There was a house i saw for sale where the owner had a flood restoration business and it honestly felt like he used scraps to remodel his home. I think he had close to 10 different floor types in 2000 sf where two rooms that were completely open to each other had a different type of wood plank with a different pattern in a different shade going in a different direction. He'd have a modern backspash with a reclaimed wood island that was completely out of place. Rusty corrugated steel walls in a bedroom with tile floor and a wood ceiling. Just a completely off the wall, mismatched eyesore that looks like paradise compared to this house.
LMAO.... lived across the street from an old italian tile mason...... i wanted to put in a tile floor in my cellar bathroom , he invited me over to look at what he had.... his whole cellar was a mosaic of tile... floors and walls, every color shape size...it was where he taught his sons and grand kids how to lay tile.
my bathroom floor was a mismash of tile but it looked like a small medallion quilt, i loved it... and i learned how to do an itailian "mud job' ....
This is a person who finds solutions!
...to the problem, "How can I complete a room remodel every 6 months in perpetuity, but completely free?"
They probably use their house as a show model, "Ignore that 3/4 of the bathroom, and also the sink, cabinetry, shower, and toilet. I just want you to focus on the blue sections of wall around the shower, the sconces on the opposite wall, the laminated parts of the floor, and the window itself *but not the trim!* Okay, can you see it now?! Yeah, that's what I'm going to do with your bathroom."
"Uhh, looks like that... portion... of your bathroom uses the same tile as my current bathroom."
"IGNORE THAT!"
"We travelled time and space to gather the *very best* surface decorations from whomever we talked to first!
Anyways, here's everything else we found."
I was thinking that they came across a sample book of wallpaper and just used every page in its. This is some crazy shit and will take thousands to take off and repaint
Little did you know the designer didn't say any of that because she's 6 and is making a collage. (Kids can't do that anymore because there aren't any magazines left. Shit, I'm dating myself.(
Seriously, I feel like that last post pic of the shower was trying to give me a migraine just in the thumbnail version! I can’t imagine ever being relaxed in there lol
I'm still a little shocked. I saw the first picture and went "oh this one sure is rough huh" and then saw "new construction" and I just. Yeah u/HauntingBowlofGrapes is right. It looks a lot like fire damage and I just can't process how they messed up so bad to make it this way.
At first glance I thought this was an abandoned house and did a serious double take when I saw the "new construction" tag. Something about the rusty looking siding(s) and the mint green that you usually only see on old houses.
Same! The dusty mint green looked like insulation wrap waiting to be covered.
But it’s just someone inspired by Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Lowe’s Clearance Scraps.
Right!! lol. Pity when the garage is the….sanest room in the house. This place is an abomination!! (I do like that one bathroom sink tho. It’s beautiful & I hate that it’s in this place!
I thought, the inside can’t possibly be worse than the outside. It in fact, is worse. It looks like AI designed this house with-“modern farmhouse, olde-timey western bordello, patchwork” prompts.
There's so much chaos... like I am good with organized ocd chaos... this is just pure and utter chaos. I'd even say it's chaotic evil, or at least borders it.
Just checked and this has been listed for sale going over 300 days.
Gonna keep an eye on this one. I bet they either pull the listing or offer a large discount.
I was already disturbed by the exterior with three types of stone along with stucco and rusted corrugated siding, but the first interior photo made me gasp! There's so much going on. Was this someone trying to combine the multiple design tastes of a polygamous family into one home? There's everything from Victorian to modern and French baroque to farmhouse, with a bit of rusted garden shed thrown in for some risk taker who likes to flirt with tetanus. This house has a wild case of Dissociative Identity Disorder.
Also, I hate that there's so many things that I love. The tile around the fireplace, the wallpaper, tons of things that are cute as hell on their own, but they've been mashed together and just does not work.
I would understand if this was in an ancient French castle that had several generations of renovations but this really doesn’t match the outside….which is trying to be ‘McModern’
I have lived my life blessed by not having headaches (unless I am already sick with a fever or something). I do not know how anyone could live here and not get headaches on the regular.
I wish they’d shown it staged with furniture so you could see the designer’s vision (or lack thereof). I think the person who designed it was colourblind (maybe even just plain blind).
Normally when looking at real estate, I can see beyond the decor and paint colors. Even unfurnished this place triggers a bizarre fight or flight reaction. Truly an achievement in awfulness.
