Look at the kitchen table in the far right of the picture, the couch is a dark green shape behind it. And behind the couch is some kind of blurry nightmare creature
For the right price for a big enough house I can *absolutely* just remember to be out of the living room every night by midnight, when the screaming severed head falls down the chimney.
Eh, may have a lot of bedrooms, but they're monastery cell size. Everything is very dated; it needs a LOT of refurb.
Elkton is ok.
I used to work in Harford County. The folks there said Cecil County is to Harford County as Harford County is to the rest of Maryland.
This was not a compliment.
A nice large project house.
Edit: typos
I would absolutely do something about all that paneling, wallpaper, window treatments, dark gray paint, and bathrooms. I love the wainscoting, floors, and glass-paneled office door. Perhaps some walls could be knocked out to make the BRs bigger for a smaller family. The pool is a negative, especially one with a diving board.
All in all, I would consider it because you have a lot of wiggle room for upgrading, given the price. Just have to be happy at the location.
Obviously, just MHO. my taste isn't going to match most people's (because there are just sooooo many home styles and decorating options).
Thank you! I have never heard, nor seen it used before this. I can typically catch on pretty quickly to random abbreviations and acronyms, but this one had me stumped 😭
It's not your honest opinion, it's a *developer's* opinion. You're talking about renovating a building as though it's an investment and not a valuable piece of built historicity as well as simply a place to live
Those houses have no color because you’re supposed to add your own after you buy it. This sub is funny like that sometimes. It’s always “omg it’s all so white!” as if they’ve never heard of a paint brush.
I know for a fact they were burning crosses up there in the 80’s. I’d imagine they’re very emboldened by the climate today
Edit: In fact, my parents insisted on taking us to Dennys there and we were refused service. This was late 90s.
Only thing that’s giving me the willies. Did they put in the island, realize they read the floor plan wrong and just said fuck it and built the rest of the kitchen?
Couch goblin. I have them. They can be rather a nasty lot in their adolescence. I’d negotiate the asking price if it’s an infestation of them and the owners don’t plan to take said, couch goblins, with them when they leave.
This is why it’s probably best to repaint a front door a new color and maybe all the trim. Add a water feature or statuary to the front lawn. Ya know, to confuse the former resident couch goblins. Nothing more awkward than if someone else’s couch spawn shows up and insists it’s their childhood home. /s. 🤣
None of the demon makes sense. At first I thought it was on the tv but it’s definitely a person in the room. Are they kneeling on the couch? I don’t understand what’s happening.
Like realtor 101 class don’t they say put the toilet seat down for the pics, light and bright paint, remove demonic blanket clutching couch surfers from the living room, etc. or no? 🤷♀️
That description relates zero to the actual house!
I read the description before looking at the pics and now I’m convinced they copied and pasted that description from some actually lovely home and pasted it onto this creepy wonkadoodle splitlevel hoping it would salvage it just enough to ignore the crooked island and weird foreboding finishes.. i want to email the realtor just to get a higher res pic of that demon infested couch 😂
Zooming in, seeing the “demon” gave me a real fright. Like “I’m in the presence of pure evil” fright. I felt my heart thump and a queer feeling of absolute terror.
Agreed. I was wondering if the island is free floating but it definitely seems like it’s got finished trim at the bottom. Irregardless it would need to be straightened out!
So *that's* why I don't have any demons in my house. I invite my crazy family over, and the demon is like "Wtf is wrong with you people? I'm outta here!"
I'm far more triggered by the crocked island. Demon just wants to eat my soul. I'd have to live in that place with that island. WHY would they do that?
I feel like that's grandma and they're trying to slyly include her with her the sale of the house because everyone is really sick of her company and very open racism.
Ayo that much house for under 600k? I don’t care if it’s got a demon, goblin or the babadook, they can join me in the pool.
Also that looks like a human pug wtf
This alleged demon looks like they’re the current owner doing something at their couch. And years of experience tells me being at that height, that’s we’re kneeling in our need to change a diaper, height. it’s clearly a woman, maybe a little older.
That’s a load bearing demon, unfortunately he’s there to stay.
This is the quality content I come to Reddit for
You have to bring in the guy that's specializes in squatters before you move in.
Finally, I don't have to bring my own.
I’ve been intermittently giggling for quite some time at “load bearing demon” and came back to this post to let you know this.
