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A man is transporting a coffin when his car breaks down.

Joke my grandfather told me translated from Greek. An old lady is travelling down a street holding two bags.

How do you know if someone is a vegan

A man called his Rabbi

Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

What do you call a prostitute who does it for free?

Australia’s richest woman seeks removal of her portrait from exhibition

I jutht heard the newth about the Titanic

Anyone got personal anecdotes

A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom.

Three men are talking about their skydiving experiences at a bar and how their parachute failed until the last possible moments.

Yesterday scientists discovered a new species of lizard whose sperm is invisible

It was once predicted to one person: «the worst thing that could happen, will happen».

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I'm a disabled college student who just graduated....I can't decide if my parents are hilarious or horrible human beings. 🤣

I found a rock that looks exactly like a piece of bread

I was denied for a job at Baker's Delight because I'm a man.

An elderly couple decide they want to have a baby

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

Joke from 1908 (reposted from really really old reddit)

So I went in to get my vasectomy…

You shouldn't see any horror movie today

What is GOOD and LIGHT?

Queen Elizabeth had her wisdom teeth removed

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty bad

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