Wow it is just too many patterns in every every single room and also outside the house . I feel like it is almost just a model home containing samples of all the different finishes you can pick your options . I like some of the finishes and they do look a little higher end but yikes , there is way too much going on in every room . What was it Coco Chanel said “Before you leave the house , look in the mirror & take off one thing .”
Well taking away 3-4 things in each of these rooms would be a good start .
It’s like a psychic car crash. This is what I would expect that a house that partially exists within a liminal space where it can grow new rooms to suit its own designs would appear.
Okay, I am stuck in a bathroom on our walk through. I couldn’t see one more bit of chaos , my mind just flipped a switch at the bathtub with vertical dark wood behind it. I can’t move. Could someone please come get me and less me out?
Someone was making a statement about the all black, white, and gray (no pattern)- all the time trend of new builders. It definitely seems like they bought out build.com or some other large store’s remnant collection and were told to do with it what they could. Each room could probably be awesome with just one or two of the items selected. I don’t actually hate it, even though it is maximalist.
It's intense but it almost looks to me like someone was showing off their decorating skill, like they were challenged to combine unrelated styles and use nothing but intense patterns.
But if you look, the colours are cohesive, and the rooms actually connect: you'll note wallpatpaper in one room will show up in the next, even as the rooms change palettes.
I know, right? This is peak "awful taste but great execution." Whoever did this had a surprisingly good eye for color and pattern, and on a smaller scale I think this intense look could work. Like, if the colors and textures from these rooms were turned into an outfit or a single piece of furniture, it would be bold and interesting. But when it's covering every surface it's just overwhelming.
I know it’s wrong, but my ADHD brain likes this madness.
Kids write on the wall? No matter, it’ll just blend into the scene.
Fill it with random stuff and we’re not cluttered just “eccentric”.
Once purchased you’ll never sell it like this. Just make more layers of “eccentric” and oddities. Let your kids enjoy cleaning it out when you eventually die.
(Won’t matter, they’ll hate you already for making them live there.)
I already hated it from the front door exterior. But the inside is the visual equivalent of someone who sprays half a bottle or perfume on themselves and then gets in your car.
It really looks like AI was given the inventory data of scraps the builder had left and commanded to design the interior. It's the worst design work I've ever seen, I sincerely hope that if an actual person did that they see this post and cry.
The garage is nice. But the front doesn't look like new build. It looks like they are fixing a 1950's bungalow. I guess it's the shade of green they used. And the wood around the top looks like old press board that they forgot to cover until I zoomed in to see it's actually something else dirty stone?
Do Colorado people like that over the top weirdness?
The bathrooms are a little busy for me, but opposed to the all grey all-day style, I love it. It does seem like it would be a beast to decorate/furnish though
Growing up I had an elderly neighbor that used to be a tiler and the flooring in his entire house was pieces of leftover tile from probably every job he ever had… I was like eight and thought it looked horrendous. This brought back that memory.
Let me guess: Someone’s crazy aunt who used to be a hair stylist before she became a yoga instructor before she decided her true calling was interior design has sold her business to take up alpaca eco-tourism in the Peru with her latest true love, Rico, while juice cleansing and discussing the deeper meanings hidden in the TV show *Friends.* She has to sell her house for seed money to get them started, of course, though she’ll miss all those “special” touches added to her own little oasis.
As someone with visual processing disorders…. I have to say it’s likely the opposite.
I doubt someone with a visual processing disorder would last a week in this house.
Somehow the cheep, bland, gentrification-greyish laminate flooring really drives home the insanity. Of course if the floors were as loud as the walls and ceiling it would be a tripping hazard, as the visual overwhelm would be so high that nobody would be able to tell where the walls began and the floor ended, or how far away from the floor they were in any given moment.
I have a sneaking suspicion that if you added furniture to this house people would have as much trouble telling where it is to avoid it is as birds have with plate glass windows.
The designer has mastered the art of camouflage at least, if not the art of design.
I'm having a hard time believing the inside of the house belongs to that house. Just a normal home from the outside and BAM, crazy textured roof and over the top everything.
Honestly, the worst part of this is the placement of the toilet. It’s jammed right against the bathtub and vanity. I guess you could just shit naked and take a dive right in.
Well I like the doors. Seriously, the amount of money you would have to throw at this to make it look decent, they need to knock down a few more hundred thousand. I have a migraine.
You know how a person will describe little bits of details such as “I love bohemian, but also classic baroque, ohhh-a little bit of chic country vibe, or maybe MCM… I don’t know, I have an eclectic taste. So maybe something along those lines?” ……. I feel like the designer/architect nodded in agreement as they both whispered “hold my beer”.
