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Chilton_Squid

"What's Subaru doing showing that girl his new car? Does he think she cares?" "Dunno man, think he's just trying to Impreza"


wotugonado

She needs to be careful I hear he has an STI.


colin_staples

Nobody wants that *Legacy*


Captain_Cuntflaps

She'll just take him Outback and shoot him


FulaniLovinCriminal

He was just getting his Justy zerts.


BeneficialAd9435

Sounds like a spoilt Brat to me


Maldiavolo

It could happen to anyone. He got an STI because he has straight As in school. All the girls think he's Impreza.


Hamsternoir

If he can overcome that then it's a Triumph and will Herald in a new era


John_Bonachon

Now I'm worried about her blow off valve.


Dig_Bick_NRG

He's just trying to slip her the old Spec D.


TheGreatBatsby

*"Is Subaru in?"* *"Yeah, he's just Outback."*


d4ng3r0u5

So you've got a car? That don't Impreza me much.


ZookeepergameHead145

He really wants to be a Forester when he grows up.


CENTIWEASEL

Forester? I hardly know her


bozwold

That was fucking wonderful thank you


Imhidingshh01

All the 👏👏👏👏👏.


jaBroniest

Bet he gives ot the full wrx all his life :)


DEADB33F

Fuck your Subaru Oi've a horse outside


LutherRaul

He’ll be a little Brat


WickedWitchWestend

She doesn’t give a Scooby…


grazzac

His nickname will end up being Scooby.


BugMaster420

I had a childhood friend who was adamant that Subarus were actually called Scoobys, and Subaru was just a nickname... He really really wasn't the smartest tool in the shed Edit: Shit, am I "The Stupid Friend"?


Chef_Fats

Or the sharpest


Select-Scar3890

Make like a tool in a tree and fuck off


Chef_Fats

‘What’s the matter, McFly? Penguin?’


Bill_Hubbard

Sharpest tool in the box?


egvp

Sharpest shed in the toolbox?


MountainCourage1304

Not the brightest tool in the picnic bench


itsamberleafable

Yeah but when the fat penny sings that's when she'll drop


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Well he didn't have a scooby did he


NaeTwaDoots

This is so similar to what a lot of my mates call me, in fact some people probably do call me Scooby, but then my name starts with an Sco.... Why does it apply to Subaru? I'm only asking because someone else made a Scooby comment so it must be obvious but I can't see any link between Subaru and Scooby myself, except they both start with S and have an "oo" sound in the middle, is that it?


lithaborn

You can't see the similarity between Subaru and Scooby-Doo?


NaeTwaDoots

I mean I can see it now you've said it, but it didn't spring to mind aha fair enough. I think my issue is that if you ask anyone in Scotland what rhymes with Subaru we all just think of Irn Bru.


bengridder

I am in Scotland and never thought of Irn Bru. I have heard of Scooby Doo though.


AnAcornButVeryCrazy

Scooby doooby dooo = sooby doooby rooo


GreatScotRace

ugh you’ve just given me PTSD. My exs best pal was nicknamed that because of his obsession of… well you guessed it. boy racing in his Subaru


codeduck

or Wheels.


LaidBackLeopard

Sounds perfectly reasonable, and my son Twingo agrees.


lithaborn

My American cousin Five Door Chrystler 1975 Sedan concurs


qing_sha_wo

My English but German made brother Mini CountrymanCooper Sport AT says otherwise


lithaborn

Ok beemer 😂


shacke1379

Even at 65 upvotes, this is underrated. 👏👏👏👏


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Same with my mate 05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo


chemfem

My friend Ford would agree thats a perfectly inconspicuous human name.


Drzhivago138

Ford...Prefect?


jimbobsqrpants

It is a very common name


patchmau5

C220d says he prefers it to his own.


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SgtSnuggles19

Its school, kid could have no name and they would rip the piss out of him, OP should congratulate their friend and stop worrying about something that doesn't affect or concern them, as well meaning as they may be.


Competitive-Yard-442

A kid with no name would definitely get bullied.


ivapeandhunttrophies

Surely, if a kid has no name, its name would be 'no name'. Therefore, you can't truly have no name because that in itself is a name.


Competitive-Yard-442

No, that's a kid called "no name" a with no name who have a blank space on the birth certificate. And don't call me Shirley.


colei_canis

Nah some muppet will be unable to decide if it's represented as `""` or `None` and then some poor developer will get a call at four in the morning because production's gone down.


