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You meet the loveliest people in online dating sometimes ☺️☺️☺️

I'm about ready to give up on life

Flight was delayed and caused me to miss my connecting flight. No flights till tomorrow. Don't have any of my stuff with me either.

I kept hearing this chime sound when I put my coat on the past few days. My coworker told me that sounds like an air tag. we searched in my coat and found this.

Well, are you?

Something isn't adding up

Someone stole my package.

Progressive added a random person to my policy making the cost go up over 7x

All I wanted was a sausage McMuffin… :(

Does this belong here?

USB-A is a metaphor for everything in IT

was what I said really that childish?

To pay respects.

You got me stone faced

Who sent this?!

I took her on a nice date a few years ago. She snapped me a picture later on that night getting smashed by another dude. What do I say?

Neighbor let's their Pitbull run around apartment complex and poop all over the (dead) grass. Of course they don't pick it up.

Had to go to the Emergency Room just before Christmas for a GI issue. I have good insurance through my mom's job, and the doctor only did 2 blood tests and prescribed a 20$ bottle of pills. This was the bill I got in the mail today.

I told my fiancée that I don't really want to marry her anymore

I'm gonna be at the gym after 8:30 pm so it's empty. So I thought...

I don't like random people sharing my number without my knowledge

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

I'm in this with you.

Uh, how does this happen?

I asked if the site was still muddy.The response I got: "it's not that bad"

I hate renting. I live in a ONE bedroom apartment.

Some lady straight up took the last two dryers while she saw me waiting for my washer to finish its final 2 minutes. This is why I usually do my laundry @10pm.

Pup slips into the abyss.

What's the point in using low sodium soy sauce if I'm just going to add salt anyway?

After years of tell her not to plug space heaters into extension cords, my mother almost burned the house down and ruined the wall where she had it plugged in. Apparently “no one ever specifically told her she couldn’t use multi-outlets, they’re not extension cords!”

52.6% of the US population made between 0-40k in 2021 according to the social security administration.

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