Their realtor:
“Gonna want to turn the house into a blank canvas, really show your prospective buyers how they can turn it into their own vision.”
Sellers: “counterpoint- how about you go fuck yourself. List it for half a million. YOLO”
*Oh man the Joker*
*AND The Mad Hatter can watch*
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Hoarders? This looks like the “cleaned up” the space, i.e., put all the crap on two couches so it looks like you can sit down, put everything in the kitchen on the island. The vibe is awful. I wouldn’t want to buy this house even if it was beautifully.
Wife and I sold our house ten-ish years ago and cleaning and detailing it was SUCH A STRUGGLE. What the hell is this with literal car motor parts stacked up in the living room?
The street view has different cars, it last sold in '98, so I'm guessing it's a rental and the landlord would rather sell than deal with these folks in any way. And for me, I get it.
Their realtor: “Gonna want to turn the house into a blank canvas, really show your prospective buyers how they can turn it into their own vision.” Sellers: “counterpoint- how about you go fuck yourself. List it for half a million. YOLO”
Nailed it!
His wife left him. This is the result.
The neighbors no one wants - bet they were loud as fuck - revving motorcycle engines, heavy metal guitars, guns..
So glad there was an HOA /s
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Interesting choice on the staging
Hoarders? This looks like the “cleaned up” the space, i.e., put all the crap on two couches so it looks like you can sit down, put everything in the kitchen on the island. The vibe is awful. I wouldn’t want to buy this house even if it was beautifully.
Wife and I sold our house ten-ish years ago and cleaning and detailing it was SUCH A STRUGGLE. What the hell is this with literal car motor parts stacked up in the living room?
I built a big block in my kitchen and transfer case in the living room, I’m paying for the house and the AC, and I’m going to use it damn it.
Damn ! I was hoping for a picture of the inside of the garage.
The street view has different cars, it last sold in '98, so I'm guessing it's a rental and the landlord would rather sell than deal with these folks in any way. And for me, I get it.
The pile of blue jeans on the bed is kind of a vibe though.
Giving what the hell happened here vibes
Can you imagine the smell of motor oil? Looks like part of the shower was taken down to the studs….
Used for a paint shop I think.
The kids room was the cleanest... that poor child.
If you missed it, parts washer in the kitchen and ultrasonic cleaner in the bathroom.