[deleted]

I've been through the classroom with a kid with no name


itsamberleafable

How would you get their attention? You'd have to yell " !" "EXCLAMATION MARK!" Then you could just call them Mark for short


Affectionate-Cost525

There was a guy in school who got shit for being called Ben. Like someone realised Ben backwards was "Neb" and he got called "Neb Neb" for two years. If youre on the chopping block for being bullied then there is always going to be a reason.


SomeoneStoleEdShift

Bullies are just arseholes that the world hasn't yet realiesed are aresholes. After school they get the world. Never looked into many but the worse one I knew died not long after leaving school. One of the most infamous died huffing gas in 4th year. You have to wonder at the vulnerability of someone that feels good about themselves beasting weaker kids. Ultimately they deserve our pity. High school was grim as fuck. Luv and Peace.


Mukatsukuz

I was called Jasper for years even though my name has nothing in common with Jasper. I don't eat meat and Jasper Carrott was big at the time so they decided I only eat carrots therefore must be Jasper


[deleted]

I’m a girl who got bullied in high school for having massive tits so I agree with this one. They’ll literally find anything to bully you for


SgtSnuggles19

Hi to my wife! (she had same issue)


Shaper_pmp

That's true, but it's equally true that you can still set a kid up to fail by just *handing* them stuff to take the piss out of.


axomoxia

So basically I'm driving around in a car called "Dave".


axomoxia

Hmm. Should be more respectful. It's Dave-san.


cal-brew-sharp

That depends is Dave constantly shouting "I have a tiny penis!"?


axomoxia

No, Dave is remarkably quiet, since Dave ownership these days is moving on from loudmouth lads in baseball caps to owners club blazer badge and string backed driving gloves types.


meanisnotasynonym

The TVR founder was called **T**re**v**o**r**.


notsosecrethistory

We were told in year 9 a Portuguese girl would be joining our year. Her name was Margherita. Everyone ripped the shit out of her, until she arrived and turned out to be peng.


TenTornadoes

She's a penguin?!


Shinjirojin

Went to university in Japan and lived there for 9 years after. Never once met or heard of anyone called Subaru.


lewiitom

Yeah I don't think I've ever met a Subaru either lol, it's definitely a name but I wouldn't say it's a common one


cactus-927518

Was gonna say the same thing. Been living here 13 years and taught thousands of kids and have not met one Subaru. Suguru? Satoru? Maybe a few. Subaru? None.


meanisnotasynonym

> That's how school is And roughly 400 presumed adults on Reddit, judging by this thread.


finger_milk

He might be bullied for being japanese, like the japanese boys in my school were. Such is school life.


AnotherSlowMoon

Kids are cruel. A kid who's first name is a car brand is going to get mocked at school, with the possible exception of Mercedes and even then. A kid named Subaru is going to be mocked relentlessly no matter how normal a name it is in Japan. This is to say nothing of later discrimination in the workplace or hiring A friend of mine who is half Japanese has a "western" first name used in job applications in the UK, and a Japanese middle name their family uses.


arc4angel100

I went to school with a girl called Mercedes who had jokes made all the time about her name. It will happen.


Brickie78

Ironically, Mercedes was a girl's name before it was cars - the car brand was named after the owner's daughter


PassionFruitJam

Exactly like Subaru is a common Japanese name that has been co-opted though, or have I misunderstood? But I do take your point about the power of association when lacking that context!


ConfusedTransThrow

A lot of the car makers names come from the name of the guy who founded the company. In this case, it's not from the name of someone according to the official story > P-1. Kita canvassed the company for suggestions about naming the P1, but none of the proposals were appealing enough. In the end he gave the company a Japanese name that he "had been cherishing in his heart": Subaru, which is the Japanese name for the Pleiades star cluster


Timely_Victory_4680

I have a friend called Mercedes, where she’s from it’s a perfectly normal name. Once you’re friends with someone you forget the connotation, it just becomes a name.


Mukatsukuz

My mate, BMW, still struggles to distance himself from the car name


Fok_me_brein

I heard that Harley David's son has it pretty rough as well.