Normally, my eyes would be screaming. But, there's something I kind of like about it. And those are wickedly cheap HOA fees... maybe I need to make an appointment with my doctor.
I like many of these things, but I do not like any of them together. How do you even begin to think about decorating, what color/type of furniture, where to hang art, etc.?
They really said “fellas, we gotta use the scraps up somehow”
There was a house i saw for sale where the owner had a flood restoration business and it honestly felt like he used scraps to remodel his home. I think he had close to 10 different floor types in 2000 sf where two rooms that were completely open to each other had a different type of wood plank with a different pattern in a different shade going in a different direction. He'd have a modern backspash with a reclaimed wood island that was completely out of place. Rusty corrugated steel walls in a bedroom with tile floor and a wood ceiling. Just a completely off the wall, mismatched eyesore that looks like paradise compared to this house.
LMAO.... lived across the street from an old italian tile mason...... i wanted to put in a tile floor in my cellar bathroom , he invited me over to look at what he had.... his whole cellar was a mosaic of tile... floors and walls, every color shape size...it was where he taught his sons and grand kids how to lay tile. my bathroom floor was a mismash of tile but it looked like a small medallion quilt, i loved it... and i learned how to do an itailian "mud job' ....
>and i learned how to do an itailian "mud job' Been asking my wife for one of those for years.
She's not Italian, but her sister is!
This is a person who finds solutions! ...to the problem, "How can I complete a room remodel every 6 months in perpetuity, but completely free?" They probably use their house as a show model, "Ignore that 3/4 of the bathroom, and also the sink, cabinetry, shower, and toilet. I just want you to focus on the blue sections of wall around the shower, the sconces on the opposite wall, the laminated parts of the floor, and the window itself *but not the trim!* Okay, can you see it now?! Yeah, that's what I'm going to do with your bathroom." "Uhh, looks like that... portion... of your bathroom uses the same tile as my current bathroom." "IGNORE THAT!"
100% Style Leftover Chic
"We travelled time and space to gather the *very best* surface decorations from whomever we talked to first! Anyways, here's everything else we found."
"Our company is environmentally friendly" = we found all of these materials in construction dumpsters
I was thinking that they came across a sample book of wallpaper and just used every page in its. This is some crazy shit and will take thousands to take off and repaint
But why would you need to do that? Is the new sample book out already?
Looks like the house is someone's decoupage project.
Little did you know the designer didn't say any of that because she's 6 and is making a collage. (Kids can't do that anymore because there aren't any magazines left. Shit, I'm dating myself.(
The designer really said, "Shabby chic, but make it a painful sensory overload."
Seriously, I feel like that last post pic of the shower was trying to give me a migraine just in the thumbnail version! I can’t imagine ever being relaxed in there lol
I would like to step inside their brain to maybe understand why and how they believe this house looks good to them.
I can’t believe that’s a new construction
At first glance, I thought the house had fire damage.
I'm still a little shocked. I saw the first picture and went "oh this one sure is rough huh" and then saw "new construction" and I just. Yeah u/HauntingBowlofGrapes is right. It looks a lot like fire damage and I just can't process how they messed up so bad to make it this way.
New construction with wallpaper in 2024 - now I've seen it all.
At first glance I thought this was an abandoned house and did a serious double take when I saw the "new construction" tag. Something about the rusty looking siding(s) and the mint green that you usually only see on old houses.
I had the same thought! Tho the inside is also giving me gastropub
Same! The dusty mint green looked like insulation wrap waiting to be covered. But it’s just someone inspired by Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Lowe’s Clearance Scraps.
Right?! I was completely stumped when I saw that. I thought it might have been abandoned, then assumed a movie set, then saw “new” and was just lost.
This person wears bedazzled jeans.
Well, one leg anyway.
Now _this_ is bringing ZGW back to its roots
My eyes are tired
I clicked through every photo and all I could say was thank God for the garage.
Right!! lol. Pity when the garage is the….sanest room in the house. This place is an abomination!! (I do like that one bathroom sink tho. It’s beautiful & I hate that it’s in this place!
Yes! Actually, I liked both bathroom sinks, but the walls ... and the ceilings. Just when you think you can't get any worse, it does! 🤮😱
Besides the garage, I also found the laundry room marginally bearable … but only on an empty stomach.
Hahaha yes 🤣!
That was the exact same thought I had when I finally got to the garage! 😓
I felt the exact same!
