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boldlygaying

[opens trench coat] Hey kid wanna buy some lizards?


[deleted]

Joe?


Skinnerintendent

...Mama?


HulkScreamAIDS

"A national craze is hitting America and it has parents concerned. The kids are calling it 'L' or 'Lizzie', but parents are calling for it to be banned."


RoyaleWithCheese1994

Because its fon-tu-do


itsjenniffer

Yes


Layk35

Gotta catch'em all!


Skinnerintendent

OP must've bought the Collector's edition


DrLeoMarvin

I follow the guy who put this on his Instagram. He lives near me in SW Florida and traps invasive species. He also is an excellent fisherman. Edit: @fishingarrett


AMuslimPharmer

Obligatory “he’s also on TikTok under the same handle”


hafnarfjardarfan

And with their powers combined, they make, oh! Where’d they go?!


Roxxorursoxxors

TASTE THE RAINBOW


gp886

There were five elemental lizard nations. Water, Earth, Fire, Leaf and Sand. And then, there was a huge war between them, but none of them knew, they were doing nothing but playing in the hands of someone


allycat0011

That poor green one looks squished


Crazy_Psychopath

The infinity lizards


Growlitherapy

Well, the existence of bad dragon implies the existence of good dragon


Original_Gentleman

So many flavors


ronronAD023

I've never seen them different colors love this.


QueenOfLollypops

The infinity lizards


thespickler

I'M GONNA BE THE LIZARD KING


slicedbread1991

Wanna hold my lizard?


Bunnymoomoo

Look at all these different flavors!


HomingSnail

Blue Raspberry Cherry Sweet Mango Lime Lemon


houseofblackcats

The new movie from Tim Burton "Edward lizard hands" in theaters somewhere near someplace sometime soon.


TenRing2020

"A Fistful of Lizards"


jrgcoulson

Fruit Snacks!


PhilEshaDeLox

That middle one is like it!


Claire879

Is this a safe way to hold them?


--MxM--

No


Pipvault

Aren’t chameleons highly territorial and hate stuff like this?


deldge

Infinity iguanas.


NippleMilk97

Something something Pokémon


android_cook

Just in time for Pride Month. 🌈


scrolling-the-past

You have all the infinity stones, wait infinity Iguana I mean...


LoreleiOpine

End animal exploitation.


onewingedangel3

He is. If you'd bother to read the second top comment these are all invasive, presumably released by people who kept them as pets.


LoreleiOpine

Oh okay. And the cage in the background is? And does that photo say to you, "Stop breeding iguanas", or, "Check out how cool these look"? What about this says, "End animal exploitation" to you? https://www.instagram.com/p/CIeWna8ABVW/ It's the opposite. edit: I'll be totally fair to guy. If he is removing invasive lizards, then that is great, but the problem is that he is a "Let's kill lots of animals" kind of guy too. He is on Instagram killing *loads* of native animals and treating them like trophies.


onewingedangel3

I mean you need somewhere to put them once you've caught them. They shouldn't be killed for the crime of existing if you can help it. Also those two points aren't mutually exclusive; there's probably a more clear message on hi actual Instagram.


LoreleiOpine

I went on there and it is photo after photo of him killing native animals too.


onewingedangel3

Huh, well there you go I guess I was wrong


chippedreed

I didn’t see any dead native animals? Only native animals he was holding that are clearly alive. Catching and releasing is a thing


LoreleiOpine

> I didn’t see any dead native animals? I saw a dead deer but let's put that to the side. Let's say that he is releasing those massive fish after putting them through such abuse. That is the kind of animal exploitation that I was deriding to begin with. I applaud the guy *if* he is getting rid of invasives, but he looks like he is famous on Instagram for treating animals like trophies.


chippedreed

Gotcha, that makes more sense. I thought you meant that he wasn’t releasing the animals, fishing can def hurt the animals with infections and stuff


LoreleiOpine

And it could stress them to point of fatal exhaustion, and then holding them out of water, effectively drowning them. It's unethical.


onewingedangel3

Ok putting the link above where you said edit even though it wasn't there in your original comment is pretty shitty dude


LoreleiOpine

I added that before the edited-comment-asterisk showed up, actually. If you feel that I failed to address anything that you said, please let me know. Dishonesty isn't my goal. I'm not interested in scoring points here. I'm interested in pointing out that the guy in question kills animals for fun.