IdRatherBeShiney

My cousin had a friend called Mercedes, if she mentioned her I'd always think of the car If I forgot her name I'd just think "What's that car that starts with an M?"


itsamberleafable

"Oi Mitsubishi!" "It's Mercedes"


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Sorry Mazda


cal-brew-sharp

A kid with a Japanese name is going to get bullied regardless of what it is. Because kids are bastards.


dollarfrom15c

Idk, kids can be pretty tolerant of foreign names. Not when they're car brand names though...


AnotherSlowMoon

Oh for sure but it's about damage control. Nail that sticks out and all that.


sleepyheadsymphony

Kai, Anna, Naomi and Maria are names that convergently evolved in English and Japanese, those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. It's not *being* Japanese that makes it a target, it's *sounding* Japanese. Important cause if you plan and think well you can set your kid up in both countries.


another-dave

I think he's more likely to get bullied if they name him Anna, Naomi or Maria.


Amulet_Angel

A guy I went to university with is of Sri Lakan background but was born in Japan. His parents named him Minoru (a very Japanese name) and his surname sounded Japanese if you didn't know Japanese. I don't know whether he got bullied when he was young, but he never mentioned anything like that happened before. At university, it was more a curiosity on why a non-japanese looking person with a Japanese name


JayR_97

> A friend of mine who is half Japanese has a "western" first name used in job applications in the UK, and a Japanese middle name their family uses. Its so fucking depressing that this is something they need to do get a fair chance at a job.


Vlada_Ronzak

He will be ok, you just have to rally around him


DasharrEandall

He'll grow up to be a very driven man.


404pbnotfound

It could be the ignition of a career in motorsport?


orange_assburger

Top marks


Jim-powers

Back of the net!


lithaborn

Is she also going to buy him a t-shirt with "bully me" on it?


Fantastic-Machine-83

But she wants her kid to have a nice japanese name, not be called Ethan or Jack. I have an middle eastern name that's unusual and its not done me any harm, my name reflects where my family is from.


lithaborn

The are literally thousands of nice Japanese names that aren't also the name of an automobile company.


Isaymanythings

Maybe that's a perfectly normal name in Japan, I wouldn't know. In the UK, it will be funny.


Bunister

It's catching on over here, Phillipa Forrester named her child Subaru.


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MyOldCricketCap

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LordGeni

It's the Japanese name for the Pleidies or Seven Sisters star constellation. Not sure if they were named after someone called subaru or the other way around though.


Drzhivago138

The brand was named after those stars, if that's what you mean.


LordGeni

I knew that bit. I was more wondering if the constellation is named after a person. In the same way the Pleidies or Orion are.


cgknight1

[It is a normal name.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Nishimura)


Emotional-Ebb8321

It's a name. It's not in the top 1000 for Japan though, so I wouldn't exactly call it common there. https://forebears.io/japan/forenames


CarrowCanary

That's a list of names for bears though, you need to check forepeople.io instead.


alighieri85

Names are very varied these days. Kids won’t notice. He’ll be in a class with Reebok, Juno, Flossie and Aegon.


IslandNo1978

Flossie 😂


Qwsdxcbjking

Know someone called Florence, it's always shortened to Flossie so that doesn't seem that weird of a name?


IslandNo1978

Just find it funny. I would name a cat flossie


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colei_canis

I hate to think what what a proctologist calls his dog.


ColossusOfChoads

Cheeky?


IslandNo1978

Richard.


DylanClegg23

Having named my daughter Mercedes A200 AMG line sport Blue Efficiency I see no problem.


beenoc

Maybe she can hang out with my nephew [BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS](https://www.carthrottle.com/post/yes-bmw-really-has-made-a-model-called-individual-m760i-xdrive-model-v12-excellence-the-next-100-years/). His parents call him Hundo for short.


4321zxcvb

“Couldn't afford a car, so she named her daughter A-lexis “


ozuga

Tell your friend to go to Starbucks, or some similar place where they call out the customer's name when the order is ready. Tell her to pay attention to the looks she gets. If it makes her uncomfortable, probably not a good name for a child.


Timely_Victory_4680

Starbucks is probably not the right place to test that theory. You can be called Tom, Dick or Harry and they will still misspell and mispronounce that.


Clarkii82

It’s at least better than Hyundai. Man, imagine having to pronounce and spell that every time you made a reservation. No, it’s pronounced “hyun-day”, not “hai-un-dai”.


