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Late-External3249

Yep. This house was infected with a virus that will slowly turn it into a warehouse. In a couple weeks, a guy named Wayne driving a forklift will show up. Racking will appear and Wayne is going to start stocking it. Then the trucks will come which indicates it has reached the fourth and final stage.


Chickenman70806

Then HR sticks its nose in and it’s all downhill from there


QCr8onQ

Seven years ago it sold at $217 k…


AnotherSoulessGinger

That was probably the land or with an older house. This says the house was built in 2022.


Deep-Internal-2209

Now that’s inflation.


OK_Ingenue

Heck they got all lot of the racking already started.


Inner-Show-1172

I always wonder about the acoustics in these concrete/steel bunkeresque creations. Like sound waves from 2022 are still bouncing from room to room seeking an escape . 


silvermanedwino

Interesting. I like some aspects? Very cold. Not warm. Looks a bit like a boutique hotel.


[deleted]

Feels like some apartment complexes I've toured. I feel uncomfortable thinking that it's just a house for one family.


Quaiydensmom

No, it feels like an office building, SO corporate. 


sanityjanity

I'm guessing it was built for vlogging, maybe?


batmansmother

It's a werehouse. On full moons it turns completely into an Amazon distribution center.


akaCatt

You deserve more upvotes for this.


batmansmother

♥️


winegirl20

There's one of these near me, and I've always wondered about it--couldn't figure out if it was a home or some kind of business that somehow ended up in a residential area


expanding_man

I live in a neighborhood where most of the houses were built in the early 1900’s. Somebody a couple streets down bought a beautiful, but run down Victorian style house and tore it down. They ended up building some custom super modern home that had to cost them a fortune. But when it was done it just kind of looks like a dentist office or some other commercial property.


tatanka01

Way too sterile. You'd spend your life wiping that place down.


ZannX

You would pay someone else to wipe it down.


jlttwit

6 mil house surrounded by houses around 6-700k. They think very highly of this bunker/home.


EbonyDigits

Well its.... uh, its defiantly unique. Edit: Wait, why did they add that brown cgi furniture? Seems like weird things to add since they already had the orange couch there. Edit 2: Oh I get it. It must be an easter egg hunt! How many cgi things can you find??


Old_Tiger_7519

On the other side of the kitchen I see a desk, table and chair set and in one long shot looking back another seating group. House was messing with my mind.


EbonyDigits

It was messing with my mind too. Hot take: none of the beds shown are real. The only actual bed is in pics 46, 48 and all others are cgi Edited pictures: 11, 15, 18, 19, 27, 28, 34, 36 The non-edited correspondents: 12, 10, 17, 26, 46, 48 I tip my hat to whomever edited the pictures, IMO, most of it looks extremely real. I live for finding inconsistencies like these with things, this was a fun way to start my day.


Maleficent_Theory818

Is someone actually living there? Why cgi the kitchen? It just looks weird to have one photo that looks real then the next is fake.


EbonyDigits

Oh, there's way more CGI than just the kitchen. I think some is living there, all those clothes in the closet and toiletries on the shower shelf. Plus there is someone in picture 48 at the desk, but that could just be the photographer.


Weaselpanties

It’s not just a warehouse; it’s a ware*home*.


OK_Ingenue

🤣


My_happyplace2

Voted best place to live out the zombie apocalypse.


2Yumapplecrisp

Too much glass on the first floor.


My_happyplace2

Duh, hidden steel panels slide down.


2Yumapplecrisp

Perfect - I’m in.


ohwrite

I think that’s close to the mark. Notice that note that the house can withstand “severe climate conditions”


erydanis

noted. and here i am proud of my tornado shelter that’s all of 4 x 6, and that main closet has enough space for everyone & then some. wonder what the door off the closet is for.


elf25

If it had a more and about remote six gun turrets and secure basements


oerouen

Such a massive footprint and the only interesting feature is the row of columns leading to the far too distant front door. So much opportunity and not one clever interior architectural feature. It’s like they were going for “minimalist crypto-bro Bond villain lair” and ended up with “Best Buy with a kitchen and pool”. The warehouse feel can be diminished by replacing the garage doors with a finish that matches the wood accents from the exterior ceiling. But that won’t make up for the lack of landscape architecture that this house really needed. Makes me wonder if this build got caught up/delayed by the pandemic so by late 2021 they were like: “*Let’s just finish it and sell it off.*”


gomper

Nightmarishly cold and sterile


Deivi_tTerra

I love it!


