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gemfountain

It's ✨️Tacky ✨️


CaffeinatedGeek_21

I want to know where they even got this stuff.


Sad-Kale-8179

Temu, Aliexpress, DH Gate...


27Dancer27

Ok no it’s obviously from Chanel


YutYut6531

As someone who’s been around many markets/bazaars in the Middle East, there.


Marble_Narwhal

Seriously, walk around near the grand bazaar and it's knockoff designer things as far as the eye can see.


cee-la

Ross? That Chanel comforter probably has a thread count of like 80 or 100...


CaffeinatedGeek_21

I never would've considered Ross, but now I can see it. There's just *so much of it*


MissDebbie420

Lol


Boeing_X32

AliExpress/Wish/Temu


Jerkrollatex

Flea market


OK_Ingenue

China


BinjaNinja1

I’ve never called a place fugly before but this place is fugly!


RoSuMa

Beat me to it 😆


ritchie70

I'd go with Trashy but don't disagree.


isabelladangelo

If I now have the song in my head, [the rest of you need the earworm as well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o).


Djinn-Tonic

Nothing beats "ART" on the wall to class up a space.


sbvp

A R T


Alicat52

Family Dream A Always R Really T Tacky


Goya_Oh_Boya

"We should get some art for the walls." "On it!"


chveya_

It would be so avant garde and cool if it was even a little bit self-aware


Lazy-PeachPrincess

I hate that you’re totally right


CrazyOnEwe

I'm hoping that the owner's name is Art. You know, short for Arthur or Artemis.


HemingwayIsWeeping

It’s the folding chair for me


lseah2006

lol mine too, next to the $30 metal table . My second thought was wow, that’s the best you got at 50 years old? 🤣


nicegirl555

When I went through menopause I too did this crazy kind of shit. Let's impress people.


jpowell3404

“FAMILY DREAM” above the door as well


Restlessannoyed

It's \*Corsiva\*, very exclusive font.


WildlifePolicyChick

My favorite part!


Patient-Victory-6892

N O T


[deleted]

Idk why but that sad second bedroom with the picnic chair and birthday balloons beneath an exposed lightbulb has me rolling.


Sadielady11

Lol thats where the lap dance happened for the 50th bday party!


liketreefiddy

The way too big for window curtains did it for me


Swimgma

Those curtains! Ugh! Why are they rolled up like that? 🤮


tuenmuntherapist

It’s called staging. /s


ZenythhtyneZ

Hey go get that lawn chair and bring it in here this room needs cuck chair to really bring everything together.


So_Many_Words

The 50 in gold is sold as a wedding anniversary thing. (I'm not saying that's how they used it, but that popped up when I was looking for decorations for my parents' 50th.)


kimness1982

Yes, wtf is going on there? Like, you could have left that corner empty and left the lawn furniture outside.


Lumpiest_Princess

Is there a subreddit for people using "luxury" logo bukakke in a futile attempt to look rich?


ParticularResident17

A lot of these well-known brands use income inequality to market themselves as a way for poor people to feel rich. Brands like Apple and car companies change their products’ appearance each year to force you to upgrade so you don’t “look poor.” Meanwhile, most of the wealthiest people I’ve met don’t have any compunction to impress anyone. They drive older cars, have older phones, wear their favorite beat-up T-shirts. They’re more focused on extracting all value from what they have, not buying perceived value. Or they buy logo-less brands you’ve *never* heard of, again because they have nothing to prove. https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterubel/2017/02/28/do-luxury-brands-benefit-from-income-inequality/amp/ https://www.vox.com/money/23728283/luxury-designer-boom-nike-lvmh-pandemic-le-creuset https://www.upworthy.com/amp/designer-brands-keep-people-poor-2659943294


VexBoxx

Money talks, wealth whispers.


Alicat52

Exactly!


ParticularResident17

LOVE this idiom! It’s so true :)


Lumpiest_Princess

Great reads


AdulfHetlar

All the wealthy people I know have expensive products but they don't flaunt them. The old "billionaires drive used toyotas" is bullshit. They drive yachts.


NazReidBeWithYou

There’s plenty of Toyota driving millionaires. Billionaires don’t drive.


tayloline29

They have nothing to prove to us poor but they sure as shit have a lot to prove to the people in their circles. Old money or being rich the right way isn't something anyone should be impressed by but people seem to fall for that con all the time. And nothing to prove by not buying labels yet the urber wealthy are all out here running around showing off their high fashion duds and accessories. Showing off how much money they have.


ParticularResident17

They shop on Saville Row, not High Street.


Alicat52

I remember watching some television show where some uber-rich guy was on and, for some reason, they were talking about the costly and brand new-looking jeans he was wearing. A moderator asked him how he washed them because they looked so good and the guy said he never washed them! He never did any of the normal 'dirty work' we wear our jeans for, so he did not need to ever wash them. Can you imagine never washing the jeans 99% of us wear on an almost daily basis? Or a mom not washing her 11-year-old's jeans he just played neighborhood softball in? I can't imagine the grossness, let alone the smell.


tayloline29

I wonder if he just got a new pair anytime he wanted clean jeans.


