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Do you think Subaru is a good boy's name?

Settle a debate for us, or just encourage divorce. Making veg soup with leek, and my wife asks why I cut up and use the green bits as well as the white. Apparently it's not normal and you're only meant to use the white parts. Which parts do you use?

Me and my partner can't work out what the hell these crumpet creations are supposed to look like.

Snow chilled wine

ULPT Request: Upstairs neighbour is learning the drums and refuses to isolate the floor. He plays all day and night. Screams at us any time we ask for compromises

Typically British humour and play on words name for an earring shop? Ideas?

ULPT Request: Where can I duplicate a key that says “Do not duplicate”?

ULPT does your landlord put a lock box on your thermostat? Just buy the key online.

ULPT request: hiding a big fish tank from landlords

I recently watched Father Ted its such a great British show

Anyone else noticed how on TV and in the Movies, when a car is hot-wired……

It’s on the tip of my trunk

ULPT Request: At 3AM, every night without fail, a very loud vehicle does laps on my dead-end street.

What secret Santa gift should I get for a girl I hardly know? £10 limit.

Where the f**k are my keys?

It seems to be this way

Would you say £100 for a half oz of northern lights is steep, or a reasonable price?

Help me name my cat!

Just had this posted through the door...

My Google Timeline email this month. They've done Warlingham proud.

My son asked me to cut his sandwich into four. I think this is what he meant…

someone burnt down my allotment shed. My onions were in there 😥

I consider myself fairly immune to personal flattery, but the vet called Beans 'very handsome' and I now trust him 100%

I wish my wife gave me this look...

When you're forced to go for the middle urinal, then both people either side leave and someone else walks in

Hi Its Me!

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AverageJoe313

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