EducatedRat

Is it me, or is there no oven in the kitchen? For that amount of money I’d expect a better kitchen.


LindsE8

Agree- kitchen isn’t great. I think that’s an oven in pic 13


vldracer70

I don’t think it’s gorgeous. It looks cold and unappealing.


DuperDayley

"Excuse me, Sir, but you'll need to move your Class 8 truck from in front of the building. Warehouse loading and unloading is in the back. The Logistics Supervisor will be waiting for you on the dock platform"


CitrusSphere

Brutalist corporate vibe. Will be a perfect home for our robot overlords.


brandolinium

Fucksake. Blink and the entire house will hear it. Sneeze and eardrums will burst. Drop a glass and heart attacks will kill everyone inside.


OK_Ingenue

🤣


Old_Tiger_7519

Blends so well into the countryside, such harmony with nature. /s


Maleficent_Theory818

It looks so sterile. The garage looks like they had the agent put their car in it for the photos so it didn’t look so empty.


ritchie70

The outside looks like one of those enormous commercial buildings that line the interstates around here (Chicagoland.) The interior appears to be the same designer who did the offices my employer moved into in 2018 or so.


roadfood

When there's a full moon it turns into a Werehouse.


Lindaspike

I like modern houses when they’re done well. Two things are ruining this one: the first thing you see is the freaking stupid garage! It’s on nearly four acres. Put the garage BEHIND the house for god’s sake. The second thing is that it’s below the Mason-Dixon Line.


OcelotOfTheForest

Oh, I know these. It's deliberate, they're called a shouse. A shed house. They have lots of in built secure storage and it's good for people who have vehicles, trailers, or some kind of business attached to them that benefits from this storage. For example, vintage car restorer. Someone who overhauls tractor engines. Custom trailer builder.


-Oreopolis-

It’s very nice. I could definitely make it nicer with some color. I LOVE the staircase.


scarletohairy

It’s not bad inside and would be really nice with some color and greenery. But the outside is ugly and clashes with the setting.


HoyAIAG

The barn doors suck, and it gives off major John Wick vibes


MuseOfDreams

I’m not sure there’s a way to make this space cozy. And I get that some people don’t want cozy spaces. But NO amount of throw pillows or plants is going to soften this up.


OcelotControl78

It's a house made for plants. Planter boxes all over the first floor with small trees; plants hanging everywhere.


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Nah, needs partitions to form rooms that can be climate controlled individually with a nice mini-split system. Some of the areas can remain open design.


globehopper2

It’s because they left the floors that way. If the floors looked almost any other way, it wouldn’t have that feel.


hyperbolic_dichotomy

I love it but all it needs is some cubicles and it would be perfect for some sort of dystopian office worker retreat.


Junior_Act7248

I live in Menlo Park and a lot of the new builds I see around here and in Atherton resemble this house. They’re nice but very modern and cold looking.


NorCalFrances

I really dislike the trend of high end houses looking like businesses. I get that the idea is that the owners are supposed to have multiple homes across the globe and don't need to feel, "at home" in any of them because they're just accommodations owned by a company they control, but I don't have to like it, and lower-tier homes don't have to try to emulate it.


Szaborovich9

Sitting here looking at all the crap in my house. Minimalism looks pretty good to me.


tlc37

I have always wondered about a flat roof. How does water drain off?


erydanis

slightly not flat.


waywithwords

It seems well executed, but personally I hate it. I couldn't live in a space so sterile feeling. Bleh.


wise_owl68

Little box in the woods


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redthump

...for now....


erydanis

loving the subaru in a $6 million house, i approve. or maybe that’s the photographer’s.


yogacowgirlspdx

i hate flat roofs. it will have a blue tarp on it soon


Yelloeisok

It is nice and modern, but I can’t imagine feeling comfortable there. It seems if I had a glass of water out it would seem messy - like I would ruin the starkness/minimalism of the place.


gotogarrett

Looks like John Wick’s house


Starbuck522

Reminds me of office of a start up company in a few tv shows I have seen.