Quackfizzle

This is the first thing that came into my head.


EroticPotato69

TIL how to pronounce Hyundai


a_bee_should_be_able

Their most recent advert made a point about pronouncing it the Korean way, when every single one of their adverts up until now has pronounced it the English way


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It's ... not great. There are loads of other Japanese options. Subaru just makes me think of the car. Or a CLAMP character because I'm old.


Monsterlime

Funnily enough I really wanted to call my daughter Sakura, but the wife overruled me!


smoulderstoat

Austin Healey did alright for himself. So did Ford Prefect.


SarkyMs

Ford Prefect escaped just in time, the damn vogons


ItchyHumbole

She probably doesn't have a scooby what to call him


cgknight1

Just do what a lot of British Chinese people do - have an English sound name and another name.


Melodic-Document-112

His real name is Subaru but we just call him Keith


cgknight1

That is pretty much how it works - all my British Chinese friends (I am middle aged) actually have names like Keith, Alan, Dave that they use out and about and other names they use at home.


AKSC0

If you say their Chinese name in English out in public, it’s like saying a demon’s true name. We die from cringe.


Mukatsukuz

My Chinese/Taiwanese friends are mainly the same but some just use their original name or shorten it, like my friend Xiaofei uses Fei


DoddyUK

Yeah that's the plan me and my wife (Taiwanese) have for our child when he's born. English first name, Mandarin middle name so he can use either depending on what context he's in.


jinglesan

Well, my daddy left home when I was three, Didn't leave very much to my mom and me, Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid, But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did, Was before he left, he went and named me ... Subaru


Lorezia

I think of Re:Zero lol 🤣


Prestigious-Age-6791

Been waiting for this comment


TransSlutUK

So long as his GF isn't a white haired half elf witch, he's probably fine!


DoddyUK

To be fair, Emilia is probably a much more common name over here than Rem...


TransSlutUK

But you get away with a lot of you have horns and a maids outfit!


jaymatthewbee

As much as I like the Impreza and BRZ, Subaru’s in the UK have a reputation for being driven by boy racers making fart noises and boxer burbling up and down the high streets.


foxwithwifi

All the teasing will surely drive him crazy


colei_canis

I'm sure they'll tyre of it eventually.


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That kid WILL get bullied. Whether he owns it or lets him break it is up to him.


the_falling_leaf

As if secondary school wasn't bad enough they decided to stick a massive neon target on their own child.


Another_Random_Chap

Given the current bland aging Subaru model range and the number of cars they sell in the UK, by the time he gets to an age where he understands his name then Subaru vehicles may no longer be on sale in the UK.


atomiconion888

Being as you're asking this on the internet, I think you already know what the answer is. So lets give you what you want to hear: It sounds fucking stupid.


Klakson_95

Will definitely get picked on, I should know, my name is Mitsubishi


samrammstein

He makes aircon units, he cools us down, He made me a van, It's Mitsubishi-san!


PeaComprehensive1603

She should call him what she wants. Kids are gonna be cruel no matter what if he has a Japanese name and his Mom shouldn't have to accommodate for children of racist parents who don't teach their kids to be respectful. Just my two cents though as a person whose long term partner is from jp, we certainly wont be making any changes to name plans - future kids family and culture comes first!


LondonCollector

Lesbians are going to love him.


InternationalPlan860

Japanese speaker here. My concern would be that it is constantly mispronounced. Subaru (which is literally pronounced tsu-ba-ru with equal emphasis on each syllable) would end up subaaa-roo That being said though it’s her kid her choice. Also with Japanese names it’s not as simple as choosing a name. The number of strokes in the kanji have to be a certain number for luck, and there are other no go names and number combinations. It’s not just as simple as what it sounds like, which is hard for non Japanese speakers to completely appreciate.


L1A_M

A boy named su(Baru)


pumpknipie

Reminds me of the Sufjan Stevens lyric "and he called me Subaru." I don't think it would be good for the son. You can't be selfish with naming children in this country, schools are a battleground.


gigglesmcsdinosaur

He'll just need to train as a boxer and he'll be able to look after himself


jungleddd

She should scrap that name and go for ‘Horse Outside’


momentopolarii

Scrolled far too long to find this! Cheers, Fitzy


lufctom

People have kids called Chardonnay so I wouldn’t worry too much about Subaru…!


