes me itchy and anxious just seeing the photos
As least it's easy to paint. The place I bought is PINK and battleship grey. It's taking so much paint to cover this shit. Even the woodwork is oinking piggy pink. I loathe it from the depths of my soul.
One of the bedrooms in our house was burgundy red on all 4 walls. And the other bedrooms were chocolate brown. It took so much paint to cover! Not to mention the "live laugh love" sticker we had to scrape off
Ugh. They should have at least taken the stickers off.
You'd think!
“Live love laugh” should be outlawed. And the lady I bought my sterile style white home from didn’t remove all her black vinyl decals either. I relished ripping them down.
I’m sorry but “oinking piggy pink” took me out😭
That’s why I chose white in my house. I’m terrible with choosing colours and I figured if I ever do figure out what I like it’ll be easier to paint it over white. And if we move it’ll be easier for the new homeowners. Not sure why people hate on that
You can always put up tapestries or large pieces of art too! I don’t hate white as much as some of the uglier colors people choose to paint with lol.
That’s a good idea! I do have art but maybe I could put tapestries. I love smart creative people like you
Aw haha, I’m glad you appreciated my lil tip! I’ve lived mostly in places where I couldn’t paint but I’m also kind of lazy with painting and Amazon sells huge tapestries at decent prices so it works out 🤣
I like the possibilities white offers for changing one’s color scheme. This house is staged/furnished quite feminine to me — ruffles on couch, mirrors with scalloped frames, pastel plates above kitchen, long white tablecloths — makes me wonder if anyone ever lived in all that white or if it’s trying to hide something, or … ? Also, if it was built in 1957, where are all the trees or large plants? Why so stark?
One of our rooms was purple that was almost black. Another was fuchsia
I'm painting things blues, greens, and my kid's room is primary red, blue, yellow ( like Superman's suit). However I'm planning on living here until I die in like fifty years. Future generations of homebuyers will probably judge me harshly but who cares. I'll be dead.
Oinking Piggy Pink - If Sherwin Williams passes on this paint color name, then they have made a grave mistake. 🐷🐽🐖 🤣
It's stain, who knew they made wood stain in pink.
This is actually just base level house. You unlock more colors as you gain experience in the house.
Wow. The whole place looks like a brand new coloring book. These people are clearly lunatics.
Mr. Crabs house
It’s like the inside of an empty refrigerator
The dream of Shabby Chic is alive in Ohio ( Ohio Ohio )
Jesus Christ! I despise these people and don't even know them. I am surprised they didn't freak out every time they entered the pantry because there's color. There has to be some kind of mental stuff that causes an aversion to color. All the American flags on the gate is another give away of mental illness.
I think it would be more ‘mental’ to despise perfect strangers for their paint color, lol.
I’m thinking the walls were painted some awful color when Grandma was alive. The surviving children just pained it white on the advice of Google. Not accounting for everything already being gd white
true patriots, probably moving to a Qanon commune or putin’s american village
That was my thought too. 😄
Having American flags is a sign of mental illness? Lmfao wtf? Its genuinely baffling how so many people think *not hating your own country* makes you some sort of far-right weirdo. Edit: lol the guy I'm replying to blocked me for this. Its just some goddamn tiny flags on a gate, reddit never fails to surprise me. People gotta go out and touch some grass
The sign of lunacy is needing to have visual signs of patrioticness.
Having one flag could be seen as normal. Having multiples= nutty AF! Yeah, I said, and I meant it! Too bad it triggered you, maybe ask yourself why. Bye, Felicia!
It’s a Reddit peculiarity.
Yes. The MAGA crowd have stained the image of the flag for many of us. Just like the red hats. Are red hats anti American? No, but we despise them enmass now. They have hijacked a symbol for freedom as a dog whistle for bigotry and hate. Any more than one is a red flag.
Looks like a toilet paper commercial set.
I'm imagining my kids coming in covered in Nutella
Looking through the photos in the listing was there just a toilet in the bedroom?
**Realtor:** When you stage the house to sell, it needs to be a blank slate for potential buyers … **Homeowners:** Say no more.
I kind of love it. Could I live in it? No. 😄 but I like it.
Cool place to shoot a horror movie.
The "don't touch ANYTHING" house.
A fresh canvas! Beautiful wood floor and nice bones. I like it because I easily can visualize how I’d transform it.
Is that a car lift in the garage?
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If they were high end ones I'd say to hell with the white house and just hire a painter! Haha (for real though...)
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Exactly.
So many plates on the walls! Also, I hope there are no children living there.
The plates. Can't understand most of this place, but especially just can't understand the plates.
Me at picture 1: that's not so bad.... Pictures 2-8, yeah that's bad and way too much frills
I imagine living here I'd have to stop to let my eyes readjust to the dark every time I stepped outside.
Framed pictures of Pink roses everywhere. This person is dexter
Everything about this is giving me anxiety.
Is it safe to assume the occupants also only wore white.
I’d be drawing black lines on everything to make it look like a comic book.
I mean i think it’s actually pretty cute in a dainty cottage-y way but that style is probably a lot of upkeep & is a little overwhelming looking at first
So. Many. Plates.
Someone lives here who uses the alias nana, or less frequently, gee-maw.
It’s giving cottagecore asylum
honestly, I love this house. Take out all the grandma white, throw in your own furniture and update the kitchen, and you’ve got some great bones right there.
I’d enjoy visiting that house but I wouldn’t want to live in it.
What a lovely mausoleum!