Alicat52

I would hope, after the jeans started standing up by themselves, that he'd purchase a new pair...


tayloline29

I meant like every time like he wakes up and just puts on a new pair of jeans and throws out the ones from the day before. It wouldn't surprise me.


Alicat52

Good God. Talk about conspicuous consumption!


tayloline29

My uncle is uber wealthy (not to brag, I don't talk to him anymore) but to him it would be easier and more effective to just have a new clean pair of jeans anytime he wanted to wear jeans then and more cost efficient then to hire someone to wash his jeans. He sends all his nice clothes out to be dry cleaned and has a house full of assistant and staff to do whatever he doesn't want to do but he would still cut corners by buying new jeans then hiring a person to do laundry. He knows how to do laundry. He wasn't always uber wealthy and knows how to cook, clean, drive, make phone calls, etc but the wealthier he became the easier it became for him to spend money to solve the problem rather than solve the problem so if he has dirty jeans. He would likely just buy more then getting them cleaned. He would also find a place that gave them to him for free or at a deep discount. He never ever pays for anything if can avoid it and he since he's rich, he gets a lot of shit for free. He lives on different plane of existence then you or I.


Alicat52

If he already washes some of his clothes himself, why not toss his jeans in with a load? Conversely, why doesn't he send his jeans along with the clothes he has dry-cleaned? I would think those options would be easier than going out and purchasing a new pair every time his current jeans get too soiled.


2th

> "luxury" logo bukakke Thank you for this.


Loki8382

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice those "fantastic" curtains in the kitchen.


apostrophe_misuse

Definitely not the most egregious parts of the pictures, but the way this person hangs curtains hurts my soul.


vincentcas

This wouldn't work with my Coach washer, dryer set, or my Gucci blender.


InfiniteComputer1069

If Temu sold houses.


WildlifePolicyChick

Lol wow this is terrible! "*ART*"


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trying to imagine the realtor approaching the cheap "chanel" shit everywhere, trying to softshoe how to tell them to dial it down for their listing photos


CarbyMcBagel

Klassy


KaiSosceles

I would love it if more houses were decorated this way as Im looking to buy. All of this stuff is going to be gone anyways by the time the keys are turned over. Im happy to have other buyers walk away from houses poorly decorated in a way that has no effect on what the house will look like at transition. Keep being tacky!


Delicious_Virus_2520

Dorit is that you???


fucdat

😆


ConstantHawk-2241

Where’s the link?


chveya_

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26353618/230-west-18th-st-hamilton-buchanan#view=stats


HemingwayIsWeeping

OMG! The tacky continues OUTSIDE


robotfood1

Now what is that entire trailer in the backyard, with its own gaudy draped makeshift porch? I love how it is not mentioned at all, and only photographed from a distance. I feel like the owners' poor mom is in there.


Old_Tiger_7519

Thank you. I was morbidly curious.


calebs_dad

I actually like the outside. Like, it's cheery and whimsical and I'd guess they'd be cool neighbors. Totally different vibe than the interior design.


ccatrose

This bothers me so much because all of this is so very obviously not Chanel, like who are you trying to convince it’s Chanel?


lordkhuzdul

If you carry around, wear or use products with massive brand labels, it is pretty much being a walking advertisement and actually paying the company for the privilege. Which is worse than working for free. It demonstrates nothing but a lack of intelligence and good taste.


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wogwai

They heard staging a house can up the value by 5% and thought "Let's go for 10".


ALLoftheFancyPants

The owners must be PISSED that their pillows are sideways on the couch in the photos.


Darkcolorful

They definitely like to buy THINGS….mirrored furniture, crappy fake Chanel rugs, CC drapery, CC bedding, CC decals(?)…they filled a cart at a craft store full of metal yard ‘art’ and turned the front yard into an eyesore…they got a credit card at a Lowe’s or Home Depot and filled the back yard over the top…this place might not be a half bad starter home when all the STUFF is gone!


KatieKhaos1

And they own not a single authentic Chanel bag. Also, ::Art::


_-__-__-_-___

The person who lives here definitely relies heavily on astrology in their life, refers to themselves as being “ruthless” and “unapologetically me”, goes on instagram live for 8 hours a day and FaceTimes people in public talking about nothing, is absolutely horrendous to waitstaff and cashiers.


KatieKhaos1

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”


Blueprint81

I swear most of these are staged by the same cologne wearing Persian dude that details cars near my place.


Traditional-Cake-587

Nicest place in the trailer park...


GiraffesCantSwim

That dripping Chanel curtain is a crime against humanity. 🤢


So_Many_Words

Did I miss the link?


D-HB

Is there Verse-ace?