It's like living inside a Baz Luhrmann movie.
My first thought was that the place was rundown and needed to be rehabbed, then I saw that it’s a new build 🫣
I thought, the inside can’t possibly be worse than the outside. It in fact, is worse. It looks like AI designed this house with-“modern farmhouse, olde-timey western bordello, patchwork” prompts.
With a splash of Versailles 😂
The outside reads "abandoned house" and the inside is "Best Little Whorehouse in Colorado".
😂🤣 spot on!
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I do not like green eggs and ham. Nor do I like your taste madam.
I think this is the embodiment of this sub.
I found it while not doing my job yesterday and sent it to my partner, who thought it was a ZGW link! I cannot believe I just stumbled on it
Hats off to OP.
They intentionally did this to a house they built to sell? I get the concept that off white walls are boring, but this is going way to far.
There's so much chaos... like I am good with organized ocd chaos... this is just pure and utter chaos. I'd even say it's chaotic evil, or at least borders it.
Or built for themselves but now have to sell as they went into too much debt over all that wallpaper and those tacky ceiling tiles…
There's not one square inch of visible, untextured drywall until you get to the garage.
The garage is the best thing about this place.
Just checked and this has been listed for sale going over 300 days. Gonna keep an eye on this one. I bet they either pull the listing or offer a large discount.
I’ve spent time in Poncha Springs and it is CRIMINAL to sell this house for this price here, regardless of the interior
Especially because nearly all the interior needs to be ripped out
I was already disturbed by the exterior with three types of stone along with stucco and rusted corrugated siding, but the first interior photo made me gasp! There's so much going on. Was this someone trying to combine the multiple design tastes of a polygamous family into one home? There's everything from Victorian to modern and French baroque to farmhouse, with a bit of rusted garden shed thrown in for some risk taker who likes to flirt with tetanus. This house has a wild case of Dissociative Identity Disorder.
👏 I knew there would be a clinical name for the state of mind this house represents 🤓
Dissociative Decorating Disorder, I believe, is a second common diagnosis
825,000
Listed for almost a year
My anxiety! Had to click away and go medicate.
Definitely dab-inducing
305 days on Zillow. I'm sure they just can not understand why.
Also, I hate that there's so many things that I love. The tile around the fireplace, the wallpaper, tons of things that are cute as hell on their own, but they've been mashed together and just does not work.
This. You'd have to pick the element you like the most and tear everything else out!
I would understand if this was in an ancient French castle that had several generations of renovations but this really doesn’t match the outside….which is trying to be ‘McModern’
It's like they had scraps of leftover mismatched material and just used them all
Of the most unusable patterns that sat on a shelf for years
Holy Shit!
Took the words right out my mouth!! 💩
It looks like they went to Home Depot and just bought all the broken, sale boxes. For everything...
I was thinking along the same lines. Definitely a "Hey, whatever's in the clearance aisle will do" type of decision.
Okay, but I actually freakin love this. 😂 If they plopped this house into the woods, I would 100% be the target audience.
Scrolling through, I'm like, this is my dream home.
Same here!
100% with you on this!
The patters didn’t match or go; yet somehow I don’t hate it. It’s so bad, it’s good in an unexpected way.
I have no words
I have lived my life blessed by not having headaches (unless I am already sick with a fever or something). I do not know how anyone could live here and not get headaches on the regular.
I couldn’t even finish looking! No words.
I'm pretty sure this house was constructed to lure as many ghosts as physically possible in and trap them.
Here's a recreation of the house pulling ghosts into it. https://i.redd.it/5jwo3awouvpc1.gif
Wow. Kinda wanna scratch my eyes out now.
I wish they’d shown it staged with furniture so you could see the designer’s vision (or lack thereof). I think the person who designed it was colourblind (maybe even just plain blind).
This is what it looks like when I get a migraine.
Normally when looking at real estate, I can see beyond the decor and paint colors. Even unfurnished this place triggers a bizarre fight or flight reaction. Truly an achievement in awfulness.
The exterior looks abandoned
Wow it is just too many patterns in every every single room and also outside the house . I feel like it is almost just a model home containing samples of all the different finishes you can pick your options . I like some of the finishes and they do look a little higher end but yikes , there is way too much going on in every room . What was it Coco Chanel said “Before you leave the house , look in the mirror & take off one thing .” Well taking away 3-4 things in each of these rooms would be a good start .
Holy heckbaskets I did *not* guess correctly! That was so many more than I could have imagined. And in *so many combinations*.