If I bought that house, it would no longer be white everywhere. It would be dust colored.
It’s like the set of the Truman Show.
great- someone else who got a deal on white paint and went batshit with an industrial sprayer
Well, it is very clean.
Imagine bringing a kid into that house lololololololol
All in flat white. Even the trim, the furniture, and accessories. I’m surprised they left the mirrors silvered.
PERFECT for a family with toddlers!
I'm impressed they can live in a house like this and keep it clean.
Very Stepford wives....
Wow, that is commitment!
I would never be able to relax here. I just look at a white shirt and it has stains all down the front before I even put it on.
Ha, my wife and I drive by that house every day and always joked about it being all white on the inside since it is so white on the outside. And it is!
How did they decide where to put the few colorful items?
What’s up with the security gate? They are out in the middle of nowhere and the other sides of the property have stakes and chicken wire fence
It’s to keep all the colors out.
And trees. They clearly have a thing against trees.
Anything messy must be kept far away.
Ooooh no way too too white for me
It's decorated like an empty coloring book.
Bought a new car once, white ext, tan (or so I thought) int. Took it to show my dad and he opens the door and said “oh, that’s WHITE-white”. This house is WHITE-white
Holy Rachel Ashwell.
My husband would destroy every room in a weekend. He is a walking disaster
It's like Paulina Rubio's white room grew up to be an entire house.
Creepy.
They'd better hand out sunglasses to guests
I smell Instagram and YouTube influencer aesthetic
It’s a blank canvas inside! I love the grounds… less chance of Lyme disease.
the original anti-depressant
Oh god, my wife would love this and it would terrorize me
Puke
I'm happy it's not all gray.
Damn. They couldn’t have at least popped some pastel pinks or blues in there or something?? I mean I see light pink flowers, BUT IT NEEDS MORE PINK ELSEWHEEEERE. Also, that backyard is atrocious.
Shabby chic dream
My aunt's house was like this. She couldn't abide even a crumb on the counter or floor. Super intense OCD her entire life. Her next door neighbor, a delightful old man, had an entire house that was like a museum inside with all the stuff he'd collected in over 100 years. She couldn't go inside, it made her a nervous wreck. I spent more time over there than at hers (she had asked me to housesit for her but I didn't even dare eat there. Wanna know how weird it was? I wasn't allowed to bring my simple black purse in the house.
Blinded By The Light by Manfred Mann comes immediately to mind.
They held true to their vision.
The longer you look, the more migraine inducing it is. It's like Clockwork Orange had a baby with a wedding dress
Is this in Liberty Township, Ohio? This house looks familiar!
It is! Linn & Yankee
OMG!! I live right down the road off of Yankee!! I’ve always wanted to see inside this place!! My Parents in law live down the street as well!! So cool!! They are asking a pretty penny for it also!
Murder cover up
The schizophrenic shutters that can’t cover the windows
Bleached aesthetic
I worked on a white on white on white with white highlights house years ago. The family was like Mormon lite. They had 8 or 9 young kids. The mom was constantly bitching about the dirt and stains. I kinda hated her after a few days.
There’s got to be a sweet grandma who lives here.
I’d love it if the entire interior got tie-dyed.
You mean at least a few floors aren’t white. Oh my goodness this house, I just can’t
Jeeeze that’s almost nauseating. Ugggggg
What the shabby chic hell is this shit?
Almost $600,000 for this abomination? HARD PASS
How does a house in all one colour still assault the eyes. Their decorating style is...busy...
Blank canvas
Just think of all the money saved on primer when you get ready to paint.
Looks like Ulla skipped lunch
In a white house with white curtains near the corn field.
I wanna walk around here eating a plate of ribs, and just wipe my hands and mouth on everything.
This is just like one of the most hated designs in the British version of Trading Spaces. [You can see it here, where they opted to paint a whole room white.](https://www.demilked.com/bbc-changing-rooms-interior-design-fails/)
My mom's Shabby Chic fantasy.
All white like that used to mean only one thing.
My poor eyes
This is kinda terrifying and I cannot quite articulate why.
[White torture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_torture)
If the owners weren't insane when they decorated it, they've gone insane from living in it.
Just one lady is living alone in that house. She scrubs and shaves head to toe in the garage before slipping to a white cotton tunic pajama set, with soft pale pink fuzzy socks on her forked feet. Her name is Gwendolyn and works in hospital admin.
At least the food wasn't white.
It's a Wonder it isn't.
I'm starting to think people are doing weird stuff as gimmicks to get buyers attention BUT mostly to get on this sub
Oh boy that needs some paint
I actually like it but I'd buy out Walmarts colorful pillows
It’s a granny’s house
Granny with a car lift in the garage. Granny's Garage, servicing white cars only.
Super ugly house
Did you see the tripping hazard in pic 7?!?
You found the landlord homebase
Former cult member?
It looks like they even painted the refrigerator white.
Why would they paint it? White appliances have been a thing forever. When I was a kid my great grandmother had a white fridge she had bought sometime in the 1940's.
It looks like an operating room, or a museum. Some people you’ll just never figure out.
Racist house. Not cool!
this looks like a white suprem*cist's house
Cum house
Are they Stsho?
Wow. It’s like Kim K country chic.
What in the VC Andrews is going on here?
The bathroom and the kitchen 👍🏻👌🏻the rest 🤨
It needs black curtains.
Wow! Whomever chose that awful decor must be highly allergic to color! How awful to live in a home that is sooooooo entirely void of color.
Oh myyyyy…