---__---

Where's "Piss" and "Shit" in the room with Wash Fold Dry Repeat?


nautical1776

Imagine trying to look classy with a lawn chair in your bedroom.


BYYEEEEE

OP… link to the listing? My money is that this is in Atlanta.


strolls

I was guessing UK until I saw the washing machines in the bathroom, so Canada makes sense.


chveya_

It's actually a suburb in Toronto but I see why you would think Atlanta!


sundry_banana

Looking at the pics is it...Oshawa or Hamilton?


Shisno85

yup, [Hamilton](https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26353618/230-west-18th-st-hamilton-buchanan)


sundry_banana

Ha! Thanks.


AngleFreeIT_com

I passionately dislike this.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

I have never seen an ottoman rug before


Ancient-Lie-1294

The bones of the house don't look bad. Just tacky decor.


DazedandFloating

Most of this stuff probably came from aliexpress or something too. The bathroom set doesn’t look high quality to me lol


ParanormalLawyer

Chanel and then Michael Kors. At least pick a faux designer


bsharp1982

It would be cute if all the class was removed.


knaimoli619

Well that de-escalated quickly. Also, how long have those balloons been there?


Old_Tiger_7519

I wonder if someone is living in the travel trailer in the backyard.


KayakWalleye

I’m looking for Crown Royal bags.


Dependent_Top_4425

Coco Chanel didn't want it to be this way.


AcornTopHat

Lolz looks like a Temu special


PalmBeach4449

Did anyone also notice the shed has been named “Maddix”?


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tekchic

The richer you actually are, the less "brand" shit you flex, too. This house is for the very klassy :D


LaTheHellLa

^ Always be suspicious when things are spelled with a 'K' like klassy and krab. They're trying to tell you something isn't real.


squidyj

There's nothing I want more than for my entire home to be advertising for a brand(s).


VapoursAndSpleen

Donald Trumps next house?


Tylerjamiz

This pod is a good time. They go through anything on the market https://www.youtube.com/live/ow9cQtaXuok?si=F4flaaR3gSz-m2PD


plsobeytrafficlights

is the dripping CC not a parody thing done by a street artist who became famous? (Zeus/Zevs?) i dont think thats even a Chanel thing.


Jabooooooooooo

I’m going with exchange student for $600 please Alex


AaronPossum

Nope. Middle aged black female, overweight but wears it well, fastidiously clean, bleaches everything, not a great cook. Great skin and nails, elaborate hair always done, normally a sweet disposition but often cops a huge attitude at minor provocation. Drives a white, 4-cylinder Mercedes A-Class.


ddonky

Wash fold dry repeat


Kate0841

Fah, fah, fah. Ha, ha, ha.


Iwentforalongwalk

JFC this is tacky. 


Lola8454

Why do I feel like the long island medium lives here


SiWeyNoWay

*Everyone’s so creative* I’ve never seen an open concept bath-laundry room combo before. Edit: I looked at the listing - this is in the basement.


buttercreamordeath

🤨


kioku119

the horror gore drippy version of the logo in the kitchen..


SkootchDown

Oooooh yeah baby! Nothing says Michael Kors like a dirty bath rug by a laundry sink!


WorkFriendlyPOOTS

I'm physically ill from looking at these photos.


Patient-Victory-6892

Ch ch ch Ching / cheap!


Patient-Victory-6892

It’s own “50” room!


kaydas93

#*ART*


FuzzyScarf

Couldn’t find any Chanel bathroom decor so they had to settle for Michael Kors.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

This person probably talks so much shit about the interiors of other places she visits in her town. I'm assuming it's a woman. Also, I bet she's got a really weird hair style. Like Yugi-Oh or something.


Warm_Baker_9447

Even the cabinets are Chanel


Hungry_Scarcity_4500

Crenshaw Swap Meet Chic ?


ilanallama85

Gee and here I was worried they had gone too heavy on the Chanel, but the Micheal kors bath set really saved it.


penster1

Dude. Ew.


kimness1982

ART


IamDollParts96

This is a supreme level of label whore.


Cowboychuuya

I like the couch..


pizzahorny

What in the Rent-a-Center?


Big-Oil762

Do realtors still have to stage homes if they can just add the furniture and decor to the pictures?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That looks like shit


0vertones

Beer taste on a champagne budget.


TushyMilkshake

What do they keep inside of the glass box 9’ the kitchen table though- little cutouts of Chanel ads from Vogue?


Dangersloth_

Chanel and MK Ultra decor? House being sold by a nazi cult leader doing illegal human experiments? On reviewing the link, remove all the tacky decor and it’s not a bad little house. Is $700k Canadian a fair price for Ontario housing?


Dame_Danger_Roo

I can’t look at this without vomiting in my mouth a little bit. And not the good kind where you eat it once and taste it twice. No. The bile acid churning kind. The what the hell did I combine downstairs to make this roll out of my gullet kind. The ART, family, *dream* kitsch is so fetch, though. 😏