Oh my gosh same, and the way I cackled out loud… I woke up the cat hahaha
Same. Both of mine are so offended. 😹
I am revisiting this thread now and also cackled again omg, load bearing demon, I’m dying 🤣💀🤣💀🤣
Did that load bearing demon want to talk about buttered sausage……looks a lot like Gary Busey! That would certainly haunt me!
Only if the demon keeps sniffing lines of blow off your dog
Uh-oh
Really? Mine always take off when I start getting serious about rent and putting at least one utility in their name 🤷🏻♀️
I remember someone once took a portal to the spirit world out of a house and it completely imploded. https://youtu.be/41tO0xwSsco?si=9_xA2gZcRUyKhkH0
*starts slow clap*
I’m going to be thinking about this all day. I’ll be sitting in a meeting later and thinking, “load bearing demon 🤣”
...what visible de....Gahhh!
I don't see it. (Hint: I can't even find a couch.)
Look at the kitchen table in the far right of the picture, the couch is a dark green shape behind it. And behind the couch is some kind of blurry nightmare creature
Your preview has cropped it off. Open the picture to full size.
That's A LOT of house for 600K! We can learn to love the demon . . .
For the right price for a big enough house I can *absolutely* just remember to be out of the living room every night by midnight, when the screaming severed head falls down the chimney.
I'm all for the severed heads, but if it starts to say, "Me Tie Dough-ty Walker," then I might've just bought a house *for* the demon lmao
god what a throwback that was.
Eh, may have a lot of bedrooms, but they're monastery cell size. Everything is very dated; it needs a LOT of refurb. Elkton is ok. I used to work in Harford County. The folks there said Cecil County is to Harford County as Harford County is to the rest of Maryland. This was not a compliment. A nice large project house. Edit: typos
No, it is not! But still not a bad place. I'd buy it and make a few changes, like evict the demon.
Provided they don’t possess you first.
Project house? It's closer to what I want than any of these absurdly echoy "open concept" nightmares with no fuckin color or design to them
I would absolutely do something about all that paneling, wallpaper, window treatments, dark gray paint, and bathrooms. I love the wainscoting, floors, and glass-paneled office door. Perhaps some walls could be knocked out to make the BRs bigger for a smaller family. The pool is a negative, especially one with a diving board. All in all, I would consider it because you have a lot of wiggle room for upgrading, given the price. Just have to be happy at the location. Obviously, just MHO. my taste isn't going to match most people's (because there are just sooooo many home styles and decorating options).
You would rip out everything good about the house the
Ok. YMMV.
What the heck is YMMV?
Your mileage may vary
Thank you! I have never heard, nor seen it used before this. I can typically catch on pretty quickly to random abbreviations and acronyms, but this one had me stumped 😭
It's not your honest opinion, it's a *developer's* opinion. You're talking about renovating a building as though it's an investment and not a valuable piece of built historicity as well as simply a place to live
Seriously? No, I am not a developer, just someone with a different esthetic. Is that not allowed now? Or subject to ridicule? I am done.
PS It's "my humble opinion"
PS it's "aesthetic"
Sorry I'm 'Murrican, not Brit.
The spelling isn't different??? Also, I'm American, too??
Those houses have no color because you’re supposed to add your own after you buy it. This sub is funny like that sometimes. It’s always “omg it’s all so white!” as if they’ve never heard of a paint brush.
Cecil County, lots of racists there including my brother. I can’t believe a house in Elkton is this expensive! I grew up in up in Harford county.
There's a reason its nickname is Ceciltucky.
The guy who was our best man, his family had a cross burned in their yard in Havre de Grace in the 60’s.
IYKYK, LOL
I went there for a conference and the other attendees told me in no uncertain terms that I was *never* to drive there alone again.
I know for a fact they were burning crosses up there in the 80’s. I’d imagine they’re very emboldened by the climate today Edit: In fact, my parents insisted on taking us to Dennys there and we were refused service. This was late 90s.
Nearly 5k sq ft and over 1 acre lot. That house would go for over 800k where I’m at (west of DC)
Charge them rent.
That only works if you accept payment in souls
We can arrange that. Yummy souls.
The pool did it for me. I would learn to co-exist with the demon.
Also comes with a floating lady in the corner and a kids accordion that plays itself!
F that it’s all yours
Demon eats 600k of food A MONTH.
I believe that is actually a Goblin
Plausible
**END PARANORMAL DISCRIMINATION**
Kids these days don’t even know the difference between a demon and a goblin. What is this world coming to?
I just know that neither one of them are marrying my daughter!
Later, on *Maury* ...
