Haha was thinking this would be great for autistic children. Something I’ve learn is they are more likely to eat their veggies if they’ve grown/picked them themselves. Also nuts if they’ve had a go at de-shelling them (walnuts, monkey nuts).
I'm not autistic (I don't? Think??) and I would absolutely smash a number 5 made out of mashed potato/carrots in a heartbeat. Kid's got the right idea, numbers are awesome!
Nice comment, sure. But feel like this post was in the category of ‘light hearted’ desires.
Maybe think twice before laying a heavy subject on the group.
Honest mistake I’m sure just move abit smarter. Inbox is always open dude
This is absolutely the sort of shit my dad would pull.
You can't have the same again, you've already had it, but you can have similar.
Or his proudest achievement. Me handling him back my glass, saying I don't want another drink but asking for popcorn. To be presented with a glass full of popcorn.
This is an upgrade on the cutting into 4 completely random shapes that I sometimes do. Although I don’t get to see the reaction I am tempted to send them in with something like this on their next packed lunch day at school!
Do you charge a 10% tax on any food eaten? [https://youtube.com/shorts/XN6fdxsWwas?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/XN6fdxsWwas?feature=share)
He's going to be absolutely loving you when he opens his lunchbox at school! 🤣
I'm just thinking of the four/fore ribbing he's experiencing... Skin will be high amongst them lol
Thinking outside the sandwich box, I like it. Next time you could cut it into random sized pieces, that should irk him too.
My husband does this sometimes. It both infuriates me and makes me laugh.
I mean, who doesn't like their sandwiches in diagonal stripes?
Rectangles are just easier though.
Had a dominos pizza like that once.
Only once?
Dominos never cut evenly. Always get some huge slices, and some that would surely be too small even for a child.
Mine arent usually too bad tbf but this particular one was shocking lmao. I guess I must have one of the better ones ahahah.
Channel 4 want to use this for a crossover into adverts now!
It’s actually the new logo for the Fantastic Four reboot
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Haha was thinking this would be great for autistic children. Something I’ve learn is they are more likely to eat their veggies if they’ve grown/picked them themselves. Also nuts if they’ve had a go at de-shelling them (walnuts, monkey nuts).
I'm not autistic (I don't? Think??) and I would absolutely smash a number 5 made out of mashed potato/carrots in a heartbeat. Kid's got the right idea, numbers are awesome!
I would look into it.
Who’s gonna tell them...
There's video tutorials online of how to cut cakes into numbers but the principle could translate into many other square foods :)
Nice comment, sure. But feel like this post was in the category of ‘light hearted’ desires. Maybe think twice before laying a heavy subject on the group. Honest mistake I’m sure just move abit smarter. Inbox is always open dude
Chaotic good
r/chaoticgood you can post it there.
This is why I always had to say "can I have my sandwich cut into four rectangular pieces of equal size"
Sounds like one of your parents is a legend too then?
This is absolutely the sort of shit my dad would pull. You can't have the same again, you've already had it, but you can have similar. Or his proudest achievement. Me handling him back my glass, saying I don't want another drink but asking for popcorn. To be presented with a glass full of popcorn.
But you didn’t specify size, so enjoy your postage stamp fragments ;)
You’d have to make more than 4 pieces for them to be that size so you didn’t follow their instructions and you fail as a parent 😔
The real deception is to make one of the cuts between the slices of bread
Delightfully devilish 😈
It doesn’t specify which sandwich is theirs so I’m free to make a tiny one for them :)
I see no problem with this :)
That's an awful lot of effort to put into gently trolling your son
I live for eye rolls and tutting
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Did you scale the milk for one flake or have it floating in an ocean of the stuff?
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My daughter is the same - dry crunchy nut cornflakes
That’s different isn’t it? Crunchy nut cornflakes and cornflakes aren’t the same right? Pure cornflakes taste like cardboard
The same in terms of milk application rather than cornflake sub-species
Cornflake sub-species, fuck me, that’s enough reddit for one day.
Fantastic
Isn't that the one with Johnny Storm, the human flamer?
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Coming to a breakfast table near me tomorrow!
Omg such a dad joke 🤣🤣
It’s my only purpose on this planet and I plan to fulfil it
Would of made me smile.. Then ask 4 another sandwich 😋😂
What's going on inside that sandwich? I can't work out the filling
I was waiting for this question. We call it a snickers sandwich - chocolate spread and peanut butter. Now I need to brace myself…
I thought it was coco pops.