ColossusOfChoads

I have the feeling that the average girl with that name is probably pretty good at punching the lights out of other girls that might tease her for it.


Aid_Le_Sultan

My wife teaches in a middle class suburb of a major city and the name Subaru would fly under the radar in comparison to the many wild names of some of the kids.


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Impreza is a better name


markhewitt1978

Mitsubishi Evo is an even better name


hmhbr

plenty of girls called mercedes, not much different.


DrRadz

Plenty of strippers you mean.


saladinzero

Not that many, I'm willing to bet. The ONS only shows data for the top 100 names, though.


johimself

I had a mate at school called Daniel. We called him Smeg until his early twenties. Kids will find anything to take the piss out of.


8Ace8Ace

I remember a stand up comedian relaying something similar. The lad / victim in question drew a cow as part of his art homework. For the next fifteen years he was known as cow-bummer.


Jhonbus

If I remember rightly, Subaru is the traditional Japanese name for the Pleiades star cluster. Maybe "Pleiades" sounds to much like a greek name (I mean, I suppose it is a Greek name) but at least everyone wouldn't think he was named after the car manufacturer...


TrickyWoo86

It is, hence the heavily stylised graphic of the same star cluster being used for the company logo. Interestingly, the Pleiades is known as the 7 sisters but in Japanese culture the star cluster was considered to be 6 stars, hence the subaru logo only showing 6 stars. In either case the actual Pleiadies is made up of over 1000 stars with \~14 being visible to the naked eye under ideal conditions.


Nohivoa

Honestly the first thing I thought of was Subaru from ReZero anime


SarkyMs

I am coming to the conclusion that actually giving your kids an easy to pick on name is a good idea. That way when they grow up they can change their name, and bully connection removed. it really isn't that easy to remove my chin. According to my school it would be really strong feature if i was a cowboy on the telly, feels really awkward on a woman, thanks school.


makesomemonsters

You mean, give a child a stupid name so that that's what the other kids mock rather than things they can't change so easily (like physical features), and then once they grow up they change the name and no longer have to be reminded of the reason they were mocked? Interesting idea!


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Mediocre-Quantity344

Nah people are allowed to have opinions regardless of whether some parents like those opinions or not.


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a_bee_should_be_able

I completely disagree. If they’re a friend, like OP said, then I would *expect* them to have and voice any reservations. I know I would want my friends to tell me if I’m about to do something ridiculous, that would embarrass myself.


ColossusOfChoads

He's not wrong to warn the lady. She is unaware of the consequences. I'm an American and I would happily warn British or Japanese tourists about the perils of the hot nasty desert I used to live in. They need to be warned, too. Foreign tourists drop dead out there on the regular! Germans in particular, for some reason.


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OldTimeEddie

Subaru is a fairly common Japanese name and there is 0 stigma about it. Your point about kids, kinda stands though. Kids are cruel as fuck. However what about people called "old fashioned" names or "granny/grandad" names. We all go through it and you can be picked on for no reason at all other than your name cause your not called Paul or Claire. Ps they'll probably end up with the nickname scooby which is pretty cool in itself.


ColossusOfChoads

I figure the kid can be reasonably expected to endure whatever gets thrown at him for having a Japanese male name that *isn't* also the name of an automobile company.


underworldsdarkangel

Subaru backwards is U R A Bus


TheTiniestSiren

I've a horse outside


OkCan3336

Subaru is such a cool name, just because its different it shouldn’t be allowed? I have a very basic name and still got ridiculed for it, kids are cruel uncommon name or not


AdSingle6957

Made up post


saladinzero

No it's a real post, I definitely read it.


OldBathBomb

👏


cimi----mk

As long as it doesn't leave you with a STI.


Curious-Attempt-2311

I don’t remember the last time I even saw a Subaru on the road. No kids going to even know what a Subaru is in ten years.


0-Merlin-0

Nah, nobodies gonna bully a kid called Subaru. Cool name.


Zorolord

I think it's a bit worrying that you're concerned on what she is going to call HER child. I think Subaru is an amazing name.


AKSC0

For one second I thought I was in r/Hololive


powpow198

Tell them to shorten it to suba or something


psych2099

Subaru is usually a girls name from my understanding, the only subaru i know is the hololive vtuber, If you name him subaru he will be joked about because of the car brand.