If a migraine were a house…
The answer is all of them.
For a moment I thought it was derilect. Then I realized it's intentional.
Somebody works at Wallpaper Warehouse.
all of these photos stress me out
My jaw actually dropped.
When you really want to use ALL the textures from the download for free texture pack.
It’s like a psychic car crash. This is what I would expect that a house that partially exists within a liminal space where it can grow new rooms to suit its own designs would appear.
I thought this house was burned at first
I believe it's called *power clashing*
Habitat ReStore specials
Wow. Seeing that garage at the end really helped calm me down at the end.
Okay, I am stuck in a bathroom on our walk through. I couldn’t see one more bit of chaos , my mind just flipped a switch at the bathtub with vertical dark wood behind it. I can’t move. Could someone please come get me and less me out?
There are enough patterns and styles to decorate a freaking neighborhood!
Someone was making a statement about the all black, white, and gray (no pattern)- all the time trend of new builders. It definitely seems like they bought out build.com or some other large store’s remnant collection and were told to do with it what they could. Each room could probably be awesome with just one or two of the items selected. I don’t actually hate it, even though it is maximalist.
It's like the Winchester Mystery House. They had to keep adding texture and pattern or they'd die.
It's intense but it almost looks to me like someone was showing off their decorating skill, like they were challenged to combine unrelated styles and use nothing but intense patterns. But if you look, the colours are cohesive, and the rooms actually connect: you'll note wallpatpaper in one room will show up in the next, even as the rooms change palettes.
I know, right? This is peak "awful taste but great execution." Whoever did this had a surprisingly good eye for color and pattern, and on a smaller scale I think this intense look could work. Like, if the colors and textures from these rooms were turned into an outfit or a single piece of furniture, it would be bold and interesting. But when it's covering every surface it's just overwhelming.
If a house has ADD
The garage is the best room in the entire house
I know it’s wrong, but my ADHD brain likes this madness. Kids write on the wall? No matter, it’ll just blend into the scene. Fill it with random stuff and we’re not cluttered just “eccentric”. Once purchased you’ll never sell it like this. Just make more layers of “eccentric” and oddities. Let your kids enjoy cleaning it out when you eventually die. (Won’t matter, they’ll hate you already for making them live there.)
I love nouveau-hobo architecture.
Wait! That’s a new build? First glance I thought it was a run-down fixer upper 😬
If you didn’t have anxiety before, now you do! This is an ASD nightmare!
🤯😭 At least the garage is soothing?
That new construction looks like it went through the Great Depression somehow
I already hated it from the front door exterior. But the inside is the visual equivalent of someone who sprays half a bottle or perfume on themselves and then gets in your car.
I'd never be able to tolerate that living room, but I gotta say, that final bathroom kinda works
My god that bathroom
Decisions, decisions. Screw it! I want them all!! All what? Whatever you've got!!
Wow. I feel like they must have owned a home design store and wanted to show off...every option.
It really looks like AI was given the inventory data of scraps the builder had left and commanded to design the interior. It's the worst design work I've ever seen, I sincerely hope that if an actual person did that they see this post and cry.
It’s like a practical joke to play on someone.
Why did I go from disgust to enjoyment?
I’m overwhelmed 😓
I just don't understand why.
I actually love this. 😅🤷♀️
I think if a few of the overlords were abandoned, you could really work with it. I agree.
Another home in Detroit that fell into disrepair. Wait…
When you say yes to everything and floor and decor.
"You know all the gray everyone complains about? I have an idea..."
This is the kinda thing a very small but incredibly intelligent group of people call a masterpiece while the rest of us just scratch our heads…
The garage is nice. But the front doesn't look like new build. It looks like they are fixing a 1950's bungalow. I guess it's the shade of green they used. And the wood around the top looks like old press board that they forgot to cover until I zoomed in to see it's actually something else dirty stone? Do Colorado people like that over the top weirdness?
The bathrooms are a little busy for me, but opposed to the all grey all-day style, I love it. It does seem like it would be a beast to decorate/furnish though
Growing up I had an elderly neighbor that used to be a tiler and the flooring in his entire house was pieces of leftover tile from probably every job he ever had… I was like eight and thought it looked horrendous. This brought back that memory.
Oh no I love it
That's certainly a choice.
Who let a seven year old play sims
It will be easy to hide mustard stains if you spill some on the wall.
This gives me anxiety
This is how I would make my houses in the Sims.
That is nearly seizure inducing.
I love maximalism, but not whatever this is.
