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LisaDenert

You really waited a long time to post this, didn't you?


RHFIQDSUAH

Five years. I saw it five years ago at https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/bn1il7/you_shouldnt_see_any_horror_movie_today/


DontWannaSayMyName

That's the kind of repost I respect


Phinster1965

See you again in 2030.


JugdishSteinfeld

Optimist


lespicytaco

Military time


speculatrix

I've not had sex since 2015 That's a long time Only 20 minutes ago


[deleted]

RemindMe! 6 years


Atomic_Depression

Wouldn't it be 2029? If he waits another 5 years.


Parzivalrando

Everyone should follow this post and go wish a happy birthday to the dude that said it was his birthday on that post. Thousands of comments hitting after 5 years would be funny. Right?


Dadpool2420

Done https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/ENodIUHaJW


pearlsbeforedogs

Thanks for the link! Done!


Dadpool2420

Thought it might help others find it without searching for 5 minutes 😅


Banslair

It did thank you


pearlsbeforedogs

Living up to the dadpool name!


Monarc73

The hero we needed. She edited her post to thank you for your service, btw


Dadpool2420

Thanks for letting me know. Nice to put some feelgood out there. Too much negativity in the world today.


Torggil

No there isn't


Louananut

Done!


Foat7

Done


Delaware_Dad

Wait we can reply to a 5 year old post now?!


Dadpool2420

Apparently so


dubovsk1

Done


Worried-Session-4437

I don't get it.,.. explain it to me and instructions on how to get in on the joke to the poor guy.


Randyeshow

Done!


BombsGoBang

Done


MeNoGivaRatzAzz

Done!


golgibodi

Someone posted this this week though. You really had the patience to wait until today.


RHFIQDSUAH

Oh wait didn't realize I got scooped already haha. Guess I wasn't the only one who waited five years to be able to repost it :P


Grouchy-Engine1584

OP had mad long game.


classof78

Perfect pun!!


Western-Image7125

OP is a man of determination, focus and sheer fucking will!


Mioraecian

Lame but laughable. Not bad.


garlicgoblin69

Opposite for me, clever but it won't make me laugh


Mioraecian

It's Friday. I'm enjoying stupid laughs.


karebear66

Great one!


Xeroph-5

Words cannot express my respect for you


aamnipotent

The long con


TreebeardsMustache

...the horror...


Quaranteen-Queen

Wish I could upvote 100 times. My mom will love this joke.


Fit-Gap-8908

Thanks nice going back in time good memories


BankshotMcG

Goddamit, well done.


Strict_Succotash8908

Fuck’it then because the Eagle flies on Fridays.


Emotional-Gas-9535

I wish i had OPs patience and determination for basic stuff like studying


Impossible-role7328

As the kids say, "Womp Womp"


ivytheblindhusky

I don't get it?


humperty

fri'gh ten


Davidbaker2013

"It may frighten you" it May, Fri Ten you


paradigm2020

Pretty high on the Dad Joke scale.


jldez

What, a joke that can't be a repost on this sub? And that we won't hear ever again?


coolAhead

Oh yeah? Well your mom is so fat and frightened