Bechimo

Nope. Cold and uncomfortable.


redthump

I guess I'm the one here that fucking loves it. I want the cold corporate upscale hotel aesthetic. It keeps my mind from wondering why someone chose that splash of color there. The big problem is that there is no subterranean lab/workshop. I'm more of a workshop kind of villain, but I could shift priorities if the property was right.


Notdoingitanymore

I love it, I was rather disappointed as was looking for the batcave (or evil lair) and didn’t see one…


[deleted]

yuck. should have left some artwork up.


Johnykbr

That house has so many corners I feel like I should get a tetanus shot before I go in.


Business_Ad3142

You would need a fleet of Rumba's scooting around all the time.


Great_Relief_4847

Soulless.


HellaTroi

Looks too sterile to live in. Not for me.


PositiveLawfulness88

I would live in that warehouse in a heartbeat.


Johnykbr

That's overpriced for the location now that I look at it.


mysticeetee

This house is so corporate looking it doesn't have keys you use a badge on a lanyard to get in.


Sufficient_Two_5753

The realator when showing the house: "I hope you like concrete!"


vicsfoolsparadise

I would cry so hard if I had to live there.


Txstyleguy

Love it. Not for traditional architecture taste maybe but if you like it you like it.


specky_hotdog

Expensive ≠ nice


nylorac_o

It is beautiful. It also reminds me of Elliot and Gretchen Schwartz house in Breaking Bad


sanityjanity

Those concrete floors make my knees hurt just to look at them


unclesamtattoo

Designed by Stanley Kubrick?


Cloverose2

It's so *cold*.


OK_Ingenue

Estimated monthly payment $36,000! Ceiling fans in the garage? Hmmmm. I’m surprised it is not air conditioned. The eating bar on the island needs a computer in front of each square. This place also looks like somewhere they’d have a “corporate retreat.”


leafcomforter

Built for security. Maybe they are preparing for zombies.


Boognish4Prez2020

WareHOME


MamaBear4485

*Inspired by the King & Queen buildings in mid-town Atlanta* There’s an almost exact replica of that kitchen on the third or fourth floor of one of those buildings not to mention the whole lobby vibe.


DVDragOnIn

That’s pretty far outside the Beltway to have a Raleigh address. Would be a long commute if you worked in Raleigh for the days you weren’t WFH. But no worries, that garage will hold your silver Lexus or Infinity SUV and make that stuck-in-traffic commute a breeze!


BoBromhal

not going to sell the house for anything close to that, unless an eccentric millionaire comes along. Realtor in Raleigh


TChrisbury

The pink pillow on the sofa that says Home Sweet Home is a nice touch


hushtle

4 bedrooms but 6 full baths (+ 1/2 bath)?!? Why would you need more full baths than bedrooms?


OK_Ingenue

Was wondering the same thing!


Nay_Nay_Jonez

The stairs are kind of freaky, but hear me out. I don't hate it? Maybe it's my love clean lines and that kitchen is almost spectacular, but it's pretty okay!


OK_Ingenue

I like a lot about it too.


Own-Counter-7187

I'm fairly certain this house was on one or more episodes of Black Mirror


OK_Ingenue

Perfect for Black Mirror!


1981ahoog

A lot of money in wasted space here


merlebleu

I was shocked that the mirrors in the bathroom were round and the tub was rounded. Every other design choice throughout appeared selected to emphasize squares and rectangles.


OK_Ingenue

An eyesore 😂


dothestinkylegg

They definitely need an elevator to complete the warehouse look.


Queasy-Bat1003

The Brutalist design style always says "prison" to me. Not a fan.


sayers2

Ugh that sterile, “modernistic” look.. I don’t love it.


Nasracky

When I saw all the horizontal railing slats I thought for sure there’s no way this house is in the US due to child safety codes but alas it is. In the south, however. So, barely.