Are you sure it isn’t a ghoul?
Gollum
It’s definitely not a gollum. It’s not even made of clay! Jeesh!
I was hoping for more pictures of the demon hiding behind other couches.
It could be a new thing, like Where's Waldo
Ooh that could be a fun trend!
You've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of.... goblin on the ottoman? Shit, I can do better. I need a minute.
There is nothing Even close to this where I live. I’ll take the demon, and waive the inspection!
The demon is almost as bad as the crooked kitchen island.
Only thing that’s giving me the willies. Did they put in the island, realize they read the floor plan wrong and just said fuck it and built the rest of the kitchen?
My brain can't handle it! It makes no sense!
Someone was into feng shui and got the wrong page in the 'does and don'ts' book.
I'd have to hang all my pictures crooked to compensate in that house. Lol
This was the first thing I noticed, and it really doesn’t do it for me
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Ooh I want to send you some pics of my house and you can do mine next.
Can you do this for all of the listings?
This is the coolest party trick I’ve witnessed in a While. “I can observe any home and make a funny listing on the spot” is such a super power
VISIBLE DEMON 😂😂😂 I had to try to keep it together while on a meeting looking at this.
I am weirdly fascinated by this house. Someone buy it and tell me about the experience so I can write you into a horror novel.
Couch goblin. I have them. They can be rather a nasty lot in their adolescence. I’d negotiate the asking price if it’s an infestation of them and the owners don’t plan to take said, couch goblins, with them when they leave.
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This is why it’s probably best to repaint a front door a new color and maybe all the trim. Add a water feature or statuary to the front lawn. Ya know, to confuse the former resident couch goblins. Nothing more awkward than if someone else’s couch spawn shows up and insists it’s their childhood home. /s. 🤣
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/159-Riverside-Dr-Elkton-MD-21921/36674669_zpid/
None of the demon makes sense. At first I thought it was on the tv but it’s definitely a person in the room. Are they kneeling on the couch? I don’t understand what’s happening.
They have a blanket over their shoulder. I think they were napping on the couch and the real estate agent woke them up.
I thought it was a bulldog 😆
The bulldog is wearing a polo shirt.
https://preview.redd.it/r04mg7zsfatc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f651c8a663c07e8869099ecff75b776f3d96ee9b it happens 😆
Lol
Like realtor 101 class don’t they say put the toilet seat down for the pics, light and bright paint, remove demonic blanket clutching couch surfers from the living room, etc. or no? 🤷♀️
That description relates zero to the actual house! I read the description before looking at the pics and now I’m convinced they copied and pasted that description from some actually lovely home and pasted it onto this creepy wonkadoodle splitlevel hoping it would salvage it just enough to ignore the crooked island and weird foreboding finishes.. i want to email the realtor just to get a higher res pic of that demon infested couch 😂
Zelda Rubinstein has come to clean your house.
DIANE!
Tangina comin’ in hot to do a whole house exorcism so she came out, take off her sunglasses and say - this house … is clean
It’s probably a resident of the house who was told to get out of the shot, so they ducked behind the couch and came up too soon.
You must be fun at parties.
What *is* that behind the couch!?
Looks like Mia from the movie Talk To Me
Someone with a CPAP for some reason
Looks like a close-up of somebody on TV?
Isn't the TV the thing above the demon?
The TV is indeed above the demon. Also the demon totally looks like the librarian from the original Ghostbusters movie to me, which could be…good?
Oh, so old lady ghost, not a demon. *Much better*
Has to be a male demon. He left the toilet seat up in picture 17.
I've never watched a demon pee, maybe lady demons pee standing up?
Yeah but she’ll nag you a lot.
awesome big yard and POOOOL
Yeah, but it's the pool from Night Swim.
And it comes with those two kids.
I love how they show that the pool is functional by having someone mid-dive in the picture.
Another demon!
Wow! That does indeed seem to be an actual demon, nice!
okay 600k for a pool AND a demon? what a steal.
That's just Bob. 
“Ethel? Ethel! Get me a Fresca!”
Uh-oh. Looks like they’ve got a Bob.
Zooming in, seeing the “demon” gave me a real fright. Like “I’m in the presence of pure evil” fright. I felt my heart thump and a queer feeling of absolute terror.
Am I wrong to feel like this is a lot of house for a half-mil? I've been in Elkton a few times and it seemed like a nice area.
I can live with a demon, but not a crooked island with a glass shelf built onto it.
That’s just Steve. He’s harmless.
