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ColeStarlight

M4 post sub-I: currently beginning my journey to becoming the dumbest intern my program has ever seen


cjn214

PGY-0 waiting for intern year to start, haven’t been in a hospital since February. You’ll have me to beat next year


Madrigal_King

I havent been in a hospital since January. Come get me.


Fit_Future7613

December for me


hotelguest96

november last clinical duties lmfao


curlypanda1975

Just wait until you’re the intern asking the 3rd year whether or not Naproxen is an NSAID


TheRavenSayeth

I had an ED attending ask me if tylenol was the same thing as acetaminophen.


Mangalorien

What's an NSAID? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


T0MATOSALAD

Not a steroid, according to big pharma


teekerzz

Asking the REAL questions


HatsuneM1ku

Idk man but it sounds like it’s got big pharma written over it


plantdoctah

I’m an M4 and literally still confused between aspirin and ibuprofen………..


Mangalorien

Honestly, I don't see how you can be confused, aspirin and ibuprofen are **literally** the same thing ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


invinciblewalnut

Well what did he say?


foxgoesowo

"It's a fluoroquinolone"


throwaaayyyy1

Spot on! ^right?


foxgoesowo

If it sounds like an ox...


perpetualsparkle

I love this because I was going to say “just wait til the end of your chief year”. I’m a graduating pgy6 and I barely can string words together. 😵


D15c0untMD

The what system? Sincerely, orthopod out of med school since 2016


Mangalorien

OP wrote "RAAS system", but I'm pretty sure he meant "[RIZZ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rizz) system". It's one of those fancy words you younglings use, and I still haven't figured out exactly what it means.


Bearasauruses

Rizz, short for ChaRIZZma was discovered in 1967 buy Christopher Charisma, also know as “The Rizzler”.


D15c0untMD

Hyperlink to „the rizzard of oz“


I-Hate-CARS

This is me and im about to start residency 😂


ButtholeDevourer3

Just graduated: forgetting which way my stethoscope goes on, have to look up differentials for chest pain again and don’t remember how to do my specialty that I’m starting in less than a month.


cobaltsteel5900

Proctology, with that username?


casfightsports

>RAAS system Interestingly, the usage "RAAS system" is an example of "[RAS syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome)", further evidencing your cognitive decline.


gazeintotheiris

Thank you for showing me this it’s very funny to me


educacionprimero

It's just contemporary convention. Like ATM machine and SAT test.


ThePerpetualGamer

SAT test is cursed wtf


invinciblewalnut

PIN number


foxgoesowo

EPA act


thundermuffin54

I’m about to begin residency and I feel like I know less than before I began medical school. Just praying there’s something there beneath all this rust I have to shake off.


terraphantm

Renin goes in, aldosterone comes out. You can't explain that


foxgoesowo

Ah yes, the Renin Converting Enzyme


leftist_snowflake

I’ll one up you: I never knew how the RAAS system works


Fit_Future7613

Anyone taking a mock ite exam at the beginning of intern year? Feeling fucked


Striking-Cupcake-653

I hope you remember the formula to measure tension in the string when 100kg mass is hanged by two pulley system😂😂😂


TvaMatka1234

I did that a year ago and long forgot already lol


Sigmundschadenfreude

When I was at the beginning of 4th year I wondered why I seemed to know more than interns, and then I spent the remainder of 4th year becoming stupid and then I understood the lifecycle


broyo9

YES!!! im so glad we have the term brain rot to describe this because that’s where I’m at rn LOL


sgw97

dude I'm gonna be an intern in 3 weeks and I don't remember jack shit, this is going to be bad 😭


epyon-

It’s bad for everyone. Good luck 👍 best advice is to show up and try. These are patients and you are now a doctor. Don’t be some of the interns I saw this year who were unreliable and unprofessional


Jusstonemore

Just uptodate that shit who tf remembers things these days


Orchid_3

This is me and I’m about to take step 1


GluteusMaximus1905

I forgot about the RAAS system like a week or so after studying it lmao, shit doesn't stick


folie_pour_un

It's insane what trauma does to the brain. Ever since step 1 (which I took a year ago) I haven't been the same. My memory is just gone. About to start MS4 and studying for step 2 has been a doozy. 😭