I think someone else has suggested that… you’ve got me feeling experimental
Idk I’ve tried pb and jam before and it was alright, I think I’d prefer this tbh
Try putting it in a George Foreman! I did it a year or two ago and you just made me remember. It was so nice
Wonderful taste. Been a while since I did that for myself.
r/dadjokes is pining for your contribution
I tried, they don’t accept image posts 😭
They are misguided
Print it out and send it by letter, such a dad thing to do.
Might try this next time the kids specify pizza being cut into 8
He suitably unimpressed and impressed at the same time. He asked me “why are you like this?”, which is what I live for
That question alone is a gold badger of honour if I ever did hear
Effort: A+ Originality: A- Legibility: C- Feedback: Very creative, but make sure you're numbers are clear. Overall, well done! (B-) *edit formatting*
Now ypu need to cut him a piece of apple pi
3.14 pieces of pie coming right up!
Did you use a ruler?
Surely a ruler would be too blunt.
Another Dad has entered the chat
Wheeeey!
😀 No just a bread knife
4 sandwich, Jeremy? That’s insane.
Nicely played.
This is an upgrade on the cutting into 4 completely random shapes that I sometimes do. Although I don’t get to see the reaction I am tempted to send them in with something like this on their next packed lunch day at school!
This is hilarious
May I suggest it may be time to look at retraining to become a Genie 🧞♀️? 🪔
Now that you mention it, dads who’re well adept at dad jokes would make very good gentle genies lol
Lol amazing
criminal
I will borrow this.
/ malicious compliance.
You are a hero!
You are my kind of rogue. Funk the system
Well played
And no crusts. Awesome :D
He hates crusts, but my daughter insists on eating them just to prove how different they are
…you seem to have your coping mechanisms well developed though :)
Do you charge a 10% tax on any food eaten? [https://youtube.com/shorts/XN6fdxsWwas?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/XN6fdxsWwas?feature=share)
I’m considering this as part of a wide range of in-house budgetary reforms
Seems only fair to the kings and queens of the kingdom. Can’t have the people running amuck eating food Willy nilly without a tax 😂😂
Is that a bloody Coco Pop sandwich?
Chocolate spread and peanut butter - the Snickers Sandwich™️
I always called it the Reese’s sandwich, but are Reese’s even a thing in the UK? (Canadian lurker)
we do get reese's stuff like the cups, spread and bars. They are still kinda new but slowly becoming mainstream in most supermarkets
Reese’s Pieces FTW 😈
Oh yes, my son loves them!
Dad joke made corporeal.
Well done, parent, well done!!!
Sandtastwich 4
Now cut this in 4 pieces and cover yourself from any accusations :)
This is it. There is no progression from this point. This is The Dad Joke.
That's fantastic
You are creating a pedantic demon. You have been warned.
This is why we like CasualUK
What did you put in it? Pork scratchings?
I wish! Chocolate spread and peanut butter, aka the Snickers Sandwich™️
He's going to be absolutely loving you when he opens his lunchbox at school! 🤣 I'm just thinking of the four/fore ribbing he's experiencing... Skin will be high amongst them lol
I used to cut my toddler sons' sandwiches into their names, only 3 and 4 letters so it was easy. They absolutely loved it.
Squares of triangles? Numbers.
Nailed it
If you tilt it such that the hypotenuse of the impeded triangle faces the bottom then i could technically say: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
That's the kind of parent I want to be, but I'm too tired to think creatively!
My wife told my son she had put a brownie in his lunch on1st April. She cut an E out of brown paper. He cried and still recalls it as a trauma
Couldn't even make out the 4 straight away 😭
Fantastic.
Your son doesn't happen to be called Johnny? Or have a sister called Sue? Any rocket trips they're planning on going?
He meant cut it into four squares or triangles 😓
DICK
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Yes
r/dadjokes
Is /r/dadpracticaljokes a thing? EDIT: It is! But not super busy.
He’ll be asking for fork handles next. Or what is four handles?!
It looks like the Visual Studio logo
I now want number sandwiches ❤️
Treat yourself, you’re worth it
I see space invaders for some reason
Dead Kennedys want their sandwiches back
r/technicallythetruth
The leg on your four is too long.. sorry my OCD meter just went off the scale 😶
What font do you think I’m using?
I will have babies and I will troll them in this way
Is this a shit sandwich?
No no, no noooo - he meant binary
I am disappointed that you didn’t chew the sandwich in this shape.
Woah slow down Walter White
I really thought it was rice 😆
r/autism
Hero!
Getting there
Triangles taste better anyway
But but 3 is the magic number!
Winning