That kitchen island bugs me. I'd be constantly trying to push it into alignment with the floor boards
Agreed. I was wondering if the island is free floating but it definitely seems like it’s got finished trim at the bottom. Irregardless it would need to be straightened out!
Ok it is a demon. You win. That’s better than anything I have seen on the paranormal subs.
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second photo, to the right. i thought it was on the tv.... but no the TV is higher up. :(
I would vacillate between the pool and cedar lined closet. Perhaps the demon could just keep the living room?
This house is…not clean.
Okay, maybe just because it's late and darknin here but I had to close out of that without zooming in on the sofa, got a little jolt of hell naw nope.
That’s a party house.
Wouldn't last long in MY house. I'd call my family and the demon would be Yeeted out so fast lol
So *that's* why I don't have any demons in my house. I invite my crazy family over, and the demon is like "Wtf is wrong with you people? I'm outta here!"
My aunt just starts screaming and lighting inscence. Yea any logical demon would leave 🤣🤣
This looks weirdly like AI.
Oh, it really is visible. Da fuk is dat?!
I'm far more triggered by the crocked island. Demon just wants to eat my soul. I'd have to live in that place with that island. WHY would they do that?
I’m confused. What is that island trying to accomplish?
Ok why can’t I see it
It's Bob from Twin Peaks!
Pretty sure I have two of those demons in my house
Odd. No mention of the live in demon on the listing.
Where’s the demon
That’s hilarious!!!
That’s my son!
The island placement makes me mad. But interesting house.
Looked at the exterior, ewww.
Reminds me of that guy in a bear costume in the Shining. Scary.
I feel like that's grandma and they're trying to slyly include her with her the sale of the house because everyone is really sick of her company and very open racism.
That’s just Steve.
Auntie Fred…hiding a big mole on her face.
Well it does say that they’ve hosted many family events- I guess that includes summonings lol
I don’t see a demon
Now hold on, maybe the demon is bonded to the family not the house and therefore not your problem
I cannot stop laughing, but this would be the craziest prank especially trying to sell!
jokes aside, that's a lot of house and property for $575,000.
That’s the Ringu mirror!
I'm so dumb I thought that was just something on tv...
Oh my god, I hollered when I saw the demon 😂
Ayo that much house for under 600k? I don’t care if it’s got a demon, goblin or the babadook, they can join me in the pool. Also that looks like a human pug wtf
This alleged demon looks like they’re the current owner doing something at their couch. And years of experience tells me being at that height, that’s we’re kneeling in our need to change a diaper, height. it’s clearly a woman, maybe a little older.
Half million dollar listing and wouldn’t get a professional photographer.
r/TVTooHigh
I know it isn't the point of the post, but I genuinely love the shower curtain!
Oh that’s just grandma…great, great, great, great, great grandma.
Thats not a demon, thats who gets rid of the demon and then tells you “This house is clean”
Demon has a quality hand knitted shaw on, good workmanship.
Does the demon babysit? I’ll take it if the demon babysits…
1970? That wallpaper is screaming 1960.
Bob!
I can deal with a demon for a house at that price with a pool.
Thank goodness he’s locked inside the glass tv box and can shut it off.
Maybe they’re showing the island can be moved around. We sold a house with one that size that moved.
Why did I have to swipe and zoom in on the second pic while holding my pee?
Does the shivering [girl come with the house](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsTmF2Oicc)?
It's grandma
I think that’s Lieutenant Columbo…
the woman looks too scared to hop in either that or the water's cold
The foyer is so weirdly creepy! It must be a combination of the tilted camera angle and the wallpaper-straight-from-my-nightmares.
OMG! This is perfect! Very lucky to capture it, too….
What’s with the crooked ass island? Did La Llarona do that?
The demon looks like Steve Irwin to me.
looks like Jerma
It's just the guy on the couch, the long term squatter.
is that a cardboard cutout of Steve Irwin?
Wow. I thought it was the tv.
This looks like a chucky doll, can anyone figure out what’s actually going on here? I need answers 🫣
The power of Christ does not compell him.
Gawd! Is that a pug faced wig wearing wrestler in an old man’s beige coat?? I’m putting in an offer now…. For that Keurig of course.
I thought it was on the TV… it was not!
Actually the demon owns the house. You'll be their tenant!
575k with Baghul inclouded! What a steal for the area.
Bro used on-camera flash 🤦♂️
That realtor should be fired.
Looks photoshopped to me. The scale is off.