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#TexasTaliban

Why do narcs so desperately want you to *call them*

A teenager dying is more tragic than a child or baby dying.

If you design a mattress without handles on the sides, you should be locked up in an asylum! What is wrong with you psychos??

Studying something while knowing it is not demanded on the job market doesnt make you *insert any term that described someone isnt smart*

Stop fucking saying “just use plan B/contraception” and here’s a little fucking list of why

Is anyone else tired of seeing posts and comments from customers?

What can parents do to make dining out easier for families with young kids?

To all servers who quit or walk out mid shift:

I really don't understand the new law in Texas against abortion?! What if the woman don't want the baby? Are they going to force her to have one? What if she'll jast try to kill the fetus while in the womb? Or even after he gets born?

CMV: No one wants to kill babies and passing laws to attempt to "ban abortion" does not meaningfully decrease the number of abortions just the number of safe ones

What if instead of getting married to someone to whom we're sexually attracted, we get married to someone with whom we're compatible(Like best friend). Regardless of their sexual orientation and then have sex with whomever we find attractive at the moment?

CMV: if you're anti-vax because you believe in "my body my choice" then you must also be pro-choice.

Is it weird to watch exclusively lesbian porn as a straight woman?

UPDATE: My dad keeps feeding my dog bones.

CMV: A complimentary pickle should not be included within a sandwich/meal unless requested by the customer

New-ish host is driving everyone crazy. I wish they would fire him.

Eli5 what’s exactly a US Marshal? How is it different from a cop or an FBI agent?

Beans....beans....beans. SO MANY BEANS!!!

I got both doses of the COVID vaccine but my microchip isn't activated yet. What should I do?

Marriage counsellor blames me for everything.

Fat people aren’t fat bc they eat they’re fat bc???

What will never not be funny?

Rant: I’m sick of hearing the US President say god related things, I’m offended. I expect complete separate of church and state from the US President.

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