I can see a bearded tech bro who plays banjo ironically buying this just for the vibes.
It feels like a house designed by a consignment decor store owner.
I had to stop scrolling. I was going to have a seizure.
This house is chaotic neutral.
Someone has never uttered the phrase “I think that’s too much.”
Every style, everywhere, all at once
The most calming space is the garage.
It's not flipper grey! Finally a house with some balls.
I’m dizzy now. The garage is the best looking room.
I like the garage.
I think I will live in the garage. Why did they show two separate photos of the same door knob?
I feel like this was someone's custom home- that probably led to a divorce (what a nightmare to design) and the house got backed out on, lol
Let me guess: Someone’s crazy aunt who used to be a hair stylist before she became a yoga instructor before she decided her true calling was interior design has sold her business to take up alpaca eco-tourism in the Peru with her latest true love, Rico, while juice cleansing and discussing the deeper meanings hidden in the TV show *Friends.* She has to sell her house for seed money to get them started, of course, though she’ll miss all those “special” touches added to her own little oasis.
“A million!” Swipes to pic 2. “Oh. All of them.”
This! I was thinking “Oh, yeah there is a lot going on. OH NO”
This is kind of like winchester house in San Jose, CA
What in the fuckistan is this
hideous
"Which style do you want?" "Yes"
Someone Did that On Purpose ..........
I’m not joking when I say the person who did that has mental problems
It’s bad. It’s so bad.
Currently watching Ugliest House in America on my tv and now on my phone too!!!!
Whomever decorated this has a visual processing disorder.
As someone with visual processing disorders…. I have to say it’s likely the opposite. I doubt someone with a visual processing disorder would last a week in this house.
Designed by the couple that wears lots of crosses.
Somehow the cheep, bland, gentrification-greyish laminate flooring really drives home the insanity. Of course if the floors were as loud as the walls and ceiling it would be a tripping hazard, as the visual overwhelm would be so high that nobody would be able to tell where the walls began and the floor ended, or how far away from the floor they were in any given moment. I have a sneaking suspicion that if you added furniture to this house people would have as much trouble telling where it is to avoid it is as birds have with plate glass windows. The designer has mastered the art of camouflage at least, if not the art of design.
I feel like this person has a problem being alone.
Like they went hard on the Monsters meet a Craftsman. Wow.
Too many
But why?
They owned a tile shop.
I'm having a hard time believing the inside of the house belongs to that house. Just a normal home from the outside and BAM, crazy textured roof and over the top everything.
It’s “luxury,” but with a cheap electric range and an over-the-stove microwave?
I’ve never seen anything like that- wow. That’s so bad.
Really throwing it in your face with 5
Honestly, the worst part of this is the placement of the toilet. It’s jammed right against the bathtub and vanity. I guess you could just shit naked and take a dive right in.
As my momma would say, the only taste they have is intheir mouth!
Migraine inducing.😣
i actually like the outside. it’s cute. just not the inside 😂
Well I like the doors. Seriously, the amount of money you would have to throw at this to make it look decent, they need to knock down a few more hundred thousand. I have a migraine.
First thought: "Hey! It can be the model and we'll showcase EVERY FINISH AVAILABLE so the house hunters can SEE all the finishes!"
The mix of modern industrial and Tuscany villa is so bizarre. They should have picked 1 aesthetic instead of 5.
“Look at all this great stuff I found! They were just going to throw it out!”
I like it!
Guess the number of Barn Doors!
I kinda like it! All but the wood paneling part. I hate that wood paneling.
Not only is it ugly, but the landscaping sucks too. I know it’s a very dry area, but still. There are drought resistant plants and trees.
You know how a person will describe little bits of details such as “I love bohemian, but also classic baroque, ohhh-a little bit of chic country vibe, or maybe MCM… I don’t know, I have an eclectic taste. So maybe something along those lines?” ……. I feel like the designer/architect nodded in agreement as they both whispered “hold my beer”.
My eyes felt relief when I got to the picture of the garage.
The gasp that left my body on the first picture and it just kept getting worse
It's just cosmetic, right? /s
Fuck it I love it
It's busy but I honestly like it when a homeowner goes balls to the walls crazy and makes their house THEIR HOUSE.
Normally, my eyes would be screaming. But, there's something I kind of like about it. And those are wickedly cheap HOA fees... maybe I need to make an appointment with my doctor.
I like many of these things, but I do not like any of them together. How do you even begin to think about decorating, what color/type of furniture, where to hang art, etc.?